Name- Well, most of my friends just call me "Hey!", but you can call me Clarice if you like.

Height- 5'6.75": I'm taller than my mom. It's an improvement.

Age- old enough

Weight- none of your business

Gender- Female.

Hair color - Brown. But it depends on the light. With blue streaks and blue tips

Eye color - Eh...blue...? I think? with some green and a brown ring-ish thing.

Skin tone - Kinda...Just medium

Personality - People describe me by using the saying "Beware of the quiet ones" 'nuff said

Style - Uhm...Normaly colored T-shirts. I got lots of those. Loose shorts in kinda neutral colors. Or dark jeans and long-sleeved kinda tight tees in the winter. And a plain pink zipper-up sweatshirt. I always need a sweatshirt. -.- It isn't really that easy being shaped weird. I like silver jewelry better than gold on the occasions I wear it. Normally, I'm just afraid it'll get broken or lost or somethin', so I just don't wear it.

Likes: Green, black (the color), music, mint, dragons, funny greetings, RPG's, mythology, grapes, T-shirts, color in general, birds, nature, fall, my Zodiac sign (Capricorn), sunshowers, snow, reading, hot cocoa, butterscotch, warriors, lilies, the internet, most instruments, other cultures, web design, Japanese stuff, DS Games,Bleach, uhm...that's all I can think of now...Oh! I like to draw, but I never learned how to proportion correctly, so the only things I can draw are abstract designs and my OCs. I haven't attempted to draw anything else...maybe I should try....

Dislikes- Eh...Most seafood, pop, most rap, e-books, Apple, lemons and limes (the fruits), uhhh...there's not a whole lot that I DISlike...

Skills - I have a semi-photographic memory, especially when it comes to tiny details and numbers. I've never tried memorizing pi, though. I'm also really musical. According to my parents, I was carrying recognizable tunes before I could talk. You can hand me just about any instrument (except guitar...) and I'll pick it up and teach myself to play it. I can run pretty fast too, in short bursts, although I doubt I could hold a candle to someone who had spent time practicing and stuff. I can also make anything out of anything. It may not be amazingly functional, but I've found that in a pinch I can be really resourceful.

Favorite Pairings:

Inuyasha:

InuKag

SesshRin

ShippoKirara (Crack, but funny)

Bleach:

UlquiHime

UraYoru

ByaYoru

GrimmSoi Fon (Crack, but it grew on me)

RenRuki

GrimmUlqui

JinYuzu

HitsuKarin

GrimmIchi

The list goes on...

Okami

Amaterasu/Ammy x Waka

Ammy x Issun (friends)

Ammy x Oki

Legend of Zelda

ZeLink

LinkxOC

Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(always..Then I get upset when the movie comes out and the voices are screwed up...)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.(all the time...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.(So me)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(ZOMFFG! 3 REVIEWS!! ~gaps~ and yes, I do mean gaps, not gasp. Same difference.)

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?" - Billy Connolly.

"When life throws you lemons... make some hot chocolate and leave everyone wondering how you did it." -Anonymous

(or) "When life throws you lemons, throw something harder back!" -Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." -Anonymous

"I'm not clumsy...the floor just hates me." -Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." - Anonymous

My current Obsessions ~

Bleach Who can not get enough of this show?!

IchiXRuki I just have to say that this is the best pairing ever from Bleach! I can not stand IchiXOri mainly because they just don't seem like they fit. Rukia and Ichigo seem to connect so much better.

Marine Life I'm actually trying to go to school to study about marine life; neat-o huh!?

music I don't care who you are, you love music. music makes the world go round. I'm into mostly all kinds of music. Even soundtracks, those are always the best.

Things that if you put in a fanfic, I will be irritated at you for.

1. Don't kill anyone. Unless its a desposible OC, not the main one.

2. Don't end a story by killing everyone. This will earn you a flame. I don't usually flame people, so when I do, that means you've pissed me off so bad, the neighbors probobly know about it.

3.Don't end on a cliffhanger. I know, I am probobly personally guilty for this, but I try to end my stories with a little bit of afterword, or enought information for the reader to figure out what happens to everybody.

So, if you don't do these things, stick in a lot of drama, twists and turns, you will get positive feed back from me.

Speaking of which, you ARE going to review my stories after this, right?

Please review. I live for reviews, my rabid ferrets, and marshmallow peeps. I love you all (like cousins).

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I am a huge IchiHime hater, i have so many reasons why,

Why ichigo and orihime wont get together

1. i see more of a brother-sister relationship

2. i honestly think hes protective of her cause she obviously cant defend herself

3. ok people made such a big deal of the hole Hollow Ichigo vs Ulquiorra thing, ok he died and became a hollow what did you expect, of course he would turn into a hollow, plus the anime version overdid it.

4. he never swore on his soul to protect her like Rukia.

5. he doesnt smile at her like he does with rukia, actually now that i think of it he hardly smiles at her

6. he didnt have the same resolve to save her like rukia, i mean he just wanted to save orihime because he knew she was a good person

7. she even admitted that "Rukia changed his whole world"

8. he wouldnt even really know her if it wasnt for Rukia

9. deep inside i think she knows herself that Rukia is truly precious to him

10. she bothers him alot, like doesnt give him space she wants to know everythin, unlike rukia where she completely understand

11. honestly i only think that she was able to sense him during his trainin because since the shield is like hers it cant realy block everythin since their abilites are simliar like since their alike she can sense whats in them

12. She is really annoyin i mean their is more IchiRukia fans then Ichihime, i mean how can tite kubo just let that pass

13. i think she would of confessed to him by now, i mean wow after what they have been through, saving rukia, her rescue, the war, she still keeps it a secret

14. ishida seems to understand her more, so does orihime they understand each other more

15. She cant cheer him up

16. He still calls her by her last name unlike Rukia where he is on 1st name basis

17. He cant act like his true self around her, i mean if they were dating he has to be kind to her, he cant be his usual self, i mean orihime is too nice, she cant realy put up with his usualy self.

18. Alot of you IchiHime fans think they should be together because they make a cute couple, not realy i mean givin it a shot, it didnt work, i mean realy just picture it in your minds seeing them being a couple, to be honest that looks weird, it does look a little weird for ichigo and rukia but orihime and ichigo looks weirder

19. He hasnt realy done so much for her for him to develop feelings

20. I think orihime knows it too, but just wants to ignore it, i mean go with ishida i see something there

IchiRuki. Reasons why they should be together

1. I can definitely see something i mean they got along when they met

2. It might of been aizens doin that got them to meet but what if behind that they were meant too anyways

3. They both have heavy burdens and i think they can understand,

4. Rukia killed Kaien and she continues to blame herself, even if it wasnt her fault also even when kaien told her thank you

5. Ichigo blames himself for his mothers death, even when it wasnt his fault

6. Hollow ichigo was created because of her (dont mean it in a bad way) so why wouldnt he want her like protect her or if he gets out while shes around he will probably go after her.

7. Those two have such a deep understandin for each other

8. We all know how protective he is over her, but unlike Orihime who doesnt know how to defend herself, i think he knows Rukia can watch herself but he still wants to keep her safe

9. Remember when they were going their seperate ways how he didnt want to seperate because he was worried for her

10. He had such a resolve to keep her safe, he SWORE it on his soul

11. He got worried when she got hurt after her fight with 9th espada

12. He even said "Rukia changed my whole world"

13. Always smiles at her, its because of her he actualy smiles

14. Ever since he met her hes opened up especially to her

15. They can read each other like a book

16. Rukia knows when to give Ichigo space

17. Chapter 423 What did that tell you! Did you not see how they looked at each other

18. They always have references to each other like when Ichigo was tellin his dad that he can wait till he feels like talking

19. Ichigo pushed himself to hard to keep her safe

20. Fade to Black: Bonus that beats the Orihime hugs Ichigo! Ichigo hugged Rukia

21. If Ichigo truly didnt want his shinigami life and wanted Rukia to go, he would of done that by now. 1. he didnt have to rescue rukia 2. he could of stopped after he saved her 3. he could of gotten his powers sealed 4. he was sad that he was goin to lose his powers. 5. could of erased his memories. But no he stayed not,because of responsibilities because he wanted it.

22. He got so depressed when Rukia didnt remember him

23. They have such a bond, not just because of the transferin powers, over time it grew

24. Their always worried for each other

25. They will always be in each others heart

26. When Rukia finished the 9th espada, while she was rememberin did you not see how she looked when she remembered Ichigo even in the manga

27. Ichigo is on first name basis with Rukia. So what now!!! :P

28. "The Rain Drags Black Sun Down, but the rain dried by White Moon

29. Ichigo can be himself around her, Rukia can pretty much put up with him, like i said they have a unique bond, they truly understand each other

30. Ok ya maybe if she does have feelings for him, it might be because of Kaien, but that was just a close mentor-student relationship, i mean he was married come on, shes not gonna stoop that low.

31. He has done so much for her, no both of them have done so much for each other.

All the good guys are gay, taken, or anime. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile-

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoixious snoby people put this on your profile.

If you think those kids should give the rabbit his cereal put this on your profile.

If you think those kids should stop stalking Lucky just to get his 'Lucky Charms' put this on your profile.

If your scared of Cinimon tost Crunch because there all a bunch of canibles put this on your profile.

Weird is good strange is bad. Odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and PROUD of it put this on your profile

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

not walk behind me for i shall not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for i shall not follow. don't walk besides me either. just leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a brocken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn... so if you're going to steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.

5. Always remeber, you're unique... just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.

8.before criticizing some one walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you criticize them you're a mile aways, And you have their shoes.

9. If first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fist he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit and drink bear all day.

11. if you lend someone 20 and you never see them again, you probably made a wise investment.

12. Tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. everyones normal... untill you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in have and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are to theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19.Generally speaking, you're not learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experiece is not something you get untill AFTER you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. NEVER, under ANY circumstance, are you to EVER, allowed to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash (bold ones relate to me!)

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (yep... especially the hot ones XD)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (true, true...)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (have I ever read a hetero fanfic in my whole life? ... no...)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (magines L in cuffs and Mello in leather ...definitely -)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (yeah... unfortunately only one of my (real life) friends is a fan too TT)

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. ("But mum!! It's only been 7 hours!" XP)

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (drools I still love to read my first hentai manga)

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (It would be so good to be 18... TT)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. (Oh yes... i can even live without chocolate as long as there is yaoi)

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit! We really messed up! It sure was fun, though."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BESTFRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BESTFRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BESTFRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BESTFRIENDS: Will add to it!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm adding my own comments so you can delete them if you want XD^^

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Oh, but I have my blonde moments XD)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'd rather not have to follow someone all the time, so I'll throw in my opinion)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (They didn't do anything wrong! Geez, why is it that all you people out there support YAOI and YURI, but you don't support gay/lesbian rights?)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Wow, see the above)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Eh...?l)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob (I'm broke as hell)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Not often, but I do where it...so...yeah...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Am I really supposed to know this one...? I mean, if you bold this immediately after reading this, in my opinion, it'd be either cuz you're trying to make yourself feel better/you seem ultra snotty i mean, if I bold it...I'd just feel...snotty...like "OHH, I'm pretty~! HAHA! Prettier then YOU~!" and..I really don't want to do that XD)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (So? I have friends at least! All of the main Wammy Boys (cept Mels) all don't really have a social life but THEY are loved and have 'friends'...XDDD I'm making no sense~^^)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I don't want your attention, idiots! Unless its a positive comment XD)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (TO BE...OR NOT TO BE CUZ THATSTHEQUESTIONIASK OF THEE~!)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (...Ehhh?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (So...you want me to wear...what I don't want to wear...? lol...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm a bit YOUNG thankyouverymuch!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm skinny actually. Stupid people who waste food...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Actually, I'm pretty decent looking (I'm pretty sure...), LOL XDDD its just my personality thats weird LOL)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Wow, I actually procrastinate and yet I'm on first honors XD)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I like not being like everyone esle. I'd rather not be like...THEM XD)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (While we are young, all we want to do is grow up. When we're old...all we want to do is go back in time...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Watermelon's good~)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Half...It depends on my mood XD)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Uh...sure...think what you want...if you actually know me you will VERY HIGHLY DOUBT IT...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (...my brother murdered one and 'brought it back to life' XD PM me if you want the story XD)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (...?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (...dot, dot, dot...I don't care...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Big groups are noisy and nosy! They can get annoying! And so what if I'm anti-social? If I'm TOO social, you'll get sick of me^^)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (People find it funny somtimes...take IGD for example...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (if I don't like you I'll tell you)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (...)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser. (Of course, me and the thousands, maybe/probably millions of others too. I heard that the person who created One Piece makes about 24 million dollars a year. That's 2 million a month, how much do you make?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Japan is a genuis for thinking of it!)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (It just makes it funnier for everyone^^)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (...I actually don't know sometimes XD)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (If my friends are arrogant, I either just tell them to do a reality check or just watch them make an idiot of themselves...yeah, I can be mean...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Isn't almost everyone on fanfiction a 'young writer'?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (True Canadians don't have accents they say...I think...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I just HATE it when Ukei says "OH! It's illegal to hit girls!" I HATE that! If you're trying to prove that girl ARE strong, then stop saying its illegal to hit us! It makes meh feel weak-_- my neighbor never actually tries when we kill each other with those pool noodles XD...it's annoying...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (...omfg...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (...Yeah, sure, I'm a vampire. Rawr, fear me XD...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (wtf?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (It's way too complicated XD)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Yeah, if we dont care for it, we'll die.)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I'm guessing an OC? Actually, I try not to Mary-Sue my characters...cuz I like writing torture better :3 XD I'm messed up.)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (...)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (...abortion is killing someone you know...and a baby out of all people)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Half and half...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I'm childish enough to not care about some things that some of my friends over react about)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Eh...?)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Eh...depends on the guy, most of them at my school are jerks, and as Hana said, Football/sports loving retards.)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Shut up)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (lol)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (BECAUSE OF STUPID STEROTYPES!)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

You know you're obsessed with arrancar when...

1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.

2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.

3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.

4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.

5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.

6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.

7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.

8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.

9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.

10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.

11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.

12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.

13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"

14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.(Somewhat)

15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.

16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.

17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.

18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.

19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.

20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.

21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.

22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.

23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.

24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.

25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.

26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.

27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.

28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.

29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.

30. You accidentally a whole chapter.

31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.

32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.

33. Your new middle name is Aporro.

34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.

35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)

36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"

37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.

39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.

40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.

41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).

42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P

43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"

44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.

45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.

46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.

47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.

48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.

49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.

50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.

51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.

52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.

53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.

54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress. (XD)

55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross. (But instead find them sexylicious)

56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.

58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.

59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.

60. You send it to all your Arrancar-obsessed friends

My Warrior Cats

Name: Feathersong

Age: 16 Moons

Clan: Shadowclan

Status: Warrior

Appearence: Black with white flecks that look like stars. One yellow eye and one silver eye.

Kin: Mate: Echostep

Kits: Thunderkit, Forestkit, and Wolfkit

Name: Echostep

Age: 18 Moons

Clan: Shadowclan

Status: Warrior

Appearence: Gray with silver and light brown stripes with white front paws, tail tip, and ears. Forest green eyes.

Kin: Mate: Feathersong

Name: Thunderkit(paw/strike)

Age: 4 Moons

Clan: Shadowclan

Status: Kit

Appearence: White with black paws and yellow eyes.

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? oh HELL YEAH!

3) How many houses have you lived in? one

4) Favorite candy bar? Hersheys Crunch

5) Favorite shoes? Don't have one

6) Have you ever tripped someone? A lot

7) Least favorite school subject? English

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? hell no!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? yes

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. how can i beat the crap out of that guy?

12) Favorite genre of music? pop/hip hop

13) What is your zodiac sign? Tiger

14) What time were you born? 8:00 pm

16) Ever made a prank phone call? yep

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? don't own any embarrassing ones

18) Are you sarcastic? *sarcasticly* not at all

19) What are your favorite colors? the darkest black, blood red

20) How many watches do you own? 2

21) Summer or winter? winter you can use the icicles to fight with

23) Favorite color to wear? black duh

24) Pepsi or Sprite? sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? Don't have a cellphone

26) Where is your second home? Somewhere

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. I've punched someone does that count too?

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Many

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one

30) How many video games do you own? LOTS mostly Sonic the hedgehog games and Pokemon

31) What was your first pet? FBC my cat.

32) Ever had braces? NO

33) Do looks matter? Somewhat

34) Do you use chapstick? nope

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. still in middle school

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? abercrombie

37) Are you too forgiving? yes

38) How many children do you want? none

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Don't know

40) Favorite breakfast meal? pop-tarts

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes...it ended badly and now i found someone else

43) When was the last time you cried? don't remember

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Type a chapter for a story

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? olive graden, duh

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?No

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yes, White Castle!

48) Nicknames? that violent girl, HogyokouSP, MoonFall, Finity, Definit

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yes Shadow the hedgehog

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no...

55) Do you own a diamond ring? nope

56) Are you happy with your life right now? i guess

57) Do you dye your hair? no

58) Does anyone like you? yea

59) What year were you born? 1998

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i was a thought

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no

62) McDonalds or Wendys? mcdonalds

63) Do you like yourself? erm...sort of

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Don't care

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender? they can throw a better punch

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No i prefer it

67) Have you ever eaten paste? no...

68) Do you own a webcam? No

70) Ever broke a bone? depends mine or somone else's?

72) Do you chat on AIM often? not at all

73) Pringles or lays? Layz

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? once

75) Rugrats or Doug? Don't watch ether...

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? full house

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? not in high school

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? nope

79) Do you have a birth mark? nope

80) Do you own a car? no

81) Can you cook? yea

82) 3 things that annoy you: flammers justin beiber and some of my friends

83) Do you text message often? no

84) Money or love? money gets you both

85) Do you have any scars? yes

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Turn into shadows and mist and back at will

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? yea

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I did but I wasn't paying attention...at all

92) Do you own a box of crayons? four

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my cat

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? one of my friends

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? no one

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? one of my friends (he got knocked out lol)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? NOYB

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? no one

100) Who was the last person that called you? PrincessEeveeGirl