To all who come to this happy place...umm, hi.

I first joined FFN on a whim back in 2004, but didn't actually begin writing until mid-2005. My writings from 2005-2007...to put it bluntly, I can't stand to look at them these days. I understand that I was still learning the ropes of good writing, and I probably learned a lot from my mistakes, but still...they just make my skin crawl. However, I haven't the heart to delete them, though I might eventually suck it up and do it. If you want to read them for yourself, I leave you to your own devices, but be forewarned: THEY. ARE. TERRIBLE. (And I suppose it goes without saying that they are all abandoned.)

My fandom interests include the CLAMP Multiverse (primarily xxxHolic), The Lion King, My Little Pony, Homestuck, The Lorax (ONCE-LER IS MAI WAIFU), Earthbound, and Gravity Falls. I don't write as much as I would like to, but when I do, I give it my all.

If you can't stand it when authors have ridiculously long profiles because they think it's cute to copy and paste every witticism, list, and statistic into their profile, then please, by all means copy and paste this sentiment into what I'm sure is a blissfully short profile.

FIGMENT: "Ohh, there are so many places to dream about!"

DREAMFINDER: "We can visit worlds that were...that could be...and those of fantasy...and reality."

FIGMENT: "I bet I could use imagination to discover all kinds of new things!"

DREAMFINDER: "Of course! It's your key to unlock the hidden wonders of our world."

"Ideas are all around you. Your stories already exist and they're everywhere, living in the people you meet and the things you do. It's up to you to find them, interpret them, and share them. And an insatiable curiosity will lead you right to them."--Walt Disney

"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."--Benjamin Franklin