The minds of Warrior Cats as they might be on Twitter, as they experience high drama and comedy in their clans. Updates are regular. Warning: Contains Fourth Wall breaking. Flames will be used to cook roast dinner.

Annie was a medical subject, Finnick was a sex slave, Peeta was beat until he lost his leg, Johanna was molested, Katniss was abandoned and Gale's mother was a drug addict. These six teens have suffered so much through life and the place that provides them sanctuary might not be where safety truly is found. Modern Day Story. **Complete**

Warrior cats go shopping! Kroger, Wal- Mart, Toys R Us, the mall, everything! Explore their world of shopping, and take laughs along the way! 100.00 to read. Just kidding!

This is just me in one of my random moods so be warned! Rated T for swearing and sexual references!

Yep, he's done it! Duncan has managed to date every single person who has ever been on the show including Chris, Chef and Blainley! Now he's going to be a dead man soon, but before they kill him he's going to give you his secrets to how he managed to do this!

Gally is desperate for money, so what does he do? Simple! He enters Minho into a beauty pageant in hopes of winning the 10,000 1st place prize! But it can't be that simple; beauty pageants are filled with drama and glitter. Can Minho win and keep his gender a secret? I don't own/claim to own The Maze Runner or any characters. They belong to James Dashner.

Warriors FanFictions tend to get a bit crazy at times. This is my version of "Dear FanFiction Writers" for Warriors to create some well-intended humor. Please come in and enjoy the story. Sit down, sip a cup of hot chocolate, and have a few good laughs. This is not meant to offend anyone.

Warriors...Turned funny

... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.

Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...

The world's most affordable and arousing detective is back on the case when people start to mysteriously vanish from a high-stakes game of wizard poker. He'll have to put his life on the line, but McLaggen makes sure he always comes out on top, if you know what he means.

Diary of cats. WARNING-Random

A direct parody of the first Hunger Games film.

What if some things didn't happen the way they actually happened? Like, say Hollykit lived instead of Birchfall, or Cloudtail wasn't the kit Princess picked to be Firestar's apprentice! What would happen? Look inside and find out...

Poor pretty boy Finnick Odair is too gorgeous for his own good. (abandoned)

Marvel had always thought himself one of the more brilliant tributes. But now that he had found THIS...Well, he would be unstoppable. Now he had his Avengers, nobody in the pranking world would even TRY to take him down. Glimmer does Gangnam Style, Cato demands Spongebob, Marvel explodes pineapples and Clove...Well, you'll have to wait and see. AU.

71st, 73rd, 74th and 75th Annual Hunger Games as experienced by Johanna Mason and her friend Finnick Odair.

A direct parody of the fourth Twilight movie.

Violette Gardner is a major (obnoxious) Hunger Games fangirl. She admires Katniss, gushes over the sexiness of Peeta and Gale, buys lots of merchandise and writes lots of fanfiction. However when she finds herself as a Tribute in the 73rd Games, how does a fangirl survive the very thing she loves the most?

The humorous tales of the adventures of a clan who are all left-pawed.

Never do these. ON HIATUS

Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.

Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.

Notice:Based on iTorchic's story "333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ Wanna get kicked out of Hogwarts? Than this is the story for you! Rated T for Language

A collection of various song lyrics adapted from Voldie's POV. Feel free to sing along and enjoy the madness!

One-shot. I realised that when Hollyleaf confessed to killing Ashfur, we don't see Ferncloud's reaction. They're siblings for StarClan's sake! So here's what I think should have happened.

A pink sparkly journal has been discovered under a strange moss nest. After careful DNA testing, and looking inside the cover scientist have discovered that this diary belonged to Berrynose. So they posted it on this site, sharing all his secrets. :

A direct parody of the eighth and FINAL Harry Potter film

Title says it all.

An in-depth documentary that takes a look at the greatest challenge that ever faced the Marauders - The Hogwarts Battle of the Bands competition.

Truth or Dare, with the Warriors! Okay, I know you've seen this before, but give it a chance. Please? *puppy dog face*

A direct parody of the seventh Harry Potter film

The world's most affordable and arousing detective is on the case when a student is brutally murdered at Hogwarts. It'll take all his skill to catch the culprit, but McLaggen always gets his man. And his woman, if you know what he means.

A direct parody of the third Twilight movie

Title says all! Hosts are Tigerstar, Firestar, and Blaze! Now accepting oc's. Come and check out Warrior Cats Talk Show! BAD SUMMERY. Give it a chance.

A direct parody of the second film in the Twilight series

A direct parody of the sixth Harry Potter film

Hmm. Hey, whats this? Oh look, its a catalog! Hey, look, its for Warriors! Wait, these aren't books...

A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'

OMG! We've waited soooo long... for the WARRIOR OLYMPICS! Each Clan will choose a contestant for each sport. Let's see which Clan is the most athletic! Might be lame but I try! And suggestions will be LOVED. :DD

A direct parody of the fifth Harry Potter film.

This is a guide ment to help people with their stories. There's Ceremonies, herbs, nameing, and more! Rated T just in case! I do not own Warriors or anything by Erin Hunter.

A parody of the fourth Harry Potter movie

A parody of the third Harry Potter film

A parody of the second Harry Potter film

A direct parody of the first Harry Potter film

WindClan is at fault for a jellybean famine, or are they? It's up to Leafpool to whip ThunderClan into shape for their asault. Will ThunderClan survive Leafpool's boot camp? COMPLETE.

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IM BACK AGAIN! 4 real cats and i'm still here and planning on staying. Come see tigerstar turning from thong to evil? Firestar and sandstorm? what happened? OMG! shocking twist! somehting weird has happened on cat news! read to find out! R&R

Ways to make the warrior cats go mad! And make them wanna claw your fur out! Warning: DO NOT try these at home! Highly dangerous! You may get a claw mark for doing these! Please R&R!Chapter FOURTEEN! I present you with a STARCLAN chapter! IT'S UP! YAY!

Erin Hunter always decribes Mousefur as 'mischeivious.' Now we know why! Please Read and Review! Rated T for herbs! Cowritten with Silvyo Graystripe's Homie.. half the humor [or more] is hers.

COMPLETE! Spottedleaf is a hippy? Bluestar is a gangsta? Sandpaw is a valley girl? ThunderClan worships Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?