![]() Author has written 41 stories for Sherlock, Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Person of Interest, House, M.D., Merlin, Sherlock Holmes, Lost, Captain America, Avengers, Continuum, Gotham, and Elder Scroll series. Heyy, I'm Angela. I love fantasy and sci fi, and science fiction fantasy, suspense and thriller, mysteries, etc, etc... One of my favorite pass-times is watching movies and reading and drawing. I am a major Trekkie, I'm Supernatural obsessed, love Sherlock Holmes, House MD, Torchwood, and am a big Whovian. A few pairings that I like: Reese/Finch Holmes/Watson House/Wilson Dean/Castiel Arthur/Merlin Rose/Doctor Rory/Eleven Sarah Jane/Doctor Thor/Loki Bones/Spock Archer/T'Pol Janeway/Chakotay Trip/Malcolm Alice/Hatter I read mostly Person of Interest, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who and House fan fictions, and it always depends on what I might be obsessing over at the time. I like to read angst with happy endings, and tend to lean that way when I write as well. Any-who, if you want to check out my artwork, go on http:/// I'm more active on there than on here. 40 Things To Do In An Elevator (Off Time Lady 802379's profile) 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else presses a button. 10. 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