Dizzydodohide bio
 Author has written 35 stories for Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Edgar Allan Poe, Rurouni Kenshin, Star Trek: 2009, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, X-Men: The Movie, James Bond, Daredevil, Naruto, StarTrek: The Original Series, Avengers, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. I'm not good at these self-introductions, so I'll just say that: I'm a twenty-something student. I love reading and writing with a passion, but gaming has fallen to the wayside thanks to waaay too many assignments. I love to hear when you enjoy these stories, but criticism is also genuinely appreciated. Vitriol that offers no criticism but is instead a threat/personal rant will be deleted. That lovely profile pic there was a gift from Shadow_Fawkes and is used with her kind permission! I do take requests/commissions with the caveat that requests may take awhile due to time constraints.I'm terrible about updating anything, apparently even my profile. *Sigh* So I suppose all I can say is that if it is posted here, it will be finished. Feel free to PM me if in doubt. It feels weird not replying to reviews after so long on AO3, but it also feels weird just tacking replies onto the end of a chapter, so if you don't care for PMs, please say so and I'll leave you alone. :p Otherwise, I'll reply to reviews whenever I log on to update. If my updates were sporadic before they are going to be even more so now. I've decided to try uploading whatever fics I am working on at any given time in the hope that I will always be able to update something. Blood Runs Red and Anchors Aweigh are at the top of my priority list right now, but I've fallen into my old fandoms and can't get up. Regarding ratings: A few stories are confined to AO3 under a profile of the same name, but what fics I post here will now be posted in their uncut format. I'll be going over and editing the old ones to ensure it. (Please please don't read those. I leave them up because for some reason people have faved them, but they really need to be re-written. I'll post here when that's done.) |
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Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
The Crescent and the Cross by blissful catatonia reviews
Her lover is dead and with him her dreams of a knighthood, Maria finds herself with the assassin responsible for her troubles. Now they must unite to fight a common enemy but Maria has no way of knowing who the enemy really is. Rated M for violence, swearing and general AltMar steaminess!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,805 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
The Paths We Choose by juno57 reviews
Our lives are a series of paths set before us; some we choose, some we don't. Rest assured that whatever choices we do make, there will always be consequences. AltaïrxMaria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
From Detest to Devotion by juno57 reviews
Sort of AU, Maria and her parents are living in Acre; her father is a Templar who is returning home after having been injured in battle. While fighting, he was able to capture an Assassin, and decided that instead of just killing him, he could further humiliate him by taking him home as a slave. MariaXAltaïr. M in later chapters. Takes place before the events of Assassin's Creed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
The Return of Alison Gunn by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for mass kink meme. Liara finds herself captured by Alison Gunn, the badass mercenary leader.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Brutal Passions by DemonTsunami reviews
Kaoru only wants to find her enslaved brother, to escape her sadistic fiance, and finally regain her life. Standing in her way are dirty police, pirates, and a formidable Captain Battousai, who seems intent on having his way, with or without her consent
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Battousai, Kaoru
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 734 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Slumbering City by Indygodusk reviews
When Kaoru takes a museum tour she doesn't expect to get lost. Nor does she expect to bleed on a dry fountain or awaken a dead garden. However getting claimed by the Battousai estate, and its master, is a consequence she comes to both dread and long for.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,357 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Kaoru, Battousai - Complete
Shadow Bound by Pleading Eyes reviews
Malon often felt like Link's shadow, bound to him, following at his heels, only to have him never notice her. Until the fateful night she encountered Link's true shadow, and discovered its nature to be far more sinister.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,744 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Malon, Dark Link - Complete
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The Demon's Handfast reviews
Kaoru never believed the old stories until she found herself a demon's captive with a red string of fate about her finger. Kenshin proposes a bargain: He will free her, but if after a year and a day Kaoru has not found anyone she loves as much as he loves her, then she will return willingly to him. He never promised to play fair.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,178 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Battousai
Komorebi reviews
AU-Hinata knew she would marry a stranger, but she woke up married to the wrong one: a fox that claims they are destined for each other. Hinata proposes a deal: If he can convince her by the first day of Autumn, then she will take her place as his bride. If not, he must return her to her family and release her from her vows. She didn't expect him to be so persuasive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,784 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Anchors Aweigh reviews
Pirate AU, Haru/Mako/Rin, Rei/Gisa/Tori. Sei/Kou. Rin and his crew encounter a thriving culture of pearl-hunters not inclined to part with their wealth. It would simplify affairs considerably if Haru weren't leading them. When Haru is captured by the pirates he loathes, he decides to make them pay for it. Everything backfires.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Rin M., Makoto T., Haruka N.]
Where Gods Lose Their Way reviews
In a world where everyone has the name of their soulmate on their wrist, Khan's wrist was empty while he was conquering earth. But after Marcus wakes him up, the name 'Leonard' has appeared.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,998 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan] [J. Kirk, Carol Marcus] - Complete
The Refracted Image reviews
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done- Samuel Johnson. MU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] [C. Chapel, N. Uhura]
The Witch in the Glass
Mako's question demands to be answered. Now if only he could work up the courage to ask it. Magical Realism AU. Oneshot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2019 - [Haruka N., Makoto T.] Rin M. - Complete
The Sea Aflame reviews
AU. Selkie Haru knows better than to strike a deal with a dragon, but with Rin's life on the line he takes a chance... and finds himself bound to one very possessive Tachibana Makoto. Not content merely to be an untouched treasure, Haru sets about proving he has always been Mako's soulmate. Mako doesn't require any convincing.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Haruka N., Makoto T.] Rin M.
A Warm Welcome Home reviews
Hinata loves it when they take things sweet and slow, but she's not opposed to reaping the benefits of a long absence either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/21/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Gloxinia for Happy Days reviews
There's still a language barrier between them, but sooner or later they get their flowers sorted out. Flower Shop AU. T for language.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2018 - [T. Shirogane/Shiro, Keith] - Complete
Afterimage reviews
They've been home for days now, but Leonard isn't sure he'll ever shake the feeling of that other Spock rifling through his thoughts. Post Mirror Mirror, pre-relationship.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2017 - [Spock, L. McCoy] - Complete
The Big Apple reviews
"You were iced for sixty years, kicked major alien butt at the battle of New York, sat down and played a fully interactive virtual reality game with Tony yesterday… and it's the size of these apples that is keeping you awake at night?" Some things take a little more adjusting than others, and Steve isn't above using that to charm Darcy into a date.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2017 - [Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L.] - Complete
The Last to Know reviews
When Leonard is fatally injured, Spock attempts to save him with a bond. Unfortunately, Leonard mistakes this for an act of duty, and all Spock's hints to the contrary go unnoticed.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [L. McCoy, Spock] J. Kirk - Complete
Odds Against reviews
Jim bets Uhura he can have anyone in the bar eating out of his hand by the end of the night, so of course she sics him on the hot doctor drinking himself into an early grave. Then things begin to get a little out of hand.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,951 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Stick V Nelson-Murdock
Kmeme Prompt: Stick is tired of waiting for Matt to wake up to reality, so he decides to use Foggy to make his point. Matt is furious. Rated for violence to Foggy and faint suggestiveness.
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,424 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Complete
Orange Slip reviews
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexy love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. Inspired by FML. AU. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
A Perfect Moment reviews
Bond proposes. Q refuses. Bond proposes again. Q refuses still. Bond thinks of buying the third ring- And then the tables turn.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
In the day, Jim is never silent. Now, though, he's quiet and reverential, a man that has found his religion at last. Oh, he thinks, and it's a melancholy sigh even in his own mind because he knows nothing will come of it. Leonard finally recognizes that he loves Jim, wholly and completely in a way someone so free-spirited as Kirk will probably never want.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Blood Runs Red reviews
AU. Shepard stayed with the Tenth Street Reds instead of enlisting. Now, when Dr. Liara T'Soni comes to Earth she finds herself the captive of a most compelling foe bent on advancing the human cause despite her growing fascination with her prisoner. Kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,810 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] [Aethyta, Benezia]
Meet in the Middle reviews
A collection of ficlets focusing on Femshep/Liara and their misadventures as they try to figure out the mechanics of raising a child while keeping their sanity. Can be read as a continuation of "Lazy Days".
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Lazy Days reviews
Pointless Femshep/Liara fluff, in which they try to find names they can agree on for those little blue babies. Kinkmeme fill. Rated M for sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Contractual Obligations reviews
Over and over again she was warned not to sign anything on Illium. Liara shows Shepard that Spectre or not, certain rules do apply. Set during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
And a Bottle of Rum reviews
What McCoy said: "I always knew there was something vaguely piratical about you, Spock." What Spock heard: "I always wanted to be ravished by a pirate, Spock." In the end, neither one has any complaints. Post "Mirror Mirror." Episode references. Established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [Spock, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Domestic Dynamics reviews
In which Garrus and Shepard try to work out their domestic dynamics. Garrus seems to think he's in charge. Shepard thinks that's adorable. Kinkmeme Fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Words of Wisdom reviews
Altair realizes there are words he hasn't said in too long, and counting himself a wise man decides to act quickly. T for safety.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Altaïr, Maria T.] - Complete
Crossed with Silver reviews
In which Kenshin tells the story of his scars, and Kaoru learns something of palmistry.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] - Complete
Friendly Foes reviews
"Happily Ever After" is relative, after all. Besides, old habits die hard and Altair still likes to have a little fun with his favorite prisoner.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Altaïr, Maria T.] - Complete
Masquerade reviews
Maria and Altair steal a moment to relive old memories together, but not everything goes as planned. Two shot. Rated M for sexual situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Altaïr, Maria T.] - Complete
Meet in the Middle- Deleted Scenes reviews
For those moments from MitM that required a higher rating. Rated for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
To the Nines reviews
When attending Donovan Hock's party, Shepard draws the line at dresses; which is fine given that Liara thinks she looks much better in that suit anyway. Kinkmeme fill; rated for sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
Shepard tells Liara an old fairy tale as they prepare for one of those gatherings Shepard can't stand. Kinkmeme fill, one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Primal reviews
Kinkmeme fill in which Shepard is threatened and Garrus goes berserk, resulting in a singularly tumultuous courtship. Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Like Father Like Son
Malik teaches Darim a few tricks; a pity the boy is as arrogant as his father. Just a little ficlet that wouldn't leave me alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Malik, Darim - Complete
Reveille reviews
Maria does not want to wake up, but Altair is quite determined that she will. M for sexual situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Maria T., Altaïr] - Complete
In Loco Fratensis reviews
The villain of "The Tell-Tale Heart" justifies his actions to a horrified audience. Written for creative writing class, criticism would be appreciated.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
50 Sentences Challenge- Thane Krios reviews
Written for the fifty sentences challenge on Tumblr. Brief snippets of Thane's life pre-Normandy. Mostly Thane/Irikah. Rated T for violence and mild suggestiveness, but mostly for safety.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Thane K., Irikah K. - Complete
