| Reviews for The Talk |
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   Kawisdom chapter 1 . 2/29 The Talk should remain a onetime event in a young person's life. Poor Harry! Voldemort and the Death Eaters, plus the Ministry, should be all the trouble one boy should have to live with. Having to endure six different versions of the sex talk (though one was just a semi friendly warning to keep it in his pants or endure brotherly vengeance, practically a pat on the head) was just cruel and unusual punishment and he hadn't done anything wrong. I like the way he made use of the repeated information to make his own life easier as a father, though he clearly felt a need to share his pain if not discuss it. I'm sure his boys would be happy with just the Arthur Weasley version, with (edited) reference to Minerva's if one or both fancied boys. Still, let's count his blessings. Imagine the Hagrid version, which would probably be very down to earth but might involve way more information on Dark creatures' breeding habits than Harry would ever want to know. Snape, if he were somehow roped into offering the Talk, would probably sum it up by encouraging Harry not to procreate at all. |
| Effie MaHoGAnY chapter 1 . 12/2/2019 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA |
| Ame's world chapter 1 . 9/4/2019 Mouhahaha excellent ! |
| LunaLovegoodXAliceCullen chapter 1 . 6/20/2018 I'm laughing like a Maniac at 3:30 in the morning. In my living room. I'm surprised nobody's came to ask me what was wrong yet. BTW this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. |
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/19/2018 Hahaha hilarious. The ending line was great ;) |
| Cinthya chapter 1 . 3/12/2018 Jajajajajaajajajajsaja gosh, The talk |
| LibbyRose chapter 1 . 2/25/2018 this was so halarious |
| Rocket Rover chapter 1 . 10/10/2017 I actually never got the talk from my parents. My cousin came over and told me he had a girlfriend ad that he wanted children with her. He was only 14 at the time. So he asked my mom how to get children and my mom said look it up. So Me, my cousin, my 3 other cousins and my sister looked it up. We were horrified. |
| anshtH chapter 1 . 10/2/2017 Absolutely hilarious! The sock puppet scene was amazing! |
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/21/2017 This is hilarious! |
| Lauralydney chapter 1 . 7/8/2017 Pure gold. I lost it at dumbledore and minevra. Amazing job. |
| T0ny4 chapter 1 . 6/20/2017 Ahaha it was awesome! I can't stop smiling |
| Roserayrose chapter 1 . 9/12/2016 "Oh look, it's Brianna Big Breasts!" ... I am dead. Rip. XD, this was brilliant! |
| Readerjkr chapter 1 . 4/24/2016 Hilarious in the best way possible. |
| TheCauldron chapter 1 . 4/20/2016 *snorts with laughter and falls of my chair giggling* this is too damn funny for words! |
