I just want to preface this with

I am so sorry this exists

I was twelve

I am keeping it intact so you all can learn from my mistakes

Basically: if you see it on here, don't do it

Don't fucking do it

Don't write in first person

Fucking read your goddam writing before you publish it

And above all

Don't "copy and paste this onto your profile"

Just trust me

You'll look back on yourself

Just as I did ten minutes ago

And you'll say

"What the everloving fuck was wrong with me"

I'm trying to help you

Please take my advice

Brb, I'm going to go pour bleach in my eyes

-justkillmenow-

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SO I just got internet-married to Sollux The Cool, because she's awesome! Go look at her stories. Go on, now. Go.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro(Chairs, electric fences, apples, ect.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (For 3 reasons. 1) I have absolutely no clue who Arbercrombie and Fitch are. 2) I have brains. 3) I don't listen to guys with names that sound like some bad cop comedy)

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, freespirit-of-nala, Creepy666Anubis, I am Beyond B1rthday

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ...

If you're friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you)...

copy this into your profile!

if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say the stupedist things in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this 2 ur profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran up a down escalator copy a nd paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile..

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared? What is 6 times 4? What's One plus One)

1. You blame all the deaths you see on T.V. on Kira

2. You sit like L in public places

3. You bite off your chocolate like Mello

4. You play with little toys even though your in high school/collage/working.

5. You search google for adoption forms for wammys house.

6. You take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

7. You realize that lights last name backwards is "imagay"

8. You realize that Mikami's name backwards is "imkami" which translates to "Im god" (or "im paper") and find it ironic.

9. You buy a death note and call your self the "6th Kira"

10. You notice that Light looks like Zac Effron

11. You refer to yourself in 3rd person.

12. You eat ALOT of apples EVERYDAY.

13. You wear a pair of white jammies to bed.

14. You mutter the words Sakujo alot.

15. You've said "Humans are such interesting creatures" once or twice.

16. You have a leather fetish.

17. You hold items with your finger tips ONLY.

18. You tend to date a few women at a time to decieve them.

19. You wear a pair of goggles like Matt.

20. You scratch your legs with your feet.

21. You never wear socks.

22. You use your finger as a gun.

23. You hand cuff yourself to random people.

24. You think your god.

25. Your eyes glow red when you think of evil thoughts.

26. Your food guide piramid consists of everything sugary.

27. You check behind you every 5 minutes to see if a shinigami is following you.

28. You make a Death Note reference to EVERYTHING!!!!!

29. You use a single letter as your name.

30. You kick people in the face and say "once is once"

31. You've jumped off a ledge and landed on a mattress.

32. You think Mello's hair looks pretty.

33. You realize that Matt looks like the Hamburglar.

34. You've made countless numbers of Death Note AMV's.

35. You cried uncontrollably when L died.

36. You've gone to see Death Note Live Action on both days.

37. You can score 100 on all the trivia quizes.

38. You think Matsuda could kick everyone's ass!

39. You've threatened people by saying "DON'T MAKE ME TELL KIRA ON YOU!"

40. You've read the entire series 5 times.

41. You secretly want your own Watari.

42. You'd sit for 12 hours just to watch a live action version of the whole series!

43. You pretend you're in the taskforce.

44. And the SPK.

45. Your secret dream is to play with Near's hair.

46. You've made your own Death Note.

47. You've made your entire family watch Death Note on T.V./Online.

48. You hum L's theme daily.

49. Both of them.

50. You've memorized both opening and ending songs to the series.

51. You want to slap Misa across the face.

52. You think Shinigami are adorable.

53. Your in public and look around for character look alikes.

54. You've thrown an apple in the air hoping that Ryuk would catch it.

55. You've gone trick or treating as Light and when the person asked who you were you said " I'm the god of the new world!"

56. You've read this list 3 times.

57. You've done most of the things on this list.

58. You think Light laughs like a girl.

59. You want to slap Misa in the face...AGAIN!

60. You've drawn countless amounts of pictures of what you think the Shinigami King looks like.

61. Your user name on every website that you go on relates to death note in some way.

62. You think that when ever a new game is sold out in stores that Matt bought them all.

63. You come up with Yaoi pairings easily.

64. Your still reading this list.

65. Your room consists of Death Note.

66. You think that Ryuk is bringing sexy back.

67. You've bought the Death note DS game on EBAY from Japan.

68. All three of them.

69. And the the Japanese version of the Manga.

70. You think Light is the model for Banana Republic.

71. You have L's hair style.

72. Or Misa's.

73. You go door to door spreading the word of Kira.

74. You think your the new Kira spokes person.

75. Because Takada is a slut.

76. You see a well-dressed young man and think "Light?!"

77. You see black note books in a store and think"They sell deathnotes!?"

78. You buy the black note book.

79. Kira is your dream boy.

80. you don't have an apple you twist your body like a pretzel and do hand stands.

81. You don't look like you have a gender. (If you don't get this one then forshame)

82. Heart attacks = Kira!

83. You start saying "ぼくわキラです." (Boku wa Kira desu. I am Kira!"

84. You try and come up with more things for the list.

85. You pretend your principal/boss is the director of the Japanese Police.

86. You buy a voice changer and prank call someone saying " I am L"

87. You think of any possible ways that you are a Death Note fan.

88. You buy the live action DVD.

89. The Japanese and English versions.

90. You only eat sweets and never gain a pound.

100. You eat green icecream.

101. You know Matsuda pwn'd Light in the last episode

102. You cosplay because it's too simple
light = jacket tie notebook
L = take off your shoes, you're halfway there
misa = pigtails hot topic

103. You were devastated when you only found out matt was in the anime for only 1 minute and 25 seconds.

104. You actually took the time and counted the seconds as to how long Matt's been in the series

105. You wonder why Tsugumi Ohba named L the only letter the Japanese can't pronounce.

106. You think anyone wearing a tan blazer, white dress shirt and red tie is Light.

107. You still can't believe you still reading this list.

108. You look on E-Bay for L's mask from the live actions.

109. You cried at the end of "L Change the World"

110. You learn the themes and opening and ending songs on the piano.

111. You created a Death Note Facebook page.

112. You pretend to be a character on facebook or myspace.

113. God only knows how many fanfic's you've made or read about the series.

114. God doesn't even know how many fanfic's you've read or made about Death Note

115. You own all the Death Note plushis known to man kind.

116. You go in to school with a Death Note and get suspended for it.

117. You have the L, KIRA(1st or 2nd), N, or W logo as your computer's desktop background.

118. You've torn a small peice of a page out of a Death Note and found a way to securly store it on the underside of your watch.

Join me and become obsessed with Death Note XD(Everyone says there is a smiley face in this: XD WHERE IS IT?! I CAN'T SEE IT!

girl meets a boy on a messenger

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

THE ONLY REASON I PASTED THESE HERE IS BECAUSE THEY SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are a kakanaru fan post this on your profile:

(Even in Heaven the two Naruto and Kakashi secretly love each other without confession)

ItasSasu stuff.

Sasuke: Do I ever cross your mind?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Do you like me?

Itachi: Not really.

Sasuke: Do you want me?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Would you cry if I left?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Would you live for me?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Would you do anything for me?

Itachi: No.

Sasuke: Choose me or your life.

Itachi: My life.

Sasuke runs away in shock and pain and Itachi runs after him and says:

Itachi: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're ALWAYS on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I LOVE you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I NEED you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would DIE if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would DIE for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.

More stuff

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of criticism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sues...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/grammar errors. (Definately in my case)

21. If you don't like criticism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/write fast. REALLY fast. (Hell yeah speedy typing FTW:D)

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. If you randomly share your writing ideas with friends who do not understand it

31. If you read a LOT

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

you say pink
i say black
you say girly
i say emo
you say chris brown
i say criss angel
you say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
you say cute
i say goth
you say hearts
i say skulls
you say school
i say who cares
you say light
i say dark
you say up
i say down
you say right
i say wrong
you say happy
i say dark
you say angel
i say devil
you say model
i say vampire
you say valentines day
i say halloween
you say your family
i say the addams family
you say life
i say death
you say im creepy
i say whatever
you say im weird
i say im different
copy and paste if u r i.

If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile!!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Naruto Series will suck if Sasuke will die, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND PROUD! copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you are against Fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to animals copy this onto your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit! and paste this on your profile.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've used bold, italics and underline all in one place to see what it looks like, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever talked back to your TV because of what someone on the show said, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (EPIC FAIL)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile (LOL I would)

Ode To Yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

Yaoi is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

We are perverts, yes we are

Whether it be reading about sex in a car

Or screwing a vacuum or two

We are perverts through and through!

We are perverts, yes we are

Whether it be watching from a far

Or wanking in the loo

We are perverts through and through!

We are perverts, proud we are

Whether we be jerking in your car

Or screwing a pet or two

We are perverts

We are perverts

WE-- ARE-- PERVERTS--!

And we’re proud.
Copy and paste if you are also a pervert...

Mom: What are you reading?

Me: Gay porn.

Mom: Stop kidding me and answer me seriously

Me:...

Me: Well, okay, at least I tried to warn you...