Ships:

Enjorlas/Eponine

Eponine/Grantaire

Marius/Cosette

Natasha/Andrei

Natasha/Pierre

Catherine/Heathcliff

Darcy/Elizabeth

Blair/Dan

Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at The Cafe Musain

-Tell Enjolras that he would get a lot more followers if he gave speeches shirtless

-Teach Grantaire the lyrics to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

-Hang up pictures of questionable scenes from the 25ac for the Amis to see

-Steal Enjolras' "Red Waistcoat of Freedom" and run around singing, "ONE MORE DAY BEFORE THE STORM!"

-Inform Joly that joining a secret, revolutionary group is the first sign of having the deadly disease "revolution-itis"

-Saying the following joke:

"How many beautiful, blonde revolutionaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? None! Enjolras doesn't screw! Hahahahaha!"

-Jehan is not Kurt Hummel. Saying so is just rude - and highly anachronistic

-Just don't cast Glee in general; i.e., Marius is not Finn, Grantaire is not Puck, Enjolras is not Sam...

-Nor am I allowed to cast other musicals, because Enjolras is not the following: The Phantom, Joseph, Che, Sweeney Todd, Captain Von Trapp, The Beast, Danny Zuko, Jesus...

-No calling Marius a Jonas Brother

-I am not allowed to compare Aaron Tveit or any other actor I deem "hot" to Enjolras - Enjolras is not "hot"; he is Angelically Beautiful

-Les Amis are not the Jets from West Side Story - even if Javert is Officer Krupke.

-I am not allowed to dress up as Patria in hope that Enjolras will kiss me/do unspeakable things with me

-Asking Enjolras and Grantaire "Who's on top?" is not funny, despite how loudly Courfeyrac laughs

-I am not allowed to become part of Courfeyrac's "Collection".

-Nor am I allowed to ask how many "pieces" there are to it.

-Enjolras is not: Sexy, hot, do-able, gorgeous, lust-worthy, a tease, or Mr. Centerfold-Enjolras, and calling him so is inappropriate

-Giving Grantaire my laptop and letting him read Frenchboy slashfics is not a good idea, as it gives R what he deems to be "good ideas"

-Enjolras is not my "husband" or my "beau", so I cannot call him that

-I am not allowed to ask Combeferre to tutor me, as I am "unteachable"

-Mimicking Enjolras while he gives a speech is a bad thing to do, and not good for your health

-Combeferre is not Dr. Spencer Reid, and implying so is anachronistic and rude

-Introducing the boys to tumblr is not safe

-Ramin Karimloo is not to be mentioned during meetings by me or anyone else

-Nor is Hadley Fraser

-Or any guy who's played an Amis

-Ask Fantine what happened to her hair

-Tell Cosette Marius loves Eponine more

-Teach the Lovely Ladies and the sailors how to sing "The Heat is on in Saigon" from "Miss Saigon"

-Sing "Enjorlas and Grantaire sitting in a tree"

-Draw a smiley face on Enjorlas' precious rebellion plans and maps

-Hide the key to Enjorlas' alcohol cabinet so Grantaire can't get in

-Teach Cosette and Marius the words to "All I Ask of You" from "The Phantom of the Opera

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