Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

If vampires and shapeshifters exist in this world, is it really so hard to believe that they may not be the only creatures beyond human reality? What happens when these others decide that it's time to come out from the shadows?

Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

He spent ninety years searching for vengeance, but his eternity is about to be cut short. With seven days left, he'll find that there are much more important things worth fighting for. AU, Edward/Leah.

Leah Clearwater considers herself a lost soul and happiness a lost cause. Will community service with the new youth pastor show her that even she deserves a second chance?

Edward has always had a crush on Leah Clearwater and makes a birthday wish that only she can grant. Who knew his wish would open the door to a different set of complications? Inspired by Emmy's Pervy Picspiration over on the PPSS blog.

It didn't happen quickly, like you saw in movies or on television. In fact, it happened so slowly that sometimes the people around them wondered if it were even happening at all.

Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH

He didn't know his life was missing anything…until he met her. Out of sight doesn't necessarily mean out of mind.

As much as Roman would like to forget, he can't do anything except try to remember….

A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.

"What do you feel?"His answer was beautifully simple in its honesty. "You." Civil War era piece, Cherokee Leah and Confederate Jasper. Judge's Choice Winner for the United Colors of Twilight Contest! A-U, A-H, JxL

Edward acts out an interesting fantasy in a gay club… how will Bella feel about it the next morning? A little *slash* for my BxE shippers. Rated M, AH ONE-SHOT

The Cullens and wolf packs are at peace, and Leah has begun to feel almost normal. When the half-vampire Nahuel returns and the unthinkable happens, Leah faces life-changing choices and a frightening, evil foe from Nahuel's past. Rated M for a reason.

Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.

Gang life, handcuffs, and bars keep them apart, but as they say, love overcomes all things. Or does it? As Tori's life unravels, she must decide if love is enough to heal the damage James left in his wake. A novella written by Jadsmama.

A collection of drabbles/oneshots written from LJ prompts. Quick, dirty, and unedited. Full spectrum of genres. In other words, tiny little J/B shooters.

Edward struggles to find a suitable birthday gift for Bella, until Edward discovers his chance to help her live out one of her fantasies! Rated M for lots of lemons, let's be honest it is one giant lemon!

Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.

A series of unfortunate drabbles, written for our bothersome friends, who've given us dreadful prompts. Proceed, but cautiously. Anything goes.

Following the fall of the house of Batiatus, Spartacus and his army of freed slaves travel Rome to unshackle those still in chains. When the group liberates a villa, the gladiator Agron encounters a former slave named Nasir. The following is their story.

"Can you come over? My hand's stuck in the toilet." An entry for the "Remember When This Was Fun" contest!

April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.

Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash

A routine walk down an alley in Laredo sets into motion the events that end Charlotte's life, and sends her tumbling into a dark world full of hate and war.

A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen learns firsthand how distracting a woman can be when Angela Weber walks into one of his case review meetings. When he looks into her soul, however, everything becomes a foregone conclusion. Written for Einfach Mich-all her fault.

"The thing that Edward can't admit is that you don't let go of who you are." One-shot, canon, first-place winner of the The Canon Tour New Moon Round.

Oklahoma University QB and draft hopeful Riley Biers is on the precipice of a promising NFL career. His childhood dreams are about to materialize, yet Riley's thoughts are consumed with rival Florida QB Jasper Whitlock. Addition to Fandom4SAA o/s.

A little slice of Sam's life with his five-year-old son, Levi, and his boyfriend, Riley. Smutfluff for donnersun 'cause she prompted it. Warning: Contains dinosaurs, Gerard Butler, and gay sex.

Alice needs to leave her single life behind. Venturing out with her brother, she finds more than she expected in a pair of warm brown eyes. What started out as a physical need may, in fact, be more.

He is looking for a little peace after a long tour. During a walk in the woods, he discovers a woman that gives him a yea'rs worth of serenity in a single evening.

It was her little secret. Something hidden underneath the grays and blacks and whites of the conservative outfits she wore for her job. A basque, a bustier or on especially randy days, a corset.

Random pairings and ratings. Bella/Edward, Jake/Ness, Charlie/Rose, Sam/Emily/Leah, Edward/Bella, Jasper/Bella, Dadward, Quil/Claire, Billy/Sarah, Charlie/Leah, Emmett/Rose, Paul/Rachel, Jasper/Bree, Paul/Emmett, Charlie/Sue, Victoria/James

She was never going to change her mind. But a letter from District 2 could be enough to make a difference. Mockingjay canon, pre-Epilogue. One-shot.

Risks. Sacrifices. How much is too much? How far will Carlisle go to ensure a happily ever after for those he loves?

Lazily, Garrett flicks his eyes over Edward's face like he's seeing the parts and calculating the sum. "I need your help with something." Edward knows his life will never be the same again. Edward/Garrett, AH, Romance.

Outtakes from the original fanfiction "Season of the She Wolf."

Bella has her future all planned out: job, husband, kids. But before real life begins, Edward told her to let loose & have fun. To experience life. There are two experiences she wants, Emmett and Jasper. Written for Twilight Kink fest

Monitoring the newborn army in Seattle, Demetri and Felix find ways to indulge while also getting themselves fed. Entry for the Twilight Kink Fest. Takes place during Eclipse.

Esme believed in love and good sex; she'd just never experienced them for herself. She crafted her erotic bestsellers from her fantasies and some internet research. What happens when her new landscaper makes her want...more? M for fluffy lemons.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

For Twikinkfest. Jasper has low self esteem. He gets drunk and has sex with just about anyone. When he sobers up enough to go home he feels even worse about himself, but his roommate Peter is always there to pick up the pieces. Adult content. AH

"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.

A series of unconnected drabbles and oneshots written for the Twilight 25. Some happy, some sad. Some long, some short. Some lemony, some not. All meant to explore something new and different.

Felix and Emmett have always longed for someone of equal size and strength to spar with. They meet secretly once a year to give in to their basest urges, hunting and fighting. This year one thing leads to another. Explicit adult content. AU, Vampslash.

She is graceful and elegant, what every dancer longs to be, but the price of perfection is steep. As she watches the red drops drip on the floor, all she feels is relief. ::2nd Place Winner in the Beyond the Pale2 Contest::

Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward

Jasper Whitlock never thought to question his sexuality. He probably should have. Well - no time like the present. Slash.

It's been a month since his heart was smashed. Distraction leads to opportunity for fun among friends, no strings attached. Jacob/Tanya AH smutz

Jacob Black's life is weird. Not only does he shift into a wolf, now he's fighting with his oldest friend over a guy and dealing with a bunch of vampires no one has been able to spot. M/M slash. AU. The Cullens are human. Rated M.

One of the best things about having a car that could drive itself was on long road trips was that you could sleep in the back. *Slash* Bumblebee/Sam, Bumblebee/Sam/Optimus Holoforms.

My first foray into Twilight Fanfic. The Twilight Twenty-Five is a challenge to write 25 one-shots and/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.

Edward's life becomes very difficult after Carlisle and Esme marry. Will he be forced to leave the only family he's ever known in this life? NOTE: This is C/Ed/Es Polyamory

Sometimes a romp in the woods is all you need...Rated M for outdoor sex...

Seth wants it so much and Edward tries to resist but...it's hard to say no when you want it as well.

A collection of random one-shots, drabbles, and short pieces. Various pairings.

"My name is Jasper and I'm calling on behalf of SlenderFit USA about a new product we are offering called The Flex Pro Abdominal Muscle Toner. Tell me, Emmett, do you work out a lot?" Entry for Slash/Backslash 3.0 Collab by MizzHyde and JasperLuver48.

::WINNER 1ST PLACE JUDGES VOTE IN THE DIRTY TALKING JASPER CONTEST:: Jasper wants Riley. Riley needs some convincing. AU/AH/OOC Warnings for perceived dub/non-con and a filthy filthy mouth.

Edward is a med student with a rough past and a drinking problem, and Leah is his roommate. Edward/Leah. All human, AU. COMPLETE.

Another family gathering. But for Hermione, they always have a special significance. CW/HG. Desperate and intense. Older readers only, please.

Never when he's sober... Slash.

They told him it was a family tradition...and who was he to argue? Hermione/Scorpius to start then Dramione

A birthday gift for E's My Brand of Heroin. Angela needs to tell her friend Bella something ... in private. AH, femmeslash, rated M for language, lemons, underage drinking and peeing in a trash can.

Four little words at a party one night could change everything. Bella, Edward and Riley. NOT a threesome.

This a place for me to explore little bits and pieces that may or may not turn into anything!

Carlisle and his nephew Edward move to a new town and new chances at love.

**3rd Place in Public Vote** Slash Backslash 3.0. The night of the newborn attack, Jacob uses his shapeshifting ability to protect the ones he loves, changing their fates forever. Slash, AU. Edward/Jacob. Contains mpreg. See warnings.

Torn apart by misperception and brought back together when a good friend and brother dies, this is the story of two desperate souls trying to find their way home. Entry for the Slash Backslash 3.0 contest.

Playing a game of one-upmanship with Paul, Emmett stumbles across the wrong wolf...Leah. Here be feisty lemons, non-canon pairings, and CHEATING—be warned.

Edward and Bella are gone, their families left to deal with crushing grief in their absence. The Cullens have moved away, but Carlisle comes back to Forks to check on Charlie and prevent another tragedy . Grief/Loss. M for Mature Themes but not Lemony.

Cedric goes camping with Hermione. Tiny tent. Cold night. This MIGHT be why Hermione just happened to have the Forest of Dean pop into her head in DH. Stand alone o/s - Rated M Book of Misremembrances outtake-but NOT necessary to read to understand

Playing around with little prompts that come my way. This will be all random pairings or whatever comes into my head. Rated M to be safe.

Bella didn't survive Renesmee's birth and Edward was unable to save her. In a world without Bella, the love of his life, Edward struggles to cope with her loss and his new status of a 'single' father.

I wasn't looking for a relationship when I walked into that classroom, but that's exactly what I got. *An entry for the hardcorenerdward contest*

A series of events through love and hate, want and need. A piece for torsstupidmouth's birthday. AU.

In 2500 words, the saga from a different point of view-Charlie's. Canon

Agonized by events beyond their control, two sworn enemies find an unexpected camaraderie in their surprisingly parallel situations.Whether rage, physical exertion, or desire, the need to express and release provides solace in the most unlikely of places

A relationship is like film, it has to be developed very carefully or it will be ruined. Slash. AH/AU.

He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.

A chance encounter, a failing grade, an unexpected tutor. Leah Clearwater's summer just got interesting. **Third Place Winner in the 'Wanna Be A Hardcore Nerdward Contest'.**

On an ordinary day, she knows what he's going to do before he does it and he can see her every thought. But now that he's returning home after months in isolation, today is no ordinary day. What happens when she decides to keep a secret? NON-CANON PAIRING

When a vacation in Australia lands professional surfer, Edward Masen, in front of a cool and aloof surfboard designer that he can't help but be attracted to, will things heat up or will he wipe out? AH B/E

Drabble. Jasper was just that good... Slash.

Drabble. Please leave a message after the beep. Slash. AH.

Your first heartbreak never ends well. And in this situation, the phrase lives up to its defintion. A Seth and Nessie Oneshot. Warnings for Language.

My entry for the Spanking The Monkey contest! Bella and Leah have a history. Then they have a sleepover. Then they have an orgasm. AH. Rated M for masturbating and marijuana.

Drabble. I just have to make sure... Slash.

Outtakes and Extras from A Tale of Two Cities. Emmett x Edward

Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC

Edward Cullen always plays it safe. One night after his best friend's bachelor party he decides to break the rules in a big way. An outtake of sorts from Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties for oscar519's birthday. Rated M for a reason, kids.

The pack hates me, Mom is struggling, Seth is too young, and there's no way my friend can get what's happening to me. The only person out there who can truly sympathize is the leech at the other end of the phone. Eclipse-AU. Dark.

"…there was always that subtle pull between them, like the force that keeps two planetary bodies in orbit…" Passion and desire aren't limited to the young…a different look at a couple of familiar characters. Written for Southern Fan Fiction Review.

Bella can't help her attraction to her beautiful roommate, but a little tease at a campus party opens the door to discovery, experimentation, and an unexpected new side to their friendship. Bella/Kate, AH, femmeslash. Light on plot, heavy on girlsecks.

She was resigned to the fact that she was the other woman. But he changed the rules. AH,BDSM,character death. Written for The Never Ever Happily Ever After Contest. Judge's choice for Best WTF story.

lepidoptera: Gr. lepidos "scale" and pteron "wing." Any of a large order of insects, including butterflies, that as adults have four wings covered with minute overlapping and often brightly colored scales. Brush the scales away and... Canon. NEHEA entry

Drabble. What was Jacob thinking? Slash.

This is one person's account of attending the Water For Elephants Premiere in NYC. This is a non-fiction fan story about The Plan, The Reality, The Cruelty, and The Epiphany that carried me through the weekend.

Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH

Post BD;M for language; sex; & themes. Leah and Embry spend some time together in the new pack. He makes her an offer...

Edward heard about the Quileute boys and their cliff diving, and he couldn't resist having a look-see for himself. He expected to be a spectator, never a participant. In the end, he gets so much more than an eyeful. Written for mcsc2008's bday.

If you've read The Game and wondered what Edward did after chapter six, wonder no more. Official EPOV of 'The End'. DarkThemes/AU/OOC

A determined wolf... a confused man... battling over the woman that entices and destroys him, drawing him in even as she lets him go. When what you see in the mirror is hungry, a choice must be made. LiveJournal Darkfest Entry. DARK & OOC

"I knew what was coming. The vampire was looking at me, pure instinct and need. He wanted me to submit, to be his willing prey." - AU, Slash, Vampire, Wolf - From My Name Is Seren Dipity

He needs something she's willing to help him with. He's paranoid that she'll grow attached, so he tries to make her hate him. OOC/AU/Non-canon/Language/Drabbles/Lemons/DarkThemes

Twilight 25 Round Four. Drabbles centered around Leah. Ratings & Pairings vary. A little AU, a little AH, a dash of canon.

Originally written for The Twilight 25. Prequel to "Out of Captivity".

Edward shows up in Carlisle's driveway, drawn in by his gorgeous Pontiac GTO. Carlisle thinks they just share a love for classic cars…but soon realizes that Edward wants to get under HIS hood. Turns out, pumping isn't just for

I love a man in uniform.

She doesn't want to, but the flesh is so weak. How do you ask forgiveness for sins you haven't yet committed? Written for the Friday Free for All on Twilighted. O/S, Mature

He'd been in love with Bella Swan for two years. Embry had been his brother for 17 years. And no matter how the numbers got added up, Jacob was completely screwed. Jacob/Bella/Embry AU

Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE

An AU one shot based on the characters of my story Bet on Me. This is not to be confused as a futuristic part of the story but instead a pleasurable "I wish it would happen" moment for our beloved Bella and Jake. Enjoy!

Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.

It only takes one. One moment to ruin all the rest. *A series of drabbles. Various pairings.*

Written for sweetp-1 in the Yuletwi'd gift slashfic exchange. Summary: A brokenhearted shifter, a vampire doing everyone else a favor, one night of camping under the stars. SLASH.

FrankCooper sexual situations, swearing and brief mentions of torture. The CIA is after Frank again, but not everything is as it seems.

A New Year's Eve car crash, jammed phone lines and a dash of fate bring Bella and Edward together for an evening neither of them was expecting. Add couple of surprising twists and a few colorful friends, and they're in for an evening they'll never forget.

Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.

Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M

5 weeks of drabbles and one shots from more than 70 authors, all devoted to the big guy with the dimples. All ratings, all pairings, all universes and genres.

A collection of drabbles written for the Fandom Gives Back charity auction and other special occasions. A random mix of characters and pairings. Expect anything. Rated M for various reasons.

An ancient enemy. A new threat. The pack agrees to help the Cullens defeat Victoria, but Seth soon discovers that nothing is as it seems. Eclipse AU. OOC. Slash and dark themes.

Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.

It was good luck that brought Edward to me, nothing more. Our future is unknown...nothing is written in stone. *One shot for 30 Days of Emmett*

Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!

Lies, betrayal, cat fights, girl drama and a little bit of romance. This was my entry for the FreeWriters and Readers One Shot Contest. Contest theme: Unlikely Pairings. Interested? AH/AU Rated M for language and content.

Winner of the Loving Bellsper Contest! A promise is kept, a façade is cracked and baby seals are saved. A romantic love story... kind of.

Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.

Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Bella can't get on the plane to save Edward. She gets in a cab instead, with Jacob Black her final destination. Rated for sexual content.

A single kiss can change your life if you let it. Edward & Seth, slash, rated M.

We were rivals. Constantly fighting, bickering, arguing. But then, graduation approached, and I couldn't picture myself without him, even if the moron had stolen Valedictorian from me. EdwardJacob, AU, oneshot

::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU

She admittedly loathed him; but secretly, desired something more. When a single instance grants them the opportunity to be in each other's company, they find themselves in a tangle of fur and stone. RxJ, One shot. Rated M.

1974, Times Square - everyone's working a hustle. It's dirty, seedy, depraved, and graffiti'd. Follow a night in the life of Edward Cullen as he discovers a light at the end of the subway tunnel. Disco free. EPOV. Age of Edward 2010 entry.

Chelsea's gift lures an unwilling Jasper Whitlock to her side, but he's becoming more to her than a means to an end. PPSS blog said, "The chemistry between these 2 anti-heroes is mouthwatering & unforgettable... will leave you aching for more" - COMPLETE

I've always been a closeted nerd, I've always been intolerable, but I've never met my match until the moment I became infamous in Cullen High.

Random drabbles. All pairings, all situations, anything goes. Headers will contain drabble information, so you can decide if it is a topic/pairing you're interested in.

After Rosalie tells Bella about her history in Eclipse, Bella comes back with questions for Rosalie. Canon AU.

How Twilight might have looked if Jane Austen had written it first. Balls, dinner parties, and many interesting exchanges bewteen Miss Isabella Swan and Mr. Edward Cullen...

SLASH BACKSLASH 2.0 entry! Could there be any greater happiness than looking in someone's eyes and knowing they were meant for you? A twenty-drabble story of loneliness and love at first sight.

It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash

Edward and Jacob thought they had forever, but sometimes happily-ever-afters don't turn out as expected. Angsty wolf/vamp slash for Slash Backslash V2. Judges pick for BEST HEARTFAIL. AU. OOC. M for adult content and mature themes.

My entry for the SLASH/BACKSLASH 2.0 contest. Skatesper competes in The X Games. ExJ AH/Slash - Edited: M for language and mentions of sex.

Vampire. Werewolf. Their instincts tell them they should hate one another, but a violent attraction that neither of them can control forces them together. Slash, Jacob/Edward, AU, NC-17. Originally a Fics for Nashville fic, then Slash Backslash 2.0 entry.

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

A o/s written for dannie's birthday. Edward is the rich boy with the perfect life, and the perfect secret, he has been lying to his family, Bella and himself. What happens when one event changes his life, who will he turn to? Rated M

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

COMPLETE O/S. Finalist in Slash Backslash 2.0 Contest. Edward's entire existence revolves around the very one he cannot have. No matter how many years pass by, no matter what he does, he'll always love him. AU.

Edward and Rosalie: if this is wrong, why does it feel so right? Will this relationship work out somehow, or the universe has other plans? Yet another high school drama. AH, very OOC.

*Me and Mr. McCarty Contest* I wrapped my arm around Alice's waist and dragged her into my chest, curving myself around this slip of a girl turned woman who owned every piece of my heart. I would give anything to bring that light back to her eyes. EM/A AH

When he suffers the worst kind of heartbreak, Edward returns home, resigning himself to a lifetime of loneliness. But he had not counted on old friendships and old crushes. Edward is torn between old love and new... Slash, AH, OOC. Mature content.

Edward and Bella explore their love through the tasting of desserts and themselves. Prompted drabbles written for Ninapolitan's birthday and extended to support The Fandom Gives Back. E/B AH/AU M for LEMON

AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.

A neglected wife. An inspired photographer. An illicit moment during a boudoir picture session. Entry for the Forbidden Lemon Contest. o/s collaboration between SuperstarNanna & TheRainGirl. M for lemony goodness.

Emmett and Paul roughhouse in the woods. Paul/Emmett. Slash. Entry for 'Forbidden Lemon Contest'.

Emmett and Rosalie are a couple marked by their physical relationship. Were they always so comfortable with one another? Rosalie was marred by invisible scars. Emmett wanted her anyway. Judge's Pick in the All You Need Is Love contest.

25 prompts, 25 drabbles or one-shots. Winter 2010

Three-shot. When a vampire changes, the change is permanent. After Jacob imprints, Alice watches as Jasper is forced to balance his new love with his old. Expanded entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. AU. Jasper/Jacob Slash. Rated M.

Curious how you can know a guy for years and still find out something about him that's utterly... fascinating. Written from a prompt for Kink in the Bones- there's yer warning. Rated M for good reasons.

A brother with a bullet in his brain, a tryst that should never have happened. A sister who thought she knew the future, one bond torn to weave two greater. “Life is twisted, and maybe it shouldn’t have happened, but it did.”

EmmettxJacob A hosting club where men treat women, but who treats the men?

The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E

Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.

Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!

Emmett's Jeep has always signified his freedom, can he find true release in the back of his father's car instead? AH Rated M

When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.

Shy social outcast Jasper has been in love with Emmett, the king of Forks High and his complete opposite, for two agonizing years. Does Jasper have more in common with Emmett than he thinks? Slash, AH. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest.

Entry for "The Rain Scene" Challenge. A downhearted Leah finds herself on a deserted beach at sunset. A storm is approaching... and so is a devilishly sexy wolf. Rated M for a steamy Rain Scene!

Slashy one shot written for the Fandom Gives Back Auction - dedicated to the lovely and talented Frenchbeanz. We can all dream can't we?

This is my attempt to write something everyday for a month. They will be based on The Fictionista's witfit prompts. Some will be long, some will be short, most will make absolutely no sense. Most likely non-canon and smut-filled. Read with caution.

When Alice’s secret is discovered, it threatens every relationship in her life, especially those with her parents, her older brother Edward, and her best friend Bella. Will they forgive her? AU/AH. Rated M for lemons and language.

Our home belonged to them, the men who watched us as pieces of meat, slowly taking a part of our souls with them every time they did up their belt buckles- An angst filled oneshot. Leah/Jasper. AU/AH

/He's getting bored with chasing showgirls and heiresses, and there's a certain charm to wide eyed innocence./ One shot exploring James and his love for the hunt.

What happens when Puck gets stuck in detention with the stunning Miss Bierbeck? My little Secret Santa Recipient will have to 'punish' him, of course! Rated M for language and lemons. Gift for the TLS Secret Santa Exchange!

Jane satisfies a long harbored carnal curiosity as only Jane would. Canon Jane lemon O/S

"You will find happiness, Leah." For once, she believes it. EdwardLeah, oneshot

Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.

Edward gets conned into modeling nude for an art class and ends up finding more than he expected. Read ASConfidential first. This is the first few chapters of ASC from Edward's point of view. AU-AH. language, nudity, sexual references.

Unexpectedly, Edward finds himself connected to the woman of his dreams through the world he’s most familiar with – his books. Will their connection transcend the pages? Can the dream translate into reality? AH, entry for the GOOGLEWARD CHALLENGE.

After the horrific loss of Bella, Jacob and Edward are left to try to restore some semblance of life. What happens when Edward seeks fulfillment of the promise Jake made to him? Comfort comes in many forms. Slash/Breaking Dawn AU

Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.

*Set after Breaking Dawn* Leah followed Jake and the Cullen's to the ends of the earth, leaving suddenly after falling for the married Carlisle Cullen. When she seeks him out,after 40 years apart, it is to share some horrible news. C/L fluff Oneshot

“You can't ever leave me. You understand me? You started this. You let the cat out of the bag. If you so much as try to break my heart, I'll break you. Understand?” Blackwater. Cannon through p358 of BD.

AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!

*Winner of "Luscious Lemon" in the Love for the Unloved contest* An unexpected dancefloor encounter with her co-worker Seth leaves Angela wanting more. A tale of imminent mackage, epic interference and eventual hot smut. AU/AH and rated M for smut.

Written for the TwiSlash Unveiled Femme Slash Contest - Leah struggles with her self-identity and Bella just wants someone to love. When Alice sets them up on a blind date, they each find more than they had hoped for in each other. Lemons, femme slash.

Oneshot, LeahEmbry/ '“Embry,” her voice is soft and all at once he knows that she knows and that she pities him and he wants to scream but more than anything he wants to bury his head in her hair and forget.'

14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!

side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.

**Lemon** Simple Blackwater Oneshot. Jake stumbles across Leah's, err, special spot in the forest. Post BD, no Loch Ness imprint.

Brian and Lindsay over the years, as their relationship changes with their lives. Written for the 2005 Cue the Pulse to Begin challenge on LiveJournal. Rated for graphic adult content and language.

The Volturi left Forks with their dignity shattered, but it wasn't long before they tracked down a certain revolutionary who had humiliated them in front of half the vampire world. Now, it's time to punish him. One-shot.

Edward tells Jacob to leave. Blackwater drabble. Post BD.

Granite on marble, ice on snow, both of them are reaching for something with every touch.

Every moment that passes without him is a ticking noise like a clock in the back of her head.

Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?

“Look, I’m just dandy. Right as rain. Peachy-keen. Whatever euphemism floats your boat and gets you the hell out of here.” Semi-companion piece to 180 Degrees. Implied Jacob-Leah and Jacob-Renesmee.

“I propped myself up on my elbow and resisted the urge to punch Jacob Black in the face.” Ah, the legendary morning after. If only Leah could recall exactly what happened between she and her Alpha.

His name is Sirius Black, and tonight is the worst night of his life. Sirius is leaving Grimmauld Place, but before he goes he needs to have one last conversation with Regulus. A gripping oneshot about dogs, brothers and stars. Rated for stronglanguage

"I didn't fall in love with Rogue to let go of Jean. I let go of Jean... and then I fell in love with Rogue." Scott/Rogue. Others. X2 spoilers. Chapter Four Added.

A strange encounter with Batman leads Wonder Woman on a darker journey than which she is familiar. Batman/WW shipper fic. Mature themes (Language/sexual situations/some mild violence)