A.N.:Hey everybody! I've decided to give a swing at humor/parody story. Or whatever they're called. If people like it, I'll continue. No flames! I don't own warriors. I wish I did, but I don't.
The morning for ThunderClan had started like any other. The birds were singing, bees were buzzing, and ThunderClan's kits were in the nursery chugging down Monster energy drinks by the gallon. Yup, it was just a normal, run-of -the-mill, hum-ding, day.
Until now.
Firestar: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Leafpool: (Rushes into Firestar's den wearing a nurse outfit and carrying a first-aid kit) Firestar! What's wrong? Are you ulcers acting up again?
Firestar: (Shakes head) Leafpool...my favorite daughter...
Squirrelflight: (From somewhere outside) Hey!
Firestar: (Ignores Squirrelflight) We're out of jellybeans!
Leafpool: No! Firestar, you'll be fine! Drink a can of Monster while I get you some more!
Firestar: No, Leafpool. I can hear StarClan calling me. Just remember, I don't like WindClan because they took my Ipod and broke it. That makes them responsible for the jellybean famine. You'll be in charge of our assault against WindClan. Good luck, my daughter.
An elevator appears out of nowhere. Firestar hops into it and the elevator takes off into the sky.
Leafpool: *Sobbing* You will be avenged Firestar! You will be avenged!
Leafpool's voice sounds over an intercom.
Leafpool: All ThunderClan outside! This is an emergency!
ThunderClan rushed around to stand at attention. They knew whenever Leafpool rarely made an announcement over the intercom. It meant bad news.
The last time she had made an announcement, Dancing with the Stars had been put on delay because of some technical glitch. No one was really sure how they survived those dark times. Suddenly, a patriotic theme began playing and a military jeep rolled into the middle of camp.
Leafpool stepped out wearing an army helmet, cameo uniform, and shiny black boots.
Leafpool: Okay everybody! This is war! Our leader Firestar has been taken out by a jellybean famine! The culprits, WindClan! I am in charge of whipping you sorry lot into shape! For the next few weeks, your tails belong to me! I'm going to make sure you wish you were never born!
Berrytail: (Sarcastically) This is going to be fun.
Leafpool: (Pulls a whip from her belt and whips Berrytail)
Berrytail: Ow! What was that for?
Leafpool: (Whips Berrytail again) The only words I want to hear out of your mouth are "Yes Ma'am" "No Ma'am" and "How Ma'am." Have you got that?
Berrytail: Yes Ma'am! I understand Ma'am!
Leafpool: (Whips Berrytail one more time) Okay, everybody go to the medicine den and get some fitting uniforms! Meet me back here at 0900 hours!
Everybody scrambles to the medicine den.
Mousefur: (To Longtail) I remember the last we went into combat. ShadowClan had stolen Bluestar's medication and we had to get it back.
Longtail: (Shudders) I'm glad we have Leafpool in charge. She has a better head on her shoulders then Bluestar.
Leafpool: Don't touch my dust bunny collection while you're in there!
Mousefur: (Trying on a uniform) Maybe not.
A.N.:There you go! Chapter one! How will Leafpool train ThunderClan? Will Berrytail be whipped again? Will Leafpool cut off his monster rations?
Berrytail: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Don't forget to review! This is first attempt at a Warriors humor story and I want to know what you think of it! Suggestions for how Leafpool can train her charges are great!