"OH CRAP!" cried Danny as he dodged a lightning bolt from Technus, only to be hit by a missile from Skulker. The explosion from the missile launched him into an alleyway full of boxes, which were all launched at him by the Box Ghost.

"CRAP CRAP CRA-" Danny is cut off by the roll of bubble wrap wrapping around his head. He turns intangible to get out of it only to be cut in the arm by one of Skulkers machetes. He backs away as a volley of CD's are launched at him by Technus. He quickly flys away at top speed to the mall.

'Who knew they would be so strong if they teamed up? I've gotta find a way to distract them!'

He lands in a Best Buy gaming section. He looks around vainly hoping to find a suitable distraction. And then he spots it. A few minutes later he has it all set up. And just in time as well.

"Where are you, Whelp?" calls Skulker, checking his PDA for him.

"We will find you, Boy." says Technus, who is suddenly distracted by a new phone model.

"BEWARE!" cries Boxy, wiggling his fingers in an attempt to be scary.

"OVER HERE!" yells Danny, still in the gaming section.

"WHELP/CHILD/BEWARE!" the three full ghosts cry simultaneously. They fly over to him, ready to attack when suddenly . . .

"WAIT! I have a peace offering for you."

"What is it?" they all ask, With Boxy throwing his obligatory 'Beware' at the end.

"An XBox." says Danny, gaining the Box Ghosts attention.

"And?" say Skulker and Technus, the former holding boxy back.

"It's also a gaming system." and now Skulker is holding back both Boxy and Technus.

"And?" grunts Skulker, having difficulty holding back the too ghosts

"And it's playing Cabela's Big Game Hunter." the three ghosts swarm the machine. Danny stares at ten for a secon before he pulls out his Fenton Thermos and sucks them in. A collective 'Aww' is heard from inside. He looks around and sucks the XBox, controllers, and TV in.


Yep. I wrote this in thirty minutes, on my iPod at 12:25 pm.