Fourth profile because I cant pick a lane and I apparently hate myself.

This will be short, I hope. I'm female, a Leo (for whatever that's worth), born 1997 which puts me in the range of both Millennial and Zoomer, and I'm something of a skinny-fat body type. I'm losing weight though, getting down to a better size. It's a process. I'm a dog person, but due to my current living space, I can't have the big doggo I want. Instead, I have two cattos.

Lucifer is a sweetheart who loves to lick my face and cuddle and just be around people in general. However, he is also a fatass and an insatiable glutton who will eat all my bread and dry pasta if he can get to it. On the plus side, hes super chill about taking baths.

Tripp is a little bitch. He's super inbred, a runt, got lots of health problems, and he's got a smush face, which is not cute at all. He's an ugly ass cat who will not hold still in the bath. But he's so affectionate and loving, just a little cuddle bug with a scratchy, choking voice.

So, pansexual and aromantic. Which means I fuck all the pans and am madly in love with the letter A. For legal reasons, that's a joke.

I like to talk. I really do, its a problem. You wanna debate something with me or just have a discussion on shared fandoms? Wanna offer criticism or theories on my story(s)? Go for it, I enjoy. Lets not do politics though, that's messy and ruins nice things.

I regularly peruse r/cats and r/YuYuHakusho, my favorite book/movie series is 100% no questions asked hands down Lord of the Rings, YYH is best anime followed closely by Dr. Stone and Dragon Ball/DBZ, my personal favorite TV series is just about any and all of the Star Treks (even the movie reboots, because rule of cool) and Supernatural. Favorite movies in general would be the Aliens and Predator franchises, because all of the yes on that. I grew up on Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mel Gibson movies thanks to my father, and the best comedy films come from Monty Python. Fuck your opinion on that, mine is the correct one.

I can watch anything that comes from Team Fourstar and their affiliates. I can and will quote the entirety of Dragon Ball Z Abridged. Fucking try me.

I am not a gamer. I don't drink (read: I'm a fucking lightweight). I like being outdoors and doing stuff, but like, only when it's warm. Winter can screw right off. Oh, winter is coming? Well it can go jack off somewhere else, because we don't want its obnoxious white stuff here. Take that shit away from me. I actually really like snow. But I like it when its here like three, maybe five months out of the year. Not eight. Fuck the Northeast weather. @ me, Winter, you frigid bitch.

Give me puns. Give me all the puns. And the buns. Honey buns, cinnamon buns, maple-glazed pecan buns, just give me all your pastries.

Kk, have a good day.