Author has written 16 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Immortals series, Alyson Noel, Harry Potter, Drake Chronicles, Fifty Shades Trilogy, and Fallen, Lauren Kate. Hey I'm Hammy, Ham, Han, or H (just a few of my nickmanes)!! My friend Kimmy has also nicknamed me Valkyrie Cain and thats because I am extremely addicted to Skulduggery Pleasant!! Honestly if you met me and asked me to give a list of characters, chapters or read you the first page of the first book (without looking) I could do that! I love reading and Kimmy is trying to get me to write as well so, if i ever manage to find out how to upload stories i'm very sorry about that as they will be rubbish and she will never let me hear the end of one of many random things we talk about! LOL If there's one thing I know it's that Kimmy is my best friend but she loves to torture me. I will try my best to please you with my stories but i apologise for spelling mistakes. Unfortunately even though I would love to own Skulduggery Pleasant I don't Derek Landy does the lucky sod! But I love it but i will try and write about other stuff. I am totally Nutty if you met me i'm sure you'd never want to again! LOL i have recetnly discovered that KrazyKimmy is actually the cheshire cat in disguise (you know from Alice in Wonderland) and we actually go mad together! We've even taken over our school library, made a sign and put it on the door and still some teachers ask about it. I'm almost sure our headmaster came in and asked the school librarian about it! LOL If you can handle total nuttiness then your on the right page! (I'm also random) You'll never guess what my excuse for everything?... Bob did it! I blame bob for everything and i think you should know that Bob lives inside everyone, yep he's your crazy part! I like DUCKS! actually no i don't, I love DUCKS!!! DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS! yep love em |