Disclaimer: Hoshino Katsura -sensei owns everything. I own nothing except this fic and the silly crackish things they get up to in their free time.

Special thanks to everyone who faved, alerted and reviewed this! Especially to my reviewers, you guys really made my day, because you reminded me of my love for writing- it's one of my very favourite things to do after all. I jut wasn't expecting 14 reviews and so many views! Please review? Tell me if this is good or bad, or if you have any suggestions, please leave them in the reviews. =)

xylla: I'm also raring to write about that rule, but I want it to be when i actually have the time, so i don't think i'll be able to do any more backstories until possibly May.

You see, i'm on a scholarship, and its continuation depends on how good my Foundation results are. So I have to study really hard this semester to make up for Semesters 1 and 2, which i completely flubbed. Sorry. But i'll make it up to you guys, i promise. Just be patient! And i'll give you a great big COOKIE of Kanda and Allen and all their little babies. =D

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Things Members of The BO Are No Longer Allowed To Do, cont'

151. Again with the nude shots? Seriously, just stop. We did NOT need to see that much of Bookman, General Tiedoll or Chaoji anyway!

152. Lavi is to go on each and every mission, regardless of whether the Noah Tyki Mikk will show up or not.

153. We don't care if he's stalking you. It's probably your fault anyway.

154. Stop imitating Orochimaru outside the Finders' bunks in the middle of cold, dark and stormy nights, you lot. Your "kukukukuku"s are starting to become highly disturbing. They're also making the Finders wet their beds.

155. Stop imitating Russia either. Those "kolkolkolkolkol"s are giving everyone the creeps! WE CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT NOW AND IT'S ALL. YOUR. FAULT!

156. You all deserve to be put on laundry duty for the bed sheets. Yes, even you, Allen. For shame! We expected better from you.

157. No, Lavi, Timothy, we did not expect better.

158. Stop dragging Allen into your pranks and blaming him for everything that goes wrong. He is Not Amused.

159. You're not allowed to defect to the Noahs because "Lulubell is my type and a damn fine woman", General Cross. You too, Lavi.

160. Creating a magazine called "Kinky BO Play Bunnies" and selling it to everyone is forbidden. The aforementioned "kinky Black Order play bunnies" are not pleased about this.

161. Since when was Kanda a kinky Black Order play bunny anyway? Allen we can sort of understand (though why is he the centerfold again?).

162. Allen's opinion on Kanda does not count in this case.

163. Kanda, just how did you clear out all the issues of the first copy? Where did you get that much money from again?

164. General Froi Tiedoll is forbidden to fund or sponsor Kanda Yuu's fetish for anything Moyashi-related. That goes for painting nudes of Allen Walker in compromising positions (and not so compromising ones) as well. No, not even if your "father heart" thinks it is cute.

165. Kanda Yuu is not allowed to assassinate Lenalee Lee because he thought she was crushing on Allen Walker.

166. Just because Allen is British does not mean he will make "one hell of a hawt butler", Lavi.

167. He won't make "one -bleep- hell of a sexy maid" either, Kanda. You too, General Cross.

168. Please respect his roots, Lavi. No drawing super thick eyebrows on him while he is sleeping. Stop asking him if he sees "little fairies and invisible imaginary friends". And stop calling him Iggy. Lenalee, take those green contacts out of his eyes and dye his hair back. He does not like the blonde hair.

169. The Black Order is not secretly a covert, secret sado-masochistic religious organization bent on covering up shady details about certain historical conspiracies.

170. And no, we are NOT a cover for the Templar Knights, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, Opus Dei or the Priory of Sion. We are not a cover for any secret society at all. WE. Are. A Secret. Society. OURSELVES. We have no need to cover up for any other secret societies because we are secret ourselves!

171. Lavi, Bookman and all other Black Order members are hereby BANNED from buying any more works by Dan Brown.

172. You're not allowed near any novels on conspiracies either! Now step away from that bookstore.

173. You deserve to get stuck in the Crows' Shibaribane (1), Lavi.

174. Allen. Is. British. We get it. Now desist from dying his hair black, stuffing green contacts and glasses into/ in front of his eyes, and painting lightning scars on his forehead. Yes, Lenalee, we're talking to you too. Return all that black cloth.

175. It really doesn't matter how cute he loo- wow, now that is cute!

176. We know, Lenalee. We all deserved those bruises from the thick holly club he used to bash us with. Lavi, what happened to a traditional wand?

177. Allen, it is not nice to use The Puppy Eyes on Kanda. The effect this has on him is… terrifying, to say the least.

178. No, you're forbidden from using The Smile, The Charm or the Bishie Sparkles either.

179. Yes, you can use them on Komurin when it's on the loose. Be our guest.

180. OK, seriously, Lavi, what the hell did you do to Tyki Mikk?

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(1) Shibaribane- The binding feathers that Link and the rest of the Crow used on Allen and Kanda the few times we saw them.

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