Poll: Just curious, for anyone who reads my profile: What Hetalia ships would you like to see in upcoming stories? Thanks for your input! Vote Now!
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Author has written 10 stories for Avengers, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Gravity Falls, Harry Potter, and Ant-Man. Hello! Welcome to my profile! Come in, kick off your shoes, and rest a while. I won't bite, I promise! LOL, sorry, I'm super awkward. :) Anyway, information! What do you need to know about me? Let's see... Age: older than 10, younger than 30. Height: 5 ft. 4 in. (about 163 centimeters) Nicknames: Neah, England, Iggy, Grimm, Phantom, Germany. If you want explanations, PM me. Nationality: American (sadly...) Gender: Fluid (some days male, some days female, some days neither. Ask me for the particular one that day) Sexuality: Asexual panromantic. I tend to prefer girls though. Myers-Briggs Type: INTJ (http : // www . humanmetrics . com / personality / intj) Remove spaces for a link to a page explaining what this means Favourite Colours: Black, silver, green, purple, blue Hogwarts House: Slytherclaw. Pottermore can't decide, LOL Archive of Our Own Account: AshesStarsAndRedStringsOfFate OTHER RANDOM STUFF: I play clarinet, French horn, and trumpet Softball player! Everything except for 1st base. I'll do pitcher and catcher if the team's desperate. Ambidextrous Roman Catholic. Before you start saying "Wait, so you're homophobic?!", NOT ALL CATHOLICS ARE. I personally believe that God created everyone, INCLUDING GAY PEOPLE, and that he loves them all equally. Also, I am completely open to other religions and atheists. I'm writing a novel!! If you wanna hear more about it, PM me! It's fantasy set in modern day. I am a feminist and proud of it :)So, stories!! But If You Close Your Eyes: A 1p!USUK and 2p!USUK bodyswap story. Arthur and Oliver swap bodies and have to figure out a way to switch back with the "help" of Alfred and Allen. In progress, updates every two weeks. Current chapter I'm working on: 10 The Mysterious Boyfriend: A birthday fic I wrote for a friend. Nordic family fluff, appearances from the Awesome Trio and England, and scheming. Complete. May get a sequel if I'm motivated enough. Enchanted to Meet You: A USUK Superhero AU. First in a series. Based off of Miraculous Ladybug, Marvel, and DC. COMPLETE!! The second story of this series will be up in a couple months. See the section of my profile dedicated to this series for more info. Go See the World (It's All So Brand New): A PruCan Tangled AU for a friend's birthday. COMPLETE!! I may do something in this vein again, so just send me requests!! Happy Father's Day, Dads!: A BillDip future one shot. Bill and Dipper are married, and their kids try to give them a nice Father's Day. Plenty of sexual references, no real description, though. Complete. Fireworks and Ferris Wheels: An Ameripan oneshot for America's birthday. Pure, tooth-rotting fluff. Complete! The Baker and the Frog Prince: A FrUK Princess and the Frog AU. Done on request! Complete!! How to Fool a Castle of Wizards: A USUK and many other ships birthday fic for a friend. Basically, eight of my favourite nations go to Hogwarts in Harry's third year. Chaos ensues. Current chapter I'm working on: 4 Okay, so... Here's the stuff I'll write for! Any requests can be PM'ed to me, and I'll PROBABLY say yes. ANIME: Hetalia: Axis Powers Blue Exorcist D Gray-man My Hero Academia Seraph of the End Assassination Classroom No. 6 Yu Yu Hakusho Hunter x Hunter Fullmetal Alchemist Noragami Ouran High School Host Club Any questions about any not on the list? Ask me!BOOKS: Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/Trials of Apollo/Kane Chronicles/Magnus Chase (basically, THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE) Magesterium Harry Potter Lunar Chronicles Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices (haven't read the rest of the universe, so... just these two) Maze Runner Artemis Fowl Ms. Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children Any questions about any not on the list? Ask me!CARTOONS/COMICS: Danny Phantom Young Justice Young Avengers Ultimate Spider-man Teen Titans (I will refuse Go!. You have been warned) Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir Gravity Falls Voltron: Legendary Defender Any questions about any not on the list? Ask me!TV SHOWS: Forever Rizolli & Isles Arrow/Flash/Legends of Tomorrow Supernatural Doctor Who Sherlock Merlin Torchwood Sleepy Hollow Firefly Glee Any questions about any not on the list? Ask me!MOVIES (yes, I'm including movies based off of books. Heads up): Avengers 'verse X-Men 'verse Warm Bodies Chronicles of Narnia (I'm more comfortable with the movies. Don't kill me) Perks of Being a Wallflower Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons stuff (or any of these separately) Any questions about any not on the list? Ask me!GENERAL THINGS: NO MPREG!! I will write almost everything EXCEPT for mpreg. This has less to do with any objections I have to it, and more to do with the fact that I'm not comfortable writing it. BRING ON THE SLASH!! Within reason, of course. If you request a pairing, I may say no on the grounds that I don't think it will work. For example, (Hetalia fans, I'm looking at you here) I will refuse to do AmeriCan because I don't think it'll work AT ALL. If you like it, that's fine, but you'll never see me write it. LEMONS WITHIN REASON!! If you REALLY want one, I'll write it, but I'll also write a clean, LIME ONLY version to go along with it. Also, with lemons, I will only do it for SPECIFIC SHIPS. All in all, just have fun with your requests to me! They'll be up within 6 months. Hopefully... Also, I beta! And if you need German translations (Hetalia fans, pay attention), I'm pretty good with them! Just ask :)Heheheheheheheh... So, this is the information for my "The (Mis)Adventures of Albion and Columbia" series!! Here we go... (NOTE: This will be updated AS information comes up, to avoid spoilers) PAIRINGS: Main Pairing: USUK CODENAMES/POWERS/SPIRITS: Columbia/Alfred F. Jones: super strength, speed, agility, healing (Allen) SO, AWAY FROM SERIOUSNESS!! HERE'S SOME FUN STUFF: My Numbers:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Arthur and Hiccup? No. I don’t think those even EXIST. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Will? YES YES YES HE IS SO FUCKING HOT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Alfred got Kurama pregnant… oh dear. MY EYES!! That would be… very interesting… 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Danny… Most of the DP archive. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Allen and Arthur… yeah, I guess… I mean, they’re both gay as hell, so it wouldn’t be out of the question… and their personalities are compatible… so yeah, they’d make a good couple. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Yato/Danny or Yato/Killua… Yato/Killua. It makes a LOT more sense. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? If Jack walked in on Allen and Alfred kissing… J: Yo, Alfred! You wanna go and get some… *sees them kissing* Alfred (Am): Jack! Hi! It’s not what it looks like, I promise!! J: Oh, really? And what DOES this look like? Am: Um… Al: Um… I’m just gonna… yeah… *leaves* J: So… you and Allen? *evil grin* Am: Yes… please don’t tell Arthur!! J: I won’t… if you pay for the burgers for the next month. Am: Deal. 8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Alec/Killua… Post CoLS. A heartbroken Alec ends up in another universe, where he meets a mysterious white-haired assassin. Can Killua heal Alec’s broken heart? (crappy summary, I know) 9. Is there any such thing as a One/Thirteen fluff? Kanda/Mika… no. If you use Kanda’s first name, there’s another pairing that is called YuuMika, but it’s a different character. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Jack/Alfred… Feeling the Heat of Love 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Kurama… “Mrs. Potato Head” by Melanie Martinez (this is for one of my headcanons), “50 Ways to Say Goodbye” by Train, or “King of Anything” by Sara Bareilles. 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kanda/Arthur/Alfred… Warning: Death, destruction, swearing, and lemons follow. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yato… yesterday. 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6). Yuu and Jack are in a happy relationship until Jack runs off with Will. Yuu, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hiccup and a brief unhappy affair with Alfred, then follows the wise advice of Yato and finds true love with Arthur. What would you call this?? “A Not-So-Beautiful Mess?” This would NEVER WORK. 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Jack/Kurama… Brokenhearted. I’m a hardcore shipper of HiJack and YusukeKurama. 16 What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four kiss One? Will to kiss Kanda… Will is drunk and missing Jem. When a beautiful Asian boy wanders in front of him, he kisses him, thinking it’s Jem. But it’s not; it’s Kanda. (Yes, I am a Heronstairs shipper; sue me) 17. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Hiccup… yeah. Both. At least a couple of them. 18. What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness? Killua… “Gon, for once in your life you weren’t an idiot!!” 19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? For Killua to use on Allen… K: Hey, I hear there’s an all-you-can-eat buffet downtown. Wanna go? A: Sorry, I’m busy. Maybe another time. K: I’ll pay. A: NEVER MIND I’M COMING!! WAIT FOR ME!! 20. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Allen/Will/Yato… If they were wasted and doing it on a dare, yeah. But it would suck. 21. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? Will invites Alec and Kurama to dinner at his house. What happens? Will and Alec get in an argument over who’s the better Shadowhunter. Kurama sits there and eats his food. When Will and Alec pull out their weapons, Kurama ties them both to the wall, proving that he’s more badass than both of them. 22. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Danny tries to get Yato to go to a yoga class. What happens? Yato pulls Sekki on Danny, Danny blasts Yato, and they’re kicked out. The owner threatens to file a restraining order if they ever come back. 23. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Kanda or Arthur… Arthur. Kanda may murder me in my sleep. 24. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? Allen and Jack are making out. Killua walks in. His reaction? K: Allen, Lavi was wondering… *sees the hot make-out* J: Killua! Please don’t tell anyone!! K: *evil grin* What’ll you give me in return? A: ... I’ll help you murder one person of your choice. J: Same. K: Okay. later* Lavi: ALLEN!!! YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH JACK?! A & J: KILLUA!!! 25. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Alec falls in love with Arthur. Kurama is jealous. What happens? Kurama has a nice long “chat” with Alec about Arthur’s happiness. 26. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? Will jumps me in a dark alleyway. (NO!! WILL, baby, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!) Who comes to my rescue, Killua, Allen, or Jack? … Allen. One, he lives in England, so he’s get there the fastest. Two, he can teleport using the Ark, so he’d get there the fastest that way too. And three, he has Neah to back him up. Oh Will… you’re so screwed… I’ll bring pretty rocks to your gravesite. 27. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Kanda starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later… The building is on fire, Kanda is trying to kill people, and Allen and Lavi are cleaning up the mess. 28. 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? Alec has to marry either Kurama, Will, or Danny. Who does he choose? Probably Will. They’re both Shadowhunters, so there’s no law against them getting married. 29. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Jack kidnaps Allen and demands something from Yato for Allen’s release. What is it? Money. Jack broke. Well, so is Yato, but Jack doesn’t know that… 30. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? Kanda or Arthur… Arthur. We’d probably get along better. Plus, Artie’s cuter than Kanda… 31. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Killua challenges Will to a chariot race. Why? He was bored. Who wins? It’s a tie. They both suck. 32. Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell? Everyone gangs up on Alec. Does he stand a chance in hell? Yeah, he does. He might lose to Will or Kurama, but that’s about it. 33. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react? Everyone’s invited to Allen and Killua’s wedding except for Kurama. How does Kurama react? He’d just sneak in and be there anyway. Then later he’d ask them why he wasn’t invited. 34. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! JK. Why is Arthur afraid of Jack? Because Jack could freeze him solid. 35. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Killua tells everyone a fairy tale. How does it go? It’s one of the original Brother’s Grimm fairy tales. It goes over pretty well. 36. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? Kanda arrives late for Allen and Killua’s wedding. What happens and why is he late…? He bursts in and professes his undying love for Allen. He’s late because he was working up the nerve to tell Allen, and then he ran into some Akuma on the way there. 37. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Yato and Danny get roaring drunk and end up at my house. What happens…? (I’m N) N: *pulls out phone* Hey, Hiyori? Yeah, Yato’s drunk and he’s at my house… Can you please come get him?... Thanks. *hangs up; calls someone else* Hey Sam? Yeah, it’s me… Danny’s at my house and he’s drunk… Can you come get him?... Thanks! H: YATO, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A GOD!! STOP SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR YUKINE!!! *drags him off* S: DANIEL FENTON!!! YOU IDIOT!!! *drags him back home* 38. 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? Alec, Kurama, Arthur, and Will all go to the zoo for Kurama’s birthday. How does it go and what does Kurama get…? Kurama hides in the fox enclosure for a bit. Alec gets him some whips. Arthur gets him a bunch of seeds for his garden. Will gets him some books and a knife or something like that. 39. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? How I treat my fandom characters. I lock them in my panic room. 40. 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? Danny murders Allen’s best friend. What does Allen do…? Oh dear. Danny… I’ll bring pretty rocks to your gravesite. Allen has an angry Neah to back him up. Basically, Danny gets dragged on a near-death experience around the Ark, and then Allen kills him. 41. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1? Does Arthur or Kanda save himself…? Well, Arthur’s a gentleman, so he’d try to save Kanda. Kanda would just get Arthur out of danger anyway… and then Arthur would go back. So… either they’d both die, or they’d both barely survive. 42. Which one of them is most likely to fail at life? Hm… Yato. He’s just hopeless… 43. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? Yato is trapped in a cave, Killua rescues him. What happens… Killua chews Yato out for getting stuck, and then takes him out to lunch. Kill’s just that type of guy. 44. 3 starts a day camp. What happens? Alec starts a day camp. What happens…? Demons attack, Alec has to kill them all, and then the kids force Alec to give them self-defense lessons. 45. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Will, Arthur, and Jack are all doing the Hokey-Pokey. Kurama walks in. What happens…? Kurama takes some pictures for blackmail, and then leaves. 46. 1 starts to write a fanfiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? Kanda writes a fanfic where Danny and Killua are going out. What is Allen’s reaction…? A: *laughing* OH MY GOD THAT IS PERFECT!!!! K: Shut up, Moyashi. Ki: *deadpan* What. D: *blushes* Um… A: *continues laughing* 47. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Jack makes an apple pie. Is it good…? Hell yeah! Jack can totally bake, so it’d be delicious. And I don’t even like apple pie. 48. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? Kurama and Alec go camping, and forgot to bring food. What do they do…? They go hunting. Doi. 49. If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry? If Allen and Alec started going out, would Alfred be angry? No. He’s Alfred. One, he himself is gay. And two, he doesn’t care. Hell, he probably would have a betting pool on when they’re gonna get married. 50. (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10). Killua has been crushing on Allen for a while, that is until he figures out that Allen likes Arthur. Killua runs off and meets Kurama and Will who tell him to talk to Jack, who tells him to hook up with Kanda until Allen kills Kanda and ends up with Killua. What. The. Fuck. Was. That. That’s just… there are no words to describe this… 51. 9 kills 4. What is 3's reaction? Danny kills Will. Alec’s reaction? Oh dear. Danny, honey,... you’re so dead. A: You evil, evil ghost. *tries to murder Danny* D: *goes intangible* A: *pulls out phone* Hey Magnus? Can you come help me kill a ghost…? Thanks! time skip* M: DIE GHOST!!! *kills Danny with magic* 52. 13 plays a horror map with 5. Who's the most scared? Mika plays a horror map with Yato. Who’s the most scared? Yato. Mika doesn’t scare easily anymore. 53. 11 breaks 8's computer. What is 8's reaction? Hiccup breaks Kurama’s computer. Kurama’s reaction…? K: *the Grin of Death* Did you just break my computer? H: Um… maybe…? K: *continues grinning and pulls out Rose Whip* H: *gulp* I’m so dead, aren’t I? K: Yes, yes you are. |
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