This is Leah Clearwater, being flung off the damn deep end of the dating pool. Perverted blind dates, stalking werewolf ex-boyfriends and men with more back hair than mountain goats. Oh, and apparently going into heat is a thing now. Great. Blackwater.

Prequel to "Malfoy's Got It Goin' On". Know Rose's and Scorpius's stories through their Hogwarts years and beyond, their fluctuating feelings for each other, and what drove Rose to Scorpius's doorstep on that fateful night. Presented in a series of one-shots.

Rose has never been a fan of Scorpius Malfoy and his Slytherin cronies, but she's always managed to keep her distance and her head out of any trouble. Now, all of a sudden, she can't seem to shake the boy as he sets about ruining her week AND her grades. Not to mention messing with her very sanity. [On Hiatus]

Going from mortal enemies to agreed acquaintances scared them both unimaginably, but, at the same time, it felt right. If only they knew what the other was up to. Companion piece to Scorpius: These Lies We Live.

Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.

Rose writes Scorpius a letter about her feelings for him the only way she knows how- foul mouthed and heartfelt.

"Bloody hell, Weasley," Scorpius exclaimed. "When I said I'd love to be tangled up in your sheets one day, I didn't mean like this." A collection of RoseScorpius one-shots.

Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

It's a sparkling feeling, like living, and breathing, and a little bit like burning, just around the edges – it's like wine in your throat, and fingers on your skin, and you, and this – and it, all of it, it just feels so alive.

"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.

Post-Series On her deathbed, Irina Spasky has an unusual request for Ian Kabra... Call it morbid curiosity. Ian/Amy

In just a few seconds, Amy Cahill made a decision that changed not only her life but the lives of everyone she's ever known. Years later, the Cahills come to terms with the fact that maybe what they thought was true never really was. Before book 7.

The following story contains a different drabble about Rose Weasley in each chapter. They aren't chronological or in any way connected. The most recent chapter is about Rose and Scorpius at Hogwarts.

Dan, Amy, Nellie, Ian, Saladin, Natalie, Vikram and Isabel, Alistair, Jonah Wizard, and Hamilton Holt are suddenly transported to a magical room. Takes place at the end of the Emperor's Code . A book appears, as well as a letter. They must read to leave

Rose and Scorpius met on the Hogwarts express in first year. What will happen when Rose finds herself in love with Scorpius, while he's in love with another girl. Rose/Scorpius

Rose likes Scorpius. Scorpius knows it, but she doesn't know he knows it. Lily knows too, but won't tell. James has surmised because he's that awesome. And Albus just knows everything, or would like to think he does. T for mild language and shenanigans.

merry christmas, lorcan. - lilylorcan. pure fluff. merry christmas, nikki. :3

Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Then, out of the blue, Scorpius disappears, and Rose doesn't know what to do. So she does the first thing she can think of- she goes after him.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

What happens when 20-year-old Amy bumps into Ian in New York? What happens when Dan meets Natalie in Boston? Pure chaos, fighting, and romance! Please read and review. Rated K because everything is appropriate.

If we don't complete the Bucket List, we won't graduate. Run if you hear us say the words "Bucket List" – you'll get involved, too. Albus/OC Rose/Scorpius

Rose Weasley makes a new friend and soon love stirs the air. There's only one itsy bitsy problem. Her family hates his guts. And only because of an old, unjustified grudge. Will Rose be forced to choose between the two? Rated T for MILD language

A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."

They say when you walk down the aisle, flashes of memories resurface and the time seems to drag forever. It was true, Rose had concluded. Her past with Scorpius never seemed clearer than it did in these few moments as she made her way toward him.

Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.

They were supposed to be hated enemies - so how is it that she wound up in this position? Trapped against the stone wall, her arms holding onto him like a lifeline.. talk about being stuck between a rock and a 'hard' place. Rose/Scorp, oneshot.

It isn't that Scorpius Malfoy doesn't like his best mate's cousin because she's a Weasley. It's that he doesn't like her because she's a bloody lunatic! A bloody lunatic convinced that he's her soulmate.

I have a slight problem. I'm in love with the man I always vowed to hate. A dilemma that could only happen for hell's pure amusement.

And all of the sudden, Scorpius knew why this Friday the 13th would be the worst of all. 'Well, if that doesn't take the cauldron cake,' he thought bitterly. 'Figures that I start fancying Rose Weasley on Friday the 13th.'

Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.

"If anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."

Rose has always hated staring, so why does it bother her so much when one Scorpius Malfoy doesn't even glance in her way? And what happens when the frustrated girl finally reaches her limit? I warn you - There will be yelling and wrestling included ;

Natalie Kabra's clothes weren't selling; no one would sign Hamilton Holt onto a football team. Why? According to their agents, publicity is the answer. And that's how the two former enemies end up starring opposite each other in one heck of a movie.

Cammie & Zach; she was the school's golden girl and he was the big-shot player. For some odd reason, they were the best of friends with a similar interest in music. But things change once one of them starts falling -hard. :five-shot: /zammie/ AU, OoC.

No one gets a happy ending. Not in real life, anyways. But, maybe with some luck, a few wishes, and midnight...

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Rose Weasley cannot seem to escape Scorpius Malfoy's irritating pranks. She's just trying to relax after exams, and he just has to ruin her afternoon. But is it really ruined?

Ever since she was a little girl, Molly Weasley II had wondered about the honeysuckle vine growing outside her bedroom. - MollyLorcan

Rose wants to study, but Scorpius is very distracting. One-shot written for a valentines day challenge.

How do a series of insults entice a teenage boy? Read to find out! my first fic! Rated T for language.. as you can probably tell from the title..

Anubis shows Sadie what he's learned about modern courtship rituals.

During a three word guessing game, Scorpius uses his three to tell Rose why no boy wants her. Rose attempts to change the three things about herself, but perhaps her inability to get a boyfriend is not to do with her afterall. Oneshot.

Every once and awhile Ian accesses a part of his mind that is... well... normal. He can't believe it when he finds himself defacing math.

Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Or, at least, that's what the other thought. What will it finally take for them to realize that they were made for each other? Just three little words, eight simple letters. It'll just take a while to get there.

He was chewing minty gum, and she so loved mint.

A needle, a cloth and a lip ring. The ingredients needed for the best prank of the century. But what will Fang's reaction be when he wakes up to find a certain piece of metal decorating his face? Certainly not as Max had expected ... 'T' 'FAX' One-Shot.

Scorpius - the image of his father, a snobbish slytherin. Why does he keep staring at her? Rose - sarcastic, silly and a wannabe Bridget Jones. Why does she stare back?

A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.

It starts from book one in Michael's point of view when he realises that he likes Mia. It goes from snatching cookies to challenging Kenny Showalter to an online duel. Please read and review!

A five-step parody on how to write the best Scorose fanfiction out there.

He's not really a ghost. Just an idiot under a sheet. But he's not going to let that stop him. It's the big day and Al has got to convince the wedding Scrooge to intervene, because he's the only one who can...

When Rose agreed to be Scorpius Malfoy's solicitor she opened herself up to more than she'd intended.

Stalking. Pfft, no. I was simply observing her. From a very short distance. With binoculars.

While attempting to teach a love-struck Al a lesson in how to treat your friends, Rose and Scorpius discover something about themselves.

Seriously, how may cursed Mistletoe are there around Hogwarts? Well, one more.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

“Daddy…?” Ian knew he was done for. Really, truly done for. And then she cried.

This is a series of oneshots concerning characters of the 39 Clues, written in stanza form, with 4 lines per stanza, as a way of telling each story. Related to music. Multi-Chapter.

This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom

Scorpius is being inappropriate, and Rose can't just let it continue.

When Rose Weasley's boyfriend breaks up with her, her cousins come up with the ultimate plot to make him jealous - a fake relationship, with none other than Scorpius Malfoy aka. the guy she's sworn to hate . RW&SM

Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot

In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody

For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

The Kabras are ruthless and vicious, even to the Lucians. However, no one's ever gotten close enough to them to figure out their dark secret. That is, until Amy comes along… Ian/Amy. COMPLETE.

You can't blame me for what happened. It's not my fault that James is an idiot, or that Hugo's a sneaky Slytherin, or that Scorpius was born, or that Dad is sometimes so annoying that I have to do the opposite of whatever he says... Rose/Scorpius

Ian is with Amy. They came from an all branch meeting. Suddenly, Jasmine, another girl who shows fancy in Ian shows up. Ian wants Amy to pretend to be his girlfriend. What more could happen next?

James Potter is in persuasive mode. He's got to convince Malfoy to lip-lock with his cousin, Rose, or Albus will never give him that 20 galleons. And he's got to get Fred to stop waving his Anti-Ginger-Racism petition around. *One-Shot*

He had planned this all out flawlessly. We were stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no means of communication. The odds of someone passing were a gazillion to one at this point. -What oh what will Max and Fang do? Oneshot. FAX!

She'd grown up hearing stories about the girl who should have been her mother. The girl who walked away from her father 15 years ago, and had every right to. But now Daddy is dead, and it is her job to tell her. The story of Gale's daughter. Oneshot.

On a rare chance, Max decides to indulge in a little act of immaturity. And the whole thing is watched by one person we know all too well. Slight Fax fluff. Set before first book.

When Rose's friends find out her secret, she is left with a choice. Admit it to the person who matters most in a painful way, or suffer eternal torture by reading Twilight. Oneshot.

Rose Weasley is home for the Holiday break after her 5th year, and Hermione is wondering why her daughter seems a bit off. Turns out that the culprit is 'this boy in Ravenclaw...'.

She nevereverever made a sound, and he feels foolishinsaneterrible for never wondering why.

There were only so many words that could describe Scorpius Malfoy, and sane wasn't one of them.

Sometimes there need not be a second... Ian/Amy

"Tempting, isn't it?" Scorpius rasped in her ear, his lips trailing slowly toward her mouth dangerously.

It was simply the realization of their love, which really wasn't much unlike that of Romeo or Juliet – though minus the significant flare for the dramatic and the more than questionable courting methods- Oneshot. Second Generation.

Scorpius Malfoy loves his father, but he grows tired of living in his shadow, something his best mate Albus can relate too. And then there is the magnetic and irritating Rose Weasley...from Scorpius' POV Missing chapter 7! Don't know how! :

It's hard to turn stone cold walls into welcoming doors. Just ask Ian. Another Lovely Contest response, challenge three. Ian/Amy. OneShot.

All I said was a simple 'yes' and then it was as if hell had broken loose. Note to self: Next time Scorpius Malfoy asks you to make a deal with him just say 'no! RW/SM - R&R

Scorpius can't get the girl he desires until he can get his name off of Rose Weasley's 'Not Hot List'.

When teachers interrupt Victoire and Teddy meeting late at night, they find refuge in a broom closet. Unfortunately for Teddy, he realizes something quite shocking concerning Victoire in the small enclosed space. One-shot

James and Lily, in a broom cupboard. It's bound to be disastrous. - - JamesLily.

Rose only became his partner in Potions because he was as smart as she was. She had no idea that she would have to turn into him for an entire HOUR. But, after he did nothing but annoy her, she decided to use it to her advantage. Rose/Scorpius Oneshot

Scorpius annoys the hell out of Rose, but she pays attention when he says he has a proposition for her. All he wants - is a reaction. NOT AT ALL like my other Stories! My first Lime/Smut!M for a reason!R&R

All she wants is to dance, but that's a little too much to ask for a witch. - -MollyLysander.

For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!

It’s true I, Rose Weasley, now have a diary. I know it’s hard to believe that a tomboy like me would actually have one of these things, but I do...here goes nothing T: just in case

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. Two people. One love. A million stories. Collection of fifty unrelated Rose/Scorpius one-shots and drabbles. Written for the 50 Art of Words Challenge.

This is an example of how not to wright Amian, or any story at all. Yes, it is a bit, over exaggerated, but I've seen all of these flaws before and I decided to put it all into one fail story. A one-shot, I guess. I wouldn't write this. Review! Thanks! :

Oh, clumsy Albus Potter... he's always doing something to somehow ruin Rose's day... like making her robes catch fire and forcing her to wear Scorpius Malfoy's sweater for the rest of the day... Rose/Scorpius oneshot

About a beauty who helps everyone but herself, a beast who'd rather be alone than betrayed and an empty box full of dreams. RW/SM- R&R, one-shot

Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!

"Actually, Son, Mummy is just too proud to admit her hard outer shell crumbled at the sight of Daddy's smirk. Keep practicing, my boy, it'll draw beautiful red heads to you in minutes."

He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.

Lucy Weasley has never liked either. Oneshot.

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

People fall in and out of love all the time; like sunrise and sunset, like ebb and flood, only not in sync. Because he'd fallen out of love with her... and she loved him all the same.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

With my luck, the minute I kiss you, someone will come out and find us and pull out their wand and very possibly blow me up. Now, tell me Rosie, can we snog if I'm blown into smithereens? Rose and Scorpius and...Ronald?

When Max moves to Virginia, she didn't expect to meet Fang and fall for him. She totally didn't expect that he'll also fall for her. Why do they have to be so stubborn and deny everything? It's love and you don't deny love. WARNING: HIGHSCHOOL STUPIDITY

Sometimes you have to prepare for the unexpected so the shock isn't as great. But Sadie knows more than anything you can't expect the unexpected, especially when she receives a surprise visitor back at school. Complete one-shot. Fluffy.

What do you think has the effect of sleep syrup on Max? It's sweet, and it takes all your problems away. Foodie. :

Scorpius wants to date someone else, and has going to, unless Rose can give him one good reason as to why he shouldn't. Will Rose listen to her heart? Or keep quiet, and wonder why she was actually sorted into Gryffindor . . .

One-Shot. Fang amuses Max during a boring chemistry class. Based on a true story. Rated T for extremely mild language I'm paranoid .

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

I know that goodbye means nothing at all. / The tale of Scorpius Malfoy and Rosie Weasley. For Kimani, aka paperdisasters.

This is the tale of a silly, insolent boy who is sent, later, to urgent care for daring to call the great, the invincible- Maximum Ride . . . a dumb blonde. -Oneshot

It’s a mild day. Set after the hunt, three years later, in some random city in a random country. Amy and Dan are cycling through the streets when they run into their beloved*cough*nightmarish*cough*cousins. What happens next?

5 years after Amy and Dan won, Amy leaves for Harvard. When she gets there, she bumps into Ian Kabra, which complicates things. But when she befriends Hamilton Holt, she finds herself healing from all the hurt. Will it be Ian or Hamilton?

If anything could break up the boredom of a Ministry of Magic Christmas party, it was antagonizing Draco Malfoy.

Nothing was ever easy between them, and if they were normal people, their world would have ended in a cataclysmic eruption long ago. Luckily, normality was a lifetime away. / 005. "Man, now's there's chocolate in my hair. Thanks." Scorpius said sourly. —Scorpius/Rose.

The first time he meets Lucy Weasley, he can’t stop staring at her. He had thought all of the Weasleys had red, fiery hair. One-shot.

It's IAN KABRA, for goodness sakes. He's handsome, smart, rich, and Evil. Perfect. Note: This summary was written by Ian Kabra.

Rose Weasley, in a drunken stupor, confessed her love for Scorpius Malfoy... in front of the entire gryffindor!

'One kiss breaches the distance between friendship and love'. Or it may just ruin the friendship. What would it be for Rose? Originally written as a gift for a fest. -someone suggested I change the rating from K to T, so just in case...-

The downfall of the Lucian branch? Ian Kabra's island? A funeral? A purple sweater stolen? What madness is this? To find out read this fan fiction!The first chapter is a prequel to the story. Takes place after Korea. Ian/Amy

"What are you doing? Trying to take advantage of a cripple? You're a sick man!" / In which Rose trips and Scorpius is a typical teenage boy.

Jacob and Seth have an uncomfortable conversation. Who's stepping on whose territory, exactly? JxL, SxN.

"Speechless," he went on, suddenly looking entranced by her lips. "You're making this too easy, Rose." One-shot, R/S

Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.

Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”

Yes, Dan, Ian is here to sell cookies. He has them in Sorry, I'm an idiot, and 'Please forgive me Amy'. Would you like one? An entry to 'Bringing Down the Walls', Another Lovely Contest, by Another Artist. Read and Review, minna! Oh, and vote, too ;

Curiosity killed the cat... You shouldn t listen to other people s conversation, Sirius paid for it. Rated M just to be safe. Sequel is up!

A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?

Rose Weasley isn't celebrating Valentine's Day this year. And it has absolutely nothing to do with Scorpius and his new girlfriend. 'Cause she isn't jealous. At all.

Lily is spending Valentine's Day as a single sixteen-year-old writing a Transfiguration essay. However, that all changes when James Potter walks in and begins eating an apple... rather seductively...

One day, Angel gets fed up with Max and Fang's lovey-dovey thoughts. So, she concocts an ingenious plan to get them to admit their true feeling to each other. A Fax one-shot!

What do you think Max will give Fang on his birthday? One-shot.

No matter how crazy, you always have to stick to your cover. A collection of oneshots. Assorted couples. III: It always starts with a dare. M-ish.

How Butler first met his charge, and the first person Butler threatened for him. One-shot

A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.

The Clue Hunt is paused For some reason all the clues vanished from the face of the Earth-- more in chapter 2 and Ian and Natalie Kabra are sent to America to learn the ways of Dan and Amy because their mom wants to know more about the Cahill's lead.K-T

Zach has a little secret....

Rose, Scorpius, and Albus were the best of friends. One day, Scorpius says something stupid and here is where our story begins! Follow the story to find out how Rose ends up speechless. Read and Review!

When Max overhears something she shouldn't, she jumps to conclusions about the two older boys in the Flock. A one-shot about misunderstandings within the Flock that causes chaos. What seems like Figgy, but is actually Fax!

a random drabble that popped into my head about how the final duel with voldemort should have gone

He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.

After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.

On Hiatus! Being Re-written Rose Weasley's sixth year at Hogwarts has taken a turn of events as The Triwizard tournament returns to Hogwarts and six champions are selected. And could love blossom between her and one of the champions?

Rose/Scorpius. Scorpius and Rose are rivals. In her last year at Hogwarts, Rose accidentally creates a telepathic link between her and Scorpius. What will happen? Will Rose see the kind side of Scorpius through his thoughts? R&R! Rated T for Themes

Rose and Scorpius tend to drive each other mad. Sixth year just started and all of the sixth years get assigned to a wizard or witch. Will Scorpius and Rose survive this year when they end up working together?

Rose Weasley & Scorpius Malfoy have always been at odds but a duel, a favor, and a steamy snog just might uncover feelings long denied...well, at least by a stubborn Gryffindor... RO/SCO

One-shot. Someone can't sleep. All because of Home made ice cream. Its a witts battle. But someone wants something else... Who will satisfy their craving first...?

Harry saw it coming. Which is odd, really, considering the absolute lack of ability he had when he came to girls. Scorpius/Rose

Rose has never seen the attraction of oral sex. Can her cousin and his flat mate change her mind? A Rose, JamesII, and Scorpius story.

It's been seven years since Amy and Dan won the 39 Clues and since then Natalie has fallen helplessly in love with Dan. But in two day's he getting married to someone else! Is there anything Natalie can do to stop it?

The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.

Rose is as fake as they come and she knows it. Going into her 7th year, can she drop the act and find true love? Scorose

Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?

How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!

Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.

Sometimes, being a brother is better than being a superhero. Five moments in the life of Ron and Bill Weasley.

Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!

*Sequel To Forget Hugo..* After failing to ask a certain redhead to marry him after school, Scorpius has decided to pluck up the courage and finally go for it again. But the only obstacle in the path now is the said redhead's father, Ron Weasley.

Rose Weasley is a mystery, one that Scorpius Malfoy is determined to solve, even if it takes seven years and a conversation with a portrait or two.

Rose Weasley is a 17 year old witch in her 6th year of Hogwarts. Scorpius Malfoy is a 17 year old wizard in his 6th year of Hogwarts. They never really knew each other, until now.

But even though she was a witty, funny, redheaded Quidditch-playing Weasley, Scorpius found that he didn't mind at all.

Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.

What's it like flying on a plane with Scorpius Malfoy? The next generation get to visit a wizarding school in America. Rose Weasley has to overcome battles that are about to be fought.

Gazzy's sick, but that doesn't stop him and Iggy from humiliating Max...

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'

Not to quote Shakespeare, but... — Hugo, Rose, Scorpius, and name-calling. oneshot, slight Rose/Scorpius

Just a fax one-shot. Max and Fang watching movies at home. Could be viewed as post MAX: A Maximum Ride Novel or just as something random. Please R&R!

They met in their first year. Then, they became best friends. However, Rose isn't sure she'd like to stay just friends with Scorpius...but will he notice her before it's too late?

Of Onions,Malfoys,Bedsheets, Hogwarts Robes and other such Items with layers. A series of Random Vignettes alluding to a Scorpious/Rose Romance. Set in random years, no timeframe. Enjoy and Review Please.

"Will you be there? Every step of the way?" / Sequel to They Long To Be. Rose and Scorpius's date is crashed by a couple of unlikely visitors.

Ron and Hermione immediately after the battle.

This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles

He could be likeable, she thought, if they both were entirely different people. Rose and Scorpius throughout their years at Hogwarts, one chapter for each year . Please read and review! Disclaimer: I own nothing of J.K. Rowling's.

**Next Gen oneshot.** Rose and a decidedly Slytherin-Scorpius. Trapped in a cupboard. At work. As you do. Fluff of course! RW/SM

Rose and Scorpius ha a rough start. Can pink hair and Shakespeare put them together. Or is it going to take a bigger force to get these two lovers together?

Rose wears strawberry lip gloss and one day, it becomes too much for Scorpius. Cute little fanfic I did in, like, ten minutes or something. Read and review, please!

Scorpius Malfoy always gave Rose Weasley something to compare to.

R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.

There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.

Rose and Scorpius are mates, and that's all they'll ever be, according to Rose at least. That, however, can change any moment... "Get out of my bed you git!"

We've always been friends, Scorpius and I. Just as I've always been level-headed. But things have a way of changing.

Rose Weasley didn't expect much from a summer job, other than some solitude time from him. Yes the exact him who kissed her last term, the exact him who was her cousin's best mate, the exact him who she fell in love with. RWXSM

Rose is trying to find her happy ending, and it's not with Scorpius. But by listening to an eye-opening truth, can he fix mistakes of the past, or is it too late? Rose/Scorpius. One-shot.

Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot

I sit up, looking at everything but him. But it doesn't matter if I don't look at him. He's playing against my senses, and I can smell her on him.

Always pay attention on the Quidditch pitch. R/S

Draco Malfoy gives some advice to a Slytherin in love: Rose Weasley. Rose/Scorpius

Just before starting her fifth year at Hogwarts, Rose Weasley tries to earn a few extra coins working at her Uncle's joke shop, just in time to meet that Malfoy kid her father warned her about. Rose/Scorpius with a hint of Draco/Hermoine one shot

You know, Weasley. You can look for something all you want, but you'll generally find it where you're least expecting it. .:New-Year-Themed RoseScorpius oneshot:.

**Next gen fic: Rose/Scorpius, fairly long one-shot. “The trouble with Scorpius Malfoy was that he had the almost uncanny ability to irritate Rose Weasley more than anyone else she had ever met...” Fluff!**

Amy reminisces about meeting one of her relatives. One-shot.

Maybe in some world, a boy and girl sitting under the moonlight would have been romantic. One-shot, Zach/Cammie.

Boys don't always get it, so Rose took her mothers advice.

After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-

When Brad decides to do a science experiment on the temperment of people, so he goes up to an unsuspecting tall emo guy to do his experiment on. Guess what high-strung boy this is? One-shot.

Rose Weasley has ways to get what she wants and she wants to kiss Scorpius Malfoy.

Rose and Scorpius have just had their first child... but what happens when they let their families know the name they have chosen? After all, it is a honor to have a child named after you... right?

Pieces Universe. There is nothing about him that should capture her attention. So why can't she look away?

FangxMax Oneshot. Fang finds out something peculiar about Max.

*"Rose Weasley has a million freckles." "Scorpius Malfoy has a million girlfriends..."* It's funny the little things we notice sometimes. And the things we don't. One-shot. The Rose/Scorpius relationship from others' POV. Fluffy.

Follow Bellatrix step-by-step as she learns the Dance of Death from her first love, the Dark Lord. Partners in crime and partners in dance - how did it all begin? Find out, in the final chapter, what was going through Bella's mind during those last hours.

“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.

Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Rose and Scorpius are in the Weasley garden. They only think they're alone. And Ron decides that Muggle weapons aren't so useless after all...

Ron and Hermione's children are on holiday from Hogwarts when an Owl arrives from the school that someone has been misbehaving. Ron/Hermione; Rose/Scorpius

“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.

Max, Fang, Angel, Total and Akila are in the snow drift. What if Gozen never came? But they were found by the Flock members instead. What would have happened in those minutes where they were all cooped up in a close space? FAX One-shot dumb name XP

Flyboys, I can handle. Erasers? No problem. Wearing a dress and getting ready to take a walk down an aisle strewn with flower petals? Not so much. --Fax-- MAJOR TWIST!

The first fifteen minutes of a not-quite-ordinary morning in the Auror's Department for Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. "Really, what were ex-girlfriends and ex-Slytherins with itchy wand hands when there were monster children and pregnant wives at home?"

Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.

James reminds himself of all the reasons why he and Lily aren't meant for each other.

Oneshot RoseScorpius/ 'Summer had a lot of things, but it didn’t have Scorpius Malfoy.'

"You overestimate my abilities. It took all of my strength at Hogwarts to stop me from throwing myself at you." "So what's stopping you now?" "Your attempts to be seductive." :Oneshot RHr postDH:

On Wednesdays I curse him to the pits of hell. :RoseScorpius Oneshot:

It was all Ron's fault. But there's not much that isn't Ron's fault is there?

Scorpius has a little crush. Scorpius/Victoire but eventually, Scorpius/Rose.

“Why do you have to be so freaking stubborn?” He growled, in an echo of the last time that we had been alone like this. And, just like last time, he leaned in close and kissed me. FAX Oneshot.

“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.

Because he just might be the right kind of wrong I need. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT

Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

-Slight FAX- “Why are you in here so early?” he said in his low voice. “’Cause it’s your birthday, lunkhead!”

Rose hated vanilla. A Scorpius/Rose Valentine Fic.

ONESHOT Have you ever met the one person that manages to tie your stomach up in knots? The one that makes you feel like your eleven all over again? I have. -A Rose and Scorpius story-

Kartik sees Gemma before he chooses to become a sailor. Rated for dirty thoughts, no real action. Set at the very beginning of TSFT. Complete, not updating.

At The Burrow before Fred's funeral, the family are trying to cope. And failing... Each chapter deals with a different character. Rated T for bad language. Now complete.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.

Liy Evans has lost her wand. She is defenseless, less intimidating, less commanding, not to mention she has class in half an hour. She barges into a certain someone's room, convinced that he has taken it. Confrontations lead to unexpected things. JPxLE

This is a list of lies involving different subjects that Draco told Hermione. DH Spoiles. EWE.

That which we call a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet... Shakespeare.FAX oneshot.. major fluff!

I have a confession to make.I'm obsessed with Fang's eyes. FAX oneshot.

What happens when you deconstruct Halloween into a series of words and then reconstruct it with Draco and Hermione as the main characters? I don't know, either. PostDH, EWE.

Pretty much what the title says. Just some randomness done by me and my friend! Rated T for some lanuage!

"Is she ok?" "I don't know …" "Hey, what's going on?" "Harry, what did you do?" In which Ginny is in shock, Mrs Weasley's in tears and a proposal goes wrong. Or is that right? :Oneshot HG postDH:

Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy

When Nudge forces the Flock to watch High School Musical 2, sparks fly during a heated debate about the main character, Troy. Just how will it end? Pointless fluff. Fax Oneshot

Ideas for operation: Write mysterious note full of romantic poetry – “THERE IS NO WAY I’M WRITING POETRY, ALICE!” In which lovesick Lily stresses, becomes a laughing stock and fails writing romantic poetry to a particular marauder… LJ LONG ONESHOT

Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...

Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.

Jeb recently bought a swingset for the Flock to try to help them live normal childhoods. What can come from a swingoff battle of the sexes? Fax Oneshot

Max is looking for the iPod and finds something much better. Fax fluff.

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

Sometime between nine o'clock and midnight the day before, James and Lily broke up. No one can quite figure out why. [lj, oneshot, response to a challenge]

Why is Head Girl Lily Evans SKIPPING CLASS on a Monday and eating chocolate in bed instead? Because chocolate brightens everyones' day! Well, in everyones' case except Lily's... perhaps some problems need bigger help than chocolate... romancehumour LJ

Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax

"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"

Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.

Everyone has their own special quirks, their own idiosyncrasies. Katie Bell is a matchmaker. Oliver Wood is an observer. And Fred Weasley? Fred Weasley is an instigator.

Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.

Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...

You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.

At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.

[COMPLETE] Only two parts. Lilly enlists the help of Mia and Michael for the next episode of her show.

Sirius, Remus and Snape live together and take care of Harry. Funny and light. Easy to read. One chapter only. Will make you go, "Awww!"

Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.

Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.