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Favorite Quotes:

Quotes from Love Actually

"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around" (Prime Minister; Love Actually).

"I'm afraid that there's somethin' really wrong, you know. I mean, clearly it's about this mum, but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know" (Daniel).
"At the age of eleven?" (Karen).
"Well, maybe not his eyeballs then. Maybe just his veins" (Daniel; Love Actually).

"So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it mum or is it something else?" (Daniel)
"You really want to know?" (Sam)
"I really want to know"
"Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?"
"Even if that's the case, yeah."
"Okay. Well, the truth is... actually... I'm in love."
"Sorry?"
"I know I sould be thinking about mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is, I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it."
"Aren't you a bit young to be in love?"
"No."
"Oh, well, okay... right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved."
"Why?"
"Well, because I though tit would be something worse."
"Worse than the total agony of being in love?"
"Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony" (Love Actually).

"...and what does she- he- feel about ya?"
(Daniel).
"*She* doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven" (Sam; Love Actually).

"He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy actually, in the end" (Natalie).
"Ah! You know, um, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered" (Prime Minister).
"Thank you sir. I'll think about it."
"Do. The S.A.S. are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away" (Love Actually).

[answering a phone call from his sister Karen] "I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?" (Prime Minister).

"Mia's very pretty" (Karen).
"Is she?" (Harry).
"You know she is, darling. Be careful there." (Karen).

"I don't want something I need. I want something I want- something pretty" (Mia to Harry; Love Actually).

"Loitering around the jewelry section I see!" (Karen).
"No. I was just looking around" (Harry).
"Don't worry, my expectations are not that high after 13 years of Mr. "Oh-but-you-always-LOVE-scarves!"" (Love Actually)

"Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?" (Karen).
"What position is that?" (Harry).
"Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to someone else..."
"Oh, Karen..."
"Would you wait around to find out... would you wait around to find out if it was just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if, worst of all , it's a necklace and... love? Would you stay, knowing life would be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?" (Love Actually).

Baccano! Quotes

"Hey Isaac, I have a question"
"What is it Miria my dear"

"It's begun. It's too late now. There's no going back. I have become the Rail Tracer!" (Claire Stanfeild)

"It doesn't matter who I am. You can just think of me as the talking air." (Claire)

"Your ticket, please!" (Claire)

"So what if I'd spare him? In my mind it's the certainty in myself that I possess which allows me to have that kind of mercy or compassion. There's no wavering on that point. It's fixed like the stars. The fact is I'm never gonna be killed! So remember this: mercy and compassion are virtues that only the strong are privileged to possess. And I am strong." (Claire)

"This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm watching. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist either. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative; I just can't imagine myself dying. In other words, there is no way this world can completely disappear. But if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this world who won't disappear. The rest are just people I see as if in a dream." (Claire)

"Your brother killed some of my friends in a horrible way one year ago, right here. So I won't apologize." (Luck Gandor)

"We'll tan his hide" (Isaac Dinan )
"What if you can't"(Jacuzzi Splot)
We'll run and hide" (Miria Harvent)

Random Assortment of Shows/Movies/Video Games Quotes

"PASTAAAAAAA!" (Italy from Hetalia)

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this." (Legend of Zelda)

"NOM, NOM, NOM!" (Zekkyou/ EditZP on YouTube)

"No matter where you go... there you are" (Buckaroo Banzai in the adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th Dimension.)

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." (Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth)

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." and "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." (Steven Wright)

"Tell him about the Twinkie" (Winston Zeddimore from Ghostbusters)

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" (the old man from scene 24, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect- but, actually, from a nonlinear, nonsubjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff." (the 10th Doctor from Doctor Who.)

Quotes from C.C. Hunter's Shadow Falls Series

"A verbal menage a trois" (Della Awake at Dawn 339).

"I think the downside of being able to change into anything is the fear that you don't know who you really are" (Kylie Taken at Dusk).

"I became blinded by what I thought I needed to do. I was wrong. I was stupid. But not for one minute did I ever stop loving you. And that's why I deserve to be forgiven" (Lucas Parker Chosen at Nightfall).

"No cold feet?" (Holiday).
"My feet are always cold. I'm a vampire... and if I remember correctly, you complained about that last night.' He slowed down and slipped his arm around Holiday. "Marrying you doesn't scare me a bit. I't s the best thing that could ever happen to me. I'd never run out on you. I'll be the first one to the church" (Burnett Chosen at Nightfall 132).

Quotes from L. J. Smith's Night World Series

“Hey don’t I know you? That was the thing she didn’t know him- but she felt that she should. She also felt as if someone had reached inside her and touched her spine with a live electric wire. It was extremely not-enjoyable. The room turned vaguely pink. Also not-enjoyable. But somehow when you put it all together, it made a kind of trembly dizziness like…” (Mary-Lynette Daughters of Darkness)

“Don’t you just hate that, you meet a girl and she seems pretty nice and you tell all your friends and then before you know it she turns out to be a vampire. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?” (Mark Daughters of Darkness)

"I can't think at this hour in the morning, I don't have a brain yet." (Ash)
"It's almost noon." (Kestrel Daughters of Darkness)

"“But we're not kids. We can't be like Jade and Mark, and just hold hands and giggle and never think about the future.", "No we're only solemates, that’s all. We're only destined to be together forever..." (Mary-Lynnette/ Ash Daughters of Darkness)

“I know. I’ll come back anyway. And in the meantime I’ll fight dragons, just like any knight for his lady. I’ll prove myself. You’ll be proud of me. For a moment in the deep violet twilight, he did look to Mary-Lynnette like a knight walking off on a quest. A knight-errant with shining blond hair and no weapons, going off into a very dark and dangerous wilderness. Then he turned around and walked backward, waving, which ruined the effect.” (Ash/Mary-Lynette Daughters of Darkness)

“Even when we’re apart, we’ll be looking at the same sky!” (Ash Daughters of Darkness)

“And when she looked back into the gray-flecked green eyes, she knew he felt it too. A sort of piercing sweetness, a dizzying exhilaration. And- a connection. As if something deeper than words was being communicated. I know you. I see what you see… “(Thea Spellbinder)

"The paths to enlightenment are many Grasshopper. Grasshopper? Maybe I should call you Dragonfly. You are sort of iridescent. There're lots of other insects, but Dung Beetle sounds sort of insulting. . . .” (Angel from Dark Angel)

“Thanks but I like my brain cells. Maybe if you had more respect for yours you wouldn’t be flunking biology.” (Gillian Dark Angel)

“This kitten has claws.” (Rashel The Chosen)

“Oh, my God! You're Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” (Daphne The Chosen)

“You’re wearing normal clothes.” (Daphne)
“Rashel glanced down at her sweater and jeans. “Yeah, the ninja outfit’s just my career uniform.” (Rashel The Chosen)

“Every time I meet you, I seem to end up hog-tied and unconscious. It's getting monotonous.” (Quinn The Chosen)

“Because I’m going crazy.” (Hannah)
“Because you write notes? Um, poison pen letters, compulsive memo taking. . .?” (Paul the psychologist Soulmate)

“Rule Number One of living with humans. Always wash the blood off before coming in the house.” (Jez Huntress)

“In blue fire, the final darkness is banished.
In blood the final price is paid.
Four to stand between the light and the shadow,
Four of blue fire, power in their blood.
Born in the year of the blind Maiden’s vision;
Four less one and darkness triumphs.”
(prophecy poem Huntress)

“One from the land of kings long forgotten;
One from the hearth that still holds the spark;
One from the Day World where two eyes are watching;
One from the twilight to be one with the dark.”
(second prophecy poem)

“You heard me. I don’t care who your friends are, Jez. I don’t even care that you came back to use me. I’m just glad that you came back. We’re soulmates and nothing can change that.” (Morgead Huntress)

“Are you going to try to kill me now? Or is the engagement just off?” (Jez Huntress)

“Tell Hugh . . .” she whispered.
“Tell Hugh your freaking self! He’s right here! And you’re not going anywhere.” (Jez and Morgead Huntress)

“Listen to me, Jez. There's no reason for you to die—”
Jez couldn’t manage a smile anymore, or a sentence. But she whispered gently, “Wood . . . poison.”
”No it isn't! Not to humans. And you're half human, Jez. You're vampire enough to survive something that would kill a human, but you're human enough not to be poisoned by wood." (Morgead and Jez Huntress p. 232)

“DON’T YOU DARE DIE ON ME, JEZABEL! DON’T YOU DARE! Or I’ll follow you to the next world and KILL you.” (Morgead Huntress)

“I love you, you stupid human, I can’t live without you. Don’t you know that?” (Morgead)
“I told you never to call me Jezabel.” (Jez Huntress)

“I love you, I did love you. Always remember that.” (Delos Black Dawn)

“You shouldn’t even be allowed to dream about me.” (Delos Black Dawn)

“Love is for weak people. It’s a delusion. And it can be deadly.” (Delos Black Dawn)

“You don’t really believe that. Unless you practice being stupid—” (Keller Witchlight)

“And just how did she make you two turn around and come back for us, by the way?" (Keller)
"You heard it. Volume control. She kept screaming like—well, I don’t know what screams like that. You’d be surprised how effective it is.” (Winnie)
“You’re agents of Circle Daybreak; you’re supposed to be immune to torture.”(Keller Witchlight)

“There’s something . . . something I have to remember. . .” (Keller)
“I love you,” (Galen)
“Yes, but there’s something I’ve forgotten. . .” (Keller)
“We’re together. I don’t want to remember anything else.”
(Galen Witchlight)

“The gratitude became something different, something more like . . . recognition. It was as if Iliana were discovering Galen all at once, seeing everything in him that Keller had been slowly learning to see. They’re both . . .Keller wanted to think idiots, but the word wouldn't come. All she ended up with was the same. Both of them. Idealists. Openhearted. Trying to rescue everyone. They’re perfect for each other.” ( Keller's inner thoughts, Witchlight)

“Iliana, don’t play dumb blond with me right now, or I’ll have to kill you.” (Keller Witchlight)

“I am a witch and the daughter of a witch. Mine was the hand that took your power; mine was that hand that buried you in silence. Hecate was the most ancient of my mothers. Hecate's hand is my hand now.” (Iliana Witchlight)

Quotes from Rick Riordan's Series

"I'll have a cheeseburger and- Ahhh! My friend's on fire! Get a bucket!" (Jason Grace's inner thoughts The Lost Hero)

"They're Lares. House gods." (Hazel)
"House gods, like... smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?" (Percy The son of Neptune)

"People who bought this item also bought GARDEN GNOME SOLAR PATIO LIGHT and FLAMING SPEAR OF DEATH. buy all three and save 12%" (The Son of Neptune)

"Um... is that thing tame?" (Frank)
"I don't think so. He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'" (Percy)

Random Assortment of other book Quotes

“Come on down to the Wiff and spit. Snuff it up and spit it out.” (Lewis, Dark Visions)

“I held you in my hand, Wanderer. And you were so beautiful.” (Ian, from the Host)

“Walls have ears. Doors have eyes. Trees have voices. Beasts tell lies. Beware the rain. Beware the snow. Beware the man, you think you know.” (Incarceron)

"I don't wanna! You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at midnight, being chased by ninja Vampires. No Deal!" (Shelton from Seizure)

Quotes from fanfictions

Abandon by Batsutousai
"Ah. I keep forgetting all about your job, don't I?" Harry
"Yes. I'm afraid that taking over the world it rather tedious." Tom sighed regretfully.

The cameraman of Gryffindor House gave Harry a quick glance. “Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find you?”
“No. I always know where I am.”
‘Except for when he doesn’t.’ Gin offered, coming over to stand next to her brother. She pulled two photos out of the binder on the floor next to Colin. ‘Here. Give one to Marcus.’

With You by MidnightEmber
"Minions?" Harry questioned with a small smirk.
"I hardly believe people who cower in fear of you can be called friends." Voldemort answered wearily

Turn by Sara's Girl
Harry takes his, snaps the crunchy shell and extracts his slip of paper. "When walking the road less travelled, watch out for unexpected bears."
"It is very difficult to find a cat in a darkened room, especially if it's not there," Ginny reads. "Well, that's good to know."
Draco coughs. "Inflated heads gather cobwebs from humble ceilings."

"Hang on." He frowns and gets up, crossing the room and bellowing into the fire: "Kerensa! Can I have another tea tray, please?"
Harry doesn't quite catch the response, but Blaise sighs and shoots him a pained look before replying: "There was nothing wrong with the other one. I quite arbitrarily decided to throw it on the floor. Now I need another one because Harry Potter is in my office."

"...I'd forgotten about him," Blaise groans. "Alright, give me five minutes. Tell him I'm... I don't know. Tell him I'm having tea with the Queen. Tell him I'm making pancakes. Tell him something—you're creative enough."

Sealed With a Kiss by faithwood
"I've been thinking," Potter declared.
Draco sighed exaggeratedly. "I'll consider it beneath me to comment on that. It's too easy."
"Prat." Potter shook his head, then continued, "See, the way things stand now—you have no clothes, no books, no personal belongings whatsoever—"
"Are you trying to depress me? That's rude."
"You have me, so you can't be depressed."
"Cute," Draco snorted, privately thinking Potter had a good point.
"And..." Potter grinned widely. "No one in Hogwarts knows you're here. So, technically, you could just—"

"Stay here in your dormitory for the rest of the holidays like your own personal naked sex slave?"

Potter blinked. "Well, I planned to use a different term, but if you're comfortable with a naked sex slave label, who am I to disagree? I'm glad we understand one another so perfectly." Potter beamed at him and Draco couldn't help smiling back.

"It's tempting, actually," Draco admitted, but then sneaked a quick glance at Potter before looking away. "But, er, I thought we might go down for breakfast tomorrow morning."
Potter frowned. "You'd still be naked, right?"
Draco pretended he was considering the possibility. "No, I don't think so," he said solemnly. He was beginning to fear he wasn't making himself clear. "I meant, we could go together. Like a couple."
"A couple of naked sex slaves?"
Draco sighed again. "Could you focus, Potter? Nobody is naked in my version of events."
"Well, then I don't like it."
"Potter."
Potter cocked his head, his smile wavering. "You're serious? People will see us and know we're together. Naked or not. I don't trust myself to keep my hands off you."
"That's the idea." Draco frowned. "I mean, people knowing, not you groping me. And again, no one will be naked. Stop distracting me, Potter! I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you."
Potter made a brave attempt at trying to look serious, but he failed miserably. His grin threatened to split his face in half. "You mean it? Because I meant what I said—I don't want to push you."
Draco narrowed his eyes and deepened his voice. "For now," he said dangerously, imitating Potter's statement in front of the broom shed.
Potter laughed. "I do mean it. We don't have to rush. Aren't you, er, embarrassed? Or worried?"
"No! Not embarrassed," Draco assured. "Well, I am worried. However, I seemed to be suffering from a sever case of Gryffindoritis at the moment, so we might as well do it while I'm still infected."
"Is this a bad time to tell you they've never found a cure for that disease?"
"One only has to drink a Wisdom Potion and the pesky disease will be defeated."
Potter snorted, but then bit his lip. "What about your friends? They seemed appalled, if not a little disgusted, when they found me in your bed."
"Hmm. I don't know who those people were, to be honest. I never saw them in my life," Draco claimed, but after Potter's hand reached beneath the covers as though to tickle him, he quickly added, "They weren't disgusted. Blaise knew about the potion and he thought I had enchanted you. And Greg, well, that's just his face."
"I see." Potter shook his head in disbelief. "And your parents?"
"Oh, they like me. They'll accept it, eventually. They'll probably lock me in the dungeons for a few months, feed me worms and order the house-elves to whip me, but that's not so bad; I can withstand it for you." Draco batted his eyelashes. "The house-elves are old; their whipping skills aren't what they used to be—"
"You are making this up, right?"
"Indeed, I am." Draco nodded. "Nothing can diminish house-elves' whipping skills."
"Draco..."
Laughing, Draco shook his head. "It'll be fine. Don't worry about my parents. Er," Draco reconsidered. "Well, I don't have to worry about my parents; you should probably worry, though. I wouldn't put it past my father to lock you in the dungeons. However, if he tries, I will protect you."

"Yes. No. Yes." Draco grimaced, troubled. "I mean, if the house-elves don't wash my clothes and if Mother doesn't send me my trunk, then well, no offence, but I will not go out in public wearing your... your..."
"Clothes?" Potter suggested wearily.
"Is that what you call them? Really? They are actual clothes? Are they in disguise? Were they naughty and you had to beat them up?"

Honor Bound by Draeconin
"We're all slaves, Draco," the Gryffindor replied obliquely. "It's just less obvious with most."

Draco stopped laughing, his face having a comical look of shock upon it, his mouth dropped open. "You didn't just hit me with a pillow, Potter," he said, dire consequences threatened in his tone.
"Didn't I?" Harry replied, still grinning. "I could have sworn that was I, who did that."