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Disclaimer: I don't own warriors, if I do, I wouldn't be here…
Ways to annoy poor Ashfur:
Remind him of Squirrelflight every time you see him.
Make Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight to stay together every time they see Ashfur.
Stuff bitter tasting herbs in a piece of fresh-kill
Invite him for fresh-kill and every time he chooses a piece, snatch it and say: "hey! That is my piece!"
Continue until he chooses the one stuffed with herbs
Laugh as he spits it out with disgust
Ask him if he was a tom or she-cat.
If he says tom, say: "why don't you become a she-cat?"
Repeat until he says she-cat.
Hire Leafpool (or their medicine cat, but I assume it's Leafpool) so that once Ashfur goes to her, she will tell him that he is expecting kits.
Make the leader send him to the nursery
After a few days, tell him that it was a mistake
Give Squirrelflight a one-way ticket to Antarctica and tell Firestar and Brambleclaw that Ashfur kidnapped her
Watch as Brambleclaw and Firestar rake his fur out
Send Squirrelflight back with the return ticket
Tell them that it was all an accident
Watch Ashfur screech with fury (remember to put earplugs as it may damage your ear)
Whisper some random things in his ear every time he tries to sleep
Do not let him notice you
While he is sleeping, dump him on Squirrelflight
Watch him mew in surprise as he gets attacked by Squirrelflight
Try ad help Leafpool stick his fur in place
Report to Firestar that he was trying to attack his daughter
Observe how Firestar claws his newly stuck-on fur
Comfort him
Provoke a fight between him and any other cat
Let Firestar notice
Tell Firestar that Ashfur started it
Watch as Ashfur lose his fur
Stick is fur back into place with glue or cello tape
Feel sorry for poor Ashfur
Poor Ashfur...TT I feel sorry for him!! He may have to change his name to Nofur…poor him…(sigh)anyways, hope you liked it!! Sorry if this chapter is too short. The next chappie is gonna be about Darkstirpe…Please review!!
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