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if you notice, there is an E missing at the end...yeah, there's a character limit... hehe. Anyway, I havn't posted anything yet cuz i can't figure it out, but i will once i get a working scanner!

everyone who's read my Twins story, you REALLY need to click this link. It will take you to a wonderful picture done by MillionDollarNinja for my story! i won't spoil the awesomeness, but it is indeed awesome!

http:///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=milliondollarninja#/d4h9ssk

I do not own the images for the cover art! One is just my icon, the other is done by Sholay, another by MillionDollarNinja, and the last I found on Tumblr here http:///post/4421485370

my muse- i have decided that Clockwork will be my muse! woo hoo! he is starting out fabulously in the evil ways of the muses, torturing charachters and other such nonesense say hello to my muse people!

Alex: i thought i was your muse!

me: no, your the pain in my butt that sometimes keeps me from killing off all the charachters.

Alex: so i'm your good muse?

me: sure why not.

Alex: yay!

me: i know i'm going to regret that. anyway, i hadn't realized it, but look at the picture! its Clocky and Alex looking down at me saying i did a good job. notice how Alex is a little beat up and wearing a medalion? yeah, that's because i torture him sometimes and he needs the medalion so he can stay outside of the timestream with all of us authors. hurray for breaking the laws of physics!

Minzy: don't forget me!

me: oh yeah, can't do that! Everyone, this is Minzy the green ghost kitty! he's awesome, and comes from a story by Ckittykatty and I called Happiness, go check it out! he's my mischivious side...well, with Alex...

as regards to updates- (good news, peeps!!)

Guess what? I GOT AROUND THE SCHOOL BLOCK PROGRAM!!! What does that mean? it means, dear reader, that I may update any day I wish as long as I'm at school. WOO HOO!

to the casual reader who stumbled upon my humble webpage-

thank you for coming to visit my site! all of the authors and stories listed below(besides my own) are gauranteed to either get you to laugh, cry or hooked onto their every word. i hope you enjoy them as much as i do and give the respective authors nice reviews and praise as they deserve.

thanks again for visiting!

to those whom I PM-

My nook has stopped letting me log in, so until i'm at school or with my dad, no pm-ing...

the absolute best fics i have EVER had the pleasure of reading (all DP but some are crossovers or AU):

Dawning of a Sun- Pearl84

Checkmate - Pearl84

Seeing is DisBelieving -Pearl84

the Sould Sepulchre - Sholay

Amity Park Star- wfea

(if you think i should add more and i'm just forgetting some, let me know!)

we can watch Danny Phantom again!

http:///danny-phantom-2.htm

we can watch Teen Titans again!(some videos aren't working)

http:///teen-titans.htm

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About me

NAME:jfghdioghaeroihgao;hadojfs. If you can’t read that just call me by my screen name, Vampirefrootloopsrule. Shorten it however you like. i will refer to myself as Frooty or The Frootloop however. Mostly just VFR.

REASON FOR PENNAME: people should put this more often. anyway, yes, it is a reference to Vlad Masters/Plasmius, but it is also a reference to my love for all things none sparkly vampires. i love them! haha! and frootloops, i'm a canibal that way XD

AGE: lets just say i'm older than 15. However, I was born on the fourth of May.

GENDER: i am a girl you'd be surprised how much i get called a guy .

FAVORITE CARTOONS: Danny Phantom of course! i also like Generator Rex, Ben 10(first season), Secret Saturdays(if you know where you can watch these online let me know), Teen Titans, and more i can't remember

FAVORITE ANIME: Kuroshitsuji!!!! i just, as of september 22/23 2012, finished it! it was at midnight, so that's why the time difference...heheh

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:Bones, Burn Notice, House, Suits, Falling Skies and more i can't remember

FAVORITE MOVIES: how to train your dragon, winnie the pooh(don't judge me!!!) and so much more

BEFORE AN ACCOUNT:back when i was a lowly annonymous reviewer i was called Fan Reader sooo, yeah. but if it was a flame, it was NOT ME! i don't flame people!

i've been on this site for FOREVER but only recently got an account.

WHERE I LIVE: I live in the US in a tiny state called Texas (that's sarcasm since it's the second largest state) which tells you almost nothing. another hint is that i live around one of the major cities and i am convinced the name of my town is covered up by that major city

Stories in progress/complete/soon to come-

i may not publish some or change them depending on my mood.

if you steal an idea, that's bad and i will know. and not only that, but i will personaly ask Pearl84 to set Dazzler(who is owned by Pearl) after you. HA take that mr. Stealer!!

GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS!

Already Published Stories found on other's pages-

Happiness (found on CKittyKatty’s profile)
A sad ghost claims Danny has something of hers and kidnaps him. Danny is trying to figure what she means by "key" and he finds that maybe she isn't the bad guy here. He also discovers a secret. Name may change.
http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7642160/1/Happiness

Who are you? Cowritten by vampirefrootloopsrule (found on Jasblue97’s profile
It had been an ordinary night for Darren and Larten, they had gone out to feed and were planning on going straight back to the Cirque but when they find a boy beaten and bloody in an alley what will happen with someone else after him
http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7812357/1/Who_are_you_Cowritten_by_bVampireFrootLoopsRule_b

The adventures of Paps and Badger
"What are you saying?" Danny said staring up at Vlad. "I'm saying if we do not stay together... then we might as well consider ourselves full ghost." Vlad said, "So Little Badger what do you say?" V/D Father/Son fic a Colab with VampireFrootloopsRule.
http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8073823/1/The_Adventures_Of_Paps_and_Badger

DANNY PHANTOM=

Young Phantom

What if Danny received his powers as a four-year-old? What if he didn’t have the support of his family this time? A somewhat depressing start but it will get better I hope.

Raven’s story

Raven Cooper (my OC) moves to Amity Park for freshman year. What will happen when she meets team Phantom? With this average girl, what could go wrong?

No one left

Everyone in Amity Park is dead. The only one left is Daniel James Fenton, left in the center of a giant crater in the middle of town. The government is trying to figure out how such a catastrophe could happen, but the only person who could possibly have an answer, doesn’t remember anything.

When worlds collide

What happens when the universe from my other story meets the DP universe and also the future…? This was actualy started BEFORE Young Phantom, but i was told it needed a prequel.

Alien invasion

Older brother

Danny and Jazz have an older brother. Things have died down so that no one is after Danny’s human or ghost half. Their brother has just come back from a trip to the icest reaches of Canada, where there is no such thing as TV or phones, how will he react to finding out his little brother is half ghost? Especially when no one tells his cuz they all assume he already knows

Jazz accidentally “peels” Vlad’s human half away. Alarmed, Danny rushes to try and save him but ends up fusing with the man to create HIM!

Danny saves someone from suicide, could this be the start of a friendship or something more?

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. Yeah, my life stinks. Please read!

The misunderstanding

What if his parents didn’t understand when he tells them his secret? No PP my own revealer. Please read!

Return of the purple back gorilla!

Exactly what the title says Please read!

Ghost books

The ghost writer sticks Danny inside a bunch of different stories. This will have different additions for different books. This will probably be just a crossover with a bunch of books. Please read!

Tired of it

Danny is tired of being hunted by his parents. Finally, he just can’t take anymore and tells them everything. But will this work out for better or worse? Will they accept him for what he is? Please read!

Dead

Danny’s been dead for a long time. And for the past 50 years, he’s been living in the ghost- zone as one of the few teenage ghosts. That is, until he finds something that pulls him to our world. What will he find and will he find his obsession? Please read!

Master no longer

It’s been done, I’m sure. Danny’s entire family, his friends, and even Mr. Lancer die. Clockwork didn’t intervene this time. Danny descends into depression; will he be able to snap out of it before he creates him? Please read!

Ruler of all ghosts

Vlad catches the crystal ball at the end of Control Freaks. Chaos ensues. Please read!

The divorce-Maddie

The divorce- Jack

Jack and Maddie get a divorce- this has two sides, one where Danny is with Jack and the other where he is with Maddie. Please read!

The clone

Danni returns, but what’s wrong with her? Please read!

Car trouble

Danny get’s a new car. But is it all it’s cracked up to be? And what trouble could a ghost kid possibly have with one? Please read.

Valerie

Valerie knows Danni’s secret, and Vlad’s, so why not figure out Danny’s? They did say Danni was a cousin, is it that far a leap? Please read!

Real world problems

Danny and the others come to the real world. How will they react to their being a cartoon? And how in the world am I supposed to hide a half ghost and his friends from my mom? Please read!

Jack learns the truth

In one of my stories, I said that Clockwork had revealed to Jack Danny’s secret. This is what happened. Please read!

The Cure

Danny’s grandfather is sick with some ghostly illness. Only he can search through the entire ghost zone to find the cure. In honor of my grandfather. Please read!

Beside myself

Cloning, twins, and duplication. Just how many people can share the same DNA before the original goes insane?

Ghostly sickness

Danny gets a cold. Normal right? Wrong! What will happen to the poor kid now? Please read!

Ghost dog returns

Cujo returns to wreak havoc. What does this dog want this time? Please read!

Will you be my friend?

Danny is trapped on an island with Klemper with little hope for escape. How will he keep his sanity? Please read!

Leaving home

Danny leaves home. His thoughts as he finally moves out after 19 years of living with his parents. Please read!

PTS

Danny comes back from the war with post traumatic stress disorder. With anyone else, this would be as simple as therapy, but ghost powers complicate things. (I know little to nothing about PTS. If I misrepresent it I’m sorry) Please read!

Will you be you friend?

Danny is trapped on an island with Klemper with little hope for escape. How will he keep his sanity? Please read!

Cruel waters

Danny is lost at sea with an OC. He can’t fly them all the way; he can’t swim that far, how will they get through this?

What is this show?

Danny turns on the TV to find a marathon of Danny Phantom episodes. How will he react to seeing his life after the accident? I looked at the glowing box in front of me, “since when am I on TV? I definitely didn’t approve of this.” Please read!

Insanity

Danny’s not crazy, or is he? What if everything we thought was real were just the delusions of an insane child? Probably just a one-shot, but we’ll see how that goes. Please read!

1600’s

After arriving in Salem 1600’s Danny is trapped after safely escorting his friends out the portal. How will he survive with the whole town hunting both sides of him? Please read!

Memory wipe

Danny gets his memories taken away by a ghost. But he still has his powers. How will this play out for team Phantom? Please read!

VLADIMIR TOD=

Vladimir Tod after 12th grade

Exactly what the title says; this will be a continuation of the great Vampire books. Please read!

CIRQUE DU FREAK=

“Father” son moments

Father son moments between Darren and Larten. Just a few one and two-shots. Please read!

PERCY JACKSON=

Reading the books-the lightning thief

It’s been done before, but this is my take on the reactions of the PJO crew reading their story. Characters to read will include Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Nico, Thalia, Poseidon, and maybe a few others later on. Please read!

It all started with a car

Percy get’s a new car. But is it all it’s cracked up to be? And what trouble could a half-blood possibly have with one? Please read.

The Apollo child who couldn’t sing and was always sick

Crossovers-

Halfa Club

This is a club for all creatures that are half human, or any other such thing. Meet Danny, Vlad, Raven, and a whole lot more Halfa’s!(DPxEVERYTHING WITH A HALFA THAT I CAN THINK OF) suggestions accepted.

What it means to be different

Danny and co. are mutants! They just don’t know it yet. But is he just a mutant? Of course not! He has to be half ghost too. No PP!(DPxXMEN)(next in line!)

The ghostly maze runner

What if Danny Fenton was sent to the Maze with or instead of Thomas? With powers of course, but he won’t find about them yet. Please read!(DPxMaze runner)

Ghosts and Nanites

Danny goes to an alternate dimension where the world is overrun with Nanites. When Danny meets Rex, they get off to a rough start. Danny thinks Rex is a ghost and Rex thinks Danny is an evo. Please read!(DPxGR)

Half Dead

Danny is on vacation near the long island sound. Fun right? But while he’s out flying, he crosses the border into Camp Half-Blood and meets Nico. How will the son of Hades fare with the half-ghost? Set after Last Olympian with no Lost Hero.(DPxPJO)

Titans in Amity

Ok, so it’s been done where Danny goes to Jump city after the death of his family, but what if the roles were reversed? Raven saves the world, but at the expense of her friends. And we know what happens to her without her friends thanks to Star’s trip to the future. Well, I’m going to add on top of that the angst and depression of a 15 year old boy who just lost everything he thought he had already saved.(DPxTT)

Half god, half ghost

Son of Poseidon, meet the half ghost kid. Please read!(DPxPJO)

The ghostly thief

Inspired by the story thief by divinedragon7: Danny’s on the streets and gets into trouble with the mob. In order to get on their good side, he needs to steal a priceless painting. And thus who better to solve the crime than the burke 6! Please read!(DPX White Collar)

Vladimir in the cirque

We all know Darren would be replaced, what if he was replaced by someone who was already half-vamp? Vladimir Tod is the new Darren Shan(VTXCDF)

What’s a bender?

Danny gets sent through a portal to the world of Avatar. Aang thinks he’s some sort of spirit of nature or something, Danny just wants to go home. Please read!(DPxAvatar)

Ghosts in a circus

Danny sees a traveling circus coming to his town. When he goes to check it out, he finds the Cirque Du Freak! There, he makes a new friend, Darren, but the young boy isn’t what he seems. Please read!(DPxCDF)

Two worlds together

Darren Shan meets Vladimir Tod! What will these two half Vampires get themselves into? Read to find out!(CDFxVT)

Danny the Overlander

After a fight with a ghost, Danny get’s thrown through the earth to join the Regalian’s in a new prophecy about a savior and the warrior. Please read!(DPxunderland Chronicles)

Being human/DP crossover- I like the idea of contrasting ideas so I decided to do this.

Stories being worked on fully-

Happiness (found on CKittyKatty’s profile)
A sad ghost claims Danny has something of hers and kidnaps him. Danny is trying to figure what she means by "key" and he finds that maybe she isn't the bad guy here. He also discovers a secret. Name may change.
http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7642160/1/Happiness

Who are you? Cowritten by vampirefrootloopsrule (found on Jasblue97’s profile
It had been an ordinary night for Darren and Larten, they had gone out to feed and were planning on going straight back to the Cirque but when they find a boy beaten and bloody in an alley what will happen with someone else after him
http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7812357/1/Who_are_you_Cowritten_by_bVampireFrootLoopsRule_b

Circus Gothica du Freak

What if Danny didn’t get saved by Sam and Tucker after the Freakshow incident? What if it was up to one Larten Crepsley to help the poor boy? Set after episode Control Freaks and before the Cirque du Freak books, but it is in modern day America. Also, Ultimate Enemy has already happened.(DPxCDF)

Twins

Danny was born with a twin. How different would his life be with someone helping him from the beginning in his family? Follow Daniel and Alexander Fenton as they take on the world, one ghost at a time

quotes-

"when once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." -- Leonardo da Vinci

Generator Rex-

It started when the nanites went kapow upon the scene

Conforming all the life on earth like nothing that you’ve seen

But there’s one lucky umbra who can make them build machines

He’s Gen Rex!

Sad stuff that made me, well, sad...-

Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too

I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared

I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too

I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care

You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor

You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can

Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help

Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight.

A girl her boyfriend were speeding over 150kmph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No,this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping then sign your pen name. Ultimix. bloodhungryHalfa. ChopSuzi, VampireFrootloopsRule,

funny stuff i liked-

You know you’re obsessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.(they always steal the good food)

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.(I look around like a crazy person)

You know what Esperanto is.(of course)

You know a few Esperanto words.(just a few)

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands(and it never works…how sad)

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius(kind of ruins the chronicles of Vladimir Tod but totally)

You've gone looking for ghost portals(haven’t found one yet)

You want to dye your hair white(I think my mom would get mad)

You know the theme song by heart(who doesn’t?)

You can quote parts of/entire episodes(hmmm. Mostly. I don’t have the best memory)

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled(bring it back now!)

You cried when Phantom Planet ended(I didn’t cry, but I was like finally! When they kissed and the ‘rents found out)

Pssh. 'nuff said.(sticks hand out in “pssh, ‘nuff” manner)

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.(I totally would be one if it weren’t for the fact I love meat)

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost(he didn’t show! I even said “Beware”)

You know the importance of Emergency Ham(hides the emergency button. duh)

You think hazmat suits rule(does anyone know where a girl can get one?)

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"(Haven’t heard it yet but me so will if I do. But to the person so I can go to the Ghost Zone)

You don't go near beauty pageants.(why would I anyway?)

It's not Eragon, its Aragon.(love the books but come on! Can he turn into a dragon? Nooooo)

You like red berets(never seen one before)

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus( I think I found him!!!)

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White(MIB is such a rip off.(not really since i think it came first) But it is great)

You've tried to capture things in a thermos(why won’t it work?)

You named your dog Cujo(my mom named him Charlie, but that was my vote)

You were excited when you turned 14(and got really ticked when I turned 15 without powers)

You searched Google maps for Amity Park(I live by one!)

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street(can I move here?)

Whenever you get Frootloops you search the box for Vlad(I know he’s in here somewhere…)

When you're shocked you shout out a book title(people look at me funny, but i actually exclaim things like Vlad does (butter bisuits!))

You've tried to walk through walls(bruises to prove it)

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks(it got squished)

You don't want locker 724( they got rid of it! i used to want it but now its gone!!!!)

You support Frog's Rights(let them live! but discecting rats is ok)

You don't like biker dudes(yeah but for a totally other reason added to this one)

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.(yup)

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.(O.0)

You bought the bat with the word Fenton on it(can’t find one but when I do…)

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you(stalker shadows!)

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts(again I haven’t found one but I want to join the one that does)

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat(giant mouses! AAAAAAAH)

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.(haha. Take that Greek mythology!)

You never eat oatmeal at camp(never been to camp)

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher(I just keep getting it tangled)

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga(haven’t had to write it down but I think I would)

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Danni.(good, evil, bad then good)

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet (didn’t I say that already?)

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies (why did she do this in the first place?)

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear (hmmm. How does it go? Oh yeah!)

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut (why did it have to be spelled so similarly?)

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people (of course not! That would give my secret identity away)

You've tried to fly (doesn’t work)

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals (need. Danny. PHANTOM!)

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo(and LOTS of doodles)

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase(great now i have BOTH theme songs in my head)

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios (I have and I plan on doing it soon)

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island (where is this? I want to ride!)

You named your cat Maddie (allergic but totally would)

You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American.'(Or half-ecto-American)

Normal peoole draw smiley-faces in fogged up windows, you draw the DP symbol(i came up with this one all by myself!)

50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

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Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

MOO... I'm a fish

Silence is Golden, Duck tape is Silver

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do

Love isn't about joy, it's about endurance

Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde

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Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think its Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

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Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone's in style.

So what I've got a smile on, but it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I'm secretly laughing at your face.

I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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11/8/11- i need ideas for Twins, sorry guys, but i am having some really bad writers block for this one

also, i've started a challenge to help with my writers block. just know that if i update there, another story of mine probably won't be updated. i'm also switching my updating schedule for CGDF and Twins to alternate between the two. i don't like the quality i've been giving you so far with Twins so i'm hoping more time will equal better quality on that. maybe even more quantity!

11/18/11- the thanksgiving break is here! unfortunately for you guys, this means i don't update. sorry, but i have little to no access to an actual computer during breaks. odd i know. man, ya'll are going to hate me during winter break. oh, and summer is going to be KILLER! .

12/1/11- the results of the poll are in! my stories twins and Circus gothica du freak will be updated switching every week. this is to hope for longer chapters and more action that will keep you readers on your toes

12/31/11- VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL MY READERS!!!! you must read my "as regards to updates" thingy i have at the top, but if you are too lazy to go up there, like me, then i will put it here: i can no longer update on thursdays. my mom has put a password on all the computers, so i will only be able to update when i go to my dads house. i'm very sorry

5/22/12- Haven't posted here in a while, but guess what? I can post during weekdays now! well, ish. only until school's end because i got a flashdrive that bypasses the school block! huzzah!

and on to the posted stories!