Hi, this is Yuu.The Asian Chick that disappeared for a while.

I know, I know, where the fuck have I been, it's been years, why don't I update, blah blah blah. Thing is, I lost interest in the Naruto fandom and I didn't want to write other stuff. I just recently got back into the fandom, mainly cuz Hashirama is such a dork lol.

Besides, I completely suck at writing things I've got no interest in. I wouldn't want to do that to you. Because of that, I may end up rewriting the fics I have up. I'm not touching the complete ones, though. Don't worry, the plot doesn't change, my brain just hurts when I look at the stupid things.

Anyways, first thing I'm working on is something from Hetalia cuz it's only 3 chapters and I told my friends I would. (AusPru and ItaGer, yes in that order)

Second is prolly The Unseen Threat (title may be changed) cuz I've already kept my friend waiting for so long. Personal business first (cuz they have the highest chances of hurting me).

Then...prolly the rest of my fics, starting with the most popular, Flight to Freedom.

I'm also going to work on an extension of The Kitten and the Big Bad Wolf since someone asked me nicely in a review. It's pretty popular, you're all a bunch of pervs and that's why I love you. :) It's called From Lust to Love, look forward to it.

Also, I'm going to be working on a Vampire Knight version. Dunno what to call it, but it'll be one of the few VK fics I'll ever write (probably), so it won't be too hard to find.

So, don't rag on me or send me hate or anything cuz that will just piss me off and make me not want to write stuff or just make me write badly which will in turn piss other people off. Just saying.

Toodles.

Warnings

I tend to fix up some chapters a bit, so sorry about that. And if you haven't noticed by now, I won't be able to upload as often as before, so yeah, sorry.

All of my fics will most likely have shounen-ai in it, specially the main pairings. I cant help it, it's just so interesting (coughhilariouscough) that way! Don't u agree? (sweet innocent hackcoughcough smile)

And if you have any complaints about my fanfics' pairings, well too bad. I like yaoi/shounen-ai, so boohoo, wah-wah, shut up. Everyone has their own preferences. I've known that for a long time, it's mainly why I don't give a damn whether or not someone's a hetero, homo, bi, trans, or asexual.

If you don't like, then DON'T read, dummy.

(Former) Favorite pairing would be SasuNaru I guess. Hey, you gotta admit, Naruto has an unhealthy obsession w/ Sasuke. And NaruSasu's a bit too disturbing. I just can't imagine it. Ok, ok, maybe I can, but it's still a bit weird for me. Sorry for the NaruSasu fans, please don't hold it against me. To make it up to you, I'll make Fallen a NaruSasu fic, k? It seems to fit their roles more than SasuNaru anyways.

Favorite pairing (right now) is USUK from Hetalia. Please make a note that I'm not a FrUK hater. And I don't like haters, either.

Also, if anyone wants translations to the Japanese words I sometimes use, go to http:///.

Future Fanfics (That I may or may not write)

Nightingale Reflection - DN Angel
Red eyes, red hair, red wings... Just like a mirror. Mirror? Wrong. They are the same. Same body, same soul, a fractured mind. Hands reach out, calling, calling. A smile, a whisper. And Daisuke was inevitably drawn into his fate.
Daisuke's just a normal boy. Well, as normal as one can be such a dysfunctional family. But despite that, he is himself, and that's all that matters. But his life starts to crack as he dreams of a past he doesn't remember, a self he doesn't know, a reflection that calls to him. DaisukexRiku Maybe SatoshixRisa

Lost Secrets - Black Cat
Blood splattered their body, lives stained their hands, sins darkened their heart, grief clouded their mind. Inseparable, and yet separate. The same, yet different. They were brothers.
The legendary assassin of the Chrono Numbers, number XIII known as Black Cat, had disappeared from the face of the earth. Now, 2 years later, he's back. But who's the kid with him? One that looks just like him.

Taming the Wild - Vampire Knight
"How would you know? You're just one of them, always seeking power, always seeking control. Emotions don't matter, so what would you know of the darkness of despair and loneliness?"
"I know because of you."
Humans - pets/slaves of the Vampires which now currently rule the world. Kaname, a Pureblood, finds a silver-haired 'Wild', an untamed human, in a forest far from civilization. Dangers approach, death arrives, and only the pair can stop it. But will Kaname be able to tame the Wild in order to do so? KxZ

The Unseen Threat - Naruto
"Would you stop being such an ass already, Teme!"
"How about you stop being such a moron, Dobe?"
And how about I clonk both of your heads together, you stupid idiotic lovebirds?
Naruto, a happy, energetic prankster. Sasuke, a dark, brooding genius. Both with secrets unthinkable of them. A threat from the past returns to endanger Konoha, with the only keys to eliminate it in the possessions of the two teens. But will the opposites be able to work together to stop it? AU Possible SasuNaru, GaaraxOC (Well, actually, my friend's the OC; this is a favor I'm doing her. Plus, me and the others will be there, too. Not to mention that Torii has somehow ended up in a type of...contest with my friend for Gaara's...attention.)

Guardian Angel - Katekyo Hitman Reborn
How does this always happen? How does he always end up in these situations? Oh, right. It's because of the mafia and his stupid soft-heartedness. So, with everything considered, it's all Reborn's fault.
Tsuna finds a strange pup on his way to school and keeps him. Little does he know that this choice will turn his already strange world inside out. Possible 1827, 8059, & others

Rewind - D. Gray-man
"No. There is no goddamned way in fucking hell that I am taking care of that miniaturized Moyashi!"
"And who the fuck would wanna be taken care of by a PMSing retard like you, asshole! And the name's Red!"
A freak accident caused by Komui changes Allen to a younger version of himself, and he's not what they expected. The thing is...Kanda has to take care of him?! Possible Yullen, implied shota

Different Worlds, Same Sky - Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Hah, he knew it was useless to be worried. What a waste of time. No matter what happened, that herbivore would always stay the same. And that's what made the world right.
Sawada Tsunayoshi had always been a weakling; Hibari knew that much. But soon he gets dragged into another world, one where that weak herbivore turns out to be a strong omnivore. How can he cope with this one person who seems to have two entirely different personalities? 1827, 8059, & others (FYI: By 'another world', I don't mean literally!)

Before You Were Mine - Inuyasha
You've lost your memories, and now you're back to how you were before. Before you met us. Before you met her. Before you met me. Before you were mine. I want you back. I need you back. My dear, beloved Inuyasha.
A battle with Naraku's newest incarnation has thrown the gang for a loop: Inuyasha has lost his memories. Follow along as they chase him and learn things they never knew before - and never wanted to know. InuKag

The Diary - Naruto
He ranranran, tried to find an exit, reached out for that nonexistent hand. Fear clouded his eyes, their eyes, blue eyes, black eyes, what eyes? Who is he, who are they? Same person, same fate, there is no difference. Save him, save them, save me, save us. Begging, pleading, crying, screaming. Save him. Before we break.
Sasuke finds an old book, ragged and torn from age and neglect. Unable to resist, he finds himself immersed in the past, sucked into the overwhelming grief and despair of the life of Uzumaki Naruto. SasuNaru Inspired but not overly influenced by The Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin

Priorities
1. Complete current stories.
2. Receive votes on next story.
3. Start & finish said story.
4. Repeat #2 and continue.

I've got a poll up at the top of this page asking what story people want me to work on after I finish the others. I'll check on it after I'm done w/ whatever I'm currently working on.

Title Glossary
BM - Before You Were Mine
DS - Different Worlds, Same Sky
F2F - Flight to Freedom
Faln - Fallen
LS - Lost Secrets
NR - Nightingale Reflection
NS - Night Sun
TD - The Diary
TW - Taming the Wild
UT - The Unseen Threat

Miscellaneous Things

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

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Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

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The Seme's Handbook
(by Dangerous Pleasure scanlation group)

1. If you can't make your uke come just by licking his ass, you suck in bed.

2.Semes will hardly ever have sex completely naked. That's an uke thing.

3. Rape = love. The more you love your uke, the more right you have to rape him.

4. You can forgive your uke for anything. It will either lead to sex (of a make-up variety) or more sex (as punishment). Either way, you win.

5. Smexing your uke with his glasses on is the ultimate goal. If the uke takes off his glasses before/while you smex him, you have failed.

6. Semes hardly ever sweat during sex. Ukes, on the other hand, produce copious amounts of fluids of varying origins.

7. Never let your uke do any work! It's the uke's job to lie on the bed, it's YOUR job to make him feel good all night. (If your uke hasn't come at least five times, you're doing it wrong.)

8. It's perfectly normal to be able to pin a grown man to the wall using only one hand to grip his wrists.

9. Ropes materialize out of thin air. (...) If you got your uke under you, you can just pull a rope from the sub-space to tie him up.

Uke Survival
(by Dangerous Pleasure scanlation group)

1. Everybody in the entire world has gay inclinations.

2. Doctors always do perverted things to their patients.

3. Don't trust guys in uniforms, whether they're high school, military or police.

4. Do not pick up any "strays".

5. Your first love LASTS FOREVER.

6. If you're an uke, you are destined to blush. A lot.

7. Women are just pretty office ornaments.

8. It's impossible to "switch it up".

9. The cure to everything is sex (=rape) .

10. 90% of the male population from 10-40 is gay. The remaining 10% still hasn't come out.

Want more? Check Dangerous Pleasure

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Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. if your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Re-post this if you laughed or are planning to do any of these things.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)(Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!)

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pa

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (it's fun to tease others)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (5 seconds ago)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.(ok, whenever i hear things like this, i can only think one thing...L has a bondage kink)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities .

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.(no, first i tease him, then *poofs into a guy* i ask to join)

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Phew. Now that that's over, we're gonna go do our stuff. Thanks for reading.