eroticfanhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. I started this fanfiction obsession over at but I gather some people mostly use this site. I haven't as much so far as crashes my mac but now I have a new PC and my broadband's working again, so I'm all techied up to the hilt and able to play. Anyhoo, thought I'd upload a fic or two here as well as on Not that I need another fanfic site to feed the addiction...and I've become enamoured of Harry Potter and more recently Stargate Atlantis slash as well, over on Livejournal/Dreamwidth. Name's mific there. I'm a teacher in the mental health field, and love writing. Fiction and poetry. And reading, of course. I also do art - with photoshop these days rather than raw materials. |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14920 - Favs: 13,228 - Follows: 5,921 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6829 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5691 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Acting Out reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Two Timer reviews
Draco takes narcissism to new heights by having an affair with himself. Yes, himself. A DracoxDraco romance, with a bit of HarryxDraco as well. Very lemony magical fun and games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taking Turns reviews
Our favorite couple take a walk on the wild side. Forever is a long time, after all, and variety is the spice of life. Edward, Bella, leather, whips, ripped negligees - a series of differing D/s-ish scenarios. M to the hilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Poetry In Motion reviews
Art meets lust in Forks. This is - hell, I don’t know really. Mostly AU-Human, it’s not out there enough to be crackfic, although it’ll have its moments. Edward is a sensitive soul and budding poet, and Bella has a very special weakness for his poetry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Djinn reviews
A pre-Twilight love story centered around Benjamin, one of the Egyptian coven. Set a few years before Twilight begins, and before Benjamin has met Tia, his mate. Hurt/Comfort, and somewhat Dark. Nominated for the Eddie & Bellie awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Benjamin - Complete
