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Male Species: Beware! by
Hazel-Buttafly reviews
This is Leah Clearwater, being flung off the damn deep end of the dating pool. Perverted blind dates, stalking werewolf ex-boyfriends and men with more back hair than mountain goats. Oh, and apparently going into heat is a thing now. Great. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,281 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Before Malfoy Had It Goin' On by
weasleykingrocks reviews
Prequel to "Malfoy's Got It Goin' On". Know Rose's and Scorpius's stories through their Hogwarts years and beyond, their fluctuating feelings for each other, and what drove Rose to Scorpius's doorstep on that fateful night. Presented in a series of one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,562 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] OC, Albus S. P.
The Malfoy Alphabet by
enchanted.teapot reviews
Rose has never been a fan of Scorpius Malfoy and his Slytherin cronies, but she's always managed to keep her distance and her head out of any trouble. Now, all of a sudden, she can't seem to shake the boy as he sets about ruining her week AND her grades. Not to mention messing with her very sanity. [On Hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 12/29/2008 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Rose: These Lies We Live by
OhMargaret reviews
Going from mortal enemies to agreed acquaintances scared them both unimaginably, but, at the same time, it felt right. If only they knew what the other was up to. Companion piece to Scorpius: These Lies We Live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please by
FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 244,867 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dear Scorpius by
Loving Your Smile reviews
Rose writes Scorpius a letter about her feelings for him the only way she knows how- foul mouthed and heartfelt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unexpected by
gote reviews
"Bloody hell, Weasley," Scorpius exclaimed. "When I said I'd love to be tangled up in your sheets one day, I didn't mean like this." A collection of RoseScorpius one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by
HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by
St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Simply Irresistible by
bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6167 - Favs: 15,142 - Follows: 5,262 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
frisson by
verity candor reviews
It's a sparkling feeling, like living, and breathing, and a little bit like burning, just around the edges – it's like wine in your throat, and fingers on your skin, and you, and this – and it, all of it, it just feels so alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011
PS: Please, Don't Disown Me by
aej325 reviews
"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Morbid Curiosity by
FoxFace Zero reviews
Post-Series On her deathbed, Irina Spasky has an unusual request for Ian Kabra... Call it morbid curiosity. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,622 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ian K., Amy C.
The End of a Long Day by
wisegirl2772 reviews
In just a few seconds, Amy Cahill made a decision that changed not only her life but the lives of everyone she's ever known. Years later, the Cahills come to terms with the fact that maybe what they thought was true never really was. Before book 7.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Rose Weasley Drabbles by
drcjsnider reviews
The following story contains a different drabble about Rose Weasley in each chapter. They aren't chronological or in any way connected. The most recent chapter is about Rose and Scorpius at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Rose W.
Reading the Sword Thief by
CelestialMacabre reviews
Dan, Amy, Nellie, Ian, Saladin, Natalie, Vikram and Isabel, Alistair, Jonah Wizard, and Hamilton Holt are suddenly transported to a magical room. Takes place at the end of the Emperor's Code . A book appears, as well as a letter. They must read to leave
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,395 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010
Unnamed by
wednesday the 4th reviews
Rose and Scorpius met on the Hogwarts express in first year. What will happen when Rose finds herself in love with Scorpius, while he's in love with another girl. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,727 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Only a Little Insane by
Lavender Fleetfoot reviews
Rose likes Scorpius. Scorpius knows it, but she doesn't know he knows it. Lily knows too, but won't tell. James has surmised because he's that awesome. And Albus just knows everything, or would like to think he does. T for mild language and shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,369 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Lily by
brahdley jims reviews
merry christmas, lorcan. - lilylorcan. pure fluff. merry christmas, nikki. :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Lily Luna P., Lorcan S. - Complete
Going After Scorpius Malfoy by
Loving Your Smile reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Then, out of the blue, Scorpius disappears, and Rose doesn't know what to do. So she does the first thing she can think of- she goes after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Compliments by
00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Love, Hate, and Fate by
mysterygirl565 reviews
What happens when 20-year-old Amy bumps into Ian in New York? What happens when Dan meets Natalie in Boston? Pure chaos, fighting, and romance! Please read and review. Rated K because everything is appropriate.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,482 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010
The Bucket List by
deceptive-serenade reviews
If we don't complete the Bucket List, we won't graduate. Run if you hear us say the words "Bucket List" – you'll get involved, too. Albus/OC Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,563 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Malfoy's Son by
Princess Punzel reviews
Rose Weasley makes a new friend and soon love stirs the air. There's only one itsy bitsy problem. Her family hates his guts. And only because of an old, unjustified grudge. Will Rose be forced to choose between the two? Rated T for MILD language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,271 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Oh, Harry by
My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
White Flag by
Mrs Pettyfer reviews
They say when you walk down the aisle, flashes of memories resurface and the time seems to drag forever. It was true, Rose had concluded. Her past with Scorpius never seemed clearer than it did in these few moments as she made her way toward him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,967 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by
WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Impossible Improbabilities in Progress by
aej325 reviews
They were supposed to be hated enemies - so how is it that she wound up in this position? Trapped against the stone wall, her arms holding onto him like a lifeline.. talk about being stuck between a rock and a 'hard' place. Rose/Scorp, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong Today by
motorized-sasquatch reviews
It isn't that Scorpius Malfoy doesn't like his best mate's cousin because she's a Weasley. It's that he doesn't like her because she's a bloody lunatic! A bloody lunatic convinced that he's her soulmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,807 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
A Beautiful Problem by
BeautifullyHealed reviews
I have a slight problem. I'm in love with the man I always vowed to hate. A dilemma that could only happen for hell's pure amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,039 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Thirteenth of Friday by
00Verisimilitude00 reviews
And all of the sudden, Scorpius knew why this Friday the 13th would be the worst of all. 'Well, if that doesn't take the cauldron cake,' he thought bitterly. 'Figures that I start fancying Rose Weasley on Friday the 13th.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
My Best Mate Gives Mixed Signals by
whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Object! by
makoshark reviews
"If anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Staring Contest by
HeyApple reviews
Rose has always hated staring, so why does it bother her so much when one Scorpius Malfoy doesn't even glance in her way? And what happens when the frustrated girl finally reaches her limit? I warn you - There will be yelling and wrestling included ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lights, Camera, Kill Me Now! by
Joelle8 reviews
Natalie Kabra's clothes weren't selling; no one would sign Hamilton Holt onto a football team. Why? According to their agents, publicity is the answer. And that's how the two former enemies end up starring opposite each other in one heck of a movie.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Natalie K., Hamilton H.
Crescendo by
finally-alive reviews
Cammie & Zach; she was the school's golden girl and he was the big-shot player. For some odd reason, they were the best of friends with a similar interest in music. But things change once one of them starts falling -hard. :five-shot: /zammie/ AU, OoC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Midnight Wishes by
music4evah reviews
No one gets a happy ending. Not in real life, anyways. But, maybe with some luck, a few wishes, and midnight...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by
Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Unexpected by
SummerStarWatcher reviews
Rose Weasley cannot seem to escape Scorpius Malfoy's irritating pranks. She's just trying to relax after exams, and he just has to ruin her afternoon. But is it really ruined?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2011 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Honeysuckle Vine by
lydiamaartin reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Molly Weasley II had wondered about the honeysuckle vine growing outside her bedroom. - MollyLorcan
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Molly W. II, Lorcan S. - Complete
Be My Valentime by
dracoaddicted reviews
Rose wants to study, but Scorpius is very distracting. One-shot written for a valentines day challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dumb Ass by
an ache i still remember reviews
How do a series of insults entice a teenage boy? Read to find out! my first fic! Rated T for language.. as you can probably tell from the title..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Learn by
pajamasecrets reviews
Anubis shows Sadie what he's learned about modern courtship rituals.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Describe Me Now by
Everafterjunkie reviews
During a three word guessing game, Scorpius uses his three to tell Rose why no boy wants her. Rose attempts to change the three things about herself, but perhaps her inability to get a boyfriend is not to do with her afterall. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ian's Slips of Character by
Alex Almighty reviews
Every once and awhile Ian accesses a part of his mind that is... well... normal. He can't believe it when he finds himself defacing math.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ian K.
Three Words, Eight Letters by
Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Or, at least, that's what the other thought. What will it finally take for them to realize that they were made for each other? Just three little words, eight simple letters. It'll just take a while to get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,051 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chewing Gum by
Loving Your Smile reviews
He was chewing minty gum, and she so loved mint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Piercings by
acciopigfarts reviews
A needle, a cloth and a lip ring. The ingredients needed for the best prank of the century. But what will Fang's reaction be when he wakes up to find a certain piece of metal decorating his face? Certainly not as Max had expected ... 'T' 'FAX' One-Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Lovesick Rose by
LemonCheese reviews
Scorpius - the image of his father, a snobbish slytherin. Why does he keep staring at her? Rose - sarcastic, silly and a wannabe Bridget Jones. Why does she stare back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
It's Real For Us by
over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Your Average Computer Nerd by
hpfan99 reviews
It starts from book one in Michael's point of view when he realises that he likes Mia. It goes from snatching cookies to challenging Kenny Showalter to an online duel. Please read and review!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009
Sailing away with Scorose! by
over-rehearsed reviews
A five-step parody on how to write the best Scorose fanfiction out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Ghost Of New Years Past by
georginacastleorpington reviews
He's not really a ghost. Just an idiot under a sheet. But he's not going to let that stop him. It's the big day and Al has got to convince the wedding Scrooge to intervene, because he's the only one who can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Deeper Instinct by
drcjsnider reviews
When Rose agreed to be Scorpius Malfoy's solicitor she opened herself up to more than she'd intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Stalking, Scorpius Style by
sreduaram reviews
Stalking. Pfft, no. I was simply observing her. From a very short distance. With binoculars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Life Lessons by
drcjsnider reviews
While attempting to teach a love-struck Al a lesson in how to treat your friends, Rose and Scorpius discover something about themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Yuletied Up by
zetuslapetus reviews
Seriously, how may cursed Mistletoe are there around Hogwarts? Well, one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Boyfriend by
Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Daddy! by
troubadour12 reviews
“Daddy…?” Ian knew he was done for. Really, truly done for. And then she cried.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
20 Different Ways To Rise With The Music by
The Whisper of Wings reviews
This is a series of oneshots concerning characters of the 39 Clues, written in stanza form, with 4 lines per stanza, as a way of telling each story. Related to music. Multi-Chapter.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Amazing Cliches by
rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Inappropriate Conduct by
Randomonium reviews
Scorpius is being inappropriate, and Rose can't just let it continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Faking It by
georginacastleorpington reviews
When Rose Weasley's boyfriend breaks up with her, her cousins come up with the ultimate plot to make him jealous - a fake relationship, with none other than Scorpius Malfoy aka. the guy she's sworn to hate . RW&SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Potter's Potty Yuletide Love by
georginacastleorpington reviews
Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
That Potter Boy by
BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The White & Black Bird by
Another Artist reviews
The Kabras are ruthless and vicious, even to the Lucians. However, no one's ever gotten close enough to them to figure out their dark secret. That is, until Amy comes along… Ian/Amy. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,721 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
That Damn Apple by
Julia Claire reviews
You can't blame me for what happened. It's not my fault that James is an idiot, or that Hugo's a sneaky Slytherin, or that Scorpius was born, or that Dad is sometimes so annoying that I have to do the opposite of whatever he says... Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
It's Called Acting by
ThePhoenixoftheOrder reviews
Ian is with Amy. They came from an all branch meeting. Suddenly, Jasmine, another girl who shows fancy in Ian shows up. Ian wants Amy to pretend to be his girlfriend. What more could happen next?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The One Where Malfoy Proves He's Not A Wimp by
georginacastleorpington reviews
James Potter is in persuasive mode. He's got to convince Malfoy to lip-lock with his cousin, Rose, or Albus will never give him that 20 galleons. And he's got to get Fred to stop waving his Anti-Ginger-Racism petition around. *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Stranded by
Vamps-with-Wings reviews
He had planned this all out flawlessly. We were stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no means of communication. The odds of someone passing were a gazillion to one at this point. -What oh what will Max and Fang do? Oneshot. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Girl Who Should Have Been Her Mother by
Leia 96 reviews
She'd grown up hearing stories about the girl who should have been her mother. The girl who walked away from her father 15 years ago, and had every right to. But now Daddy is dead, and it is her job to tell her. The story of Gale's daughter. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Can You Spell Embarassed? by
Pyocola Analogue III reviews
On a rare chance, Max decides to indulge in a little act of immaturity. And the whole thing is watched by one person we know all too well. Slight Fax fluff. Set before first book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Torture of Twilight by
Bookaholic711 reviews
When Rose's friends find out her secret, she is left with a choice. Admit it to the person who matters most in a painful way, or suffer eternal torture by reading Twilight. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
There's this Boy in Ravenclaw by
anime-is-dumb reviews
Rose Weasley is home for the Holiday break after her 5th year, and Hermione is wondering why her daughter seems a bit off. Turns out that the culprit is 'this boy in Ravenclaw...'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Melody of the Heart is in Minor Key by
Joelle8 reviews
She nevereverever made a sound, and he feels foolishinsaneterrible for never wondering why.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Dan C. - Complete
Blotto by
TinaMustDie reviews
There were only so many words that could describe Scorpius Malfoy, and sane wasn't one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Scorpius M.
First Date by
FoxFace Zero reviews
Sometimes there need not be a second... Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ian K., Amy C.
Dirty Dancing by
Mrs Pettyfer reviews
"Tempting, isn't it?" Scorpius rasped in her ear, his lips trailing slowly toward her mouth dangerously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by
Martini Gal reviews
It was simply the realization of their love, which really wasn't much unlike that of Romeo or Juliet – though minus the significant flare for the dramatic and the more than questionable courting methods- Oneshot. Second Generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Life and Times of Scorpius Malfoy by
Thea Knightley reviews
Scorpius Malfoy loves his father, but he grows tired of living in his shadow, something his best mate Albus can relate too. And then there is the magnetic and irritating Rose Weasley...from Scorpius' POV Missing chapter 7! Don't know how! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,899 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Walls into Doors by
Another Artist reviews
It's hard to turn stone cold walls into welcoming doors. Just ask Ian. Another Lovely Contest response, challenge three. Ian/Amy. OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Love and Hell by
AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
All I said was a simple 'yes' and then it was as if hell had broken loose. Note to self: Next time Scorpius Malfoy asks you to make a deal with him just say 'no! RW/SM - R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,560 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Hot List by
drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius can't get the girl he desires until he can get his name off of Rose Weasley's 'Not Hot List'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broom Cupboard Revelations by
00Verisimilitude00 reviews
When teachers interrupt Victoire and Teddy meeting late at night, they find refuge in a broom closet. Unfortunately for Teddy, he realizes something quite shocking concerning Victoire in the small enclosed space. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Revelations by
stilessttilinski reviews
James and Lily, in a broom cupboard. It's bound to be disastrous. - - JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Polyjuice Potion by
KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Rose only became his partner in Potions because he was as smart as she was. She had no idea that she would have to turn into him for an entire HOUR. But, after he did nothing but annoy her, she decided to use it to her advantage. Rose/Scorpius Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Reactions by
P.o.T.t.Y.F.a.N.x reviews
Scorpius annoys the hell out of Rose, but she pays attention when he says he has a proposition for her. All he wants - is a reaction. NOT AT ALL like my other Stories! My first Lime/Smut!M for a reason!R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
stagelights like parisian nights by
with the monsters reviews
All she wants is to dance, but that's a little too much to ask for a witch. - -MollyLysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete
Dylan's Face by
St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
A Rose's beginning AKA:a stupid lousy diary by
readerwriterthinker reviews
It’s true I, Rose Weasley, now have a diary. I know it’s hard to believe that a tomboy like me would actually have one of these things, but I do...here goes nothing T: just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Live to Love by
rileyluvr13 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. Two people. One love. A million stories. Collection of fifty unrelated Rose/Scorpius one-shots and drabbles. Written for the 50 Art of Words Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,838 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
How Not to Write Amian by
TheWonton reviews
This is an example of how not to wright Amian, or any story at all. Yes, it is a bit, over exaggerated, but I've seen all of these flaws before and I decided to put it all into one fail story. A one-shot, I guess. I wouldn't write this. Review! Thanks! :
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Sweater by
KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Oh, clumsy Albus Potter... he's always doing something to somehow ruin Rose's day... like making her robes catch fire and forcing her to wear Scorpius Malfoy's sweater for the rest of the day... Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by
AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
About a beauty who helps everyone but herself, a beast who'd rather be alone than betrayed and an empty box full of dreams. RW/SM- R&R, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
James Potter Problem by
Owl and Crow reviews
Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smirk by
LiLy-saLvatore-cuLLen reviews
"Actually, Son, Mummy is just too proud to admit her hard outer shell crumbled at the sight of Daddy's smirk. Keep practicing, my boy, it'll draw beautiful red heads to you in minutes."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by
Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Strawberries and Scamanders by
Julia Claire reviews
Lucy Weasley has never liked either. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Lucy W., Lorcan S. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by
Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Beautiful Blues by
Josephinee reviews
People fall in and out of love all the time; like sunrise and sunset, like ebb and flood, only not in sync. Because he'd fallen out of love with her... and she loved him all the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by
fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Oh, I'd Snog You Like the Muggles Do by
howlsatthemoon reviews
With my luck, the minute I kiss you, someone will come out and find us and pull out their wand and very possibly blow me up. Now, tell me Rosie, can we snog if I'm blown into smithereens? Rose and Scorpius and...Ronald?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Messedup Highschool Life by
Fly On Aya reviews
When Max moves to Virginia, she didn't expect to meet Fang and fall for him. She totally didn't expect that he'll also fall for her. Why do they have to be so stubborn and deny everything? It's love and you don't deny love. WARNING: HIGHSCHOOL STUPIDITY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 81,735 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unexpected by
Whit3 ros3 bud reviews
Sometimes you have to prepare for the unexpected so the shock isn't as great. But Sadie knows more than anything you can't expect the unexpected, especially when she receives a surprise visitor back at school. Complete one-shot. Fluffy.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Sleep Syrup by
ColorTheSky reviews
What do you think has the effect of sleep syrup on Max? It's sweet, and it takes all your problems away. Foodie. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
One Good Reason by
P.o.T.t.Y.F.a.N.x reviews
Scorpius wants to date someone else, and has going to, unless Rose can give him one good reason as to why he shouldn't. Will Rose listen to her heart? Or keep quiet, and wonder why she was actually sorted into Gryffindor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ways to Die by
Cottonpaw reviews
One-Shot. Fang amuses Max during a boring chemistry class. Based on a true story. Rated T for extremely mild language I'm paranoid .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by
georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Give Me Your Heart, Lover Boy by
howlsatthemoon reviews
I know that goodbye means nothing at all. / The tale of Scorpius Malfoy and Rosie Weasley. For Kimani, aka paperdisasters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dumb Blonde by
Vamps-with-Wings reviews
This is the tale of a silly, insolent boy who is sent, later, to urgent care for daring to call the great, the invincible- Maximum Ride . . . a dumb blonde. -Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Flawed Memories by
troubadour12 reviews
It’s a mild day. Set after the hunt, three years later, in some random city in a random country. Amy and Dan are cycling through the streets when they run into their beloved*cough*nightmarish*cough*cousins. What happens next?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Morning After Dark by
itsallwhiteandgold reviews
5 years after Amy and Dan won, Amy leaves for Harvard. When she gets there, she bumps into Ian Kabra, which complicates things. But when she befriends Hamilton Holt, she finds herself healing from all the hurt. Will it be Ian or Hamilton?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Antagonism by
cupid-painted-blind reviews
If anything could break up the boredom of a Ministry of Magic Christmas party, it was antagonizing Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Paroxysm by
windsilk reviews
Nothing was ever easy between them, and if they were normal people, their world would have ended in a cataclysmic eruption long ago. Luckily, normality was a lifetime away. / 005. "Man, now's there's chocolate in my hair. Thanks." Scorpius said sourly. —Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
Ian Kabra's Blog by
Amy Cahill reviews
It's IAN KABRA, for goodness sakes. He's handsome, smart, rich, and Evil. Perfect. Note: This summary was written by Ian Kabra.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009
Just A Crush by
snappers reviews
Rose Weasley, in a drunken stupor, confessed her love for Scorpius Malfoy... in front of the entire gryffindor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
I'll Say by
Bendleshnitz reviews
'One kiss breaches the distance between friendship and love'. Or it may just ruin the friendship. What would it be for Rose? Originally written as a gift for a fest. -someone suggested I change the rating from K to T, so just in case...-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Purple Sweater by
ToxicCheesecake reviews
The downfall of the Lucian branch? Ian Kabra's island? A funeral? A purple sweater stolen? What madness is this? To find out read this fan fiction!The first chapter is a prequel to the story. Takes place after Korea. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
What Results from Tripping Over the Stairs by
howlsatthemoon reviews
"What are you doing? Trying to take advantage of a cripple? You're a sick man!" / In which Rose trips and Scorpius is a typical teenage boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Wolf to Wolf by
HM Grayson reviews
Jacob and Seth have an uncomfortable conversation. Who's stepping on whose territory, exactly? JxL, SxN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Adrenaline Rush by
Lucifer's Garden reviews
"Speechless," he went on, suddenly looking entranced by her lips. "You're making this too easy, Rose." One-shot, R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Guide to the Weasley Girls by
dork-with-glasses reviews
Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Crayons by
Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ian's Promise by
potatopotatotomatotomato reviews
Yes, Dan, Ian is here to sell cookies. He has them in Sorry, I'm an idiot, and 'Please forgive me Amy'. Would you like one? An entry to 'Bringing Down the Walls', Another Lovely Contest, by Another Artist. Read and Review, minna! Oh, and vote, too ;
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Ten inches by
sti reviews
Curiosity killed the cat... You shouldn t listen to other people s conversation, Sirius paid for it. Rated M just to be safe. Sequel is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Better World by
Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Singles Awareness Day by
MinimizeYourself reviews
Rose Weasley isn't celebrating Valentine's Day this year. And it has absolutely nothing to do with Scorpius and his new girlfriend. 'Cause she isn't jealous. At all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Apples by
Lily Orange reviews
Lily is spending Valentine's Day as a single sixteen-year-old writing a Transfiguration essay. However, that all changes when James Potter walks in and begins eating an apple... rather seductively...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Angel's Fax 'I Love You' Plan by
Flight at Midnight reviews
One day, Angel gets fed up with Max and Fang's lovey-dovey thoughts. So, she concocts an ingenious plan to get them to admit their true feeling to each other. A Fax one-shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Just a Piece of Cake by
ColorTheSky reviews
What do you think Max will give Fang on his birthday? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sticking to the Cover by
kiwiosity reviews
No matter how crazy, you always have to stick to your cover. A collection of oneshots. Assorted couples. III: It always starts with a dare. M-ish.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
First Meetings by
skabs reviews
How Butler first met his charge, and the first person Butler threatened for him. One-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by
St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
A Rich Kid's Worst Nightmare by
psychoticbookgirl reviews
The Clue Hunt is paused For some reason all the clues vanished from the face of the Earth-- more in chapter 2 and Ian and Natalie Kabra are sent to America to learn the ways of Dan and Amy because their mom wants to know more about the Cahill's lead.K-T
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Our Little Secret by
Gallagher Rose reviews
Zach has a little secret....
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Speechless by
Spicysweetchica101 reviews
Rose, Scorpius, and Albus were the best of friends. One day, Scorpius says something stupid and here is where our story begins! Follow the story to find out how Rose ends up speechless. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Fang Loves Iggy? by
Flight at Midnight reviews
When Max overhears something she shouldn't, she jumps to conclusions about the two older boys in the Flock. A one-shot about misunderstandings within the Flock that causes chaos. What seems like Figgy, but is actually Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
How It Should Have Ended by
bobwho123 reviews
a random drabble that popped into my head about how the final duel with voldemort should have gone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
He Doesn't Seem Like A Malfoy by
KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by
Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Facts of Life by
St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Triwizard Choices by
Dramione93 reviews
On Hiatus! Being Re-written Rose Weasley's sixth year at Hogwarts has taken a turn of events as The Triwizard tournament returns to Hogwarts and six champions are selected. And could love blossom between her and one of the champions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,673 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Scorpius M.
Get out of my Head! by
HAKUNA-MUTATA reviews
Rose/Scorpius. Scorpius and Rose are rivals. In her last year at Hogwarts, Rose accidentally creates a telepathic link between her and Scorpius. What will happen? Will Rose see the kind side of Scorpius through his thoughts? R&R! Rated T for Themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Wizard is as Wizard Does by
theebrunettebeauty reviews
Rose and Scorpius tend to drive each other mad. Sixth year just started and all of the sixth years get assigned to a wizard or witch. Will Scorpius and Rose survive this year when they end up working together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Slytherin Schemes by
dracosgem reviews
Rose Weasley & Scorpius Malfoy have always been at odds but a duel, a favor, and a steamy snog just might uncover feelings long denied...well, at least by a stubborn Gryffindor... RO/SCO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Cookies 'n Cream by
ColorTheSky reviews
One-shot. Someone can't sleep. All because of Home made ice cream. Its a witts battle. But someone wants something else... Who will satisfy their craving first...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Harry Knew by
BadgerInMySoup reviews
Harry saw it coming. Which is odd, really, considering the absolute lack of ability he had when he came to girls. Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Oral Exam by
drcjsnider reviews
Rose has never seen the attraction of oral sex. Can her cousin and his flat mate change her mind? A Rose, JamesII, and Scorpius story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Natalie goes Crazy by
AthenaPersephone14 reviews
It's been seven years since Amy and Dan won the 39 Clues and since then Natalie has fallen helplessly in love with Dan. But in two day's he getting married to someone else! Is there anything Natalie can do to stop it?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Through A Father's Eyes by
BadgerInMySoup reviews
The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
You are the Only Exception by
Eloquent Doll reviews
Rose is as fake as they come and she knows it. Going into her 7th year, can she drop the act and find true love? Scorose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Return of Opal Koboi by
The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by
sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
Seven by
Josephinee reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Better Than a Superhero by
Realmer06 reviews
Sometimes, being a brother is better than being a superhero. Five moments in the life of Ron and Bill Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by
The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Convincing Ron Weasley by
weasleykingrocks reviews
*Sequel To Forget Hugo..* After failing to ask a certain redhead to marry him after school, Scorpius has decided to pluck up the courage and finally go for it again. But the only obstacle in the path now is the said redhead's father, Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Seeing More by
Realmer06 reviews
Rose Weasley is a mystery, one that Scorpius Malfoy is determined to solve, even if it takes seven years and a conversation with a portrait or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Got a Feeling by
nzgurliedilemma reviews
Rose Weasley is a 17 year old witch in her 6th year of Hogwarts. Scorpius Malfoy is a 17 year old wizard in his 6th year of Hogwarts. They never really knew each other, until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,224 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
5 Types Of Women That Turned Scorpius Malfoy Off by
sarahyyy reviews
But even though she was a witty, funny, redheaded Quidditch-playing Weasley, Scorpius found that he didn't mind at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Break Room by
The One Called Demetra reviews
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
14 Hours by
theebrunettebeauty reviews
What's it like flying on a plane with Scorpius Malfoy? The next generation get to visit a wizarding school in America. Rose Weasley has to overcome battles that are about to be fought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Let's Play A Game by
Zikkie reviews
Gazzy's sick, but that doesn't stop him and Iggy from humiliating Max...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Smart One by
nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
By Any Other by
DSieya reviews
Not to quote Shakespeare, but... — Hugo, Rose, Scorpius, and name-calling. oneshot, slight Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hugo W., Rose W. - Complete
I Would Trade You For a Transformer? by
Aetheria13 reviews
Just a fax one-shot. Max and Fang watching movies at home. Could be viewed as post MAX: A Maximum Ride Novel or just as something random. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Girl Next Dormitory by
VioletOrchid18 reviews
They met in their first year. Then, they became best friends. However, Rose isn't sure she'd like to stay just friends with Scorpius...but will he notice her before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
And Other Such Items With Layers by
LynnSonz reviews
Of Onions,Malfoys,Bedsheets, Hogwarts Robes and other such Items with layers. A series of Random Vignettes alluding to a Scorpious/Rose Romance. Set in random years, no timeframe. Enjoy and Review Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Close To You by
howlsatthemoon reviews
"Will you be there? Every step of the way?" / Sequel to They Long To Be. Rose and Scorpius's date is crashed by a couple of unlikely visitors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
After by
IheartRonnikins reviews
Ron and Hermione immediately after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Paramnesia by
Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rather Unfortunate Looking by
sodi reviews
He could be likeable, she thought, if they both were entirely different people. Rose and Scorpius throughout their years at Hogwarts, one chapter for each year . Please read and review! Disclaimer: I own nothing of J.K. Rowling's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,160 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Why Rose Weasley is always right by
Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next Gen oneshot.** Rose and a decidedly Slytherin-Scorpius. Trapped in a cupboard. At work. As you do. Fluff of course! RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Helena and Demetrius by
Chocolate Chip Cookie and Milk reviews
Rose and Scorpius ha a rough start. Can pink hair and Shakespeare put them together. Or is it going to take a bigger force to get these two lovers together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Strawberry Lip Gloss by
AngelicKat445 reviews
Rose wears strawberry lip gloss and one day, it becomes too much for Scorpius. Cute little fanfic I did in, like, ten minutes or something. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Compare This by
AC Tadhg reviews
Scorpius Malfoy always gave Rose Weasley something to compare to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Best Kind of Punishment by
Ozma333 reviews
R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by
greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 294 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sneaks and Schemes by
twisted.cucumber reviews
Rose and Scorpius are mates, and that's all they'll ever be, according to Rose at least. That, however, can change any moment... "Get out of my bed you git!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Maps (Old) by
FeigningInterest reviews
We've always been friends, Scorpius and I. Just as I've always been level-headed. But things have a way of changing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Know You by
waiting4tomorrow reviews
Rose Weasley didn't expect much from a summer job, other than some solitude time from him. Yes the exact him who kissed her last term, the exact him who was her cousin's best mate, the exact him who she fell in love with. RWXSM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Happy Endings by
rileyluvr13 reviews
Rose is trying to find her happy ending, and it's not with Scorpius. But by listening to an eye-opening truth, can he fix mistakes of the past, or is it too late? Rose/Scorpius. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Off Limits by
LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lucēre by
FeigningInterest reviews
I sit up, looking at everything but him. But it doesn't matter if I don't look at him. He's playing against my senses, and I can smell her on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy's Biggest Fan by
THECURSOR reviews
Always pay attention on the Quidditch pitch. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Words of Wisdom by
THECURSOR reviews
Draco Malfoy gives some advice to a Slytherin in love: Rose Weasley. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Shop Girl by
THECURSOR reviews
Just before starting her fifth year at Hogwarts, Rose Weasley tries to earn a few extra coins working at her Uncle's joke shop, just in time to meet that Malfoy kid her father warned her about. Rose/Scorpius with a hint of Draco/Hermoine one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Helpless by
HP.que.nette reviews
You know, Weasley. You can look for something all you want, but you'll generally find it where you're least expecting it. .:New-Year-Themed RoseScorpius oneshot:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The trouble with Scorpius Malfoy by
Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next gen fic: Rose/Scorpius, fairly long one-shot. “The trouble with Scorpius Malfoy was that he had the almost uncanny ability to irritate Rose Weasley more than anyone else she had ever met...” Fluff!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Kissing Kabra by
I Own Cody reviews
Amy reminisces about meeting one of her relatives. One-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Flying by
commander in blue reviews
Maybe in some world, a boy and girl sitting under the moonlight would have been romantic. One-shot, Zach/Cammie.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
My mothers advice by
Cherlemagne reviews
Boys don't always get it, so Rose took her mothers advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Conundrum by
Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Poke by
PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
When Brad decides to do a science experiment on the temperment of people, so he goes up to an unsuspecting tall emo guy to do his experiment on. Guess what high-strung boy this is? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Snogging Rose Weasley by
drcjsnider reviews
Rose Weasley has ways to get what she wants and she wants to kiss Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
It's an Honor by
mackgirl reviews
Rose and Scorpius have just had their first child... but what happens when they let their families know the name they have chosen? After all, it is a honor to have a child named after you... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Six Impossible Things by
Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. There is nothing about him that should capture her attention. So why can't she look away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Silver by
memorylostgoldfish reviews
FangxMax Oneshot. Fang finds out something peculiar about Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Little things we notice by
Pinkjimmychoos reviews
*"Rose Weasley has a million freckles." "Scorpius Malfoy has a million girlfriends..."* It's funny the little things we notice sometimes. And the things we don't. One-shot. The Rose/Scorpius relationship from others' POV. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Danse Macabre by
stella8h8chang reviews
Follow Bellatrix step-by-step as she learns the Dance of Death from her first love, the Dark Lord. Partners in crime and partners in dance - how did it all begin? Find out, in the final chapter, what was going through Bella's mind during those last hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,025 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Rock and a Hard Place by
LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
PS Sorry 'Bout All That by
Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by
opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Concerning Familial Nosiness by
MintiNeko reviews
Rose and Scorpius are in the Weasley garden. They only think they're alone. And Ron decides that Muggle weapons aren't so useless after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Teenage Girls and Hogwarts' Letters by
luvscharlie reviews
Ron and Hermione's children are on holiday from Hogwarts when an Owl arrives from the school that someone has been misbehaving. Ron/Hermione; Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Figure it Out by
thunder skies reviews
“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Realization by
Purple with Irony reviews
Max, Fang, Angel, Total and Akila are in the snow drift. What if Gozen never came? But they were found by the Flock members instead. What would have happened in those minutes where they were all cooped up in a close space? FAX One-shot dumb name XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Until 'I Do' by
turquoise.seas reviews
Flyboys, I can handle. Erasers? No problem. Wearing a dress and getting ready to take a walk down an aisle strewn with flower petals? Not so much. --Fax-- MAJOR TWIST!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
Eight in the Morning by
Lady Altair reviews
The first fifteen minutes of a not-quite-ordinary morning in the Auror's Department for Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. "Really, what were ex-girlfriends and ex-Slytherins with itchy wand hands when there were monster children and pregnant wives at home?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ways I Hate You by
rileyluvr13 reviews
Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Don't Like Strawberries by
Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
James reminds himself of all the reasons why he and Lily aren't meant for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Summer Doesn't Have by
nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot RoseScorpius/ 'Summer had a lot of things, but it didn’t have Scorpius Malfoy.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Amortentia by
Moonprincess92 reviews
"You overestimate my abilities. It took all of my strength at Hogwarts to stop me from throwing myself at you." "So what's stopping you now?" "Your attempts to be seductive." :Oneshot RHr postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weasley Blush by
HP.que.nette reviews
On Wednesdays I curse him to the pits of hell. :RoseScorpius Oneshot:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Jinx by
Mac-alicious reviews
It was all Ron's fault. But there's not much that isn't Ron's fault is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Trilingual by
Lacklustre reviews
Scorpius has a little crush. Scorpius/Victoire but eventually, Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
This Time, on the Swings by
turquoise.seas reviews
“Why do you have to be so freaking stubborn?” He growled, in an echo of the last time that we had been alone like this. And, just like last time, he leaned in close and kissed me. FAX Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
A Chocolate Kiss by
XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by
hondagirl reviews
Because he just might be the right kind of wrong I need. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by
Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Cauterize by
Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,197 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Chocolate by
turquoise.seas reviews
-Slight FAX- “Why are you in here so early?” he said in his low voice. “’Cause it’s your birthday, lunkhead!”
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Vanilla by
Lacklustre reviews
Rose hated vanilla. A Scorpius/Rose Valentine Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
So This is Love by
hondagirl reviews
ONESHOT Have you ever met the one person that manages to tie your stomach up in knots? The one that makes you feel like your eleven all over again? I have. -A Rose and Scorpius story-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Incentive by
BlaireVolturi reviews
Kartik sees Gemma before he chooses to become a sailor. Rated for dirty thoughts, no real action. Set at the very beginning of TSFT. Complete, not updating.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Aftermath Before the Funeral by
Bad Mum reviews
At The Burrow before Fred's funeral, the family are trying to cope. And failing... Each chapter deals with a different character. Rated T for bad language. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Fred W., Arthur W. - Complete
Almost a Squib by
BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 4,674 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Tradition by
Realmer06 reviews
All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Don't Make Me HeadButt You by
johnnydicaprio reviews
Liy Evans has lost her wand. She is defenseless, less intimidating, less commanding, not to mention she has class in half an hour. She barges into a certain someone's room, convinced that he has taken it. Confrontations lead to unexpected things. JPxLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
10 Lies Draco Malfoy Told Hermione Granger by
drcjsnider reviews
This is a list of lies involving different subjects that Draco told Hermione. DH Spoiles. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rose by
turquoise.seas reviews
That which we call a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet... Shakespeare.FAX oneshot.. major fluff!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Iris by
turquoise.seas reviews
I have a confession to make.I'm obsessed with Fang's eyes. FAX oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
A PostModern Halloween Story by
drcjsnider reviews
What happens when you deconstruct Halloween into a series of words and then reconstruct it with Draco and Hermione as the main characters? I don't know, either. PostDH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
25 Things Hp Characters Will Never Say by
BadgerInMySoup reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Just some randomness done by me and my friend! Rated T for some lanuage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
In Shock by
Moonprincess92 reviews
"Is she ok?" "I don't know …" "Hey, what's going on?" "Harry, what did you do?" In which Ginny is in shock, Mrs Weasley's in tears and a proposal goes wrong. Or is that right? :Oneshot HG postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by
EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
It All Started With Troy by
EdwardAddict reviews
When Nudge forces the Flock to watch High School Musical 2, sparks fly during a heated debate about the main character, Troy. Just how will it end? Pointless fluff. Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Operation: Ensure L Evans on date with J Potter by
redredreglasses reviews
Ideas for operation: Write mysterious note full of romantic poetry – “THERE IS NO WAY I’M WRITING POETRY, ALICE!” In which lovesick Lily stresses, becomes a laughing stock and fails writing romantic poetry to a particular marauder… LJ LONG ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by
charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by
Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Love is Just a Swing Away by
EdwardAddict reviews
Jeb recently bought a swingset for the Flock to try to help them live normal childhoods. What can come from a swingoff battle of the sexes? Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Cuz Fang's Fergalicious by
I'll have some stupid cliche reviews
Max is looking for the iPod and finds something much better. Fax fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by
Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Crucibles by
DSieya reviews
Sometime between nine o'clock and midnight the day before, James and Lily broke up. No one can quite figure out why. [lj, oneshot, response to a challenge]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Honeydukes Chocolate: The Lily Evans Life Saver by
redredreglasses reviews
Why is Head Girl Lily Evans SKIPPING CLASS on a Monday and eating chocolate in bed instead? Because chocolate brightens everyones' day! Well, in everyones' case except Lily's... perhaps some problems need bigger help than chocolate... romancehumour LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by
Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Us? Friends? by
Schermionie reviews
"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wit's End by
zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Idiosyncrasies by
metro.max reviews
Everyone has their own special quirks, their own idiosyncrasies. Katie Bell is a matchmaker. Oliver Wood is an observer. And Fred Weasley? Fred Weasley is an instigator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by
greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 358 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In My Pants by
Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by
Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by
Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by
BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
Divine Humiliation by
zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Forget Me Do Chew by
Elizabeth90 reviews
At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ted and Joan by
daydreamer-022 reviews
[COMPLETE] Only two parts. Lilly enlists the help of Mia and Michael for the next episode of her show.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
3 Men and a Little Harry by
Javalass reviews
Sirius, Remus and Snape live together and take care of Harry. Funny and light. Easy to read. One chapter only. Will make you go, "Awww!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
In the Dark by
Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by
morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Common Room State of Affairs reviews
In which Rose and Scorpius share a common room, and all of the complications they encounter. "We weren't doing anything- "She wanted to get something- "His legs were in the way- "I was not ogling her bum-" I smacked my forehead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Eavesdropping reviews
"No, love," he said, amused. "Such a worrier. You won't need to wear anything, specifically." Dan fell to the ground and being retching.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Date Night reviews
Teenage hormones, ten teenagers with those said hormones, a new restaurant- all trapped in the magical world known as New York City at Nighttime. Oh, the possibilities. Amy/Ian; multiple pairings
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
The Poetry Channel reviews
Iciclegirl235 decided to write some poems about Amy and Ian. Then Amy and Ian found out! It's an all-out Ian/Amy online war! Poetry/Romance/Humor
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
The Hero, the Bad Guy, and Me reviews
Amy Cahill has won the 39 clues and is a world famous singer. When she runs into an old friend in London, love is in the air. But what are you suppose to do when everyone expects you to run off with the hero, when you really want the bad guy?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,322 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
The Scientific Journal of Dan Cahill reviews
I know, I know, it's not exactly scientific, but as long as helps me pass Mr.Wyatt's science class, it works! Besides, I can't call it a diary; I'm more manly that that- not to mention Amy will make fun of me. For the 39 Diaries Contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
Song Spoof reviews
Amy and Ian are forced into playing a song-parody game- the song, Hey There Delilah. The first of possibly many more song parodies.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2010
Yours Untruly reviews
Dan doesn't like the fact that Ian's dating his sister, so he tells Ian how he feels- in a letter. And Ian decides to respond back. Of course, Amy manages to find out. One-shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Peach Juice reviews
Ian and Amy unexpectedly meet in the park- the former sad and the latter drunk on Kool-Aid. An Another Lovely Contest submission.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Never Ending reviews
It was all so much like a dream, or a movie.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
A Series of Unpredictable Events reviews
Natalie is mad. Natalie leaves class. Mr. Hummer is a female super model. Dan receives a ninja sword. Utter chaos.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Just Another Saturday reviews
YOU ARSEHOLE!" "...you bloody flobberworms!" "Malfoy's fantasies..." "...lowly peasant?" "...woke even James up!" What is going ON?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Conversations reviews
It was never the same conversation, with each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Running reviews
Rose Weasley is running. Strong, brave, Rose Weasley is running. Heart-broken, lost, Rose Weasley is running.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete