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Author has written 7 stories for Community, and Phineas and Ferb. I've been involved to varying degrees in one fandom or another since the 80s: comics, Doctor Who (classic and new series both), Blake's 7, Melrose Place, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and other Whedonverse properties, Harry Potter, Trading Spaces, and now Community. I've been reading fanfic regularly since 2001, but wasn't inspired to write any (save a never-finished Blake's 7 story I started when I was in high school and a pair of long-lost fifty-word Buffy fics) until recently. Here is the photo that inspired the story Om nom nom: Joel McHale gives baby Isaac a smooch The title of my story "She's in Jail and It's Giving Me Hell" is drawn from the song "Holloway Jail" by the Kinks, from their 1971 album Muswell Hillbillies. |
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Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Remnants of the Soul by Cubdom reviews
PostHBP HP&SueBones Voldemort miscalculated, granting Harry a victory, but one deeply tainted by loss. Piecing together his shattered Soul, Harry must finish school and step into a society where he wields incredible power, wealth, and responsibility. Rated M for violence and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,643 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Susan B.
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 5,046 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Much at Stake by Mediancat reviews
Take Buffy, Giles, a new Slayer, a possible new Watcher, a scheme by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, add what Phineas and Ferb are going to do today, stir well, and stand back.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Buffy S.
Home by shannanagin reviews
Graduation 2013, with flashbacks to the past four years. Written for the M/M Fic Exchange.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
With Words Unspoken by ibreak4CSI reviews
JA - The group takes an American Sign Language class, and Jeff and Annie are partners.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Sink or Swim by shan21 reviews
Pierce invites the entire gang to his lake house for a Fourth of July cookout. Features Troy in a mermaid costume, Jeff getting a Fathers' Day card, and Jeff & Annie stranded on a boat.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
The Aftermath by shan21 reviews
What happens with Jeff, Annie, and the whole gang immediately following the last scene of the finale?
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Forgotten Moment by amtrak12 reviews
Jeff is pressured to buy Girl Scout cookies. Unexpected crossover! Because I'm insane.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jeff W. - Complete
Kind of Magical by shan21 reviews
A rewrite of the episode "Modern Warfare" that changes it from Jeff/Britta to Jeff/Annie. As it should be.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Slow Show by shannanagin reviews
“She needed someone that needed her right back. And you just needed a reason to grow up.” - Complete
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
A Very Literary MayDecember Romance by KikiKatie reviews
Jeff and Annie navigate the waters of their May/December romance. A follow up to May/December.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Black and Bones: A Love Story by Jenni Rose reviews
Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder, child by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
Mysterious events of the past coalese in the present. What part do these seemingly unrelated events play in the life of one Elizabeth Bishop? She has a secret, one she fears will be discovered. So why does she reveal it to someone she can't possibly trust
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Serenity, Nevada by Christina K reviews
Oz’s summer road trip takes him to a sleepy little town in Nevada-- one that just woke up with a big new problem, and the local sheriff and citizens may have to face a reality they never expected before the closing credits. Crossover with Firefly
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,829 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Oz - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
The Child of Light by willy taveras reviews
postHBP. Book seven is set to be more of a book six, part 2. Harry knows what he has to do. If finding the Horcruxes isn't hard enough, he still has to find a way to rid the world of Voldemort, and all the while try to have a normal life
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,529 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 6,095 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3906 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dead Trouble by Marcus Rowland reviews
A forgotten body causes a chapter of mistakes for Harry Potter and the Slayers. Harry Potter crossover. WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! Spoilers for the BtVS S8 comics! Minor character death. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,420 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Spike, Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dance Macabre by Meteoricshipyards reviews
When Harry's very last battle is over, he finds that he's not quite done with Voldemort. Warning: Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Plantagenet by HiBob reviews
Harry found the boy by falling on him. He remembers the blood. Professor McGonagall recognized the boy, even with Harry next to him. His presence would change the future more than anyone could imagine. A completed story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 273,996 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Counted as Clay Jars by Indarae reviews
With Dawn’s father absent after Buffy’s death, care for the younger Summers falls to one Rupert Giles. However, even as life returns to normal, pieces of his past come back to threaten the future.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Pine Or Oak? by Majick reviews
When Hermione catches a cold, she deputises her two best friends to buy furniture for her and Ron's new house. Problem is, Ginny and Harry hate each other's guts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Torment and Turnips by michelle-31a reviews
Cho looks on with apathy as things go from bad to worse for Luna, while watching her growing friendship with Harry with conflicting emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Cho C., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Key of Dagon by Don Sample reviews
COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 187,125 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
A Single Piece of Mistletoe by The Treacle Tart reviews
A single piece of mistletoe hangs from the archway leading to the Great Hall. A story about tradition, hope and the power of a kiss. R-Hr, H-G, others.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
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A Stop at Sunny's reviews
On the way to a party, Britta stops to buy some liquor. Britta/Pierce "friendship" plus a wee little bit of Annie/Jeff.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Britta P., Pierce H. - Complete
She's in Jail and It's Giving Me Hell reviews
Annie is taken into police custody while overseas; Jeff to the rescue!
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Om nom nom reviews
Britta drops by to visit her new nephew. Future fic, no spoilers. Jeff/Annie, even though Annie only has one line.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Mastermind reviews
Dean Pelton needs Jeff Winger to feel better about being at Greendale, and he needs Annie Edison to make it happen.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Dean C. Pelton - Complete
Road Trip reviews
Abed and Troy take a road trip to visit Danville's foremost independent filmmakers, Phineas and Ferb.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Community - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Breakin' the Law reviews
Having regained his license to practice law, Jeff goes to court to represent three very important clients. Written for the M/M Ficcy Friday 1.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Head Table reviews
A brief conversation between Jeff and Britta at Jeff and Annie's wedding reception. Written for the M/M Ficcy Friday 8, prompted by eleventhimpala.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
