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Okay people-I'm the worst. I have abandoned all of my stories due to a host of family issues and drama. However, I did not think for even a minute that this account was active. So as a bonus for all of you lovely fanfiction readers and writers I'm going to open up all of my stories for adoption. Go ahead, write to your hearts content! If you happen to take up any of these banners please send personal messages or reviews as I would love to read anything written about these weird and fun plot points. Don't hate me and I hope you all have an amazing life! :D

Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word

Hey!

So my name is Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word, something I came up with in my middle school days and have since adopted as my online pen name for just about everything. I first joined this site in about 2002 I believe? But have been reading fanfiction much longer. I do write stories on here, but I'm currently going through them and revamping them as my writing style has changed drastically since I first wrote them. I will say I'm a fan of Slash or yaoi, but only if it is well written. (If I wanted raunchy stuff I would just go to :P) Hopefully some of my stories will be updated soon, and revised to their former glory. Also if anyone wants to follow me on tumblr my url is http:///

Name: I steal my friends names when I'm bored but shall never disclose my personal name. As is I'm not an idiot. =P
Age: Bashes secret file document bwahaha now you will never know!
Location: The wonderful country of America which I shall not expand on.
Likes: Mountain Dew, Annoying Security Guards, Ripping Flamers a New One, and etc.
Gender: Female with man like tendencies such as never asking for directions. Trust. No One.
Favorite Anime characters: Duo(Gundam Wing), Ranma(Ranma 1/2), Alois(Black Butler II)
Dislikes: Prejudice people, perverts(when they wont leave me alone otherwise they're freaken hilarious), Bullies.
Siblings: Seven- no comment
Sports: Soccer, volleyball, flag football
Hobby's: Reading, Writing, growing plants, eating.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Inuyasha, Gundam Wing, Death Note, Girlfriends, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, Yami No Matsuei, Hard Rock, Black Butler, Kingdom Hearts (even though it's technically a game I count it anyways), Prince of Tennis, Naruto.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce, Romeo(No not Romeo and Juliet, that book is annoying), Wicked Lovely, Jannet Evanovich and others I cant think of at the moment.

Favorite Pairings:
Harry/Blaise(male)- Harry Potter
Draco/Harry-Harry Potter
Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha-Inuyasha
Heero/Duo-Gundam Wing
Kurama/Yusuke-YuYuHakusho

Syuuske/Ryoma- Prince of Tennis

Momo/Ryoma- Prince of Tennis

Sirius/Snape-Harry Potter
Kyuubi(male)/Naruto- Naruto
Blaise/Ron- Harry Potter
Jack/Will- Pirates of the Caribbean
Sasuke/Naruto- Naruto

Voldemort/Harry- Harry Potter- One stipulation. He has to look like Tom Riddle. None of this nasty ass snake crap.
Kiba/Joey- YuGiOh

Pairings I would love to just Kill off:
Harry/Hermione- Harry Potter- I really just see them as brother and sister/ best friends relationship. Not to say I wouldn't read a well written one, but not something I tend to look for specifically.
Harry/Ginny- Harry Potter- I just don't like this pairing. Period. It gives me the creeps.
Harry/Cho- Harry Potter- This is the point where I can do this. Coughs for a second before getting a face of horror and screaming bloody murder before fainting and falling backwards.
Inuyasha/Kagome- Inuyasha- I HATE Kagome. She treats Inuyasha like a pet she can just kick around.
Ranma/Akane- Ranma- Okay now this chick is the worlds biggest Bitch! I just want to destroy her and everyone in her family... Except Kasumi. She cooks really good.
Yusuke/Keiko- YuYuHakusho- I see them as being more of brother/sister relationship.

Characters I love to bash with giant hammers of doom:
Dumbledore- What can I say old people tick me off.
Ron- I don't like the way Rowling portrays Ron in the books. She makes him out to be a complete idiot and I do like Ron so it annoys me when he's done something completely stupid.
Hermione- Unless Hermione and Harry are all sibling like I just cant stand her. I would like nothing more then to just rip her buck teeth out and shove them into her eyeballs.
Akane- This girl is the most hypocritical girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. I feel so bad for Ranma.
Cho- AHHHH! Runaway! Nasty slut of doom will destroy you with her slutty stilletos that are so big they have real fish in them!
Kagome- She treats Inuyasha like a pet! When I become ruler of the known universe she will be the one who cleans the toilets in my castle.
Ryoga- Bwahahaha! I fry you into tasty bacon you stupid P-Chan!

As you can see I absolutely love slash although I like het pairings I just like slash better. Anyways onto my stories that I should be writing about more.

CHALLENGES

Ranma 1/2

In this story picture it after the failed wedding. Ranma is annoyed with life and is trying to change from what he is being forced to play. Then he meets a boy about maybe a year or two older then himself. He's not a martial artist, not even close! In fact he's a guitarist who is in a band (name of your choosing) he and his band are semi popular but they decided they need a new singer. Some how he convinces Ranma into singing a piece of music and lo and behold they find out Ranma has the best singers voice ever heard. He tells his band (who consist of who you want) and with their help they coerce Ranma into becoming their lead singer. From there he is introduced to the world of punk rock parties, mosh pits, underage drinking, being arrested, and just having fun.

REQUIRMENTS:

-Ranma has to wizen up and start to ditch all of his fiances.

-Ranma is to be paired up with a guy who is not Mousse or Ryouga.

-The band has to be a punk rock band, any kind at all.

-Ranma does not cut his hair.

-He and the band have to be arrested at least once for disturbing the public. From there they have to somehow talk their way out of a fine.

-I don't care how but they have to leave Nerima, I would like it to be Japan altogether but will settle for just Nerima

-This can not crossover with any other book or anime, and Ranma is not to find a cure or get locked in his cursed form.

Ranma 1/2

Okay here's one that I have never seen before ever! I want someone to do a story that has a Saffron/Ranma pairing as that would totally make my day. I don't care how you do it, where you do it, or when you do it, just do one!

Harry Potter

I was suddenly hit with this idea and was excited by all the possibilities it could bring. I want someone to do a Harry Potter and The Scorpion King crossover. Tom Riddle would be portrayed as the evil ruler, the bounty hunter would be Harry, and the person as seer would be Draco. So if anyone decides to do this crossover please contact me with details!

Stories

Hidden Inside: The Story Never Told- Okay this story is Inuyasha and Harry Potter Crossover I just updated this story and while I have a basic idea of where its going and have even thought of something for a sequel I haven't yet written it all down. Its Draco/Harry Shippou/Neville and Blaise/Hannah. Also lots of Hermione/Ron/Dumbledore Bashing.

I Finally See- This is an InuXHp story and focuses more on Action/Adventure then my other stories do. It will hold romance, a lot in fact, but it wont be as centric as most of my stories tend to be. It is Yaoi, but no it isn't Harry/Sesshy as everyone seems to think.

Scroll of Laquexia- This is one of my more genius ideas. There are tons of Harry in Azkaban fics along with Harry is the ruler of Azkaban. But what if there was a story where there is an entire kingdom/populace that look human, but have all the powers of dementors? So in this the prince comes to Hogwarts to make Harry his mate. It will also be slash, like pretty much everything I do is, but its going to be an OCHP

Paint Thy Love Black and Blue- This story is surprisingly not focused around Harry. I was getting annoyed with all of the Ron bashing so I made Ron all funny and sarcastic and not an idiot in this story. It's basically about how Blaise is trying to seduce Ron into marrying him while Ron finds out he is the Heir of the Weasley family making him all rich and powerful. Voldemort is dead and Ron is annoyed with all the drama suddenly happening. It's a Slash fic of course =P and it's a Blaise/Ron pairing with maybe a couple of side pairings.

True Ambitions- My sister one time described this story as being "that weird gryffendor cult story," I of course found this immensely hilarious but decided not to comment. It's about how everyone in Gryffendor is a lot smarter then the school gives them credit for. They have a secret society of gryffendors, past and present who are like a large interconnected spy network. They're all extremely smart, and yeah slightly cultish but it's very good if I do say so myself. It has slash and het but there are no set pairings for Harry yet... ()_()

Authors Note- My writing is extremely irregular, there is never a certain date my chapters will be updated and so readers will just have to be patient. I have a life outside of fanfiction and honestly if my muse isn't with me I just can't write. It's wrong of me to give people fluffy stupid filler chapters with nothing to them so I won't.