Dear Fanfiction,

Peeta and I went into the Hunger Games, together. I never got together with Gale, and neither did Madge, Rue died, Cinna died, Finnick died, Prim died, Haymitch most definitely did not fall for Effie, and President Snow and President Coin thankfully never had any mastermind, power-hungry, sweet-smelling, amazingly-groomed kids together.

Get over it.

Sincerely, Katniss Everdeen.

P.S. But it's okay: Buttercup found a nice tabby cat from District 4 to, um, introduce himself to.

This is a series of 'Dear Fanfiction' letters, addressing issues from the worst pairings imaginable to animate Reaping Balls... review?