sleepyvalentinahide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, and A song of Ice and Fire. Note regarding translations: At this time, I am not allowing any of my stories to be translated into languages I don't read well enough to know that they were accurately rendered. This sadly includes English. Thank you for your interest. Update Schedule: I finish what I start, be it a jigsaw puzzle, a bottle of wine, or a fanfic. I've never abandoned a story, and I have no intention of starting now. Sometimes it takes me a while between updates, but my track record should speak for itself. I always get back to it eventually. is my website. All of my stories can be found there, along with teasers and uncensored content. Should my account here be suspended, I will continue to update my works in progress at . @sleepyvalentina is my fic Twitter. I love talking to readers and follow everyone who follows me. @sleepyval is my Twitter for everything else. I don't know why anyone who doesn't know me personally would want to listen to me ramble, but I don't turn anyone away. |
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Auribus Teneo Lupum by Laine Montgomery reviews
After Joffrey's murder and Tyrion's arrest, Sansa Stark's marriage is annulled. But Tywin and Cersei Lannister have no intention of letting her go so easily. Alternate universe. Jaime, Cersei, Sansa.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,279 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Jaime L., Sansa S.
A Song of Steel by Egleriel reviews
Sandor Clegane embarks on a quest to find his brother, while Alayne of the Vale awaits the next twist in her tragic tale. Updates: having seen her idyll shattered after Gregor's return, Sansa is forced to navigate courtly politics amidst the new powers rising in the realm. FINISHED.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,132 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 7/29/2011 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] - Complete
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,800 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Compassion Holding its Breath by maruxf reviews
Twilight always felt as if it had started from a much more "adult" place than the books showed; as if an editor had said "this is good, but let's clean it up for young adults." But really...why is Bella so insecure and where does Edward's self-loathing truly come from? Rosalie's festering hostility? Esme's truncated yearnings? Carlisle's regrets? This is a grown-ups Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,511 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love and the Need For Excitement by R. Grace reviews
Season 1 AU. Matthew's presence at Downton Abbey on the night of Kamal Pamuk's demise leads to a drastic change in the development of his relationship with Mary. Smut, smut, and more smut! Angst, explicit language, and OOC warning.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,828 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10868 - Favs: 12,416 - Follows: 12,901 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Wolf Among Lions by justadram reviews
She hates them all, and Jaime finds it hard to understand why she does not count him among those she would rather see dead. Jaime/Sansa, Cersei, Tyrion; post series
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Sansa S., Jaime L.] Tyrion L. - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Til There Was You by Sleepyvalentina and Melissa228 reviews
Once upon a time in a galaxy not far away, a geek worshipped a prom queen from afar. Eight years later, he still bears the scars. To move forward, he poses as a high-school senior. If he's in her class, he won't be invisible to her, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For a Season by giselle-lx reviews
They both think they've lost everything. But some things, it turns out, are never taken away. Edward/Carlisle Slash. Breaking Dawn AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
On Grey Mornings by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she's back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6071 - Favs: 10,597 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Bittersweet Hurt by minerva-one reviews
Carlisle/Edward. This story examines the reasons why Carlisle made Edward a vampire - and the subsequent effect on their lives - the desire, the chaos, the hurt, the regret. Warning -- There will be sexual scenes. Drama, Angst, Desire, Sex, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Sharp Teeth and Sweet Revenge by missbluejuju reviews
The comb is jealous of the hands. Pre-Twilight. Edward's comb's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
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The Heir and the Spare reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 7312 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 6,967 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Fall to Ruin One Day reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9171 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fall to Ruin One Day Outtakes reviews
Drabbles and outtakes that would have never seen the light of day otherwise, posted in honor of various readers' birthdays.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
The Patron Saint of Lost Causes reviews
When Carlisle decided to look for a roommate, it was nothing more than a means to an end. Then he met Izzy. Part of the "Fall to Ruin One Day" universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Queen's Brother reviews
Jaime Lannister grew up knowing the day would come when his sister would be given to another. Her wedding shouldn't affect him. Then again, he shouldn't spend the ceremony wishing he was the groom. Some things are inevitable.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jaime L., Cersei L. - Complete
SWM Loves Cats reviews
What's in a dating video? Everything you never wanted to know. JANUARY IRON PEN WINNER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Art After 5 reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Senator and the Sommelier reviews
Once upon a time, he had everything he ever wanted. If only he knew it then. A Fall to Ruin One Day short from the senator's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Cell Phones Versus Zombies reviews
A break-up. A dead-end job. Preparation for zombie apocalypse. Who thought my day would end on a such a high note? My entry to the July Iron Pen Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Glow reviews
Successful but unsatisfied, NYC entrepreneur Edward Cullen decides he needs a change of scenery. My entry for the May Iron Pen Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Some Little Girls reviews
Happily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Final installment in the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Counterpoint reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9856 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Art After 5 & Counterpoint Extras reviews
Random moments from the Art After 5 universe. Deleted scenes and oneshots written for the Fandom Gives Back auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Have Me reviews
Centuries of self-denial taught Carlisle restraint, until an hour alone with his son's girlfriend made him wonder why he bothered. A FGB piece for Radiofreeamy. AU Vamp
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Someone to Watch Over Me reviews
Christmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person's blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
My Life to Be reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comeuppance reviews
Bella enjoys lots of things that taste bitter. Most importantly, she enjoys revenge. Sleepyvalentina's birthday card for queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Error in Concupiscence reviews
Sometimes it takes pretending to be something we are not to realize exactly what we are...and who we want. Halloween oneshot/cumshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee reviews
A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
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