WARNING: If you suffer from bibliophobia(fear of books), chaetophobia(fear of hair), epistemphobia(fear of knowledge) or cibophobia(fear of food), please leave this page because I have books, hair, knowledge, and food. I would hate to put you through that.

Name: I'm fine with Bella, Bells, Bell-Bell, I might even respond to "Hey, you, with the face! Yeah you!" BTW Yes, I'm the Julia that Wicked Elegance talks about... DON'T PESTER ME... please?

Birthday: The day I was born. I thought that was pretty obvious...

Favorite Color(s): Changes frequently

Address: 123 Sesame Street

Mental Illness: Undiscovered

Favorite Band(s): My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Flyleaf, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, Demi Lovato, Fergie, The Ting Tings, Evanescence, Meg and Dia, Jordan Pruitt, The Veronicas, Lady Gaga, Maroon 5, Hoobastank, Avril Lavigne, Gabriella Cilmi, Journey, Poison, 3Oh!3, Insane Clown Posse, Within Temptation, Charlotte Sometimes, The Veronicas, Boys Like Girls, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Hey Monday, Glee Cast junk, The Civil Wars,

Talents/Hobbies: Singing, acting, reading, TRYING not to fall over, spelling(because I have wierd habits/hobbies/hobbits like that)(yes, I know that a hobbit is a Lord of the Rings thing, but it is also a combo of hobbie and habit)

Obsession: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun

Currently Reading: Uglies by Scott Westerfeld

Random Thingy-Majigger: I love the song "Brown Eyed Girl". When I was little, my daddy would sing it to me when I couldn't sleep. Sometimes I'll cry when I hear it.

Class: Sophomore!

Demi A.K.A Wicked Elegance posts my story on here for me so if you pester me about updating, I'll direct you to her... (HAHA DEMI HA HA) BTW: I let her take a ride on my disco stick. She loved it like you wouldn't believe! LOLZ!

Hedonophobia – Fear of feeling pleasure.
Gymnophobia – Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia – Fear of women.
Genophobia – Fear of sex.
Gamophobia – Fear of marriage.
Erotophobia – Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia – Fear of female genitalia.
Chrematophobia – Fear of money.
Chromatophobia – Fear of colors.
Arrhenophobia – Fear of men.
Venustraphobia – Fear of beautiful women.
Triskaidekaphobia – Fear of the number 13.
Technophobia – Fear of technology.
Sexophobia – Fear of the opposite sex.
Sarmassophobia – Fear of love play.
Philematophobia – Fear of kissing.
Phallophobia – Fear of wee-wee (wink, wink); especially erect.
Pedophobia – Fear of children.
Peladophobia – Fear of bald people.
Pteronophobia – Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pogonophobia – Fear of beards.
Phronemophobia – Fear of thinking.
Pentheraphobia – Fear of mother-in-law.
Parthenophobia – Fear of virgins or young girls.
Oneirogmophobia – Fear of wet dreams.
I AM NOT TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE! IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE PHOBIAS AND ARE OFFENDED, I APOLOGIZE!
I'm not even sure that I got these right. I thought it would be good to be a little educational in my profile... Plus, some of them are pretty funny(lolz). Tell me if these are wrong. My scorce was Google:)

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Bitchier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (especially small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

And now... GAME TIME!!!

You gotta list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed.

1. Edward

2. Bella

3. Alice

4. Jasper

5. Emmett

6. Rosalie

7. Esme

8. Carlisle

9. Charlie

10. Renee

11. Renesmee

12. Claire

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. Do they actually have those?! That's kinda sick...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think he's hot. He'd be hotter next to an Edward- both naked!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I honestly don't think it's physically possible for a 2 year old girl to get a really old male vampire pregnant

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I've seen it done...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Emmett and Charlie or Emmett and Renee? Hmmm... Emmett and Renee. Do they have those?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I assume she would call the cops. Than get yelled at by Edward while he prepares to break Bella out of jail...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Renee is sad after she and Phil get in a fight before the wedding. She finds comfort in a certian pixies arms... or a little lower. JUICY LEMON!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

In my mind? HELL YES!!

10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ummm... Esme helps Claire realize why Quil can be such a jerk. Explanation: Men.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

My mind is playing an X-rated scene right now... ;)

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?
What does "het" mean? Is Alice doing this "het" thing with somebody?

14) Would anyone of your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
I sure as hell would!! Demi probably would too...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
OH YES! RIGHT THERE!! OH, CARLISLE!! I mean... Uhh PHIL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?
Ummmm... Brown-eyed girl.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING!! EDWARD AND ROSALIE MOLEST A 2 YEAR OLD!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I don't want to imagine...shudder

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Ummm... Like, if they had one? "Daddy, Why is Grandpa eating Mommy's face?"

20) How emo is Seven?
Just about as emo as that Love-A-Lot Bear (Care Bears).

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title
EEEEWWWWW!! NO!! That's just- NO!

Wasn't that fun?

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?

If so, scroll down(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

And now, I present to you: COPY AND PASTE... uh... Things:

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

The scariest thing I'll ever do is tell you how much I really love you. Which is exactly why I haven't done it yet.

Things that get on my last nerve.

1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?
5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.
8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

Copy And Paste This

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your Friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there. Crazy is when you randomly sing "I'm the map" from Dora the Explorer in S.S. when the teacher is giving a lecture on N.A. culture. Crazy is when you walk around school for 3 periods with only one shoe on because you didn't feel like putting it back on after changing in gym.(mine) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Peace through superior fire power

98% of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD(SJ) is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder(Sometimes Jacob).

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen, Offically Dazzled

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you strongly believe that you do not belong in the padded white room where you are currently being held, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I like MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST want to be just like her
I'm MURPHY, so I MUST be a bad luck magnet
I like COMPETITIVE DANCING, so I MUST be stuck up
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time
Stereotypes suck!! Copy and paste... Bold the ones that people might think describe you.

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

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Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

AND NOW, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF PERSON I AM, QUOTES!!

Heather: Go suck a tire!

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Akiean: Why are you skipping?
Me: Because I am insane, I enjoy insanity, and insane people skip.

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(underline is written)

Me: Hypotneuse is a funny word.
Taylor: You are so dum.
Me: lolz.
Tayor: What?
Me: D-u-m-b.
Taylor: Huh?
Me: you spelled it "D-u-m".
Bonnita: Isn't that how you spell it?
Me: You two are hopeless...

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Me: Sorry, I'm scaring you aren't I? It's just that... math makes me pretty bored...
Terry: It's cool. When I get weird, I do bored stuff. Wait... reverse that!

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(Underline is a note I found in my locker)

Dear Bella,
I think your so sexi and I just wanna do you! Call me later and we can talk!
Love, Jacob P.S. U R SOO SEXI!

Me: Hey, Jake!
Jacob: Hey baby! Did you get my letter?
Me: Yeah, I did...
Jacob: Why didn't you ever call?
Me: Look, Jake. I'm flattered that you think I'm sexy with an "i", but if my boyfriend found out, he'd kick your ass... Sorry!
Patrick(from a distance):Yo Jacob!
Me: Oops! Too late... Uhhh... Bye!

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Me: Wow... I didn't think you could kiss like that...
Mason: Yeah... Me either...
Rose (from a distance): HAH!! I told you that Mason would make the first move! SO told you!
Allison (also from a distance): Fine... 20 bucks... There go those shoes...
Me: How is it that everyone found out about us before we did?
Mason: I have no idea. And I do intend to find that out...Later (Pulls me into an unexpected kiss)
Me: (mental swoon)

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Bonnita: Hey, Taylor! What did you get for dessert?
Taylor: Um... Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Ho's.
Me: Oh my.

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Me: I think you should see a therapist. I'd totally tell you to go to mine, but you'd be better off with my therapist's therapist.
Taylor: Do therapists even see therapists?
Me: ...mine does...

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Me: Edward... Jacob... Why can't I just have them both?
Taylor: Because that would be whorish
Me: Well what if I'm a whore?
Ashley: Sure you are! coughprudecough
Me: I resent that!

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Me: Korey... I think you're-
Korey: Unbelivebly sexy? Freakishly hot? The guy of your dreams?
Me: Actually I was going to point out the fact that your freaky boner is taking over your pants. I guess we know why. I never realized you were so into yourself...

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Paris Hilton: Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?

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Taylor(on the phone): I can't believe you dyed your hair!!
Connie(Taylor's mom): Bella dyed her hair?
Taylor: YES!
Connie: What color?
Taylor: Blonde.
Connie: WHAT!!
Me(on speaker): Don't worry, Connie! She's kidding. I dyed it red. I'd never go blonde. Look how Taylor turned out..
Taylor: Yeah, look how- HEY!!

(lolz! no offence to blondes. Taylor is just one of those people. If you look at quote #3, you will see that she cannot spell "dumb". I still love her though!!)

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Katie: Why do you always blow everything out of proportion?!
Me: Because it's my life and I'll do with it what I please!
Katie: Like that one time on the dock? With Jared?
Me(through clenched teeth): You swore you'd never talk about that. It was a mistake and it only happened once.
Katie: NO! Not that time! The other time at the dock!
Me: You saw that?!
Katie: Both times!
Me:(blushes)

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Taylor: If you had to have a romantic relationship with any girl, who would it be?
Me: You.
Taylor: Why me?
Me: 'Cause I think you're super smexy with a side of hot sauce.
Taylor: Oh... What?
Me: Nevermind. I pick Madison.

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Me: OMC!!
Daddy: MC Hammer?
Me: No.
(Akward Silence)
Both: (dancing and singing): NANANANA NANANA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
Mom: What the hell are you doing?
Me: Getting down and funky!
Mom: Okay. (walks away muttering something about hobbies)

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(At Taylor's house. The morning after a sleepover.)

Jennifer: GOD! I have such a hangover. What happened last night?
Me: Well, first you went clubbing.
Taylor: WITHOUT Jeff.
(TEN MINUTES LATER)
Jennifer: I DID WHAT WITH JOHN FOR HOW MANY MUFFINS!?
Me and Taylor: (Laughing our asses off)

(BTW Taylor and I were kidding. She went clubbing and we were told she had too much to drink and danced on a few tables. We decided to have some fun before we told her the
truth. We also had one hell of a time making extra loud noises that morning. She'll probably get us back for that later. Jeff is Jennifer's hubby)

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