FiveMetersOfPrussiahide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Lord of the Flies, and Harry Potter. Oh, hi there! I'm FiveMetersOfPrussia, and I am pretty damn awesome. So far the only stuff that I've written is for Hetalia (nothing with Prussia, ironically) and Lord of the Flies, which I love very dearly, but I'll write about other stuff when the obsession and inspiration comes to me. Further more, just 'cause I'm putting up other stuff doesn't mean that I've abandoned one thing, it just means that I'm stuck and got a random idea for something else. |
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The Life of Dave Strider by MarbleTabby reviews
Dirk and Dave's parents are murdered when Dave is a baby. Dirk moves them around fearing that they will be targeted. Eventually they move to Canada. Will this be the end of moving around so Dave can finally have a normal life? Dirk/Jake and DaveKat .
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Dirk S., Jake E.
Jalph Drabbles by DauntlessErudite29 reviews
My collection of Jack/Ralph stories. May have some side pairings eventually. Rated K for now but may change.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Jack M., Ralph]
I Love You by DauntlessErudite29 reviews
Jonas loves Asher and he is determined to show Asher how wonderful love is. Jonas/Asher SLASH so don't like, don't read. Warnings and everything inside.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Jonas, Asher] The Giver
Drarry Moments by Account Paused reviews
Collection of drabbles and one shots of little moments of various lengths between Draco and Harry ranging from Magical Creatures to MPreg to Angst to Humor to Death to Fluff to Romance and much Written for Your Fav House Boot Camp and as a Christmas Present to Clever Ink Yaoi/Slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,204 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prey by Marauder-chan reviews
Jack always saw Ralph as a rival. But as he watched the boy he considered a threat trembling beneath his own gaze, he realized that Ralph didn't quite share his sentiments.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Jack M., Ralph - Complete
Stories of a Saint by Contrary-Miss-Mary reviews
A collection of one-shots about the most angelic boy on the Island, and his relationships with everyone else.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Simon
Hydrargyrum by aggressive yodeling reviews
" I marched over to his tree with a grimace. Voice low enough to sound vaguely threatening, I peered up at him. 'Jack,' Jack blew a smoke ring. 'Mr. Student Council President,' " Ralph is the image of high school success. Ambitious, trustworthy, personable. He has friends, family, luxuries- everything anyone could ever want. Until Jack Merridew.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Ralph, Jack M.
Makeup Work by Satan Abraham reviews
Bill really, really regretted coming into the library to make up the schoolwork he'd missed. [bill/ralph] [oneshot] [high school au]
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Ralph - Complete
Harry Potter Alphabet by Musical Fangirl reviews
Drarry and friends through their adult lives. Mpreg, none epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Adorable by myfanfictionheaven reviews
A short fluffy one-shot on the pairing Rintori. Rin is mad because Nitori is spending too much time with Gou.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Rin M., Aiichirou N. - Complete
Difficulty Sleeping by myfanfictionheaven reviews
Short Fluffy One-shot. Rintori. Rin can't sleep because a certain someone is awake.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Rin M., Aiichirou N.
Beaten to the Prize by Lita515 reviews
Hungary and Russia are so wrapped up arguing over who gets Prussia that they don't notice someone else slip past. Short fanfic I wrote while bored. Enjoy. Pairing PruAus. Slight PruHun and RuPru.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia, Russia - Complete
Perfection by Love Imagination reviews
Fluffy moment in bed between Harry and Draco. Drarry! HPDM DMHP sub!Harry top!Draco implied mpreg Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Holidays by Satan Abraham reviews
Maurice loves holidays - Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter... everything. Roger could care less. A series of oneshots leading up to and covering every major holiday. AU. Rogice.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Roger, Maurice
Just Some Plain old Jalph by BlazeStarkRogers reviews
Just a quick one shot about my favorite LOTF pairing, JackxRalph a.k.a., Jalph ;)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
At The End Of Time by clawswrites reviews
Bilbo dies and Thorin greets him on the other side. Bagginshield, with some Fili and Kili at the end.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Sticky Notes by PsychoNami reviews
The Eds break Kevin's bike and Double D offers to fix it. Kevin soon notices Double D is hiding a dark secret. BoyXboy KevinXDouble D Slash in later Chapters. I suck at summaries...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Minutes From Mayhem by Minefield of Lemons reviews
Romano wakes up feeling very weird. And there's three people in the same bed as him. To make matters worse, these people are France, Spain and Prussia. And he can't remember what happened last night... It must've been really bad. Count down in Minutes From Mayhem. Romano/Spain/Prussia/France. A lot of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Irrational by Satan Abraham reviews
Roger is fearless. At least, that's what he'd like people to believe. Maurice x Roger, oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Roger, Maurice - Complete
Anything Is Possible With Magic by YourFavoriteSecret reviews
"What the hell was that all about today?" Draco yelled loudly and Harry flinched. "I told you." He mumbled quietly. "It's your fault.." Secrets can't stay secrets very long...Some things just can't be hidden : Drarry, MPreg. Not the best summary xD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freckled by daverezi reviews
Ralph/Jack drabble; Jack has a freckled nose. :D
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
On Holidays by Antebellum Innocence reviews
Every time Jack started to think there was nothing more he could learn about his roommates... Halloween humor, AU, and fourth-wall breakage. Now with added Christmas festivities!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Autumn Eyes by Antebellum Innocence reviews
Simon always knows. Ralph/Simon, AU. 500 words.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
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Sinking Ship reviews
All Roger wants is for Jack to love him. (TW: attempted suicide)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Jack M., Roger
Magical misadventures of Mama Roger reviews
Maurice and Roger give child raising a shot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Roger, Maurice
Sea shanties reviews
This is a collection of Roger/Ralph drabbles. Some will be cute and fluffy, others will be... Not.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Roger, Ralph
Love won, love lost reviews
In which the boys escape idiot island.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ralph, Jack M., Roger
Some information, please reviews
In which there are protective older siblings, cock blocked romances, and the unanswered question; who is Ralph in love with? Roger pines after Simon, who's in love with Jack, who wants Ralph. Eventual Jack/Simon and Roger/Ralph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ralph, Roger
Saucy Saturdays
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Jack M., Roger
In love and war reviews
In which there are love triangles, massive fights, and valiant attempts to once more be with one's true love. (RuPru)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Russia, Prussia
Stolen love, guarded affections reviews
In which Jack has stolen Roger away and selfishly keeps him to himself, while Roger only wants to be with Maurice, and Maurice braves Jack's wrath to try and save him. (Please read warnings inside before proceeding.) Later Rogice.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Jack M., Roger, Maurice
All bark and a worse bite reviews
Someone had to do a Grimm fairytale cross over.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Ralph, Roger
Light behind your eyes reviews
In which Roger suffers heavy losses. (TW: Suicide)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Ralph, Jack M., Roger, Percival - Complete
Plight of the neglected tomato reviews
Antonio is forced to be slightly negligent due to work and Romano doesn't take it well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Valentine's Day reviews
In which Simon is grumpy and Roger is used to it. Roger/Simon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Roger, Simon - Complete
Happy Birthday, Ralph reviews
In which Roger plans a lovely surprise for Ralph's birthday. Sort of drabble-esque
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Roger, Ralph
The silence of unrequited love reviews
In which Jack wants to tell Roger just how much he truly loves him. Jack/Roger oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Jack M., Roger - Complete
Sleep reviews
In which sleep is elusive to those who are frequented by nightmares. Roger/Simon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Roger, Simon
Simon's Christmas wish reviews
All Simon wants is to not be alone on Christmas.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Simon, Jack M. - Complete
Aye, aye, Cap'n reviews
In which Percival wants his daddy back, Ralph watches Titanic, and Roger returns home. AU, minimal swearing, and lots of fluff.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Roger, Ralph - Complete
Where, oh where has my husband gone? reviews
Finland gets stuck doing work all day, when Sweden disappears. What happens when he goes and looks for him, but finds Denmark when he returns home? And where in the world had Sweden gone? Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Oh, herbology reviews
All Albus wants to do is talk to his teacher! Beware the fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Neville L., Albus S. P.
Of awkward kisses and loving letters reviews
In which, we learn of five of Roger's favorite kisses with Ralph.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Roger, Ralph
