I don't know if these little snippets of conversation would be classed as drabbles, they kind of feel drabble-y. On the other hand, they're all connected.

Warning: The rating is high so that I can keep my options open. At the moment, I'm not planning to make any real developments in character relationships, but Johnlock will be implied. I'm open to adding in other pairings, feel free to request.

The chapters will vary in length; they don't take long in general. I don't know how regular updates will be either. This is mainly for my own enjoyment, but I hope you'll enjoy it too~!

Are you coming home soon? – SH

No. I'm on a date, as I told you repeatedly before I left. – JW

I don't remember that part. – SH

Of course you don't, you were with the microscope at the time. – JW

What's that supposed to mean? – SH

You were working on a case; why would you pay any attention to me? – JW

Fine, don't reply. I take it that you solved the case. – JW

It was the Mother, in the living room with the pistol. – SH

Have you been playing Cluedo again? – JW

No, why? – SH

No reason. – JW

I'm going to disregard that vague remark. – SH

Besides, if you're on a date, why are you texting me? – SH

There's no point in avoiding the question John. – SH

Fine, it's not going well. – JW

Is it because of her complete and utter lack of dress sense or that fact that she's blatantly a lesbian? – SH

John? – SH

Neither. - JW

I'm coming home. – JW

Great, Mrs. Hudson's out and I could do with a cup of tea. – SH

Get it yourself, why do you think God gave you legs? – JW

Please, let's not get onto the subject of this so-called 'God'. – SH

Wait, this isn't about the tea, is it? – SH

You're annoyed that I 'sized up' your date. – SH

I still don't get why it irritates you so much; I'm just saving you time. Imagine it, if you'd ended up marrying one of those girls! – SH

Think of all the mistakes you would have made! – SH

That's just it, Sherlock! They were my mistakes to make! – JW

I know you're trying to help, but I really don't need it. – JW

Don't sulk, Sherlock. – JW

It doesn't suit you. – JW

I'm getting on the tube, I'll be at the flat in 15 minutes. – JW

Please don't burn yourself trying to use the kettle again. – JW

Making tea isn't as easy as it looks. – SH

Just wait, I'll be there soon. – JW

Try not to bump into your date on the way home. – SH

Why? – JW

She's going to visit her soon-to-be girlfriend. – SH

And why do I need to know this? – JW

Because her new partner lives around five minutes from the stop you're about to get off at. – SH

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you'd ended up on the same tube. – SH

I doubt that, I would've seen her before now. – JW

You never know, you can be surprisingly unobservant when you're distracted. – SH

John? – SH

You were right. – JW

As is often the case, but about what in particular this time? – SW

Lesbian. – JW

Definitely a lesbian. – JW

Well, at least you had some warning, imagine if you'd only found out now. – SH

I suppose. – JW

I'm going to grab some beer before coming home, won't be a minute. – JW

Not again. – SH

What's that supposed to mean? – JW

Isn't there a better way to deal with your lack of sexual activity other than by consuming large quantities of alcohol? – SH

What do you know about my sex life? – JW

Please, John. Don't be stupid, it doesn't suit you. – SH

I'm not even going to ask. See you in a minute. – JW

See you. – SH