Thranduil teaches Elros a lesson in delayed gratification. Thranduil/Elros the Guard This fic can stand alone, but it is a sequel to "The Magnificent Elven Cock." It is also rather on the explicit side.

In which Bilbo almost forgets to help the dwarves escape. Galion/Elros the Guard. *This fic can stand alone, but it's a sequel of sorts to iThe Bartering Closet/i.

Legolas knows all about what goes on in the cellars, and his silence has a price.

One day Legolas slips and calls his father by his given name… and Thranduil likes it. Legolas uses this to his advantage. **TW: incest**

When Gimli convinced his father to let him join the Quest of Erebor, he didn't expect that the greatest treasure was to be found in the gloom and darkness of Mirkwood. Mostly bookverse. Slight AU, obviously. Note: Gimli is 62 at the time of the quest, which most conversion charts estimate to be about 25 in human years. So, for the purposes of this work, I'm assuming he isn't exactl

Thranduil has only two questions for Galion: How did the prisoners escape, and why is the wine gone?

"In this realm you are the king's jewel, Legolas. And tonight I will wear you proudly before those who would seek to possess you." Based on this prompt at Hobbit Kink: Thranduil claims Legolas in front of the Dwarves to try and prevent them from getting any ideas. Legolas is nervous, so Thranduil is gentle with him and the Dwarves are in awe at how sweet Thranduil can be, especial

Commissioned work. Smaug accidentally activates an ancient incense burner, releasing a creature called Mushu, and simultaneously gets shrunk down to the size of a rabbit. Too bad that's when Thorin & Co. choose to arrive. The prompts were a picture of Bilbo stealing a shrunken Smaug and the inclusion of Milan's Mushu and "I am fire. I am death."

Smaug has acquired a new treasure, and he wants to watch it play. Written for a prompt at Hobbit Kink. Pure silliness. No beastiality - Smaug's just watching.

Harry's feeling lonely on Christmas Eve. Enter Draco Malfoy in a ribbon. Written for Mini Fest on LJ.

The Auror Department does a Secret Santa exchange, but Draco has to wait until New Year's Eve to redeem his gift.

Professor Malfoy and Auror Potter meet at the Hogsmeade Christmas market. Written for a number of holiday challenges and prompts.

Draco keeps getting abducted by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Harry has a fantasy. Draco indulges him. This was a mini exercise in writing dirty talk.

The one where Harry is clueless, Ron is more perceptive than Hermione, and Romilda Vane is too vain for her own good.

After the war, Muggle Studies is a required subject at Hogwarts. For seventh and eighth years, this includes a mandatory Muggle-style ski holiday.

This is the third time in a week that Thor has left me alone with Mjolnir. And I'm done trying to behave myself. Anyone – or anything – that vies so strongly for my attention will be tended to. Mjolnir is no exception.

Sequel to "Come on Me." This is the last time. Really.

Thor is worried about Loki's behavior, but he just can't seem to say that no.

It all started with a gasp and a moan – or ten. Loki/Infinite Lokis, Thor. Voyeurism.

Sequel to What it is Not. Here we see each section from the prequel from Thranduil's POV.

Everything Legolas does is for Thranduil. Written for the following prompt at Hobbit Kink: "In most fanfiction with this pairing, the power dynamics are pretty much in Thranduils favor. I would love to read a fanfiction, in which it is the other way round and Legolas is actually taking advantage of his father."

Tired of feeling alone, Harry agrees to play a matchmaking game with the other eighth-years. It's just a game, after all. What harm could it do? This fic is completed and will be posted in three parts.

Draco knew from the moment they boarded the Hogwarts Express that this year was going to be a disaster. Veela fic. 8th year.

"He's like an exquisite sweet, protected by so many layers of wrapping that no one's ever had the patience to get him naked. But I'm Harry Potter, dammit, and I want him for dessert." OOC Harry.

Five things Draco hates, but secretly loves, about Potter.

In which Draco learns that not all seers are frauds, and not all former enemies are as insufferable as they once seemed.

Draco has no idea what he's asking for. WARNING: TORTURE. AU. Set during the summer before Draco's sixth year. Pretends Barty escaped at the end of GOF.

A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."

It's never been just the two of them before, but Harry does fine on his own. This fic can stand alone, but it is meant to be a sequel to Sweets on Fire.

"Platform Nine and Three Quarters?" Ginny Weasley sniggered. "I can think of something else with exactly the same measurements." Harry/Draco.Crack. Written for the above dialogue prompt at the Livejournal community hd seasons.

Will makes Jem a promise. Will/Jem. Slash. Angst.

The story of how Harry and Draco fell in love-in nine drinks.

When Draco develops a mental illness, Scorpius gives up everything to take care of him and show him how it feels to be alive. DARK THEMES. INCEST. CHARACTER DEATH.

So this was the advantage of being too busy fighting a Dark Lord to lose one's virginity at a normal age: A springtime shag in the Quidditch Pitch with Draco Malfoy. PWP. Harry/Draco

Harry finds a stone that can show him how his life would have played out if only he'd done things a little differently, and it reveals something he'd never considered before. Is it too late to fulfill an abandoned destiny? Harry/Draco. Implied mpreg.

Draco wants to submit, but he's a little scared.

Draco goes on a nostalgic shopping trip to Honeydukes and finds far more than he bargained for. WARNINGS: bondage, dub-con, violence. Harry/Draco/Ron

Aurors are being targeted with a potion previously unknown to the wizarding world. It is up to the Ministry's Potions Master, Draco Malfoy, to find an antidote. Written for a fest- this is weird stuff. Harry/Draco

A rare item was stolen from Malfoy Manor. Harry wants to find it because he believes it might be dangerous. Draco doesn't want him anywhere near it, but not for the reason Harry suspects. EWE.

Harry is the victim of a curse that only Draco Malfoy can break. Harry/Draco.

The things Draco wouldn't do to get in Harry's bed. H/D.