Applying to work at Arkham: poor career choice. Faking your credentials to get the job: illegal. Taking over Dr. Comb's sessions with the Scarecrow until Arkham can find a replacement doctor: lethally stupid. (Dark/Light Themes) Jonathan Crane/OC

AU. He's an enemy of the Districts, a fugitive of the Capitol, and currently living under her roof. Things are about to get complicated. Katniss x Seneca

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

COMPLETED. Fem!Connor/AU. Thomas Hickey was a lot of unsavory things, not that he gave a damn. But there remained a few lines he wouldn't cross, including when Charles "gifted" him with the exhausting little assassin while in Bridewell. Yet after he escaped her wrath at the gallows, he found their paths crossing more often than not. And that's when life finally got interesting...

Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line. **ON A VERY LONG HIATUS, SORRY.**

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Ahsoka thought she cared for all the 501st clones equally, but over time one stood out apart from the rest. She found she shared a bond with her captain that was unlike any relationship with other soldiers. The fluffy stories between the stories spanning season one to episode III.

Anna receives an unexpected, not to mention unwelcome, visitor whilst she's feeling a bit under the weather... Companion piece to my other Riddler story. Riddler/OFC

AU as of Episode 9. Amon never shows up, and Tarrlok succeeds in his plan to escape Republic City and take Korra with him as a hostage.

A story detailing the different happy endings Chizuru experiences with each route in Hakuouki. All one shot stories! Each chapter will focus on a different pairing. Warning: Lots. Of. Smut! Oneshot Sanosuke/Chizuru Souji/Chizuru Saito/Chizuru Hijikata/Chizuru Heisuke/Chizuru Chikage/Chizuru

To Anna, it seemed simple enough on paper: answer the summons, appear before the king's court, tell the truth as best as she remembered it, go back home, and never visit the Southern Isles again. But, of course, a princess is only as good as the challenges she can meet. And with a sorceress as its queen, Arendelle may be in for several.

A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

The Armada wins and the pirates are scattered. Floating among the debris of the final battle, Lord Beckett finds Elizabeth Swann... M-rated - Beckabeth.

Ah, the Riddler's charm. It's like no other… Riddler/OC

AU-Historically, Jane's younger sister, Elizabeth, was married to Cromwell's son, Gregory. But, what if the Master Secretary decided to claim Elizabeth Seymour for himself? Would things have ended any differently?

"I'm not as sad as I should be. That's what makes me sad." The Titanic sinks, Patrick dies, and Mary attends a ball-where she meets a man who makes his living on scandal but doesn't find her behaviour scandalous at all. AU from Series 1

The Sheriff and Chris Argent do their best impression of Scott and Stiles, except without the flailing (because they're too old to flail anymore).

Former anti-mutant organization member Stephanie Park seeks refuge at the X-mansion. She had no idea her neighbour would turn out to be the infamous mutant terrorist Mortimer 'Toad' Toynbee – but he recognizes her. Turns out; he was once assigned to kill her, and it's never too late, is it? TOAD/OC

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

"Save your tears, child. Weep for him tomorrow, or a year from now. We do not have time for grief. We must go, and quickly, before he dies." Dany takes Ser Jorah's advice and a very different, but no less adventurous path. AU.

It's Christmas and Karen has just stormed out on her parents and Dev after a huge fight about the musical. She goes to the theater to rehearse and clear her head, only to find there's someone else there. Karen/Derek.

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

After his run-in with the Alpha, Professor Harris falls off the wagon. Coach Finstock is the only one there to pick him up.

A marriage of convenience. A business arrangement. That's what this is supposed to be. What she agreed to. What she can cope with. She can be a team. Partners. Lovers, even. But loved? By Sir Richard? post-series two

"In between" events from the movie, and an imagining of after. Told from both V and Evey 's perspective. V/Evey. V lives. Rated for later chapters. Movieverse. After over a year, it's finally COMPLETE!

Glados had something that Chell wanted, and the machine needed the human's help. Trust never came easily, and breaking a deal never had more unexpected results. Together they could get what they really wanted, but personal history has strong implications.

Now a collection of Gob oneshots. M for language and suggestive themes. kinkmeme prompts

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.

AU. As Princess Leia is being led back to her cell after the destruction of Alderaan, she remembers her father's advice: "If you are every faced with death, and Darth Vader, you must tell him your mother's name…it would be your last hope."

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Shortly before the Penn Station incident, Alex Mercer takes a rather long walk and considers his situation. Pre-game, if you've read my other fics you know what to expect in terms of writing style. Might not be everyone's cup of tea.

Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.

Mozenrath challenges Jasmine to stop him from enacting a flawless plan. In the process she finds there can be much more at stake than everything. Revision complete.

The Twilight Occupation ended with the death of the Dark Lord Ganondorf, but death did not end the Dark Lord. With the Hero vanished and Hyrule in danger, she locks him away and prays her seal will hold. ZelGan

AU for DMC3 - Dante and Vergil are partners, not personal punching bags. Vergil drags Dante onto a roadtrip that has disaster written all over it, and won't explain a thing. Predicted hilarity ensues.

Currently being edited.

Movie!verse. Humor. Apron!love.

Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.