Divergentshadowhunter99
 Author has written 10 stories for Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avengers. Hello my pen name is DivergentShadowhunter99. My real name is Nicole. I am 17 years old and I'm in what we call Year Thirteen or the second year of A Levels. 100 question answered truthfully about me: 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have one on my wrist where in year eight (Twelve to thirteen years old if you are foreign to me) and I was running because my friend had stolen my locker keys and someone was standing with one of their legs stuck put behind them and me being such a klutz managed to trip over the leg and sprain my wrist as well as cutting it on a shard of glass on the floor which I landed on. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? I have shelves for most of my stuff, like tons of posters, my GOT calendar, a drawing of a horse, and a picture of me and my sister's when we were younger and on holiday. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not really, I only snore if I have a really bad cold. 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Pretty much anything though rock music is probably my favourite if I had to choose. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 03:00 in the morning. Yes I was very awkward 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Not entirely sure, probably for the next season of Voltron Legendary Defenders because that's my most recent obsession. 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Probably my friends 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books and DVD's, my music 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About 5ft4 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Occasionally if it's really really small. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Probably Moffat. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? A fruity smell 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Anything that would remind me of a fictional character who I love 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Nowhere because I am most likely to die alone but if I did then it would have to be somewhere really strange like a bookshop or a theme park 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? I don't really like coffee so energy drink it is. 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Just a margarita will do for me 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Oreos, ice cream, chocolate sauce and sprinkles. It tastes so nice. 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don't know 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I am in my knees 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't really pay that much attention to my clothing brand really 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I have a golden lab called Samson 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Can you stop from falling in love? 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Um probably saying it to their face or writing them a letter/ note 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 23 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Both. 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Probably a member of my family. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Probably when people judge others by picking on them for a certain reason, bullies, teachers when they start talking about self harming and mental illnesses and diseases like they're a really unemotional thing, and when really annoying people keep yelling across the classroom when you're sitting next to one because it sucks when you're a very anti-social person such as myself. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in England to start with and I've never been to the USA. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Umm I'm not really that sure probably the fact that I have really bad trust issues, and I'm awfully stubborn 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope 37. FIRST JOB? Looking after my dad's friends ferrets if that counts 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Not me personally but I have been there when my friends have done one 39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Reading. 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Umm my school grades probably. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I barely plan a week ahead of me so I have no idea. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Um, not entirely sure. None at the moment though so none I guess. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not my first name but my middle name was the same and my step Nanna's middle name 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? When I was younger I did. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? 2 in 1 Tesco's and L'Oreal conditioner 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really it changes with my mood so one moment it's stupidly small and hard too read and next minute it's massive and still hard to read. Yeah not many people can read my handwriting which is why I hate reading my work out to people because I get to one part and then I'm just like the hell does that say? 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Umm Chicken? 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Quoting books/TV shows/Movies especially at inappropriate times, mishearing things, randomly tuning into a conversation (that's probably the worse because I have a pretty sick mind) 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Umm I don't really have one 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe... 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Um, normally ranting or stressing I guess? 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Probably at my best friends Grace's house. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My mum's doll which I named Holly. 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Um probably not all that many? 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Sadly, yes. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, not at all... *Sarcastic* 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese. 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? That they don't care about what I look like, but who I am and they have to have a pretty good sense of humour and probably should read books 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Nicky, Cola, Nicola, Squit, and Hannah's little sister. 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Does like the entire cast of Hamilton count? 68. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I don't have an absolute favourite but I like mostly fantasy/sci-fi/adventure stuff like Doctor Who and Voltron Legendary Defenders, although I also love crime shows like NCIS and Criminal Minds. But I suppose if I had to choose one it'd have to be Game of Thrones. 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? ... I don't know what that is so I'll just skip this one. 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookie dough 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes. 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Umm does sitting on a treadmill and then my friends flinging me off it count as working out? If so then it's been like two months if not maybe slightly more. 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes there was... It was about Mashed Potatoes and Mac and Cheese 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't have a car, so I don't know 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't mind if they do or not. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My music which is, at the moment, A Love Like War by All Time Low ft Vic 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Um a mug of Pepsi 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend Alex 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Um probably their eyes, I don't really know. 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Don't have a clue 81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE? Homework 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December because it is one of the most likely months for it to snow and I can also sing random Christmas songs without being told off by my parents. 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Probably a Leo 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown at the top and then coppery blonde from like my shoulders down 86. EYE COLOR? They change colour 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? KFC 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Guardians of the Galaxy 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas Day because all of my family are there and we all sit in my lounge for the whole day and a vast majority of the night and it's normally funny at our Christmas meal because our crackers are bloody awful and don't always open. 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I can play the keyboard ... that's about the extent of my musical talent unless you count the triangle. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm not American so I'll also leave this blank 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Neither I don't particularly like physical contact as my friends can tell you 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A book (Six of Crows) 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have one. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Kill Order (The Maze Runner prequels) but it'll soon be my new book. 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Fictional and most likely dead. And in real life? Hahaha what do the words real love life even mean? I have written/writing ten stories so far, most of them are about The Mortal Instruments series though I do have one Avengers one and am currently writing for more fandoms at the same time. My fist one his story is called Rogue, this includes CIA agents and is a TMI fanfic and it is now finished. My second one is called Idris High, well you can guess what it's about and also a TMI. My third is called Awakening the dead which is basically a shadowhunter version of the tale sleepy hollow. My fourth is called At the Water's Edge, which is a crossover between TMI and Percy Jackson where all of them are demigods. My fifth one is called A quest for the rich and poor and well the description does it better so just read that. My sixth one is called The Demons Inside of us and it is an Avengers fanfic My seventh is called A pirates life which is obviously about Pirates but not just any pirates, there are shadowhunter pirates, also TMI My eighth is called My Guardian Angel and well kind of given away in the title and also a TMI fanfic My ninth one is A Midnight Arrow and again a TMI fanfiction And my tenth one is Morning Star and once again a TMI fanfiction My fandoms are: Harry Potter, Game of Thrones The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices/Shadowhunter Chronicles (Pretty much anything to do with Shadowhunters) Voltron Legendary Defenders, Divergent, Percy Jackson/ Heroes of Olympus, The Hunger Games, Marvel (both comics and films) Deltora Quest, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Inheritance Cycle , Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Lord of the Rings/ The hobbit, The Companion Quartet series, Morganville Vampires series, House of night series, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Gone series, Hush Hush series, The Chronicles of Siala, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon A Time, Merlin, Supernatural, Robbin Hood, Anna dressed in blood, Criminal minds, NCIS, any CSI, The Maze Runner, H.I.V.E, Time Riders, I am number four (I can't remember the actual series name), Legend, Guardians of Time, The Cry of the Icemark, Wind Singer (also I can't remember the name of the series and I think this is the second book of the series but it's the only one I can remember), Death Note, Lockwood & Co series, Magisterium Series, Ranger's Apprentice, The Fall, The Mentalist, and many many more that actually have practically no fandom. My favourite stuff: Colours: TARDIS blue, dark purple and black Non fictional animals: Wolf and Snow Leopard Fictional Animal: Dragon Thunderbirds Food: Chocolate (Dauntless) cake, and blue food :3 Drink: Hot chocolate (with cream and marshmallows if possible) My hobbies: Fangirling, shipping, eating, reading, tumblr, shipping, fangirling, swimming, eating, reading, watching TV shows and movies, tumblr, fangirling Favourite Music: Not particularly bothered, but rock music if I had to choose just one. My ships from my fandoms: Harry Potter: Jily, sort of on board with Drarry but not quite Game of Thrones: GendryxArya, JonxYgritte, sort of on board for JaimexBrienne Voltron Legendary Defenders: Klance, Shallura, HunkxShay Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus: Pernico, Percabeth, Jiper, SilinaxBeckondorf, Caleo The Hunger Games: Clato, and kind of Finnick/Katniss but I also sort of ship Finnick/Annie so I don't really know The Mortal Intruments: Malec, Clace, LukexJocelyn The Infernal Devices: Heronstairs, Wessa, Herlotte, Sophian, Cecerail Divergent: Fourtris, Chrisill Marvel: Spideypool, mostly torn between Frostiron, Stony, and Stucky, Cherik Deltora Quest: Lasmine, Barda/Lindal Chronicles of Ancient Darkness: Renn and Torak Inheritance cycle: Eragon and Arya (I think that's how you spell it) Doctor Who: Nine/TenxRose (I'm not bothered which one because I personally think Nine and Rose were more likable but ten and Rose were also kind cute) and also the doctor and Captain Jack Harkness Sherlock: JOHNLOCK ALL THE WAY! Hey! (Okay that kind of went into a jingle bells tune which I am so sorry about there.) Companions Quartet series: Col and Connie Sleepy Hollow: Ichabbie Once Upon a time: Captain Swan, Outlaw Queen, Snowing, Rumbelle Merlin: Merthur Supernatural: Destiel The Maze Runner: ... Newtmas NCIS: Tiva, McAbby Legend: Dayxjune Well as some of my friends are very annoying they have challenged me to spell my names out with fictional characters and publish it on here as a dare so if I am boring you please feel free to skip all of this as I get I ramble on loads. My Pen name: (No numbers as I can't do that as far as I'm aware) Divergentshadowhunter. Yep this should be fun. D- Day (Legend) I- Isabelle Lightwood (The Mortal Instruments) V- Valkyrie Cain (Skulduggery Pleasant) E- Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds) R- Reyna (Heroes of Olympus) G- Greg Lestrade (Sherlock (or is it Graham or Gavin) E- Emma Swan (Once Upon A Time) N- Nico (Percy Jackson/ Heroes of Olympus) T- Tannith Low (Skulduggery Pleasant) S- Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) H- Harlod (Chronicles of Siala) A- Allura (Voltron Legendary Defenders D- Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds) O- Olaf (Frozen/ Disney) W- Wolf (Okay this is kinda cheating as it's a wolf but still a character right? And there are chapters of his point of view so I'm counting him) (Chronicles of Ancient Darkness) H- Henry Branwell (The Infernal Devices) U- Uriah (Divergent) N- Newt (The Maze Runner) T- Tobias Eaton/ Four (Divergent) E- Elsa (Frozen) R- Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon A Time) Favourite Quotes from some of my fandoms: "That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain" - Simon Lewis, The Mortal Instruments "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"- Jace Herondale, The Mortal Instruments "I'll just have them change demonology textbooks from 'Almost extinct' to 'Not extinct enough for Alec. He likes his monsters really, really extinct."- Jace Herondale, The Mortal Instruments "I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats," he said. "Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Jace', or 'Hot Stuff.''' "You did not just say that." "You don't like 'Hot Stuff'? You think 'Sweet Cheeks' might be better? 'Love Crumpet'? Really, that last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically, my family is British-"- Jace Herondale and Clary Fray- The Mortal Instruments "Try not to murder any of my guests" - Magnus Bane, The Mortal Instruments "Go ahead, hang your head out the window if you need to." "I'm a werewolf not a golden retriever." - Clary Fray and Luke Garroway, The Mortal Instruments "Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black than the Widows of our Enemies since 1234." - Jace Herondale, The Mortal Instruments "I don't remember the Clave inviting you to the Glass City Magnus Bane." "They didn't, your wards are down." "Really? I hadn't noticed." "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." *Turns to Luke* "Tell him the wards are down."- Magnus Bane and another character who's name I don't know, The Mortal Instruments "I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider."- Simon Lewis, The Mortal Instruments "I think she just asked if she could touch my mango."- Jace Herondale The Mortal Instruments "Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in 'y'."- Jace Herondale, The Mortal Instruments Isabelle:Well, while you were off trapping vampires, I was uptown fighting off a Hydra demon. With Clary. Jace: With Clary? You took her demon hunting with you? Isabelle- Isabelle:Of course not. She was already well into the fight by the time I got there. Jace: But how did you know—? Isabelle:She texted me. So I went. Jace: She texted you? Is she all right? Did she get hurt? Isabelle:Yes, she’s bleeding to death upstairs, but I thought I’d avoid telling you right away, because I like to draw the suspense out. "Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” - The Hunger Games “Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" "You and a syringe against the Capitol?? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans." - Haymitch, The Hunger Games "Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine’s ‘genuphobia.’ It means an unreasonable fear of knees.” “What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?” inquired Jessamine." - The Infernal Devices "Tessa: They're not hideous. Will: What? Tessa: Gideon and Gabriel. They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all. Will: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls. Tessa: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale? Will: Mauve" - The Infernal Devices "Will: Did you just kiss me? Magnus: No. Will: I thought- Magnus: On occasion the aftereffects of the painkilling spells can result in hallucinations of the most bizarre sort. Will: Oh. How peculiar." - The Infernal Devices "Will Herondale: Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck"- The Infernal Devices "Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. "That's us," he said "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked. "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested. "Oh, shut up." - Percy Jackson “Braccas meas vescimini!” I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant ‘Eat my pants!” - Percy Jackson “I’m Dylan. I’m so cool. I want to date myself, but I don’t know how! You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!” - Heroes of Olympus Annabeth: "The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her. Percy: "They must really like olives." Annabeth: "Oh forget it. Percy: "Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand." Hook: Sparkly dirt. Wonderful. - OUAT Mr Gold: perhaps it's your fertilizer- OUAT Hook: Oh, that's a great use of our time- a wardrobe change - OUAT Jefferson/ Mad Hatter: You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solutions for their problems but everyone refuses to believe in magic.- OUAT Graham: I thought you were a wolf. Mr Gold: Did I forget to shave?- OUAT Fred and George: We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! - Harry Potter George: And I've always thought Fred and I should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams. - Harry Potter Luna: You're just as sane as I am. - Harry Potter Ron: I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret ... - Harry Potter Ron: What in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y fronts was that about? - Harry Potter Ron: Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it’s a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born, Harry… - Harry Potter Ron: Percy wouldn't recognise a joke is it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cosy. - Harry potter Ron: When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we’re going to be having a shufti to see if it’s solid, aren’t we, we’re not going to be asking, ‘Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?’ - Harry Potter Ron: You need you inner eye tested if you ask me. - Harry Potter I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - Harry Potter "There's no point in being grown up, if you can't be childish sometimes." - The Doctor, Doctor Who "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes "Saving people, hunting things. The family business." - Supernatural "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it." - Dean Winchester, Supernatural "Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick." - Supernatural "I lost my shoe." - Sam Winchester, Supernatural "I'm a leg!" - Hunk, Voltron Legendary Defenders "I like peanut butter and I like peanut butter cookies, but I hate peanuts. They're so dry! Also, I sweat a lot, in general. Unrelated to the peanuts." - Pidge, Voltron Legendary Defenders THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go. Dear bullies, Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate. STUPID PRODUCT LABELS: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Oops! Too late!). Repost if you thought this was hilarious IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting Okay guys for me as in a person this is when I used to like pop music more than rock so please don't judge me too harshly. Opening Credits: Smile by McFly (Not bad) Waking Up: Breaking Free from High School Musical (Well that's just plain embarrassing here. But at least it's catchy right?) First Day At School: F*king Perfect by Pink (Dammit I'm screwed) Falling In Love: Ignorance by Paramore (Um not the worst but okay then) Fight Song:Time Bomb by All Time Low (Ironic here) Breaking Up: You give love a bad name by Bon Jovi (Really Ironic here) Prom night: Taking over me by Lawson (Interesting choice MP3) Life: Ready or not by Bridgit Mendler (Um okay then) Mental Breakdown: Breathe slow by Alesha Dixon (Really?) Driving: Bet on it by Troy Bolton from High school musical 2 (Um okay this is extremely embarrassing now two HSM songs for this.) Flashback: Walk away from HSM 3 (I'm so ashamed of my MP3 here) Getting back together: Love story by Taylor Swift (Not the worst) Wedding: A thousand years by Christina Perri (Good song really) Birth of Child: Sound of the underground by Girls Aloud (Not sure about this one but okay then) Final Battle: Obviously by McFly (Um right okay then) Funeral Song: You are the music in me by Troy and Gabriella from HSM 2 (Really MP3 couldn't have chosen a better one huh? That freaking four of them now!) Final Credits: A Team by Ed Sheeran (Okay then.) 5 really good comebacks: 1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice. (Sorry if this is slightly immature but I really love them) PLEASE PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices x= what is right about these pieces of information for me, - is what I sort of do/did and o is for not at all YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL x's:18 TOTAL /'s: 5 TOTAL o's: 2 YOUR GIRL SIDE: oYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL x's: 6 TOTAL /'s: 4 TOTAL o's:14 CONCLUSION: I'm more like a guy then I am a girl which is maybe not so good considering that I am a girl Things to do on an Elevator 1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5.MEOW occasionally. 6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7.SAY 'DING' at each floor. 8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21.SWAT at flies that don't exist. out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..." IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At. TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Hey guys, lets see who I am more likely to be a child of hey? The bold writing will be what's correct about me and the normal writing will be what's incorrect about me. CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac 4/10 for Zeus CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 9/10 for Poseidon CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 7/10 for Hades CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 5/10 for Demeter CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 5/10 for Ares CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (I wouldn't know about that here) You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful 5/10 for Athena CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. (Apparently I am) You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 4/10 for Apollo HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 8/10 for Artemis CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 3/10 for Hephaestus CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 for Aphrodite CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 6/10 for Hermes CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 3/10 for Dionysus Okay guys here's my list of who's child I'm most likely to be: 1)Poseidon with 9/10 (Yay! Wait does this mean I can't date Percy because I'm his sister? Dammit oh well I suppose that I can have Nico even if he's gay. Or Leo.) 2) Hunter of Artemis with 8/10 (Yay hunter!) 3)Hades with 7/10 (Go my friend's dad!) 4)Hermes with 6/10 (Woooh! Go Hermes!) 5) Athena, Demeter, Ares with 5/10 (Demeter seriously? Athena isn't too bad and neither is Ares I suppose) 6)Zeus with 4/10 (No I don't think that lighting is very me) 7) Hephaestus and Dionysus with 3/10 (Not too bad but oh well their not my favourite gods) 8) Aphrodite with 0/10 (Haha lol not for me then) Conclusion: I am a child of Poseidon and definitely not a child of Aphrodite (Ehehehe not that I expected any different). 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! Goverment Association huddle together in the center of the basketball court. - Severed Heads, Broken Hearts by Robyn Schneider. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? My converses that I brought today 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Rise of the Guardians (again) with my sisters 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 21:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 21:01 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My sister laughing at NCIS on her laptop 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today to play with one of my eight second cousins. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? I was looking at my writing for my next chapter of my story 9. What are you wearing Black leggings, black socks, black top with a tiger on it and my underwear of course. 10. Did you dream last night? I don't remember. 11. When did you last laugh Today when me and my friend were talking about Allegiant because she started to read it today when she told me that she'd wait until Tuesday for me to get it to read but oh well. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Posters 13. Seen anything weird lately? Depends on what you call weird really. 14. What do you think of this quiz? ... um I don't know? 15. What is the last film you saw? Rise of the Guardians 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy a building and make it into Hogwarts so orphans or anyone who is having trouble at home can stay there 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Okay this is probably really strange to everyone who doesn't know me but I am really interested in psychology and murders 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Save all the animals who are being poached or hunted down and killed or find a cure for serious illnesses such as dementia and cancer 19. Do you like to dance? Nope, partially because I don't dance 20. Obama: The president of the USA right? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Um I never really thought about it so I don't really know 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes. 24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? To be honest I don't think I'd ever go to heaven and I'm pretty sure hell is afraid I'll take over and has put a restraining order against me Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody ,tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super proof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, beyblademaster, DragonFang2011,Kittyhuntress, IHeartUCato, DivergentInsurgent, Divergentshadowhunter99 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. I stopped fighting my inner-demon. We're on the same side now. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. (ME!) Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! SlinkyEscalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I might not be all of these, but I hate pretty much any stereotype.) A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Okay Guys I'm sorry about this but I have to put these up as they made me almost die laughing. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms" House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf” A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms. I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again. Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black. I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade. I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell. Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways. Shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. I will not run through the halls shouting “Snape kills Dumbledore!” I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves. Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise. "42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June. Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying. The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research. I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again. Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention. Hagrid is not to be referred to as “Gargamel” is not trying to capture the house elves for use in making a potion. Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard. will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. I will not shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” every time I pass Dumbledore in a corridor. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda. Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either. I am not the wicked witch of the west. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention. Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic. Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace. I will not loudly tell Hermione that “THE MARAUDER’S MAP ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR STALKING LOCKHART!” in front of a large group of Slytherins. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Um probably the fourth book. Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Hard question, I guess either the first or the third Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Harry, Luna, Hermione, Sirius and Lupin What house do you prefer to be in? Either Ravenclaw or Slytherin Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Peeves? I mean he's not a ghost but still he's my favourite of the sort of floaty things. What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Potions or Defense against the Dark arts Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Lupin Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker Who do you want to make friends with? Harry, Luna and book Ginny If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? book Ginny or Luna Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because they are both awesome Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna What pet would you get? An owl ... unless the ban on dragons was lifted then I'd chose a dragon or if I found a phoenix then I'd have that but owls are also pretty cool If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Um not sure really If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Sure. If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? ... Um I would probably be like ... *faint* What would be his reaction to your reaction? Probably like ... 'ah crap, found another fangirl." If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Luna or Harry If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Maybe More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? ... No clue Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Um no one I don't think. Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Again with no one. What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black. What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? bubblegum Pink What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue for her yule ball dress from the books What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Emerald Green What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Really dark green Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope. If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Feliics, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I wouldn't drink it, I would save it. Do you like the books more or the movies? THE BOOKS!!!! Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? I love all of them What would your Patronus take shape in? Probably a dragon What would be your Animagus form? A wolf What subject do you want to be the best in? Potions or DADA This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Hermione or Cho? Hermione. James Potter or Snape? James Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid. The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Both Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. Harry or Ron? Harry Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Hermione or Ginny? Book Ginny but if it's films then Hermione Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? LUNA!! Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs Death Eaters or Aurors? AURORS!! Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore. Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First Is this survey fun or boring? Fun! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Read the whole thing if you’re against child abuse: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of sh*t!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people -You walk outside to your car and some old women walking down the street and you run inside screaming. Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!" Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!" Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" I'm that girl who is always alone. I have one friend per school year, and that's it. I sit in the corner and read instead of gossiping or painting my nails. I don't let anyone in. I put up a wall, suggesting that I am badass, powerful, and slightly moody. But inside, I'm broken. I realized that I honestly don't care about anything, other than drawing, reading, and writing. I'm writing a book series, can easily get lost in the world of the supernatural. I draw during class and dance around when no one is looking. I am the girl who truly doesn't care about what her parents think. I'm the one who writes in her spare time. I'm that girl who has everyone fooled. They think I'm weak. Inferior. Unsuccessful. I'm the girl with a dream. If this applies to you then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1, and rcs17, Divergentshadowhunter99..."let's all be psychos together!" The Insanity Test Okay guys lets see how insane I am. This should be fun! And the x's are what I do. X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. X You type with three fingers or less. X You have fallen asleep in class. X You use your fingers to do simple math. You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. X You break a lot of things. x You say "what" and "huh" a lot. Grand total: 32 Now divide that by 38 and times by 100. My score: 84.2105263 % insane. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' 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