Hey guys!! Hope you enjoy this fic. !!

Disclaimer: I don't own warriors, if I do, I wouldn't be here…

Ways to annoy poor Ashfur:

Remind him of Squirrelflight every time you see him.

Make Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight to stay together every time they see Ashfur.

Stuff bitter tasting herbs in a piece of fresh-kill

Invite him for fresh-kill and every time he chooses a piece, snatch it and say: "hey! That is my piece!"

Continue until he chooses the one stuffed with herbs

Laugh as he spits it out with disgust

Ask him if he was a tom or she-cat.

If he says tom, say: "why don't you become a she-cat?"

Repeat until he says she-cat.

Hire Leafpool (or their medicine cat, but I assume it's Leafpool) so that once Ashfur goes to her, she will tell him that he is expecting kits.

Make the leader send him to the nursery

After a few days, tell him that it was a mistake

Give Squirrelflight a one-way ticket to Antarctica and tell Firestar and Brambleclaw that Ashfur kidnapped her

Watch as Brambleclaw and Firestar rake his fur out

Send Squirrelflight back with the return ticket

Tell them that it was all an accident

Watch Ashfur screech with fury (remember to put earplugs as it may damage your ear)

Whisper some random things in his ear every time he tries to sleep

Do not let him notice you

While he is sleeping, dump him on Squirrelflight

Watch him mew in surprise as he gets attacked by Squirrelflight

Try ad help Leafpool stick his fur in place

Report to Firestar that he was trying to attack his daughter

Observe how Firestar claws his newly stuck-on fur

Comfort him

Provoke a fight between him and any other cat

Let Firestar notice

Tell Firestar that Ashfur started it

Watch as Ashfur lose his fur

Stick is fur back into place with glue or cello tape

Feel sorry for poor Ashfur

Poor Ashfur...TT I feel sorry for him!! He may have to change his name to Nofur…poor him…(sigh)anyways, hope you liked it!! Sorry if this chapter is too short. The next chappie is gonna be about Darkstirpe…Please review!!

Destiny