Bahamut Epyonhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Warcraft, Final Fantasy VII, Hellsing, Peter Pan, Star Wars, and Dracula. Fandoms I enjoy: Final Fantasy 7 & 9, Fallout, Baldurs Gate, Drizzt series (Forgotten Realms in general), Hellsing, Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo, Black Butler, Legacy of Kain, All the Avengers crap, Star Wars, Batman, Portal, Metal Gear, Silent Hill, Resident evil (the classic shit), Yogscast, Outlander(kinda), Peter pan(an old soft spot), World of Warcraft, Digimon, Pokemon, probably more I'm forgetting... I'm not a big writer, but have always enjoyed reading fanfiction. It has been years since I've posted anything here on , but some inspiration came and punched me in the face recently and wouldn't go away. I had only fairly recently discovered Crisis Core even existed and it quickly rekindled my obsession with the FF7 collection. Natus Ex Nihilo was born and is nearing novel size proportions (Oh God what have I done). Turns out I rather like writing, go figure. My collection is growing and I have numerous stories outlined waiting to be fleshed out. Because of this I get a lot of questions whether or not I will be continuing some of them. I have been able to keep with the one chapter a month schedule for Nihilo fairly well while still pumping out the odd short chapter for some of the others. I figured a little list to keep everyone updated would be useful. No one likes getting invested in a story only to find its not likely to be added to any time soon. I know the feels. I will post both on here and in my author notes in story if something looks like its going to be delayed. So... Works in progress: *OH SHIT NERDS SHE'S ALIVE!* Natus Ex Nihilo : Final Fantasy 7 story taking place during Crisis Core. OC adventures ;3. active, still my main focus. Pieces of Nihil: Final Fantasy 7 companion piece to Natus Ex Nihilo. Filler and extra junk. active, though posts will be sporadic. Catch and Release: Peter Pan story, Hook/OC. On Hiatus. Lascivious: Star Wars TFA, Shameless Kylo/OC/Hux(not Ryo. I know WTF right?) smut with a sprinkling of plot. Inactive atm. Fearless: Dracula romantic comedy OC/Dracula. Goofy little thing I had started a while back and decided to post. Inactive. Teasing Chained Dragons: Hellsing Post Dracula era Vladicard/OC smut. mostly just an exercise in smut writing. Inactive. And yes all the Ryos are technically the same Ryo. They may or may not be aware of each other ;) She is my main OC and I've used her in everything from RPs to MMO's. Also I may or may not (may) have already started a sort of crossover sequel for Natus Ex Nihilo (which is not even remotely finished, damn it all). I don't intend to post it until Nihilo is completed though (If I do at all). I'm only mentioning it because it keeps stealing me away from what I should be writing. ;P Read, Review, Enjoy! |
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Pristine Condition by harrishawksuperiour reviews
Everyone has that birthday present that gets tossed in the corner from a relative that doesn't know them very well. Lucilla is General Hux's.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 204,979 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Captain Phasma, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Matt the Radar Technician by Seamistery reviews
Recovering from the loss of Starkiller Base, the First Order decides to send Kylo Ren to spy on and sabotage the Resistance. Unfortunately for him, this involves working under the new head of radar: Rey. Inspired by the SNL Undercover Boss skit.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Finn, Poe D., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Counter Crisis by White Mage Koorii reviews
At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 463,766 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 3/25/2011 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] [Zack F., Aerith G.]
The Fourth Bride by Biancamella reviews
Alucard's self-control withers as fate presents him with another possible Bride, straining his relationship with Hellsing and humanity all over again. Rated M for intense violence, language, gore, and sexual content. Alucard X OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,439 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/6/2019 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Alucard, OC
Your Friendly Neighborhood Vampire by callofthevoid reviews
Growing up with a pet vampire isn't as sensational as they made it out to be. Join us on the daily shenanigans of the young master and her monster. A collection of AxI oneshots. EDITING.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Alucard, Integra
Resident Evil: Twisted Fates by SquattingMonkey reviews
What is left of Wesker is discovered at an undisclosed location. He is retrieved and returned to a secret, Tri-cell facility where Harley finds herself recruited to poke and prod at the remains. Never in her life had she imagined herself experimenting on the, still twitching parts, of a superior until now. She's never held the fate of another in her hands before... WeskerXOC
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [A. Wesker, OC] Ada W.
PORTAL by A Glimpse of Ethereal Blue reviews
If you found yourself in another world, an impossible world you would recognize from a virtual setting, a world in which you knew who would live and die, how and when… what would you do?Who would you try to save?Who would ultimately believe you? [CoverArt:AndreiaFerreira]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 61 - Words: 266,697 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sephiroth, OC
On Being Glued To Entreri by Sweetly-Sadistic's-Romanticide reviews
Entreri had just left Memnon to begin his new life when a stranger from thin air appears. With a bit of magic, he finds himself chained to her and finds their minds linked. Will Jaraxle never leave him alone? Updated!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Artemis E.
Truth or Tale (II): Blazing Brand by kaispan reviews
Edwin has plans for the wild-magic bard Sajantha, but the young woman who emerges from Irenicus's dungeon is not quite what he had been expecting. And plans have trouble staying organized around a Child of Chaos...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 244,199 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Anomen D., Edwin, OC
Manifestations of the Imagination by DaydreamingSkeptic reviews
Jenna Lois, nineteen, awakens in Neverland, with no knowledge of how she got there, or how she will get back home. With no other option but to live on the Jolly Roger, Jenna is presented with challenges that she never thought she would face. Challenges such as adventures, friendships, and her newfound attraction to the infamous pirate captain. Hook/OC pairing.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,204 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Captain Hook, OC] Wendy D.
Dark Father by JoieMaris reviews
Four years after ROTS, Vader is haunted by nightmares from the Force. His dreams lead him to two special children. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,119 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala] Luke S., Leia O.
A Hero's Call by BlueCampanula reviews
Sibyl Lasko never asked to be shoved from waking reality into a world completely different from her own, a world that shouldn't have been real. Having been called by the Goddess, now she must aid Gaia's hero and change fate itself in order to find her way back to the world she knew, if a way even exists to begin with.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,906 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Cloud S., Angeal H., Genesis R., OC
The Path We Choose by Carriesworld reviews
AU: What if Sephiroth hadn't lost his mind in Nibelheim? Sephiroth leaves ShinRa, joins Genesis, and Tifa is along for the ride after Nibelheim burns. Their mission:destroy ShinRa. Eventual Sephiroth/Tifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 276,793 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
Out Of My Mind by Garbage and City Lights reviews
Stormtrooper MN-8486 has finally landed a spot as an expert technician on Starkiller Base. Unfortunately, she's more out of her league than she could've ever expected when Commander Kylo Ren begins exploring the deeper parts of her mind... without asking first. (Starts off slow, gets very steamy!)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,888 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Icarus Ascending by Ohtze reviews
On Starkiller, the final fight skews sideways. Kylo becomes too attached to Rey, and in a desperate attempt to keep her out of Snoke's clutches, he kidnaps the girl and flees into the Unknown Region of the Galaxy. Rey wants nothing to do with him, but Kylo's brittle and backed into a corner. An introspection on abandonment, and the slow descent into madness. AUish.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,400 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Haunted House by Riha Hyesthae reviews
A little fun with AU's. What if Sephiroth had found Vincent on that first trip to Nibelheim? General Sephiroth, SOLDIER 1st Class Zack, and a new recruit named Cloud visit a remote mountain community. A local legend prompts a ghost hunt with spectres that are anything but imaginary. Cast so far: Aeris, Cloud, Elfe, Hojo, Lucrecia, Sephiroth, Tifa, Veld, Vincent, Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 254,433 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Gravitation by glassthroat reviews
AUPostTFT. IllidanxOC. After Illidan is wounded by Arthas, Kael brings a druid to heal him when the priests fail, bringing two opposing souls into an astonishing collision that changes the fates of both players. Chp 1 Rewrite 4/22
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,165 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 3/8/2006
Marbles by Katana Black reviews
If Dr. Hojo wanted him to act like he was insane, then by Gaia, he was going to give them insane. It would be fantastic. It would be godly. It would be, like, "Party up in Nibelheim. #jenova #milf #hometownswag #sailthecosmos". WARNINGS: OBSCENE language, suggested violence throughout. Lemon flavoured. Pure crack. Slightly OOC. Nibelheim incident with minor timeline alterations.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,645 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Need A Light? by DittyWrites reviews
All Hux wants is a cigarette and some peace. But as we all find out in life, you can't always get what you want and a chance encounter on a balcony kick-starts a collection of moments between General Hux and Kylo Ren as they attempt to out-play the other in a twisted little game of their own making. (Kylux)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
I'm Matt, a Radar Technician by The Cowgirl Bookworm reviews
Spoilers for TFA. Kylo Ren has been reduced to Matt and must deal with his co-workers and the annoying new girl who seems to pop up where ever he goes. Rey just wants to complete her mission, but feels she has to help out the scrawny little blond guy she sees all the time.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,752 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
He Knows He Needs to Stop by Perry Downing reviews
She is tinkering with droids again. He feels her elation as she finds the right point on the circuit, watches the droid whir to life, bleeping its gratitude. She has a whole little family of them now. He is losing himself in her and he knows he needs to stop. Kylo Ren is Bound to Rey and hides from her, never revealing himself, quietly driving himself mad with her light.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,139 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] - Complete
He'll Crush You by The Assassin's Pen reviews
"When he gets what he wants, he'll crush you." Four years after The Force Awakens Kylo Ren has outlived his usefulness. It's a foggy morning on a cool forest moon when Rey finds his body. A story focused on redemption and a mother's unconditional love. T for injuries and source material, no character death.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Leia O., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Operation: Avert Crisis by noa748 reviews
Stop Sephiroth. Save Zack. Defeat Jenova. It all seems impossible; I'm just one person. But if I'm going to be trapped here, thrust into the world of Final Fantasy VII by some forces beyond my control, then I have to at least try. Maybe along the way I'll find a way home. Self-insert.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,820 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R., OC
2 Unpredictable by maroongrad reviews
When you have brought a vampire into your home, it's probably easier just to forget everything you "know" about how it "should" behave. Abraham and Alucard have a lot to learn about each other. Strong language, some violence, not a yaoi story sorry! .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 157 - Words: 143,662 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Unusual Habits by Light1 reviews
An early morning awakening leads Seras to discover some of her master's more eccentric habits.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter - Complete
Sheriff Dracula or The Quick and The Undead by Clayton Overstreet reviews
What if instead of England Dracula ended up in 19th century America? Note: When feasting on the crew of the ship, don't eat the navigator first.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Dracula, Renfield - Complete
The Apple and the Core by CykeclopsFF7 reviews
A prequel to Crisis Core. Genesis and Angeal come to Shin-Ra to become legendary SOLDIERS only to find that their dreams and life are not quite as simple as they thought they were on the farm. Meanwhile, Tseng struggles with who his allegiances are with: The country of his birth or company he now works for. The advent of war changes everything and everyone. Very slightly AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,715 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Tseng, Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R.
Of Madness and Men by Ariel D reviews
Slapstick and situational humor focusing on Jarlaxle's insane ability to lose the oddest of things. Part 4: Jarlaxle loses his clothing!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Masters of Intrigue by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Artemis Entreri and Jarlaxle prove themselves to be masters of intrigue in an adventure that leads them from the shores of the Lake of Steam to the nation of Lapaliiya, to a city of merchants on the Shining Sea. AU sequel to Servant of the Shard. Romance starting at chapter 10.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 190,223 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Artemis E., Jarlaxle] OC - Complete
Everything Will Be Right by Shadenight123 reviews
The defeat of Revan at the Foundry marks his disappearance. The Force works in mysterious ways, but sometimes, it might just land the right person at the right time, in the right situation, to change everything that is to come. The Force is neither Master or Slave. Revan knows this, and will endeavor to make it known once more... In a Galaxy Far Far Away...
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Revan
The Download by Sockling reviews
Chell finds a certain spherical robot lying batter, broken and pretty much dead in the forest outside where she lives. She manages to get him stable but in a peculiar way.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Chell, Wheatley
The Good Doctor's Assistant by up side and down reviews
When the Good Professor Gast hires a new assistant, a young Sephiroth begins to learn about the world in a way he's never imagined. Stuck between Hojo and the Military, Sephiroth and his one-of-a-kind companion start on a path that no one could have predicted the outcome of. Warnings for language and lots and lots of fluff. AU, no pairings, and a decent OC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 152,427 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo, Prof. Gast
Truth or Tale (I): Bright Blade by kaispan reviews
Sajantha has her reasons for playing peacekeeper between the Red Wizard and the rest of her party, but she might end up being just another piece in his own game. BG1: Imoen, Edwin, Jaheira, Khalid, Dynaheir, Minsc. [sequel to Candlekeep prologue - 'Truth or Tale: The Story Behind the Story']
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 216,795 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - OC, Imoen, Edwin - Complete
The Brave One by BloomingFireHeart reviews
A young girl named Samantha who's mother works as a guard for Arkham Asylum, finds herself caught in some trouble with a man named Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, one of the inmates in Arkham. Tiny appearances from other villains like the Riddler and Killer Croc. Scarecrow/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,343 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Killer Croc, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Chris Who? by Blank pen clear ink reviews
Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Taking Care of You by peace4people reviews
Reid is sick and the team looks out for him while in Washington on a new case. Things start to look up but then Reid takes a turn for the worse and winds up in the hospital. Reid-centric, whump, team bonding and love.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - S. Reid
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Night of the Scarecrow by millennium-night reviews
After the recent mass break-out at Arkham, Jervis and Jonathan flee from the Batman. This time, however, their encounter changes Crane in an unpredictable and possibly disastrous way, putting his friendship with the Hatter on an acid test...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Mein Soldat by Ana Blackwood reviews
It was a simple exchange…my innocence for survival. I never dreamed I'd be involved in the events that followed. The night at the Hessian's camp was only the first of many meetings. Hessianxoc
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,699 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/19/2010
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Irony of Fate by JenesisX reviews
What would have happened if someone told Sephiroth the truth about his origins? In my AU Final Fantasy VII tale, Vincent gives him this information, along with a second chance. Sephiroth joins Avalanche in their fight against Shin-ra Incorporated and Jenova, rediscovering his humanity in the process. (Freshly retouched in 2013! Aeris/Sephiroth, Vincent, Cloud/Tifa)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 287,568 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Cloud S., Aerith G., Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Quick Fix by thepunishment reviews
Wheatley watches Chell tinker with a computer.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Madness by Trumpeteer34 reviews
A late-night phone call leads Jonathan Crane to wonder just how mad the Mad Hatter really is.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Masters of Monsters by deadpan riot reviews
With the Hellsing Organization newly welcomed into the Queen's arsenal of underground organizations, Abraham and Alucard find themselves rubbing elbows with the top contender: The Earl Ciel Phantomhive, and his butler Sebastian Michealis.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Alucard, Sebastian M.
1 Awaken, Cold and Lonely by maroongrad reviews
In Dracula, his head was cut off and his heart stabbed. In Hellsing, Alucard is back, and more than a bit insane. This is my link-up between the stories; how Abraham and Alucard were joined. Enjoy. no, I don't own the characters. Wish I did!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Integra's Batty Vacation by Metropolis Kid reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bruce W., Integra - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Metropolis Kid reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Goddamn Cows In The Road by Sweetly-Sadistic's-Romanticide reviews
As the title implies, an accident caused by three wandering strangers to Earth flips a womans life upside down in a way she hates and loves. Drizzt/Entreri drool /Jaraxle
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Artemis E., Drizzt D.
Study of Alucard by BondSlave reviews
Upon returning home for spring break Integra has a mission on her mind. Her goal: To learn more about the creature known as man. How shall she learn about this creature while keeping her virginity intact? Why she'll use Alucard of course. Rated M for AxI
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Hermes' Wings Were Black by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Abraham van Hellsing, Alexander Anderson, and Alucard...Anderson falls one hundred years into the past. Warning: mature theme, language, and some gore...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
That Butler, That Vampire by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Slightly AU. A new underground organization has been created, so the Earl Phantomhive has arranged to meet them. Prophetic comments ensue and pastries are bashed.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alucard, Sebastian M. - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Waiting Period by The Mad Maiden reviews
Alice Pleasance's life is changed forever when a certain matchmaking Harley Quinn decides to take matters into her own hands. Alice/Jervis.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
Confidants by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Homeland era scene. Shows a what typical visit between Jarlaxle and Zaknafein might be at this time, and the internal struggles they can only trust confiding in each other about.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Jarlaxle, Zaknafein D. - Complete
Caring for Hook by CommodoreOblivious reviews
For some reason she's woken up on the ship of the man she thought she'd helped to kill. He's alive, ill, and needs her help. Older Wendy x Hook.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,918 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Peter Pants and Captain Fag by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Hook and the Mermaid by Herverus Grape reviews
Hook finds himself a pet.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
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Natus Ex Nihilo reviews
Natus Ex Nihilo: Born of Nothing. After awakening inside the lifestream and butting heads with the Crimson Commander, a dry humored gamer finds herself in Soldier trying to change the game from the inside. Keeping out from under the Turk's noses and Hojo's grasp long enough to change anything is easier said than done. Crisis Core timeline. Self insert/OC AU sorta thing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,992 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Sephiroth, Genesis R., OC
Lascivious reviews
Bored and adrift in the outer territories in his search of Rey and Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren finds something to keep him entertained… while Emma finds an unexpected opportunity to make a new start. Kylo/OC/Hux Smut flick, Now with plot! ;p, dub-con, Kink, s/M, rough play.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 2/13/2016 - General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Fearless reviews
Emily McGarner was always a bit of an odd child. Fearless they'd say. Wither or not that would help or hinder her as the sole housemaid to this strange foreign noble would yet be seen. He may have some odd quirks and habits, but what foreigner doesn't? At least he's handsome, and such a gentleman! Goofy little mild romantic comedy. OC/Dracula.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016
Catch and Release reviews
The battle was lost and Hook was left old, alone, and done for. Despondent after his defeat at the hands of Peter Pan, Hook has given up. But with the boy now gone more often than not, he truly lacks purpose. It takes a new arrival and the promise of a new game to bring the devilish Captain back to himself. Win or lose this game promises to be far more fun then the last. Hook/OC
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,115 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Captain Hook, OC
Pieces of Nihil reviews
This is a companion story coinciding with Natus Ex Nihilo. Short stories and bits of filler that take place within the main story line that were either cut or just couldn't be fit in. Some are humorous, some are dark, some are just fluff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015
Teasing Chained Dragons reviews
On the return trip from Transylvania, Abraham and co. pick up a woman on the side of the road. Abraham isn't yet confident in the binds keeping his Count at bay, but this stranger is more than willing to help him test their limits, in a very enjoyable manner. OC/Vladcard Dracula era. Smut Crack Flick, read authors note. Ye been warned.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Alucard, OC
Victor's Got a Stalker reviews
Victor Nefarius learns the meaning of the word fangirl... and Rend enjoys his masters misfortune. Long Dead.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007
