SqueakyZorrohide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Twilight. Welcome to my profile! First, I am still writing. Real life has been extremely challenging for the last two years, though, so unfortunately progress is molasses-in-winter slow. I absolutely promise that I will finish I Never and Tell Me About Mommy. Thank you SO much to those who've reviewed or PMed asking about these stories. I'm on Twitter: @SqueakyZorro. Feel free to tweet or PM me. I'm also on several other websites that host fanfiction, including Archive of Our Own, A Different Forest, Twilighted, TwiWrite, and The Writers Coffee Shop (same penname on all sites); not all stories are on all sites, but I'm doing it as I can. I've had to take a break from my mod and beta duties for Project Team Beta, but they're still a great resource - check it out if you'd like to be a beta or if you need one. For quick help, check out Emergency Beta Services - just tweet, email, or fill out the form with your question. They also beta summaries. Banners: All of my banners can be found on my Photobucket account. Here's the link: Stories I beta (listed alphabetically by author; only multi-chapter permanent beta jobs are listed): Resent by Dearlybeloved'93 Personal stuff: I'm a married mother of three, working full-time. In case anyone wonders, my name is taken from two cats I used to have--one with a high-pitched meow and one with face markings like a mask. My avatar is a bit blurry, but it's a photo of them. |
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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9813 - Favs: 10,436 - Follows: 12,212 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,133 - Follows: 7,062 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18320 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 150,108 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7845 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never and Always by Jessypt reviews
What happens when life circumstances and choices overcome a happy marriage? Can love and forgiveness really overcome all things? Written in support of MsKathy's Haiti compilation and posted for Fandom Reader Appreciation Day!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Becomes All Right by LyricalKris reviews
A peak into Sue Clearwater's mind during the events of Breaking Dawn, and how she ended up with Charlie instead of Billy. Written for Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. contest. Canon. Sue/Billy, Sue/Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sue, Charlie S. - Complete
Second Chance by tersaseda reviews
What does Esme do with her free time? A resident of Port Angeles gives us some insight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Esme - Complete
The Honeymoon by Juliejuliejulie reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Drop Dead Gorgeous by ohxmyxria reviews
Post Twilight Rosalie's jealousy for Bella reaches a point where she must question her own beauty. Travel into the thoughts of the breathtaking blond sister for a second. See what she sees. Think as she thinks. And feel what she feels.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Rosalie - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by sillybella reviews
How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Butterscotch and Chocolate by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
A series of drabbles, updated whenever. EdwardxBella. A quick laugh, a thought to chew on, and Edward angst. UPDATE: The horror of the DMV, Jacob angst, and now with tasty beta flavor, courtesy of Lomesir! Thanks for nearly 200 reviews! Much love for all!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Tell Me About Mommy reviews
Renesmee is insatiably curious, and one topic is definitely her favorite. The Cullens — and a few others in the know — recount their favorite memories of Bella for the child they love. Angsty fluff/fluffy angst, if there's such a thing. Originally for Twilight 25, Round 6, but boy, did I miss that deadline...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
What's in Bella's Closet? reviews
Uh-oh! Charlie wonders why Bella's light is still on, and Edward has to hide - fast. What does he find in Bella's closet? VERY short script for Fanchinima animated video, shown at the TwiFicMeetUp in Las Vegas, June 9, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vamps Bust a Rhyme reviews
The Cullens and the Volturi face off in the ultimate showdown. No detached limbs or bonfires of vamp body parts - a rap battle! Carlisle vs. Aro at the field in Breaking Dawn. My contribution for Fandom4Preemies, now for public consumption.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
I Never: Edward & Bella reviews
Bella and Edward start college with a lot to learn - and that doesn't even include their classes. All the twists and turns that lead two people to each other. AH; oneshot expanded. M for underage drinking, drug reference, and later citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,169 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
No Matter What reviews
Marriage hadn't made much difference to us. I still played guitar; she still wrote. A gig here, an article there, a few odd jobs - we got by. Then she was late. And we realized some things might need to really change. Hope Springs Eternal entry. M, lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Even Griffey Doesn't Always Get a Home Run reviews
Hi. I'm Griffey, a kitten ready for my own person, and this girl, Bella, really seems to like me. Why won't she take me home? Things are a bit confusing for a kitten and a four-year-old. 2nd Place, Judges Choice, Hope Springs Eternal Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella - Complete
Bad Boy reviews
Edward loves to drive fast, and he counts on his gift to be his radar detector. Unfortunately, Charlie's thoughts are sometimes none too clear to him... Honorable Mention in the Remember When This Was Fun Contest. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Trust, a Little Green and Easybella outtake reviews
Esme's perspective on what it's like to be Little Green's mom - and the difficult decisions that come with the job. Written for the Fandom Gives Back at bettigefecht's request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Detente reviews
When Carlisle and Esme had enough of Edward's and Rosalie's constant battles, they left the bickering kids on a deserted island while they went to Isle Esme. A whole month with nothing to do but keep from ripping each other apart. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
My Impotence reviews
As Forks' police chief, Charlie was used to being in charge, and he experienced a rude shock when he realized that a father can't truly be "in charge" of a teenage daughter. New Moon Canon Tour entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Inner Fire Rekindled reviews
Mass executioner is no job for an empath. As decades passed, Jasper's duties in Maria's army wore him down. Living with Peter and Charlotte helped, but his melancholy still grew. Then a spark in the form of a tiny dark-haired vampire changed his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Twilight 25, Round 5 reviews
My entries for the Twilight 25, Round 5. All drabbles, mostly canon but some definitely not. Lots of characters but C/E, E/B, J/N, Rosalie, and Leah make repeat appearances. Some rated M, the rest T. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Passion Flower reviews
For the TwiKinkFest. Prompt: Aro has been trying to seduce Carlisle since he arrived in Volterra, yet Carlisle continues to resist, as Aro is mated. Aro eventually resorts to placing a plant in his room, its pollen rumored to incite uncontrollable lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
I Possessed My Lover in the Garden reviews
Esme believed in love and good sex; she'd just never experienced them for herself. She crafted her erotic bestsellers from her fantasies and some internet research. What happens when her new landscaper makes her want...more? M for fluffy lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Esme, Seth - Complete
Warm Rain, Earth, and Whiplash reviews
A mother's work is never done, even when her son is a 107-year-old vampire. Did Esme just stand by while Edward went all emo? A day in the life of a mommy vamp. Rated M 'cause hey, Carlisle's there, too. Twilight Canon Tour entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Esme - Complete
An English Vampire in John Piper's Bar reviews
Near the Civil War's end, Carlisle decides to go West. Crossing the country was easy, but a rock slide, a hostile miner, a sardonic journalist, and a surprising vampire proved...diverting. M for lemon and adult themes. Pre-Twilight Canon Tour entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
It Happened at the DriveIn reviews
After forming a tentative bond with Edward, Carlisle changes the young human, hoping to end centuries of loneliness. When Edward awakes, however, he rejects anything more than friendship. Decades later, maybe it's time for another kind of change. M for slash lemon. Written for the Slash Backslash 3.0 Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Moments to Treasure reviews
Charlie hadn't seen Renesmee for more than a week. As fast as she was growing, that was a long time. Every moment of this day would be treasured. A quick drabble for the Strictly Charlie contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Charlie S., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ready to Try reviews
For years, Charlie loved Renee, until her remarriage made him realize he had to stop living in the past. How did helping a friend with her loss become his own second chance at romance? Judges' Choice winner in the Strictly Charlie contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Charlie S., Sue - Complete
I Never: Original OS reviews
Bella and Edward have an immediate spark - and convince themselves it's anger. What happens when they get a new perspective on each other during a game of I Never? Original oneshot entry for The Cherry Exchange contest, NOW EXPANDED-see link on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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