SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

She was an overindulged fifteen year old from a rich family. A mistake landed her on the wrong flight and she soon found herself stranded on an island full of boys where she happened to be the only female. She's torn between two options: Civilized or savage? The fact that there are two boys from the opposing sides after her just complicates matters.

Angel must cope with being the only girl stranded on an island full of boys. Can she keep her sanity while trying to survive? And what happens when she has to choose between two certain boys? Will she choose civilization or savagery? RalphxOCxJack *Story has been re-edited!

This version of the story is now discontinued. For any of you that perhaps are interested, check out the new version: House of the Wicked. There is no Thirteen Devils in that title. This version is dead.

Maurice and Roger give child raising a shot.

Slight Dalton AU. Dalton is a strict boarding school where rich, famous and high profile parents send their sons for both protection and an excellent education. When their peace is broken with a leak within their walls and two of the students are kidnapped, it is a race against time to retrieve their friends and restore the harmony they are so used to.

This is a collection of Roger/Ralph drabbles. Some will be cute and fluffy, others will be... Not.

In which there are protective older siblings, cock blocked romances, and the unanswered question; who is Ralph in love with? Roger pines after Simon, who's in love with Jack, who wants Ralph. Eventual Jack/Simon and Roger/Ralph

As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

"I'll always find you. Whenever, wherever. I'll always find you and come back to you. It doesn't matter if we're two feet apart or two thousand miles apart. I'll find you, Jack Merridew." Ralph Harrison made that promise to Jack when he was thirteen. Can he keep it when he's thousands of miles away in the navy? Modern Day AU with Jalph (Jack/Ralph) slash.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson

Roger's sister, Riley, is stuck on the island with the boys. Rated T to be safe. Jack/OC? Ralph/OC? Piggy/OC? That last one was a lie. DISCONTINUED.

Ralph, Simon, Jack, and Roger are juniors in high school with a spring break up a head and a camping trip to look forward too. Things don't seem to go as planned with secret crushes and the challenges of being class president. RalphXRoger and SimonXJack

Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com

Maurice loves holidays - Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter... everything. Roger could care less. A series of oneshots leading up to and covering every major holiday. AU. Rogice.

AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.

Jack Merridew is the new guy in military school. He makes friends with only a select few of his fellow trainees, shortly after his arrival he and his classmates are marooned on an island where he struggles with his leadership and RAGING testosterone. Roger/Jack/OC male don't like guy love, then don't read. Based on William Golding's LOTF and a screenplay I wrote. -

After being rescued from the island, it's obvious that the boys have each changed in their own way, but what exactly happened on the island? Their siblings yearn to find out, but the closer they are to a conclusion, the boys are developing in their own way as they try to adjust from a savage world into a civilized community. Rated M for dark and disturbing themes. Contemporary.

Ulquiorra died...and reincarnated into a four year old! What adventures will he have in this new neighborhood? And what do his dreams about something called Espada have to do with him and his neighborhood friends? In honor of Cuarto Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer!

Scotland and England's relationship. Sorry no pairings but it's heavily implied. Rated for England and Scotland's potty mouths, fighting, kissing and France. A collection of stories from one-shots to long stories. Some angst, some humour and some fluffy.

Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!

This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack

Coffee isn't the only thing brewing for the boys behind the counter of this little coffeeshop this Valentine's Day. One cup of the Filtro de Amor, and love is on its way! ...Or is it? A oneshot served up in bite-sized pieces. Romerica, Gerita, Spain/UK

In my dreams, I am the monster, and he is the angel. I keep screaming for him to save me, but I just don't think my voice is loud enough. Or he's just not listening.

A comprehensive insight into the lives of the survivors of Britain Airways flight 79, and human psychology itself.

Parallel Prussia is a sadistic demon, like the rest of the Parallel countries from a world much darker than the normal one. So what happens when the Parallels all cross over to Normal world? All. Hell. Breaks. Loose. Yaoi, rape, torture, many pairings.

Oneshot "We should go," he said...But Roger could tell he didnt really want that. No, not really.

Ichigo, Renji, and Hitsugaya have been injured and Rukia and Matsumoto must take care of them. But everyone's powers are drained and they have been stranded in the Warriors' forest. What impact will this have on the Cat Clans? * PLZ R&R *

/FINALLY COMPLETE!/ He may look like a young boy but he is, indeed, a man. He may seem innocent and clueless but he is, in fact, mature and all too aware. He may love sugar and sweets but...what he actually adores is the forbidden fruit...

My parody/spoof of the clique! Makes fun of the characters. Don't get me wrong, these books are amazingly written, but the characters can get annoying sometimes. I spoof that! If you cant take a joke, don't read!

24 hours, 24 days, 24 weeks, months and years after the Island, Roger's changing. He's learning, and being, and becoming something he never thought he would be. M for General Roger-ness, which gets pretty grim later on.

So Ed and Al are stuck in our world.. now what? will they live the way it is or will they try to go back to their own world. This is a crossover between FMA and Chrono Crusade. Pairings are EdxWin, OCxAl, RosettexChrono, and many more. So Enjoy.

Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.

Roger loves to torture poor Maurice. But what happens when the hunter...becomes the hunted? Who is the master-and who is the slave? Warning: Two teen boys with obvious mental issues with tormenting each other. You do the math. RogerXMaurice

Matsumoto decides that she has had enough of her captain being a spoil sport and decides to play matchmaker and find Hitsugaya a gf. Hitsuruki Join the army!

When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.

This time, it's not for revenge, but just for the hell of the steal. Are you in or out? Heist AU!, Jack/Simon, previous Ralph/Simon, Roger/Eric

The members of glee club all remember third grade differently. A new sibling, a father's abandonment, a mother's death, a life changing wreck, a cross country move. But even then, they stuck together. The club reminisces about the 2001-2002 school year.

Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10

A battle to fight for each others attention! A new beggining has happened, but neither of them no how to love right yet. bad things happen at the wrong time. T just in case. Ulquiorra/Rukia Grimmjow/Momo Ichigo/Rangiku

Where the Espada find themselves thrown into the World of the Living- along with taxes, groceries, and laundry adventures. Because I just love messing with everyone's favorite villains!

-Abandoned- On the way to Mustang's office, The elric brothers met up with a beautiful girl who defeated a giant chimera in one go. However, escaping from her is now the main priority...

This is a Bleach/Twilight crossover about when Ichigo, Rukia, Toshiro, Ikkaku, Renji, and Yumichiaka go to Volterra, Italy on a mission. There they meet the Twilight characters. *DROPPED*

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...

Max falls from the sky and needs serious medical help, so what does she do? Follow directions to Ouran High of course! What happenes when the flock needs help the most and must get it from the Hosts! Angel is 10 in this fic Angel/Mori full summary inside

."You're scared because we don't know where we are, and yet we do." - "I'm home when I'm with you," he whispered. - She couldn't speak, But she smiled; No longer lost... // HitsuRuki // Their forbidden love forces them to run.

The third story in the miscommunication mini-series. A Shakespearean play that is taken to new heights with the soul reaper cast. HitsuKarin. Now the whole play with commentary. Rated T for fighting scenes and general content but it's been cleaned up.

."I'm not sorry." - She cried, "You can't!" - "I can!" He roughly pulled her to him, sealed her mouth with a kiss. "I will!" // HitsuRuki // The rain is a beautiful thing and it can bring a unity to those who couldn't have bonds. Never regret.

A partially insane girl is terrorizing Roy Mustang. T for language. WARNING- Obscure references and frequent deviations from the non-existent plot line.

Orihime has made cookies for all of Soul Society to enjoy. God help their poor souls... -Warning: Contains pain, puking, fainting, poison, self-sacrifice, evil plots, pranks, running around like headlesss chickens, freaks of nature, and butterflies?-

Edward is not good with women. He is not good with children. So please join the Fullmetal Alchemist on his new life of ups and downs. Something far more complex than the gate itself. Marriage...! EdxWinry /Warning:Edo will often get off topic...Tsk tsk.

A quick poem on Senna's feelings as she fades away.

This is the final, long awaited ending of the "50 Ways to Annoy" series. Lots of people have been asking for a Shiro-chan version, so here it is. Enjoy!

I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!

AU. She knew that it wasn't logical to love a man like him, but such is the nature of love. UlquiNel. Thirteenth part of the Strictly Ballroom series.

Exactly the movie except not at all. Random additions to lines and stuff that really don't make sense. Oh well, we love it and that's all that matters. Review and tell us how psychotic we are! Yay!

Series of oneshots depicting the problems faced by the evil overlords of Hueco Mundo. Who ever said it's easy being evil? No pairings. Sixth chapt: Saving DIDs should never have to be so hard.

[AU][Slash]Roger glared at the other boy with a disdain that only an antisocial serial killer could muster.