i have two friends named Emily and Ruby (though Emily's nickname is Emmy. everybody in existence calls her that, so it's really weird for me to call her Emily. Emmy even told me that she thinks it's uncomfortable to write Emily in the "Name" line at school, though she has to.) still cute, and i think Lily is going to be the small person's name.

still awesome XD

this is so funny! hilarious! outstanding! universal reflex! dodecahedron! three-headed monkey! The Flying Spaghetti Monster! other random words/animals!

funny how Ed refers to his kid as "a small person I get to raise." XD and i like this. i find it funny how Ed rants about useless stuff that nobody would ever like to read.

all in all, this is awesome.

dude! Im SO sorry about puting "Follow Author"! I dont exactly know how to do this! Please forgive me!

Chapter 13 and 14 made me laugh so hard! I love your style of writing, and I love how you live up to how fiesty Ed really is. Many people would write this and make him out to be a sex-mongering buffoon, but I admire your imagination with his attitude towards the world and towards his little family.

Two thumbs up!

p.s. 'The Land of Tutti Fruity Hell' was brilliant. I loved it!

Awesomeeee! Every chapter had me laughing like crazy.

This is amazing, you're such a good writer. Keep writing!

:)

Wow! This was a really good story! Very hilarious and written SO nicely!

Think about it, pink is red, but with a lot more white. Emily IS a girl.

Lol. This was a really funny and awesome story. Poor Edo. He had to go through a lot, didn't he?

aw poor havoc...how does he feel about lonely 14 yr old fangirls? i love this story its hilarious

I WANNA BUY AN UNCLE AL! X3

You should burn this book Ed then that way when your daughter becomes a teenager she won't have anything to blackmail you about. Like if she wanted to date she won't have anything on you to let her date. YOu should also be careful with screaming out your feelings you don't want Emily to pick up any of your bad habits.

Siverbell Kitten: thanks for all the laughs think I'll go check out your other story involving Ed.

Omedeto! Congratulations!:D Thanks for writing this story, you (and Edward of course) gave me a lot of laughs and I really enjoyed reading every single chapter. Truly good work;)