HEY! I am a yaoi fanatic!! Don't talk about hetero with me. My friend will murder you.

I want to visit Japan with my friend Selena.

She's BiPolar in an awesome kind of way.

She goes crazy without her yaoi and I do too.

Just so everyone knows, I am male. My friend turned me Yaoi-ish and i find it better than hetero because Heterosexual sex is to cliche.

Other facts:

Gender. Male

Birthday. April 15

Sexuality. Bisexual

Ethnicity. Asian, Thai and Viet

Hair Color. Darkish Brown

Eye Color. Darkish Brown

Height. Taller than most asians I have met. 5'9''

Weight. Between 120-130. Kinda thin xD

My favorite pairings are:(no specific order)

1. Wolfyuu

2. Sasunaru

3.Kibanaru

4.LxLight

5.KandaxAllen

6.FrauxTeito

7.UsagixMisake

8.KuraganexFai

9.SyaoranxCloneSyaoran

10.GaaraxNeji

11.GaaraxLee

12.Conyuu

13.Gwenter

14.MikagexTeito

15. anyxMight (Silver Chaos)

16. RoyxEd

17. HijixGin

18. ShinsukexGin

19.HijixOkita

20.ZoLu (ZorroxLuffy)

21.DMHP

22.RWHP

23.FWHPGW

24.SephirothCloud

25.ZackCloud

26.EdwardHarry(Twilight Crossover)

--More, but the list will be too long :D

My most hated pairings are:

1. Sakusasu

2.Sakunaru

3.Oronaru

4.SakuraxSyaoran

5.InoSaku

6.SaraleguixYuuri -gag-

7.Orosasu

8.ItaSasu(Just diesn't mix. Not this kinda incest)

9.LVHP

10.GinnyHarry

11.HGHP

12.DMPP

13.LPHP -Too disturbing-

14.ADHP -...no comment-

Other Dislikes:

Seme! Naruto, Teito, Allen, Yuuri, Light, Might, Ed, Gin in general, Okita, Harry

Uke! Sasuke, Frau, Kanda/Yu, Wolfram, L, Other Guys in Silver Chaos, Roy, Hijikata, Shinsuke, Other HP Characters besides Harry (Don't care if they are bottoms if they are not paired with Harry xD)

To tell anyone reading this:

1. I'm really sorry for the waiters. I'll try my best to jump start my stories again~

2. I have officially become a HPxover lover xD

3. Any upcoming stories may be depressing. Can't write happy ones anymore D:

--by ~yaoi-addicts

love the way you smile
I love the way you blush
I love it when you look at me like that
It makes by brain turn to mush

Your hair, your eyes,
your laughs, your cries
The way you try
to fly away

From me, from your denial
from watching me watching you
change your dial

Of your cell
I know you well
I call you everyday

I can tell
your not so well
when I'm around

Everyday I give you flowers
From roses to tulips
But you still reject me
and try to walk away from two lips

that were about to be placed on your cheek
and probably your face...and neck...
...and lips...

I can see why your run
To prevent us having a little fun
time and time and time again...
Were both men...

BOOMM!!

I woke up with a fright
At 6 AM
And kept twitching till 6 PM
Two men were in my dreams that night
and at first It didn't feel right.

But then I came home
And went on my comp
haven't seen it in a while
I gave it a glomp

I did a little research
on that dream
its called yaoi
that it seems

I looked and looked
and oh the sights!
I finally found my paradise
I finally found my light...

And here's my poem...

What's one thing better than cake
for someone who is tired from working all day?
A thing that only us girls can see
unless your a boy who's gay?

Something's on my mind today,
I can't imagine what
but it's something we can think about
If the girls in romance anime seem like sluts?

I can not pay attention in school
I'm too distracted to eat lunch
But it's something I'm sure I won't regret
I like it alot! A bunch!

They make fun of me in school for it
Thinking that it makes them cool
But I don't really give a crap,
because my special "girl's thing" rules

At first when in anime romance
there were no girls in sight,
I was really kinda shocked
when the feelings of men took flight

long haired men, short haired men,
men with pillow hair
cool men, hott men
And others very rare

Awesome singers, emo artists
guys who die alot (in a funny anime way)
and men who do nothing
but flirt with other guys all day!

Vampire's with painful whips
Phantomthiefs with roses
My interest for this thing
just rises and growses

yaoi, my anti-drug
what I use to escape
sometimes it's little puppy kisses
sometimes IT'S RAPE!

yaoi, my little tenjo
what I use to smile
It what makes me happy,
without it, I turn emo
(ok that didn't rhyme oo;)

yaoi, my little bit o' paradise
of huge relaxtation
a gift of great wonder
and horny sensations

Without yaoi, I'm nothing
I can't be happy without it, fk!
if there was no yaoi,
that would suck

girls dream of handsome men,
holding them in their arms
heck with it Ideratherletthebishounendudeholdssomeguy infrontofmekissing everywhereonhisfaceandgetalllhornyanddoo therthings
I'de feel just as warm.

Well i'm finished with this poem
to you I bid adeux
but remeber, without yaoi
Us girls would be in deep doo-doo
You gay guys too.

Anime that I am in love with (mostly Yaoi):

Kyou Kara Maou

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Prince of Tennis

Loveless

Sensitive Pornograph

Kirepapa

Papa to Kiss in the Dark

Okane Ga Nai

Pico x Chico

Hyakujitsu No Bara

Full Metal Alchemist

Gintama

Princess Princess

Hikaru no Go

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I'm very proud of my heritage, thankyou.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Actually, someone has accused me of that. XD)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Rant Corner-

This certain part of my profile is for my little rants. I will be embarrassed by them later.

#1. Why do people depict Harry was a seme. I'm really confused on this particular area. In the series, it obviously points out that Harry is abused, verbally and emotionally. No one can be so confident when they are called freak. Harry is also expected to be a leader, he can't have weaknesses. Wouldn't you think that Harry would want someone taking charge for once? It is kind of obvious that Harry can't top most of the male characters. I don't get how Harry got all those growth spurts! He was stuck in a cupboard for 11 years! That should stunt his growth a bit if not at all. That's all for now :D Well...Harry can be versatile, just not a full on seme.

#2. Blaise Zabini. Who in their right mind would make Blaise female? He's depicted as male for a reason people. People with less IQs than my pillow know. Is it cause he's rarely shown? Or is it because he's colored? Dean Thomas is colored too and he isn't changed into a chick. Zabini is a colored male, friends(if not best friend) of Draco Malfoy and -shudder- Pansy Parkinson. If you still don't know what gender he is, ask Rowling.

#3. Gender Bending. Why do people change the sex of one person to another. Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach, etc. If you wanted a character to get pregnant, then make it a heterosexual pairing or make some believable things and make it Mpreg/Fpreg(for Yuuri lovers). Don't change they're genders. To the guys that change the genders cause they're "straight," get over yourselves. If you can't handle or tolerate it, then don't do it.

#4. Making the dominant person in the relationship do the hurtful things in Angst/Hurt/Comfort stories to save, help, or whatever their loved one. It gets annoying and frustrating. Why can't the submissive do the hurtful thing? Is it because of their status? A bottom can be believable and hurtful too. I could count on both my hands the best stories where they have the bottom do the painful thing.

#5. Flamers. I don't get you people. There are warnings and profiles that tell the reader that they like yaoi, het, or yuuri. Why do you send derogatory(SP) comments to the writers? Does it make you happy? Do you get some perverse pleasure from making hurtful comments? Personally, I think that you have no life. Cooped up in your home/bedroom, alone, bitter and typing spiteful words just because no one likes you. I dream about murdering you guys first. Metaphorically of course. Wouldn't want to be arrested. I've got a life.

My authentic japanese name is 千羽 Chiba (thousand feathers) 欣二 Kinji (take pleasure in two).
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