Gender: Female

Age: No longer Jail Bait

Name:...If you absolutely Must call me something other then my screen name I guess you can call me Lily...not my name but I'll respond to it

So I came up with my new favorite Quote today it goes

Sometimes I just can't find it in me to regret things.

These are things that I think are funny or represent me well.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal!