If you think that every time Kaiba smiles something cute and fluffy dies (ex. a puppy) post this to your profile and sign: Lunarius-Chibi

Find me on AFF: Coldfire_KoAnor_The_5th

Nickname(s): Lunny, Cold, Junsei (trying to get this one started), Chibi...

Love: YAOI!!!! Reading about my fav pairings, listening to music with a good tempo

Hates: bullies, people that judge others, Naraku, villians who don't know when to pucking DIE!!!!!

Birthday: 10/11/91 (ALMOST THE SAME DAY AS NARUTO!!!! T-T...so close)

Muses: Coldfire (thus the AFF UN), any OC in a fic that pops in my head...oh, and Solarius Aquanette *points to a pissed off blue and purple cat*

Gaia Online: SwordOfTheDarkOnes

Stories:

There's Something Wrong Here: IY, InuCest, MiroXSang (other pairs TBA), Drama/Romance/AU= InuYasha, Tractus and friends are a gang of thieves who get set up to die they escape and noe Naraku wants their heads and calls in the best Merc's that he can buy. One Merc in particular is InuYasha's own elder brother! Now, InuYasha has two choices: Tell his Dad and ask for help...or bend to his inner demon and seduce his brother!

8-17-2012: Had to fix something in newest Chapter (chap 8). Sorry bout that folks. It was seriously aggravating me.

9-11-2013: Newest chapter out!!! WHOOT!!! This Fic an't dead Kittens!!!!

Night School: Bonus- In which we learn how the Founder meet, why they started Night School and how Ryuusei and Lucas got kids! Hinted at Yullen and Lucky in later Parts...

8-24-2012: Bonus updated! Whew, you guys rule for keeping up with me.

8-23-2013: ...I say nothing in my defense...Real Life likes kicking my two tailed ass all the way to Budapest...Update. With more to come. I AM NOT DONE WITH SPECIAL LITTLE BONUS' FOR ALL MY YAOI-KITTENS!!!!

3-11-2014: *falls* Mind. Dead. Soul. Escaped. Need. White. Mage.

Stories Completed:

Whispers: Naruto, SasuNaru, KyuuIta/ Tradgey {*GASP*}- AU/ONESHOT {maybe}= "We were enimeies, we weren't suppose to fall in love. Yet we did."

11-22-10: Naruto ONESHOT...i know i said i would wait...but, the stupid bunny started to bite my ankles...so, you all get it early. REVIEW PLEASE!!! Had to repost due to my mistake of not checking the darn doc.

21 Shorts for Allen's Birthday!: Allen turns 21 this year! So, I'm wirting a little short for each day until his birthday. Reviews would be loved! YULLEN/ with possible hints of LUCKY...Updated every day...hopefully.

Night School: D. Gray Man, AU, YULLEN/LUCKY...One vision, two families...not everything is as it appears. Rated for language. AU. YULLEN/LUCKY eventually

11-4-10: 2nd story published...DGM...lorde help me...

11-24-10: REPOSTED PROLOGUE: i made it easier to read...sorry to any who got headaches because of me!!!

3-4-11: COMPLETED NIGHT SCHOOL!!! Exactly 5 months...damn...

Renewed Time: Yu-Gi-Oh, Puzzleshipping, Bronzeshipping, Tendershipping and Puppyshipping...Puzzle/Bronze/Tender/Puppy-shipping to come! A wicked force is reviving the Items. The Egyptian Deities send three vassals to help the gang out...wait, who's that they brought with them?

11-10-10: 3rd story published...YGO...*gulp*

5-12-11: FINISHED RENEWED TIME!!! Yeah, took longer than I expected..

Story To Be Posted: (I want to complete at least one story already up)

Psychic's Have Problems Too {may be renamed}: YGO, Puzzle-Tender-Puppy-Bronzeshipphing/ Adventure/Romance- AU= Yuugi and his adopted siblings have recently lost their Grandpa. Soon, they're swept into the society that their Grandpa was apart of. Can the teens find love as well as discover why their Grandpa was mudered? {gotta get things ironed out and plotted at little bit more}

Heartless Hunters: KH, RiSo, AxRox, TerrVen, Adventure/Romance/AU=Riku Wise and his family move in with his mother's reclusive father in "Radiant Garden". There Riku meets Eventus and is guided by the odd youth through the islands around "Radiant Garden". Riku and his cousins, Terra and Cloud, meet the Highwind Triplets. Eventus's sudden dissaperance sparks the adeventure of a life-time for everyone he knew.

Mutterings: Sequel to "Whispers", Naruto, SasuNaru (other pairs TBA)/Adventure/Romance/AU= Naruto lives in a city where demonic gangs rule the streets. He and his Father each have their own gang making Naruto a demon. When invited to a Peace Masked Ball by Vita (Godmother to EVERY gang) and her 'Peackeepers' Naruto finds his life gets a tad bit more complicated.

The Phantomhive Opera: Black Butler, CeilXSebas (other pairs TBA), Drama/Romance/AU= Ceil Phantomhive inherits the Opera from his Father after the man's mysterious death. Ceil is 16 years old and many believe he isn't ready to take over. With him is his younger brother; Fatum. Guided by his father's notes given to him from the elusive "Opera Ghost" Ceil sets out to solve his Father's Murder...but, maybe everything isn't as it seems.

Idea Puffs (the prelude to a Plot Bunny)

Soul Eater: Either AU or IU: AU would be a real life school setting with a supernatural twist. IU would be a surprise!

Saiyuki: AU, guys are detectives or something, murder cases pop up and one is a found to be a target. Others try to save their friend.

07-Ghost: IU, slight AU as I haven't been keeping up to date with chapters *cries*. New foes/allies appear and things get serious for Teito and the Bishops. Turns out the Chief of Heaven forgot to mention a few things...

Shaman King: Either AU or IU= AU would be taking the guys and putting them as Guardians or something...IU would be taking it to the redo of the Tournament and just adding in a team of my own, along with the Cat D

Hitman: Nothing yet...

Trinity Blood: IU= an ancient item is found and the Orden want it...they'll just have to go through both the Vatican and the Empire to get it. As well as a few other Elder Bloods that have been forgotten about...

Nuraihyon: IU= A powerful Demon Clan from across the Sea come to the Supreme Commander for assistance...

Bleach: IU= American Soul Society?

Yami no Matsuei: AU= Tsuzuki and the gang are bodyguards/dectitives. Hisoka is a speical being which needs their protection. Can Tsuzuki save Hisoka's life and somehow win the icy youth's heart. IU= American dectivites come to assist with a case which invovles a rather nasty demon and more than enough drama to satisfy Hisoka's inner emo.

DNAngel: AU= Dark is a demon. Krad's a angel. Satoshi is confused as hell while Daisuke is a alluring half-demon who wants to be a normal human. IU= The beings who taught the Hikari their magic. Lots of hellish creatures arrive in artwork and Satoshi may lose his soul if Daisuke doesn't steal the right item in time. Oh and Dark/Krad are given their own bodies through a hellish ritual.

Wiess Kruez: AU= Omi and Ken are Negotiators. Ran and Kouji are Monster Slayers with issues. When these four meet, it'll be a team from Heaven or Hell on Earth. IU= Omi is actually kidnapped and the gang rush against the clock to save him. Schwartz lends unexpected help due to a higher power.

Gundam Wing: AU= The gang goes to a school where their Gundams are summons. They're not on the same side, and find getting along tough. But when the school goes to hell in a handbasket they band together and make it right. IU= Quatre's sick, Duo's insane, Trowa's missing, Herro's confused, WuFei's stoic and Zechs' ticked. But what else is new? The gang tries to help their empathic friend, while something dark looms over them.

My Favorite All Time Yaoi Pairings Are==== MY OTP(s): YamiXYuugi, TuzukiXHisoka, SasukeXNaruto, SebastianXCiel, YuuXAllen, RukiXSora, HibariXTsuna, AbleXIon, SanzoXGoku, SesshomaruXInuYasha, FrauXTeito, YohXMorty, TrowaXQuatre, SatoshiXDaiskue, RanXOmi, SoraXSuano

YU-GI-OH!: YamiXYuugi, BakuraXRyou, MalikXMarik(...one of my friends is gonna kill me) SetoXJou

YAMI NO MATSUEI: TuzukiXHisoka (that's all really), TatsumiXWatari

JOUNJOU ROMANTICA: UsamiXMizuki, NowakiXHiro, ProfXShinobu (sorry i actually forgot his name!!)

NARUTO: SasukeXNaruto (any other pairs that you guys would suggest?)

BLACK BUTLER: SebastianXCiel (yeah, faithful demon butler...teaches master a few new things XD), PlutoXFinny (don't ask...depraved mind)

D-GRAY MAN: YULLEN!!!! LUCKY!!!! (only two that i like...any others and its a OC of mine that gets it up the @$$)

KINGDOM HEARTS: RikuXSora, AxelXRoxas, TerraXVentus, DemyxXZexion

NO. 6: NezumiXSion (I have yet to watch this series...only saw pics and LOVED the visual balance these two had)

HITMAN REBORN: HibariXTsuna, YamamotoXGokudera, XanxusXSqualo

TRINITY BLOOD: AbleXIon (*ducks under covers* I SEE IT ALL RIGHT!)

INUYASHA: SesshomaruXInuYasha, BankotsuXJakotsu

NURAIHYON NO MAGO: TamazukiXInugami (really i don't see any others)

BLEACH(okay now this i will read these pairings...maybe write I have to debate on that) BakuyaXRengi, GrimmjowXUlquiorra

SAIYUKI: SanzoXGoku, GoyjoXHakkai

07-GHOST: FrauXTeito

SOUL EATER: SteinXSpirit

SHAMAN KING:YohXMorty, ZekeXLyserg, MarcoXLyserg. FaustXMorty

D N ANGEL: SatoXDai, KradXDark

WEISS KUREZ: RanXOmi, KoujiXKen

SUKISHO: SoraXSuano, KaiXGaku, ShinXNanami

GUNDAM WING: HerroXDuo (1X2), TrowaXQuatre (3X4), ZechsXWuFei (6X5)

CARDFIGHT VANGUARD: KaiXAichi, DarkBlasterXBlaster

GET BACKERS: BanXGinji, JuubeiXKazuki

...if anyone has any other pairs feel free to message me with them!! I'm always open to new Animes !!

And Now Lunny's Corner

Well, ok folks if you want to get in touch with me on GaiaOnline just send me a PM on here and we'll talk.

With that out of the way..."Night School" is nearing its final chapter. I would LOVE to see more people vote or else the sequel to "Whispers" may be the last thing on my list to work on. No worries though because 2 have voted thus far I already got evil Yaoi Fangirl Ideas *rubs hands and cackles...pauses* Sorry about that. Anyways, ahem...um...what else to put here? Oh, I know! Cold and Solarius do a song and dance number!

Muses: *glare*

Or not...touchy...well that's it for Lunny's Corner! It may update when I complete "Night School"...oh crap...that reminds me...anyone seen a bunny with the Eye of RA on its forehead, a little spike collar, and a mage's staff strapped to its back? Its my plot bunny for "Renewed Time" the little bugger ran off...

4-5-2013: *sees a tumbleweed pass* holy cripes...HEY EVERYBODY!!!! I AN'T DEAD!!!! well...after some major updates to my life: a biggie being I GOT A JOB!!! So now I can afford Otakon this year!!! Which i plan on cosplaying as Aqua from KH: BBS...XD As you can see I got more Cats...may redo where some are, may not. But, the addition of cats means that yes i plan on more fanfictions...I hope to start my own book series...once I get a solid path for it. And I am updatin NS: B soon...very soon. I think a lemon is choking me on that one...but. TSWH is being updated TODAY!!!!!!

8-23-2013: *crawls out from under a rock* ... X.X Updates will be coming soon I promise!!! I so hope I didn't lose anyone...

9-11-2013: After a nice trip to Budapest. I AM BACK KITTENS!!!! And with a new chapter for TSWH!!! Plus new Cats, which means more fandom's to come. I am finishing TSWH before moving on and finishing all posted fics before posting anymore!!! w big heart to all you Kittens for putting up with me.

9-20-2013: Okay...starting to lose my motive for TSHW. I said starting to...not a lot of people are reviewing and I'm already doubting a lot of things with that story as it is. *sighs* I will not give up on it. I will not put it on Haitus. I swear I won't, just need a very good review to get my spirits up is all...I swear.

3-13-2014: Oh dear lord folks...life is officially gone to hell and back. TSWH is due for an update...if only my warrior muse who FREAKING WAKE UP!!!!

My Trademark! (some of my stories in the works and up have one of these guys in them) [Please do not use without permission]

Timeless Cat: (ta-i-em-luh-ess k-at); noun.

A being that isn't really a cat at all, its something much more… complicated. They are the observers of a higher power that are not born; they simply "wake-up" into existence. There are currently ten "Timeless Cats" known to beings of life and death, roaming the parallel worlds as we know them. They show themselves as mere aura's in a world where some form of "Light" & "Shadow" exist and only wake when a 'merger' of those two powers comes into being. They can wake at any time during the 'merger's' life and all they do is simply observe. They can fall in love, but once they do they have to choose between being a Timeless or being whatever their beloved is. A Timeless Cat is truly a horrid existence. They are virtually powerless, formless and genderless. The shapes and genders that they take are they're sub-conscious preferences. If bored, which they always are, a Timeless Cat may play matchmaker with the merger and whoever they see the merger's inner power grow around. They take the primary form of a Cat due to its athletic skills, hunter instincts and overall survival rate when left to its own devices. Those who know of the existence of a Timeless Cat are either a being of Death or of Life, that or they are simply connected to the higher powers of their world.

Warnings: Should a Timeless Cat show red pupils approach with the upmost caution and be ready to beg for your life; Should a Timeless Cat refer to one as 'kitten', 'tom' or 'tabby' NEVER allow harm to come to that person; Timeless Cat's are not to be betrayed for if they are they become nothing more than wrathful beasts that kill all within sight; A Timeless Cat can never die unless their merger is the one to kill them.

Known Abilities: Shape Shifting of any type; bending Light around them; manipulating Shadow around them; Any form of Psyche; A Personal Talent of their choosing.

Known Colors: One should note the coloring of the Timeless Cat they're confronted with.

1-Black: these cats tend to be warm to the touch but icy when first meeting their merger. Personalities come out later.

2-White: these cats tend to be icy to the touch but warm when first meeting their merger. Personalities come out later.

3-Gray: these cats tend to be smart-alec or all together silent when first meeting their merger. Personalities come out later.

4-A Pattern of White & Black: these cats tend to ignore their merger at first but as personalities surface warmth bubbles.

Eye coloration is another notable trait as there are ten possible eye colors and a major personality trait/elemental attribute that goes with them.

1-Red: Fire, a cat with these eyes can not see blood or else they tend to become killers.

2-Orange: Thunder, a cat with these eyes tend to be very loud and make themselves known through their volume.

3-Yellow: Lighting, a cat with these eyes tends to be a fast talker and thinker; they may end up speaking their mind without knowing it.

4-Green: Nature, a cat with these eyes tends to be nurturing to those they see as "Kittens".

5-Blue: Water, a cat with these eyes tends to be fluid in movements and speech.

6-Indigo: Ice, a cat with these eyes tends to be able to make any one feel worthless with their glare.

7-Violet: Metal, a cat with these eyes tends to be rash and quick to pick a fight.

8-Black: Rock, a cat with these eyes tends to watch and listen for weakness in those around it.

9-White: Spirit, a cat with these eyes tends to be able to peer into one's inner self and see them for who they truly are.

10-Gray: Air, a cat with these eyes tends to be graceful and rarely lets anything put it at ill ease.

Enemies: Beings of Light or Shadow that feel that the Timeless Cat is something of no use to their plans.

Allies: The Merger and any who are allies of.

o.0-LINE BREAK-0.o

Known Timeless Cats:

Solis and Luna= eldest of the current Cats. They can be found in "07-Ghost". Solis is calm, composed and serious to a point. Luna is outgoing, scatter-brained and hyper to a limit. Solis is with Ayanami, while Luna is with Teito. Solis' personal talent is lip-reading. Luna's is lie detecting. Solis means "Sun" and Luna means "Moon". Solis is there for Ayanami, Luna is there for Teito. (Solis appeared at the end of "Night School")

Diruo= 2nd eldest. He can be found in "Saiyuki". Diruo is indifferent and pays the least attention to his Merger. He usually is off in his own world making him distracted and easily surprised. Diruo is with The Sanzo Party (sometimes…they keep leaving him behind). Diruo's personal talent is reading maps no matter how crudely drawn. Diruo means "Ruin". Diruo is there for Goku. (Diruo appeared briefly at the end of "Night School")

Sidus= 3rd eldest. He can be found in "Soul Eater". Sidus is excitable, sarcastic and usually is very rude to those around him. He really loves kids, so his personality does a complete turn around them. Sidus is with the DWMA. Sidus's personal talent is being able to wield any normal weapon. Sidus means "Star". Sidus is there for Maka.

Vita= 4th eldest. She can be found in "Naruto". Vita is motherly, very wise with common sense/ practical things also blunt and usually spares no one with her remarks at times. Vita is with The Hidden Leaf Village. Vita's personal talent is being able to read anything, she uses her tail to turn pages/hold the edge of the scroll. Vita means "Life". Vita is there for Naruto. (Vita is due to make her own appearance in "Mutterings")

Morte & Aetas= 5th and 6th eldest. They can be found in " DGray Man". Morte is wise, vengeful and usually there to scold his younger brother, Aetas is blunt, manipulative and usually takes things in stride. Morte is with the Noah, while Aetas is with the Black Order. Morte's personal talent is long distance running and Aetas's is hypnotizing. Morte means "Death", while Aetas means "Time". Morte is there for Tyki, Aetas is there for Allen. (Aetas first showed up in "Night School" with Morte following after)

Tractus= 7th eldest. She can be found in "InuYasha". Tractus is forward voices her mind and usually ends up coming off as insensitive. Tractus is with InuYasha and his friends. Tractus's personal talent is moving boulders and other large objects by strength alone. Tractus means "Space". Tractus is there for InuYasha. (Tractus makes her own appearance in "There's Something Wrong Here")

Eventus= 2nd to the youngest. He can be found in "Kingdom Hearts". Eventus is curious, questions everything he can and usually ends up in more trouble than he bargained for. Eventus is with King Mickey and Riku. Eventus's personal talent is painting. Eventus means "Destiny". Eventus is there for Sora. (Eventus is due to make his own appearance in "Heartless Hunters")

Fatum= Youngest. He can be found in "Black Butler". Fatum is still a kitten and just forming his abilities as a Timeless Cat. Fatum is easily scared, but if he knows something will hurt his merger he's the bravest thing on four legs, he's gullible and naive. Fatum is with Ceil. Fatum's personal talent is playing music. Fatum means "Fate". Fatum is there for Ceil. (Fatum was seen in Cat Form and mentioned in "Night School"; he is due to make his own appearance in "The Phantomhive's Opera")

Other Cats

Alpha= recently discovered. He can be found in “Descendants of Darkness”. Truly the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he and the other elders have been out of focus for a time. Alpha is extremely silent usually scaring others if he suddenly yawns or even moves at times. Alpha is with Tsuzuki and Hisoka. Alpha's personal talent is writing poetry. Alpha means “The First”. Alpha is there for Tsuzuki.

Beta= recently discovered. He can be found in “Trinity Blood”. One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats. Beta is moody at best, seemingly switching from one mood to the other rapidly. That is due to the cat's own unique Personal talent of multitasking; a side affect is that Beta is able to split into multiple cats (highest record: 8). Beta is with The Vatican, Rosencrantz Orden, the New Human Empire & the Albion Kingdom. Beta means “The Second”. Beta is there for Able.

Gamma= recently discovered. He can be found in “Hitman Reborn”. One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he has been sleeping. Gamma is a drama-king, usually overreacting to something then turning around and not caring at all. Gamma is with Tsuna. Gamma's personal talent is pin-point accuracy with any projectile. Gamma means “The Third”. Gamma is there for Tsuna.

Delta= recently discovered. He can be found in “Nuriahyon no Mago”. One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he has been avoiding contact with his siblings cause they give him headaches. Delta is a gentleman cat, who has a short fuse when dealing with his siblings. Delta's personal talent is the ability to remember every little detail. Delta means “The Fourth”. Delta is there for Rikuo.

Omega= recently discovered. He can be found in “Yu-Gi-Oh”. One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he has the worst sense of direction and so missed 'Renewed Time' all together. Omega is extremely care-free who irritates the living heck out of others. Omega's personal talent is his highly-tuned reflexes and skills to keep others out of danger. Omega means “The Last”. Omega is there for Yuugi & Yami.

Terminus= recently discovered. He can be found in "Shaman King". One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he has been watching his other siblings waiting for the chance to leave. Terminus is an extremely shy cat who rarely lets someone pick him up or even see him. Terminus' personal talent is his ablity to negate all emotion around him. Terminus means "End". Terminus is there for Yoh.

Ineo= recently discovered. She can be found in "Bleach". One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, she has been wandering the different worlds trying to find where she needs to be. Ieno is a calm tabby who never gets overly emotional and rarely allows tears or sadness to appear around her. Ineo's personal talen is being able to perform any feat to inhuman heights. Ineo means "Begin". Ineo is there for Ichigo.

Nihil= recently discovered. He can be found in “Gundam Wing”. One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he really terrifys his siblings to no end. Nihil is a indifferent tom who rarely allows much of any extreme emotion to rule him. Nihil's personal talent is his ablity to move through objects and shadow with little pressure. Nihil means “Nothing”. Nihil is there for the Gundam Pilots.

Infinitas= recently discovered. He can be found in “Weiss Kruez”. One of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, he rarely interacted with the other Cats. Infinitas is a stoic male who dislikes being treated childishly. Infinitas' personal ability is his high regeration and healing rate, as he can literally revive himself from apparent death. Infinitas means “Eternity”. Infinitas is there for Omi.

Aether & Abyssus = recently discovered. They can be found in “DNAngel”. Two of the eldest of the Timeless Cats, they rarely leave the others side for more than an hour. Aether is observant and honest, while Abyssus is manipulative and lies. Aether's personal ablity is to seal anything in whatever form he wills it. Abyssus' personal ablity is to be able to undo any lock before him. Ather means “Heaven” as Abyssus means “Hell”. They are both there for Satoshi and Daisuke.

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If Yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't a duck
So give me some Yaoi
And shut the fuck up

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you HATE RACISM!!

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Put this
on your channel
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5D!)

If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Masquerade - Phantom of the Opera

Waking Up: This is Halloween - Panic! At the Disco version

First Day At School: Rudra – Black Butler Soundtrack

Falling In Love: Sally’s Song – Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack

Fight Song: King Herod’s Song – Jesus Christ Superstar

Breaking Up: To the Memory of Madame Red (Red Lady) – Black Butler Soundtrack

Prom night: Krieg - Soul Eater Soundtrack

Mental Breakdown: Kindnap the Sandy Claws – Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack

Driving: Simple and Clean (end credits) – Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack

Flashback: Dance, Dance – Fall Out Boy

Getting back together: Victor – Soul Eater Soundtrack

Wedding: 115 – Elena Siegman: Zombie Ops

Birth of Child: Break Me Down - Red

Final Battle: Bottom of a Bottle – Smile Empty Soul

Funeral Song: Lacrimosa Kalafina – Black Bulter Soundtrack

Final Credits: Salve Maria – Peace be with You – Soul Eater Soundtrack

Wow…don’t really know what to say about this…kind of suits me really…I’m scared now.

List Your 10 Favourite Kingdom Hearts Characters

1. Ventus
2. Terra
3. Sora
4. Riku
5.. Aqua
6. Roxas
7. Axel
8. Zexion
9. Demyx
10. Kairi

Q1: Would 5 and 7 make a good couple?
Oh hell no…Axel would take one look at her and say “Wrong parts.”

Q2: 2 is walking home alone, who is more likely to jump out at him/her? 8 or 3?
Sora would because Terra is one of his childhood friends and the crush of his brother, Ventus!

Q3: How sexy is number 1?
Really…damn, they made TWO of him. That’s gotta be evidence enough!

Q4: If 8 likes 6 and found out 3 likes 6, what would 8 do to 3?
Oh gods…if Zexion liked Roxas, then found out that Sora liked Roxas. No way…7 (Axel) would have interfered by now and shoved Zexion into a locked room with 9 (Demyx). Then Axel would of ran off with Roxas as 4 (Riku) wisked away Sora…complicated, but there.

Q5: 9 walks in on 10, 4 and 2 having sex. What does 9 do?

Scream to high heaven and ask “What did she drug you guys with?!?”

Q6: Oh look! 2 is stripping, what does 1 do?
Terra is stripteaseing Ventus! Obviously, Ventus has a nosebleed then returns the favor.

Q7: 7 takes 3 out on a date, how does it go?.

Wrong…horribly wrong. Axel is either taking Sora out to get Riku to finally act or to piss off Roxas…

Q8: Make up a summary using the pairings 6/3 and 4/2.
okay…. Roxas and Sora have been sleeping with each other because of pyscho trauma that has them missing their missing brother Ventus. Terra and Riku are fuck buddies who find the two brothers in a compromising position and blackmails them into sleeping with them. Riku sleeps with Sora cuz he fell for the other instantly, as Terra is reminded of a missing lover within Roxas and therefore uses the boy as a replacement. Then Axel walks into town with Terra’s lover and the boys missing brother: Ventus….happy?

Q9: What would 2 and 5 do if they found out 2 had a baby?

Terra and Aqua find out that Terra had a baby…that’s easy, Aqua would raise the child as her own as Terra tries to find a way to explain it all to his family.

Q10: How famous is 4?
Holy hell…he was possessed by a pedophile, fought his best friend. Traveled through the darkness to find a way back to said best friend and then became kick ass to a whole new level. You tell me…

Q11: Does 7 have a secret crush on 10?
No…absolutely not at all.

Q12: If 1 had to get laid, would he do it with 2, 5 or 9?
Ventus has to get laid…his choices are Terra, Aqua or Demyx. Okay…he wouldn’t choose Demyx cuz he don’t know him. Aqua is too much like a big sister…but Terra’s always made him feel…submissive.

Q13: Suggest a hurt/comfort title for 10/4
Missing the Warmth of His Heart

Q14: What song suits 8 the best?
Zexion – You’re crashing but you’re no wave (Fall Out Boy)

Q15: 6 just died, who cares?
Axel, Sora, Ventus…Zexion and Demyx I would think…

Q16: Would 2 and 3 make out?
On a dare…then quickly turn to their respected partners and need to leave the room.

Q17: Do any of your friends ship 6/8

I hope not…

Q18: How far would 1 go with 4?
Not far…Riku would want Sora kissing him.

Q19: If 9 had a fetish, what would it be?
Water, Loud Music and Books

Q20: 4 just caught 2 masturbating. What does 4 do?
Riku caught Terra masturbating…use it as blackmail for the next time Terra wants Riku to make up an excuse to Ventus.

Q21: 10 just caught 4 naked! Does he/she like what they see?
Fuck yes…I know I would…

Q22: What would 9 do to 1 if they were alone with a box of sex toys?
Demyx and Ventus with sex toys….PFFT, I don’t think either of them would know what to do!

Q23: 7, 2 and 5 are all having sex, who is most likely to join in with them: 1 or 8?
Ventus would, cuz he wants Terra to make him unable to walk for a while…

Q24: 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10 are all in maids outfits, which one would 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 most likely to rape?
Ventus wouldn’t rape Terra, it’d be the other way around. Sora would so let Riku take him over the nearest object. Aqua would take Kairi and make that little girl know how a woman feels. Axel would so fuck Roxas in that outfit without prompt. Demyx would awkwardly ask Zexion to sleep with him.

Q25: Would any of your friends draw 1/2/5?
God, I hope not…

MY 9 NAMES (For all of these I have used my Oringal Character Name. Not my real one.)

Character Name: (used as base for penname) Lunarius Dark Magus (L.D.M)

Parents: Halifax Liecth Magus- Father; Celestia Isis Killer-Magus

Siblings: Solarius Night Magus (also a muse…go figure…)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Lunarius

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle)

Lunaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:

(favorite color and favorite animal)

Silver Elephant

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Dark Rhodenda or Rhodenda Dark

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Maglu

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blue Sprite

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)

Ugaiess (da--)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)

Liecth Isis or Isis Liecth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Coldfire

10. YOUR NOBODY NAME:
(Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Arilunxus