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Joined 03-10-12, id: 3804652, Profile Updated: 02-15-13
Author has written 12 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Trainspotting.

15/02/2013 Mega smashed up my hand so all stories on hiatus for a month probably more like two. I do have a short story about a couple of multiplayer characters that I'm considering submitting but other than that there will be nothing from me. Sorry to anyone who cares I do know how annoying slow updates are :( Oh btw characters are the Huntsman and Redcoat I love those 2 :D

I have a DA page where I post these stories but recently I decided to add the uncut version of Shifting Emotions to that page blissful-catatonia if anyone over 18 is interested in reading it

So I’ve decided to use this pointless profile space for something worthwhile - recommending fics. It's a two-way street if you have anything you think I should read - whether your own work or just a favourite let me know. I'm always on the lookout for a good read. So in the order that the author gave me permission to link their fics here are the stories I have enjoyed the most. Hop over read, review and support because fanfic authors need love too :) Take some time to explore their stories and enjoy.

DanAlaya The Technician

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8399648/1/The-Technician

Okay first off this fic is all about the little people behind the scenes who fix the animus’s (animusi? Lol) and keep Abstergo in tip top condition. Please don’t let that stop you from reading this gem. The technician of the title is a young woman called Leto who begins to believe something is rotten with her company and takes a look in places she shouldn’t. Her first trip in the Animus to visit Saja an ancestor from medieval Masyaf is gorgeous, I love that chapter so much you have no idea. The story is so gripping I constantly look for updates on this one.

grandshadowseal A shadows path to light

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8772837/1/A-shadows-path-to-light

This one is Dark Link in all his glory. The fic is in its early days so not much to say story wise except it’s off to a flier. So far it’s gritty, aggressive and atmospheric just what you want from the far more appealing, feisty Dark Link J I am recommending a non altmar/AC fic really what else is there to say?

Mnemophobia321 Living life in the creed

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8013334/1/Living-Life-in-the-Creed

Laila bint-Karīm is a novice assassin who trains mostly under the guidance of Altaïr. We see his fall from grace from her POV and also the damage it does to his friendship with Malik. Laila is a strong OC and you find yourself becoming as involved with her character as you are with the old favourites. A really nice OC story line in this one alongside the rest of the AC factoids we all know and love.

juno57 Playing Nurse

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8551811/1/Playing-Nurse

Alty is injured and Maria plays the role of nurse. Well not really but close enough. It is a very well written one shot brimming with love for AltMar.

The Paths we Choose

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8077963/1/The-Paths-We-Choose

Another AU-ish AltMar fic. This one is charming and so well written. Juno57 writes my OTP just how I like to see them being depicted and by putting them in these different stories we get more of them from a new angle. Win/win!

From Detest to Devotion

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8592266/1/From-Detest-to-Devotion

I can’t review this without smiling. It is AU but set in the correct time period. Maria is the daughter of a Templar and Altaïr is an assassin (durr!) but that is pretty much all I can give you. Want to know why I smile then go read and smile for yourself, I have a huge soft spot for this one.

Transcendence

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8666433/1/Assassin-s-Creed-Transcendence

Set post ACIII so I can’t say too much about it without covering my profile with spoilers. Trust me find it, read it and you will not regret it. See I do read things about other people! Four recommendations, does that mean I qualify for the stalker cap?

Imoshen86 Safety and Peace

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8849147/1/Safety-And-Peace

A gem of a one shot about the birth of Darim. Beautifully written with perfect characterisation. You’ll spend more time thinking about it than reading it but isn’t that the best sort of one shot?

Dizzydodo Masquerade

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8775072/1/Masquerade

I love this two-shot. They are so loving but in the most combative and competitive way possible. Top notch writing right here, follow the link and tell me I’m wrong.

Morning Wake up

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8695372/1/Morning-Wake-Up

Another battle of wills for my OTP and this one is a joy. I loved this I really did, go read it and fall in love!

tavingtonsbeauty Hope

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8757279/1/Hope

Mildly AU, the story of Darim and his wife Amal. Hopefully the author won’t mind me saying we had so many disagreements during this fic I’m amazed she never blocked me. We argued about almost everything and yet I kept reading. It is so well written and there is no denying this author can spin a tale that keeps you hooked. Forget the canon and just enjoy a damn good fic.

Faith - Part 1 - The Family Auditore

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8906753/1/Faith-Part-1-The-Family-Auditore

Esperanza is the daughter of Rodrigo Borgia but she escapes her horrible home life and finds herself in the care of Giovanni Auditore. Her story is going to be an epic 4 part saga and so far part 1 is doing a great job of telling it.

On Waters of Destiny

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5022654/1/On-Waters-of-Destiny

Warcraft fic and since I only mentioned 2 so far that are not AC that says a lot. Rhenn is brilliant character who I quickly connected with. Her story is huge and for any Warcraft fan I would recommend a trip to tavingston’s page. Page after page of charming writing in this one.

KJMusical Epic Rap Battles of History Episode 21

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8654606/1/Epic-Rap-Battles-Of-History-Episode-21

Shameless self promotion here but I wrote Alty’s part and he kicked Alex Mercer’s arse! Altaïr the original boy in the hood! LOL Considering we both wrote our parts in like 10 minutes it turned out okay. The rap battles are good fun give them a try.

iguanablogger Random Bureau Sketch of Doom

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6188731/1/RANDOM-BUREAU-SKETCH-OF-DOOOOOOOOOM

“All the AC crack you could ever desire” sums this up perfectly. Not only are they well written, they are funny and innovative. I freely admit to having spent many a happy hour reading these sketches. Dip in a toe, see how it feels then dive in and have some fun. Stick with it and you will find a chapter near the end which could easily be developed into an AU fic.

iguanablogger Ask Altaïr

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7711498/1/Ask-Altair

The replies are amazingly observant and so detailed that if you let your imagination off the leash as you read it you could almost believe the eagle of Masyaf is sharing his thoughts with us. I’m not even exaggerating they are that well written. I can’t imagine many of you haven’t read these already but if like me you are a lazy browser and these are still new you then go read them.

Ravenclaw Red Eden

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5662946/1/Eden

AltMar steamy one-shot at its very best, I do mean very best. Entirely believable, incredibly in character and crafted with such skill you will just love it. You have to read this one.

Techne Femme Fatale

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8344995/1/Femme-Fatale

Fiora Cavazza is the head liner here and boy does she know how to work the limelight, we follow her through her days as a Templar until she is finally betrayed by Cesare. A brilliant take on the aforementioned Borgia here too, so far removed from the boring bad guy of AC Brotherhood. This is beautifully written with so much sumptuous detail you will be able to smell the waters of the Tiber as you read it.

Coilerfan35 Nothing Is True

Altaïr wakes up the morning after his wedding night and takes stock of his life and love. It’s rated K but still manages to allude to the passion of our OTP and has the best line ever written to describe Maria’s altered allegiances. His thoughts are golden in this one I had to read it a couple of times to take it all in.

NOTE: I only just recently found this one and now feel bad that I used the same title for one of my fics (sorry I honestly never knew this existed).

Clea Person Skinny Love

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8953488/1/Skinny-Love

Another AltMar one-shot and another little gem. It has a sort of Victorian feel to it as they explore their undeclared feelings for each other before their impending separation. This one got me right in the feels, a real beauty!

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The Technician by DanAlaya reviews
Behind every organization are the little people who make it work. The cleaners, technicians, secretaries and clerical staff. Not everyone has large roles to play in life, but the desicions we make, and the paths we follow all have consequences. Our favourite assassins will make an appearance here and there, but this story is not about them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012
A shadows path to light by grandshadowseal reviews
Oot/TP crossover, post TP 6 years after traveling the world Dark link returns to Hyrule. Plaged by his past sins as Ganondorf's ex-henchman Dark struggles to put his bloody ways behind him and live a life as an ordinary law abiding swordsman, will a little pickpoket be able to help Dark change his ways for the better? On temporary hiatus but i haven't given up on this story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Link, Sheik, Dark Link, Shadow Link
Faith - Part 2 - The Vixen of the Thieves by tavingtonsbeauty reviews
Working a honest job Isabelle is not safe from the intrigue of either family. When a man sets her house on fire, La Volpe rescues her, the children, and brings them to his "inn" for safekeeping. Realizing her value, he allows her to become a secretary of sorts for his guild and they become lovers. It is not long before she is carrying his child. What will Ezio do with her? No slash
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - La Volpe, Ezio A., Rodrigo Borgia, Cesare Borgia - Complete
Friendly Foes by Dizzydodo reviews
"Happily Ever After" is relative, after all. Besides, old habits die hard and Altair still likes to have a little fun with his favorite prisoner.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Altaïr, Maria T.] - Complete
Masquerade by Dizzydodo reviews
Maria and Altair steal a moment to relive old memories together, but not everything goes as planned. Two shot. Rated M for sexual situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Altaïr, Maria T.] - Complete
Assassin's Creed:Transcendence by juno57 reviews
Continuation of the storyline after the end of ACIII. I can't really give any more description without including spoilers, so I'll have to leave it at that for the time being! If you're familiar with my work, then you'll know what to expect! MAJOR SPOILERS, DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED ACIII!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Desmond M.
Formal Introductions by QuietBlondeOne reviews
Maria Thorpe is imprisoned a few hours after her escape from the Assassin from Jerusalem. How will she react though when a familiar figure visits her in the middle of the night? One-shot. Rated T for language and some other stuff.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
The Paths We Choose by juno57 reviews
Our lives are a series of paths set before us; some we choose, some we don't. Rest assured that whatever choices we do make, there will always be consequences. AltaïrxMaria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
The Tower by DanAlaya reviews
Altair has become obsessed with finding a way to bring about the ultimate goal of the Brotherhood. But at what cost does his obsession come with? And what does it take for him to finally realise the hurt he causes those whom he swore to guide, love and protect? Set during 1196, an interpretation of the events that lead up to Desmond's dream sequence in AC2. Alt/Mar all the way.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Living Life in the Creed by mnemophobia321 reviews
My name is Laila bint-Karīm al Damashq and my time as an assassin has been that of a journey for myself and my fellow brothers. What shall become of me is unknown but I do know where it all began. Set in AC1, rated T for possible profanity later on
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Faith - Part 1 - The Family Auditore by tavingtonsbeauty reviews
Esperanza was born to Rodrigo Borgia, but was always treated as a second class citizen by her family. When she runs away she is chaotically thrown into a war she does not know or understand and she is the bridge between the two worlds. Even as her family looks for her another has taken her in and she lives at peace. For now. That will, however, change. Not slash.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,117 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Giovanni A., Federico A. - Complete
Skinny Love by Clea Person reviews
Altair announces Maria that soon he must leave to Masyaf, but Maria find herself lost with nowhere to go.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
The Secret Borgia by tavingtonsbeauty reviews
Gabrielle was born a duchess until she was bought and sold for the price of support of the Borgia in Rome. As Cesare's wife she was subjected to his cruel personality and so she ran away. Found living on the streets, sick, fighting of thugs, and pregnant, Niccolo Machiavelli became her measure that God did exist and she was not in hell. She works hard to help the group. Not slash.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Cesare Borgia, Niccolò Machiavelli
Hope by tavingtonsbeauty reviews
She was a girl of eleven when she came to the fortress of Masyaf castle. Altair knew she was importance and when the Templars go hunting for her, he changes her name, marries her to his eldest son, and keeps her secrets safe. Now she is Amal bin La'Ahad and will learn the life of an assassin under Altair's guidance, but also knows she has power that is yet to be shown. Not Slash.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Altaïr, Darim - Complete
From Detest to Devotion by juno57 reviews
Sort of AU, Maria and her parents are living in Acre; her father is a Templar who is returning home after having been injured in battle. While fighting, he was able to capture an Assassin, and decided that instead of just killing him, he could further humiliate him by taking him home as a slave. MariaXAltaïr. M in later chapters. Takes place before the events of Assassin's Creed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Reveille by Dizzydodo reviews
Maria does not want to wake up, but Altair is quite determined that she will. M for sexual situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Maria T., Altaïr] - Complete
Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 21 by KJMusical reviews
This is my twenty first episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Alex Mercer Vs. Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad. Released in honour of Assassin's Creed 3. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Altaïr, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
At Night by dallogli reviews
Altair is talking to his son, Darim, who is still a baby, while Maria watches him...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Playing Nurse by juno57 reviews
Altaïr returns home from a long and tiring mission in Jerusalem, and has been injured. Unfortunately, his injuries are causing him great pain– however that's nothing his wife can't handle. After AC: Bloodlines. One-shot for Altaïr and Maria, because they seriously need some love! Began as a one shot, but may become a series of one-shots if you want! Shameless Altmar :3
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Ask Altair! by iguanablogger reviews
EXPIRED. Thank you all for participating! Please visit the poll at Iguanablogger's profile to vote for the next Ask fiction letter. POLL EXPIRES APRIL 18TH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Altaïr
Nothing Is True by Coilerfan35 reviews
Just married to a Templar, and awaiting the birth of his first son, Altair contemplates his life, as well as the lives of his wife and son, and realizes exactly how true his Creed is. One Shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Eden by Ravenclaw Red reviews
A taste of the forbidden fruit is always dangerous, and the fruit itself is bitter and hard to swallow. All of that just...didn't seem to matter. Maria/Altair. One-shot, which means it won't be continued.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
On Waters of Destiny by tavingtonsbeauty reviews
Water - Rhenn was born into a world that did not wish her, let alone exist. Born of two worlds she was sent into the wilds and raised and adopted by a new culture. As the scourge draw near she starts a chain of events that will shape the world.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Varian Wrynn - Complete
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Hearts and Minds reviews
In the midst of war they meet as friends but what will happen when they learn just how wrong they are. The Huntsman and the Redcoat from ACIII multiplayer. Rated M for all the usual stuff lemon, violence and swearing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Huntsman, Redcoat
The Eagle's Prey reviews
Modern AU. Altaïr is a devoted member of the assassin order and when he is sent to track down and eliminate the deadliest of all Templar agents he approaches the job with his usual cold professionalism that is until he meets his target face to face. Rated M for violence swearing and adult content.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
The Crescent and the Cross reviews
Her lover is dead and with him her dreams of a knighthood, Maria finds herself with the assassin responsible for her troubles. Now they must unite to fight a common enemy but Maria has no way of knowing who the enemy really is. Rated M for violence, swearing and general AltMar steaminess!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,805 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Snapshots reviews
A folder where I'll put my short one shots because I don't know what else to do with them. Random drabble following Altair, Maria, Malik and the rest through their lives. Not in any particular order I'll submit them as they are finished. Rated T for future content but that may change to M
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Nothing Is True reviews
Modern AU. Maria is a reporter in Syria covering the uprising when a chance encounter with 2 young men -Altair and Malik- escaping a failed assassination attempt leads her on the adventure of her life. Rated M for violence, swearing and possible lemons. Please don't read this if you are easily offended.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,210 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
An Arabian Night reviews
Journeying to India to broaden their minds Maria learns more than she bargained for.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Heroine and Dog Years reviews
Renton, Spud and Begbie are sitting in Mark's flat waiting nervously to learn if trusting Sick boy was a mistake. Rated M for language and I have to say if you can't read Scots then it's not worth your while even looking at this fic.
Trainspotting - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
A Medieval All Hallows Eve reviews
Maria spends her first Halloween in the Castle of Masyaf and meets a strange boy but almost a decade passes before she learns the truth behind the encounter.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Shifting Emotions reviews
Maria is less than happy to learn of her husbands planned departure for Constantinople but Altair doesn't want to fight. Rated M for lemons
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
The Long and Winding Road reviews
Altair is left alone with his memories and his regrets. Sort of Alt/Mar kids
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Through the eyes of Maria reviews
During a short stroll Maria considers her family and her hopes for them
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Maria A., Giovanni A. - Complete
Endings reviews
Altair offers words of guidance to his granddaughter
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete