"Have you read all the books here?" /"Hermaeus Mora is the patron of information and memory, the keeper of knowledge in its entirety. Apocrypha is an endless library, I have spent lifetimes here!"- Miraak was going to find out just how serious The Dragonborn was about books. And just how far she was willing to go for those that captured her interest.

Though technically a very slow burning Dany/Arya femslash fic, not knowing the ending is driving me nuts. So this is my interpretation of the events following A Dance with Dragons. Rated M, since the books also are. I apologize in advance, since I am a very sporadic poster. Also, all things ASOIAF belong to GRRM, and possibly HBO...

AU. A series of prompted and connected one-shots focusing on the lives of the Lupins post DH, from 1998 to 2018. Lupin adjusts to a paid position, Tonks is still trying to bridge the gap between minx and mother, and Teddy is adjusting to being an elder sibling to a wide-eyed hellraiser.

In which Aziraphale takes great pleasure in alerting Crowley to the youth at the epicentre of a psychic disturbance in the West Midlands. Victorian England is about to be shocked by the antics of a Great Beast... much to Crowley's embarrassment.

Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron

Malcolm Tucker has been assigned to spin for a very reluctant Doctor. (Eleventh Doctor)

AU where Dean is Lucifer's vessel, not Sam. It started as a short little drabble where Dean and Luci have a little heart to heart and discover they have more in common than they thought. Now I have no idea what it's doing other than being fluffy. Takes place around the time of Free to Be You and Me, but in an AU world...

...were meant to dance. For all that Charlie's offering Albus advice, he can't help but feel that it's his problems that are being solved. :: Background slash

Monroe and Rosalee (and occasionally Captain Renard) aren't the only wesen allies Nick has in Portland :: An eisbieber collection :: 2 - Arnold isn't Portland, but he can be. And suddenly, that's enough. :: 3 - Two eisbieber boys play follow the Grimm. :: 4 - Grimms aren't the only ones who keep a record of things

A series of vignettes, each complete in itself and centring on Sybil and Vimes' relationship. The idea is to capture little scenes in their life, hopefully keeping in character. Chapter 36.

The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.

Part 3. Newt finally tells Pentecost about Hilda. Oddly enough, he is not pleased.

Things seem to be a little better after lunch. - Would Charles Hansen please report to LOCCENT. Your Father is waiting- Comes the announcement. And then everything comes crashing down. -Part three of 'Beyond The Sea' Verse

In which there are sandwiches, ruined shirts, and it's a good thing one of Newton's six doctorates is in Marine Biology. -Part two of the 'Beyond The Sea' Verse

There was a kid in his lab. -Part one of the 'Beyond The Sea' Verse

Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)

The game has changed, not ended - and by the time they realise she's playing, it's too late to stop what she's set in motion. Or, How Sansa and Arya Save the North Despite Being on Different Continents.

The baby Kaiju imprints on Newt. Hermann is NOT happy. Cross-posted to AO3. First in series

Of which Kaylee and Zoe ask Inara a serious question: does she fake it? Rated for crude humor and sexual themes. Pre BDM. Hints of Wash/Zoe, Kaylee/Simon, Mal/Inara.

Malcolm/Sam One-Shot. Sam Cassidy and her relationship with Malcolm Tucker, greatly abridged, from beginning to end (or beginning again). "After a while it becomes part of her personality; smart, capable, obedient, good at dealing with Malcolm Tucker during one of his temper tantrums." T for canon-typical language (so, bad).

What do the Wesen see when they look at Grimms?

"If all of the strength and all of the courage, come and lift me from this place..." The North Remembers...and they will never forget.

Arya jumps on Jaime in a tavern. Title is from 'Seven Devils' by Florence the Machine

Two Joes. One airport lounge. One delayed flight. Let the games begin.

This is the story of how Dean ended up marrying his fathers ex-fiancé's nephew after only two hours while completely sober. Ducifer. Possibly a series.

Hannibal never thought he'd see the day when Murdock irritated the hell out of Face and kept B.A. highly amused at the same time.

... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.

Because when Mr. Holmes becomes frustrated, it leads to some unexpected things which leads to the inevitable... Companion piece but not sequel to An Old Married Couple

Darcy gets a promotion. This is part 12 of my 'Darcy Lewis, Vampire Slayer (Semi-Retired)' series.

Is she or isn't she? Some papers Noah receives by mail finally have the truth about Julia.

The Mentalist/SG-1/SGA crossover. Jane really does have telepathic and empathic abilities, but subconsciously repressed them after his family's murders. On the run after finally killing Red John, these abilities resurface during an encounter with a mission led by Major Evan Lorne, and the SGC has to decide if they will recruit him or turn him in to the police.

A continuation of The True King Vignettes and Conversations in the Firelight as an AU series that ships Stannis Baratheon and Sansa Stark and deals with the future of those in their orb (especially Shireen Baratheon and Arya Stark) as they face the first Winter of King Stannis' reign. GRRM owns all; no profit motive here!

Gabriel is a demon who doesn't want the Apocalypse to play out. ("You're too late, buddy." "Why's that?" "Because, Azazel," Gabriel drawls, "Dean here sold his soul a long, long time ago.") AU, established Dean/Gabriel pairing.

Cas hadn't said anything, had respected his need to keep things under wraps for the sake of his musical career, but Dean saw the little flinches each time there was an award ceremony Dean would attend alone or an interview where he said he was unattached and those small winces made his heart feel like it was twisting in his chest every time. It ended now. Destiel AU.

The group plays the drinking game I Never, and reveal more about themselves then they intended to

The only thing a father wants is for his child to be happy, even if that means making him unhappy first.

Serenity's men get put in the doghouse...

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Hogswatch is a time when people return from afar to the happy bosom of their loved ones. Failing this, they might make do with their spouses instead. The Assassins' Guild at Hogswatch, and glimpses of a wider Ankh-Morpork. IN ENGLISH!

Hamish has questions, Sherlock has answers, and John has had enough.

Because sometimes, Watson and Holmes just seem like an old married couple. A quick oneshot.

Hulk watches through Banner's eyes, when he can, when Banner isn't pushing him down, blocking him out. - The Avengers movie from Hulk's perspective.

Sure, both of them used to be second-rate backup vessels for two archangels in the middle of history's most epic catfight, but they never knew each other personally. Yet for some reason God had decided to revive them and place them together in a new life. Implied Adam/Nick.

An AU story where Stannis Baratheon is victorious at the Battle of Blackwater Bay and other AU scenarios. This series of vignettes is primarily a vehicle to ship Stannis and Sansa Stark with acknowledgement of pre-ship between Sansa and Sandor Clegane. Stannis Baratheon/Sansa Stark

Sequel to Papabear. "You... You can't do this. You're a superhero. You're a good guy! You can't hurt me!" "Now," he purred, and it was vacant, utterly emotionless even for the suits usual robotic tone. "Who told you that?"

Modern AU in which Robb is a born-again Christian, Jon can't quite seem to get over his breakup with his ex, and Theon is just along for the ride. They then use their skills of persuasion to sneak a grounded Arya out of the house for an unforgettable night of idiocy. Hopefully they won't turn poor Gendry off of women forever.

Sherlock is upset, and Joan isn't around to sooth his mind. In fact, she's the very reason he's all out of sorts. Read what happens when our favorite sexy mastermind deduces why that is.

"Of course, Sherlock had had the surgery, the hormone therapy, the papers and records changed (and all the best, only ever the best for his 'daughter') but his father had never understood." rated t for allusions to drugs, possibly sensitive issues, possible trigger for gender issues

Tony will always protect Jarvis, even when nothing's happened yet. The Avengers read Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums.

The group had stumbled upon a blessing in disguise on a routine raid. Food! Enough to feed the group for a month! But there was something a little bit... off about what they'd brought back. T for suggestive language and mature semi-sexual situations. CRACK. One shot. Absolute ridiculousness. I apologize in advance.

Only Natasha could seriously call Tony Stark a fairy tale prince. A few moments with Hawkeye, Black Widow, a hillside in Malibu, and an old Russian story. Light Clintasha, implied Pepperony. T for language.

Wash's curiosity about a certain phrase leads him and Zoe to realize something about Mal.

From Supernatural 5.21: Two Minutes to Midnight. It's the apocalypse, Death is in town, and Chicago is doomed. But one wizard isn't gonna let his town go down without a fight.

She gave the man a sidelong glance and replied curtly. "Get lost, blondie." He simply grinned and sat at the bar beside her. "Relax. I'm not trying to pick you up." - A Mentalist/NCIS crossover. Written for Brown Eyes Parker as a part of the Great Stocking Swap on Paint It Red forum.

Jaqen H'ghar is dead. Yet a man continues to cling to trinkets of memories left by a grey-eyed girl who was fierce as a wolf, and a girl who is no one cannot seem to forget either.

Microfic challenge, one sentence fics for various genres. Arya/Gendry, Sansa/Sandor, Brienne/Jaime, Ygritte/Jon, Shireen/Rickon.

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

AU: Dean doesn't really have friends, but if he did, they certainly would be nothing like the weird and quite possibly insane kid who's just moved in next door with his equally crazy family. [Now with the companion piece "Don't Knock It Till You've Tried It".]

Annie finds Jeff drunk and all alone at a bar, yet despite his condition, he's able to be more open with her about what's wrong – and about a few other things. Based on a prompt from crittab.

In which Loki escapes his imprisonment after The Avengers, and is anxious to learn more of this little group of superheroes - and who's better to start with than one Tony Stark? Rated M for later chapters, meaning heavy slash ahead. Don't like, don't read.

Britta discovers that Annie isn't the clingy one in her new relationship with Jeff, once Annie visits her all by herself one day. Jeff/Annie, Annie/Britta friendship, Britta POV.

In which Hank finally learned he wasn't crazy. Or, at least, he wasn't alone.

When Tony is alone and losing chess to Jarvis, he is interrupted by a thoroughly unexpected guest. Pre-friendship Tony/Loki, and could be seen as pre-slash.

Sam is being creepy and Bobby just wants to do the laundry.

Tony has been afraid of Shield finding out about him and Loki's secret relationship since it started four months ago but as Fury's voice comes over a loud speaker from outside the small restaurant, he's happy. Or would be if he wasn't so busy trying not to die. Frostiron, no smut. Warning for excessive use of swear words and somewhat traumatic scenes. Guns and gore.

ASOIAF Kink Meme on LJ fill: Rickon/Shireen – Melisandre and Stannis actually; Melisandre sees Rickon in the flames for Shireen. She tells Stannis about it who is like "What the fuck woman? No way in hell my baby girl is going with a crazy unknown wild lad, this is treason."

Five times Aaron Cross held Marta Shearing's hand, and one time he didn't. Aaron/Marta. Set both within and post-Legacy. One-shot.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

The journal of Hamish J. Watson. Features Asexual!Sherlock, Straight!John, Sexless!Johnlock, Mystrade, eventual Morene Molly/Irene and peculiar teenagers.

"We had a very interesting conversation with your partner, Dean. Gabriel claims the two of you are married," Hotch said, watching for Dean's reaction. Established Dean/Gabriel pairing.

He may be ridiculous and inexperienced, but Garth sure knows how to keep a secret.

Annie and Jeff go out to get fireworks for the Fourth of July, and end up on a detour they'll never forget

Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.

Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.

A terrorist decides to test the limits of Tony's kindness. "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." R&R

Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.

"Not just no, girl. Hell no. I ain't doin' it and all the poutin' your pretty little face can do ain't gonna make me do it."

Gendry understood her, but Jaqen... he solved her; like a riddle." Jaqen H'ghar/older!Arya Stark; mentions of onesided Gendry/Arya

Five years after her adventure in the Choctaw Nation, Mattie Ross runs afoul of a fugitive. She soon finds herself in familiar company, if not familiar territory. Mattie/LaBoeuf eventually, with a heaping side order of Rooster Cogburn.

My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.

A man sees fear. A man sees courage. A man sees potential. A brief glimpse into the Jaqen/Arya dynamic.

Newkirk is in London ten years later and decides to visit an old friend. Little does he know that Alek's found himself a lovely wife named Deryn.

You can tell a lot about a person based on the bedfellows they keep - whether they be a person's best friend or a notorious werewolf. Musings from the mattress of Nymphadora Tonks.

Clint and Natasha get married on a job, in front of criminals and corrupt politicians. Somehow, it works for them. Natasha x Clint. Movieverse-ish.

Filling in Betty's thoughts when she realizes that Megan has everything she deserved.

A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.

Newly minted Commander of the Night's Watch, Jon receives visitors from Eastwatch, including a certain visitor he'd thought dead... AU / spoilers for all books.

Adam gets fed up with Michael and Lucifer bickering after Sam is freed from the cage.

Really, you'd think that after four billion years - and with several thousands of those years spent observing the conundrum known as humanity - they would have learned something by now. Semi-crack and somewhat meta.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Jayne visits Inara for a bit of talk therapy. What in the 'verse could have driven him to counseling?

Jeff and Annie's secret relationship is discovered in secret by each of their friends throughout the spring semester. But each of them keeps their knowledge to themselves for various reasons – or at least most of them are able to. Based on a fic prompt.

in which Dean can see Castiel's wings. Light Dean/Cas, if you want.

Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."

Daryl agrees to teach Carl something new, despite his intense dislike for children. Rick approves. Humor ensues and Daryl learns something new. Rated T for cussing. Humor, parody almost , Drama. Enjoy.

Castiel's left with John and John is bored. They go to the park. Story Twenty-Two of my John'Verse. Slash

Bobby is lonely, and drinking. For once, he gets some company. Bobby/Crowley, flirting

Well, he had always had what his mother referred to as the Vimes tendency to niggle at things and the Ramkin tendency to meddle in them. Doctors and watchmen have more in common than many people might suspect. Featuring mostly Young Sam Vimes.

Dexter meets Jane. Nuff said. One-shot complete.

When couples start turning up dead in Santa Barbara, it's up to Shawn Spencer to set things right. Well, it's not really up to him at all, but it will be if he has anything to say about it. Slash, eventual Shassie, rated for language and safety.

The boy's poker game is interrupted by Jayne's daughter. Implied River/Jayne.

One-on-one scenes between each and every crew member of Serenity. If I get through all of them there will be thirty six in total. Can it be done? Mainly General and Fluff. Chapter Eight: Mal and River.

A man needs a graphic designer, so he picks the best. Aaaannnd also the most dead.

Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!

Lucifer plays Angry Birds on Deans phone while waiting for the Winchesters. Just a silly little One-Shot. Implied DUCIFER.

The kid's just lying there on the filth-encrusted alley floor with the tomcats descending on him and his chest's all torn open like nobody's business, and Luce Worth's just glad his too-small couch will finally be big enough for somebody.

It's a hot summer day, and Dean decides to put the fact that Lucifer burns cold to good use. Just a fluffy DUCIFER Oneshot. Enjoy.

John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.

After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.

She no longer knows her daughter, cannot reconcile the strange woman with haunted eyes and a crude, brute of a lover with the bubbly, bright eyed child that left years before. But there are simply some things a mother must learn to accept. Rayne

"This isn't personal, darling, it's just... Bobby Singer is not to be touched." drabbles involving Bobby and Crowley; can be read as friendship, enemyship, slash, or maybe it's all of the above with them.

Roy doesn't understand why Hughes is so worked up. Rated for one word and small use of alcohol.

"It has been said you will run into the love of your life five times before you actually meet them, learn their name and become a part of their life"

River goes with Jayne to collect some money that they're owed.

River is scary, but she thought that Jayne wouldn't be afraid.

John receives the Victoria Cross; Sherlock realizes their relationship isn't all about him. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John, set after 'Beyond' in the Translock universe. Fluffy and sweet; rated for transphobic, homophobic, and biphobic slurs.

"Lupin strolled away from the bed and over to the werewolf, who had no visitors and was looking rather wistfully at the crowd around Mr. Weasley…"

Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance. Sherlock/Black Books crossover.

Nick/Lucifer has a conversation with Chuck prior to being cast into the pit a second time via Sam. Chuck!God. No slash, no violence. Totally kid friendly. R/R

A serial killer forces John and Sherlock to contemplate transphobia and their relationship. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Set after 'Beneath', 'Before', and 'Beside' in my Translock AU universe. Content warning for graphic descriptions of murder.

Dead. Alive. Grey. Red. This is Pyro's world as she knows it. But her world will be burned down to the ground as she enters the RED team. Will she emerge out of the ashes, or will she crumble? T for swearing, minor suggestive themes, and slight gore.

"Oh dear, you like him." Mycroft leans back, laying his free hand on the arm of the chair. "And he does not like you… at least not how you'd prefer him to." -Mycroft helps Sherlock with a certain John Watson problem-

John gets into a row while accompanying Sherlock to an appointment. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Companion to 'Beneath' and 'Before'. M for homophobic and transphobic slurs, violence and swearing. A/N enclosed.

Created by Chuck Shurley, but Written out by Adam Milligan Because God is, in Reality, Kind of a Terrible Writer. Very slow-building D/C and possibly other pairings. Warnings for plentiful mind-f**kery and LOTS of Neil Gaiman references. S06 fix-it fic.

A series of one-shot-ish chapters in which John and Sherlock tell some of the people in their lives about their marriage. Set after "Our Mutual Friend".

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

Hannibal calls Face and Murdock into his office. Unfortunately for them, they don't run screaming when they have the chance. mild slash

I said I would make you the richest doctor that ever lived." Lawn stilled his finger and looked over the top of his glasses. "Panicked fathers say all sorts of things in the heat of the moment." But a debt is a debt, a promise a promise...

/time to go to hell/ John is not a good man. That doesn't stop him from trying to be one. Dark John AU. Sherlock/John.

It is John/Sherlock, but Sherlock isn't in it. John deals with some homophobic veterans. Rated for language, I may up it if anyone complains. I borrowed Tricia from the brilliant ScopesMonkey.

When his deal comes due, Dean goes a little deeper into Hell than anyone expected. Heaven help us all.

The 'Surprise Party'-goers have the tables turned when they sneak into Jeff's apartment and get a surprise of their own. Hints of PG-13 w/ Jeff and Annie, also light Britta/Troy suggestion and the rest of the gang is in on the fun too! Please Review!XO

"He sat there, holding the broken pocket watch in his hands. Toni was sitting next to him, going back and forth between putting a reassuring hand on his shoulder and staring out the window at the people leaving the ER." AU now. Eventual Ples/Veser

Psyche-Out has finally found the perfect post-military career, but the problem with being on-air is that anybody could be listening. Humor, T for bad language.

Adora Belle/Moist. She makes him dizzy...

Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.

Part of my conversation series. IAD has to investigate Crews's precint. It doesn't go well. "I need you to go back there, Detective, and get me some answers!"

A sequel to my story Fellow Fugitives. The shoe is on the other foot now. This time it's Murdock to the rescue. I hope you like it. Rated T for language

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

Murdock is being held by some nasty characters when all of a sudden three strangers come to his rescue. What will happen? Read and find out. Rated T for language.

It's Christmas in a campsite for six members of G.I. Joe. There's no holly and not much jolly, but there's comparative religion, cursed candy, Cthulhu, and the dreaded Ham Slice with Rice. Humor and friendship 'fic, complete. Not actually crack.

Jack's thoughts at the Mirror scene when Alice refuses the ring for the second time.

John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.

Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?

Five times Hannibal wished he'd picked a saner team, and one time he wouldn't have traded them for the world. Touch of Murdock/Face. Non-graphic.

Still waters run deep. Never trust the quiet ones. Don't go to Dusty for travel advice.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Lacuna: a gap or missing part, as in a manuscript, series, or logical argument. A collection of drabbles and one-shots set throughout the Immortals series. DN, many different themes/emotions, various points of view.

The silence was not awkward, but he was delicately aware that if Adora was planning on saying something to contradict his claims, the moment for it had well and truly passed.

Sexual Harassment seminar leader Tracy Taylor returns to NCIS for a second round with team Gibbs.

In which the Arashikage clan gets really, really, REALLY pissed off. Gratuitous violence ensues. Lots of stabbing. Don't mess with ninja families, okay? Won't end well for you. Smut will also probably happen. Enjoy.

DI Lestrade tries to figure out Sherlock's new flatmate. Written for a href " prompt at sherlockbbc's Make Me a Monday.

"They were 'conversing' with strange men - all of whom possessed peculiar names - who appeared to be incredible cartographers, but they could not read it and therefore did not know just what they had plotted." Fred and George find the Map.

Three o'clock, Moist von Lipwig had discovered over the years, was a bad time to be awake. It was just the wrong time of night – or did it count as morning by then? – to be conscious...

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

The team is attacked by Dementors. Confusion ensues.

It may take a while, but he must become Derrial Book, Shepard of the Southdown Abbey. Character Study.

Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.

Luce Worth is ten years old when his fist collides with Lamont's nose for the very first time. Things just got better from there.

Having regained his license to practice law, Jeff goes to court to represent three very important clients. Written for the M/M Ficcy Friday 1.

A brief conversation between Jeff and Britta at Jeff and Annie's wedding reception. Written for the M/M Ficcy Friday 8, prompted by eleventhimpala.

Mr. and Mrs. McGinnis have just moved to an empty house across from Baker Street, and after the lady's visit to the house just opposite theirs, neither are sure what to make of their peculiar neighbours...One-shot.

JA - The group takes an American Sign Language class, and Jeff and Annie are partners.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Pierce invites the entire gang to his lake house for a Fourth of July cookout. Features Troy in a mermaid costume, Jeff getting a Fathers' Day card, and Jeff & Annie stranded on a boat.

Annie, Britta and Shirley have an old fashion slumber party and a game of Truth or Dare is played. Spoilers through the finale.

Jeff is pressured to buy Girl Scout cookies. Unexpected crossover! Because I'm insane.

The Immortals war is over, but for Daine and Numair, the rest of their lives has only just begun - and there's a lot to sort out. Sequel to Lost & Found. Complete.

Parental!MaesxEd story with a touch of Maes and Roy friendship . Maes is having a hard time adjusting to the idea of Ed growing up and starting to date.

Collection of short 'fics, inspired by the live-action movie but comicverse-based. Chapter seven includes prompts Running with Scissors, Talking Too Much, and Touching My Equipment. COMPLETE, now with appendix.

Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.

People's reactions to Chekov's and Scotty's relationship

Wash would like to get married, but everytime he tries people start shooting and it's all Mal's fault.

A plot bunny that has tormented me relentlessly. Maybe it'll shut up now. M for language.

Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Dean pulled away, stared into bright blue, and bright blue stared back. Like the abyss, dark and hidden in an honest and open gaze. Um, Dean/Lucifer. Yeah.

/A hard boiled egg, for Sergeant Keel. How’d he known that Keel liked his eggs runny in the middle with toast soldiers, anyway?/ Lance Constable Vimes is about to find out, and face his own inner Beast - or rather, his future self's.

Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!

Kamakura gaets himself into a bit of trouble...very ninja centered, because I am obsessed with ninja. I cannot help this and do not want to anyways. A requested story for General Zargon.

Just a bit of deepening here on Wikus's and Christopher's struggles to tolerate each other, and Junior having a real blast. Not a real deleted scene, but meant to fit the movie like it was. To be placed right after the "where is the fluid" scene. One shot

A woman spots a mysterious figure at the Inn she's resting in. F/any & m/undead rogue, rated M for sexual themes.

Jeff and Annie navigate the waters of their May/December romance. A follow up to May/December.

Shawn just wants to solve his latest case, but it isn't easy with Gus and Henry meddling in his love life, especially considering his love life consists of one bored workaholic detective on enforced leave. Sequel to Dah-Ling Store-It-Yourself. S/L Slash.

Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.

One shot: The annual Darwin Awards are still running in 2259. Jim is a fan. Bones thinks Jim's a wannabe. Spock is just confused by what humans find funny. Kirk, McCoy and Spock

Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.

The Immortals Quartet: Realms of the Gods, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Divine Intervention. Complete.

Gus wasn’t quite sure how he’d gotten himself into this situation, but for once, he couldn’t even blame Shawn. Shawn/Lassiter.

The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer. Shawn/Lassiter preslash.

This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit." I plead insanity.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines, so he turns to the captain for assistance. Hilarity ensues. -ONESHOT-

Book had always wanted to tell Mal his story. The problem was, they'd already met.

The Immortals Quartet: Emperor Mage, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Power. Complete.

Dean has a secret, one that leads to EXPLICIT and GRATUITOUS MATURE content! You were warned. Place mind in the gutter and sneak a peek. hermaphrodite!Dean smut NO wincest Come for the weird smut, stay for the plot!

Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...

Comeuppance, vengeance, and a thorough dose of PWN. Sansa v. Petyr.

The Immortals Quartet: Wolf-Speaker, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Teacher. Complete.

The Immortals Quartet: Wild Magic, written from Numair's perspective. Complete.

“Oh well. I suppose we should send a detail around to give Mr. Lipwig Police Protection.” Angua sighed. Title may change, but nothing else wil. Read and Review!

Sometimes there are people you can count on to save you. Ted Earley and Dani Reese in the aftermath of the shooting.

She could easily make a list: Ten Things That Are Wrong With Charlie Crews. -Creese- Based off of episode 202. -Completed-

A Browncoat, a Merc and a Reader walk into a bar...

Tag for "Trapdoor". What exactly was Rachel seeing when she watched the accused murderer of her parents come racing with a gun to her aide. Rachel's POV.

He's got four ish .

Between the two of them, Crews had the better record. Charlie Crews, Dani Reese. Partnerships. Crews/Reese if you squint .

Six years to the day since his best friend was murdered, Patrick Jane, formerly Shawn Spencer, walks into the Santa Barbara PD. mildly AU Psych/Mentalist crossover. Posted to Mentalist catagory cuz it needs love. ADOPTABLE - PM for further plot details. (Now Archived at Ao3)

Gen, Mal/Simon/Book Friendship. BDM spoilers. Summary: The enemy of my enemy is my…enemy? Note: Written for ff friday’s prompt of ‘pirates versus ninjas’.

PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series

After the shock of Lu Ten's death, Iroh makes a fateful journey into the Spirit World. The tea there is exquisite, but the company may give Iroh a run for his money.

Jeanne finally gets what she always wanted. Someone comes looking for her. Perhaps she should have made her neediness more specific.

Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.

Jeanne and Tony have a chance meeting six years after their relationship ended.

Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.

Christopher Harlow loses a hand, and eventually his life. Dexter searches for fulfillment. Sergeant Doakes listens. Season 2 missing moment, rated for violence and language.

Alternately, five times the Gorillaz boys have 'parented' Noodle.

Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?

Dexter Fanfic Forgive him, father, for he has sinned.He's sinned a lot. Be adivsed, it's rated M for a reason.

Rita's enjoying the new woman she's slowly becoming. She just hopes it's not too late to set a good example for Astor and Cody. This is a gen fic with RitaDexter implied. This is a Dexter fic with spoilers through Return To Sender 1x06.

Rayne drabble mixed with mild bloodshed. River takes her vengeance against those who wronged her

Sequel to SENSE series. Rayne. A series of interconnected oneshots based on the vices and virtues of this strange new relationship. COMPLETE!

Innocuous, adj., 1. Unlikely to offend, 2. Harmless. A supposedly safe object in the hands of an assassin and a merc can become deadly.

Second in SENSE series. Jayne hears a noise. River's head is a jumble of them. Oneshot, Rayne

First in SENSE series. Jayne smells. River decides to point it out. Oneshot, Rayneish

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.

AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.

The team gets some thank you notes after visiting an elementary school on Career Day.

Shepherd Book tells a fairy tale to the children at Haven. Like most stories, it contains more truth than most might notice.

A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

After Miranda, Jayne sees River differently. Vignette, complete.

RayneJayne&RiverHalloween.For the LJ Cobb&Tam challange.“She’s so cute when she’s being all psychotic and playful.” R&R :

I know something about the power of belief. Belief can do many things. But there are some things it can’t do – erase the truth.

River, Book and Jayne discuss Easter dinner

Book finds something he wasn't expecting amongst the crew of Serenity.

Ted and Andromeda have always thought of themselves as fairly openminded parents, so how will they react to their daughter's new romance? HBP Spoilers

One shot I wonder..., set Between Objects in Space and Serenity. Book sees a face from his past.

A Terry story: featuring the Fairleigh children, Theo, and cricket. Set the summer after Disavowals.

Theodore Nott tries to get his newborn daughter to sleep. Falls after Inevitability in the 'Distractions' universe.

Where Jayne goes, River always follows.

Four years after the end of the war, Theodore Nott returns to his family home. Seventh in the Distractions series.

What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A little backstory for one of the more mysterious members of Serenity's crew.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire. Arya tells the Hound about her kills; Sandor broods. Post-Red Wedding. PG for narrated violence.