Facts you should know about me.

The perfect man is David Williams. No joke.

Want to see perfection and the thing that most likely turned me bi? Look at one of the many pictures of Mark Wahlberg's naked torso.

Mark Salling is one of those people it takes time to love, but now I love him with all my heart. Watch this to find out why I love him.

Also, I lust Zac Efron so effing much. My lust for him is overwhelming.

I constantly imagine Sean Faris making love to me a bit harshly whilst his precious face kisses mine with a giant smile wiped across it and his large, amazing muscles helping him move with more force.

I want to have an orgy with all the members of Mcfly. Just puttin' it out there.

Taylor Kitsch and Steven Strait both have lots of muscle, but they are different from each other. Nevertheless, both are still extremely desirable (especially by me).

Lastly (SHOCKER!!) I want Taylor Lautner to have his dirty way with me using that absolutely flawless body and face. And there is a difference between beautiful and sexy and hot andlust and adorable. Just so you know...

Go to my forum. It's a good forum. Come on! I want to know you're favorite stories! So, yeah! Go to my forum! Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/ResDes2/1622236/

GO TO MY FORUM!!

GO THERE!

If you want to contact me, please PM me. I really like PMs and check constantly for them!

I also have an email, so emails here are appreciated!

Resie.Des.2@

I have a flickr that has the pictures I use to give me inspiration. The link is:

Flickr page

Who here thinks McFly is super sexy? Hmm?? I do! So I decided to write a smut story about them! Super sexy!! Although I'm not going to put it on FanFiction. Sorry. There is no spot on FanFiction for McFly FanFiction. So why am I telling you this? Well, if you want to read this FanFiction, then tell me! I have an email Resie.Des.2@ so if you want to read it, email me! That's the only way I can send it to you! So just email me and you can read! I LOVE MCFLY AND ALL THEIR SEXINESS!!

Well now, people are now starting to become Resies. Yeah! Seriously, if you like my stories and you think I'm a good writer, please tell me you want to. Please. I want you all to become Resies. Please. I write these stories for you. OK, so for me as well. But seriously! I get all of these comments and PM's sayin "Please continue!" So if you say that, you're pretty much a Resie. What do you get for being a Resie? Recognition. You get to tell all of your friends who don't understand that you're a Resie. So yeah. By the way, if I forgot you, I'm sorry. My email is so mixed up, I might have forgotten to put you up. So please, if your name is not here, tell me.

Resies in order of initiation are:

Allegra.Jane.Alec or Manuela the 19 year old who now talks to me and sometimes makes PMs pop up on my email after the third time I checked them because I always check my email.

A is for Angel the girl from Florida with an obvious FanFic name which is so cool.

Neoearthqueen30 the manga/Twilight obsesses person with a not so obvious FanFic name.

mozartandi a.k.a.the awesome girl from Cali who told me to write Journey by giving me the idea and making my love for EdwardJacob coupling almost an obsession. Yeah!

The Face In The Mirror or the one who secretly loves Jacward coupling but obsessively loves Fueled By Ramen (Just like me!)

asianpervert the name pretty much sums it up, but I will not think differently because...well...read one of my stories and you'd understand...although I'm not going to like molest or other illegal and terrible things to someone. But now for something less awkward and controversial...

LaTuCanTantE00mySinGer the person with the awkward, confusing, awesome name who is from Jersey so she doesn't have to say she's sorry (Cobra Starship OMG) and doesn't know what a Resie is, but the awesome just called out to her and she decided to join the awesome force! That's right, we're a force!!

wastedxwishes who thinks Sons and Father Moment is ah-freaking-mazing, although I have written better and will write better.

JasperWhitlockHalesMan who is afraid to admit it.

Cat Snads who loves my porn a.k.a. FanFiction!

Ninja.Mkah who likes Twilight and my FanFics and is from Australia.

SporticusPenguin who loves my stories and is half-irish...JUST LIKE ME!

Panda Ravenstorn a.k.a. another guy who thinks my stories are...undescribable. And has humbled me with his praise.

Anyway, they're all cooler than you because they're Resies.

Just kidding. But still, become a Resie. Please.

BTW review.

And why don't people go to my forum? That really makes me sad...

I, ResDes2 , do solemnly swear to review all the Fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

Summer is now officially over for me. It was fun writing so many stories, some of them good, some terrible, but now, I must be engulfed by something called school. I will most likely not be able to write a new story for a while. Also, I have no ideas left. So, if you want my stories, reread them again and review anonymously! But don't forget to review, and I hope I will get a new story out as soon as I actually get a break from the IB program, marching band, drama, and other amazingly nerdy school things (I may be a nerd, but I'm not THAT ugly or THAT feminine.)

If you read one of my stories, will you please write a review? Come on, it really isn't that hard. It takes like twenty seconds. Come on. I just want reviews. I want to know what the people think. If you don't review, I will not write any more stories. So if you don't review, I will stop writing. And if you hate them, release your anger by telling me! I can handle it. So in review:

PLEASE REVIEW! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! REVIEWING IS RELEASING EMOTIONS. RELEASING EMOTIONS IS GOOD FOR YOU! THEREFORE, WRITING REVIEWS ARE GOOD!

WRITING REVIEWS ARE GOOD!

PLEASE REVIEW!

AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL ME WHY!!

Thank you.

I just got a flame the other day for the first time. Not a bad review, a flame. And yes, there is a difference. It hurt, no matter how stupid that sounds. I'm fine and all for you telling me that you didn't like it and how it could be fixed. One, don't read my early works. Even I think their crap. I do. Read my new obsessions about Jacob and Edward. I didn't say I was a Jacob fan, just a Jacob+Edward fan. Also, more of that is going to come...hopefully sometime soon, although most likely not. Anyway, please don't use phrases like "I don't know why you would think, or ANYONE would think this is good writing." Just say that you didn't like it. You don't have to break my hea-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-art (Sorry, Regina Spektor stuck in my head. I love Regina Spektor). Also, words like atrocious are atrocious. Just so you know. And telling me to not write anymore stories. Here's a good idea. JUST STOP READING MY STORIES! Now that it is off my chest and you are a fan, go ahead and enjoy.

Also, if you like my stories and have read a couple of them, first off, review. Review over and over. Please. Also, PM me and tell me you are a fan. I want to know that you exist and commemorate you by putting you on my profile. And I will let you be part of my awesome group and we will be called the Resies. Awesome, I know. So please PM me, and I will put you in the list with other Resies and we will be awesome.

My crushes right now? Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who, honestly, is the most beautiful man in the entire world. Not even kidding, he is the perfect man in my eyes), Freddie Stroma (Who may now just might be the hottest man in the world, thank you Harry Potter), Taylor Kitsch, Rodrigo Santoro (watching Lost, every time he comes on screen, I yell to myself "TAKE OFF YOUR EFFING SHIRT!!"), Mark Wahlberg (honestly, I'm pretty sure he's the sexiest man in the entire world...God he is beyond sexy...), Taylor Lautner (he used to be too young and ugly but then he got HOT!! Have you seen those muscles? Drool...My hot Jacob), Steven Strait (my hotter and super smexy Jacob, le sigh...), Tom Hislop (AUSSIE FOOTBALL GOD), Kayne Lawton (MORE AUSSIE SEXINESS!), Jared Leto, Matt Dallas, Thomas Dekker (one of the many reasons I watch Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles...sigh I can't help but imagine kissing those lips as I watch that show...), Chace Crawford, Sean Faris (When reading Letter, I have to remind myself that Matt is not actually a character in HSM...Heeheehee...AND OMG ONE OF THE MOST SMEXIEST GUYS ON PLANET!!), Chris Evans, Josh Duhamel, Robert Buckley, Ryan Kwanten (Especially in True Blood), James Gaston (I don't care if he's going out with Miley, have you seen his body? No? Well go to and look him up. Oh My God is he gorgeous!), Eddie Cibrian (OMG the season opener of Ugly Betty? HOTT!! Speaking of Ugly Betty), Val Emmich (he is just so adorable!!), Nicholas D'Agosto (I saw him in this one movie, and he was just SO ADORABLE!! I want him shirltess now!), Zac Efron (OK this one may actually be love sigh I just love him so much), all of the boys from McFly (in order: Dougie and Harry share first place, then Tom, and for some reason, Danny is the least attractive to me) More when I think of more.

Hello. I am ResDes2. That name actually has nothing to do with me. Yeah, my stories are really gay, and some might be straight. But most likely they will all be gruesome and disgusting. So if you do not like gruesome and full of sex, then do not read my stories. Thank you. I accept criticism, just tell me what I did wrong. Thank you. I actually like criticism, just keep it constructive and don't try to make me cry. Please. I need it so my next story will be better. Thank you very much, and read on, friends.

Future Projects:

Do you like sex? Gay sex? Straight sex? What about vampire sex? Even better. SEXY vampire sex. Read the perverse stories of one sexy vampire in the Edward Chronicles. I know, its cliche, fawning over the main character, but I don't care! Ahhhh! I have already written one story, Sons and Father Moment. I will try to write as often as possible, but I only write when I am alone. Every story WILL have sex in it and it WILL contain Edward. Awesome, I know. Not always from the perspective of Edward, but oh well. It's still hot.

What we know so far in Edward chronicles: Edward is a bisexual sex addict. His first time was with Carlisle.

Already in the Edward Chronicles:

James: What really happened before James died.

Carlisle/Emmett: When a talk gets out of control.

Carlisle: Shower slash scene.

Emmett: Second helpings.

Jasper: After a nice run, Edward cools off with Jasper.

Jacob: Not really a plot here, although sexy!

Emmett 2: In the Wild.

Jacob 2: What happens when Bella goes to sleep before the big fight in Eclipse.

Bella: Enough said.

Bella/Alice: Threesome

Carlisle 2: Last story.

Possible Edward Chronicles stories:

Emmett: In the woods after hunting, Edward and Emmett have some fun.

Mike: Edward has always wanted to experiment with a male human. Also, Mike has always been in love with Edward.

Jacob: Jacob doesn't care if Edward is his enemy, Edward is HOT.

Bella: Classic erotica between both main characters.

Alice: IDK, I might not do this one.

James: James came all the way to Forks to see his past fling, Edward.

Carlisle/Emmet/Jasper: Awesome foursome, maybe. Super epic.

Tell me which one you want to read the most, and I will write it for you. I don't know which one to write first. Please tell me.

What is your favorite story by me? Huh? Tell me please. Just PM me, I like those. I know I sound desperate. Just interact with me. Sorry if I sound creepy. I just like reviews and PMs. My favorite stories in order are:

Yin Yang

The Truth

Opposites Attracting

Cool Down

Exploration

Cleaning Off

Sons and Father Moment

First Time

Sexy Seconds

The Finale

The Wild

So yeah, tell me which one you like the most. Also, in case you forgot:

PLEASE REVIEW!!

All right, if you're a long time reader of mine, then you most likely know that I like to skip around with stories. And right now I'm writing between Causes and Rebuilding, which pretty much go hand in hand, but I digress. I have been a bit obsessed (like I always become obsessed) with Causes, and I felt bad for Rebuilding. So I tried to think of what to write next. I know that I have the ending in my head, but I don't want to write it yet. So I got to thinking, what should I write? Well, I've been wanting to add another character, one that isn't from the Twilight universe because, well, to tell the truth, FanFiction isn't my favorite thing. I'm sorry if I'm hurting you. Please don't yell at me. I know I write FanFiction, but I only really do it to release a part of myself that I cannot let out to my physical world. To get back on track, I started thinking, and I thought up a new character!!

His name is not important right now (I was thinking maybe Lucas? PM me if you can think of a better name) Anyway, he's going to be in a relationship with Jacob. How? Well, I'm not going to tell you that, you'll have to figure that out when you read it. And he's going to be like the all knowing one. He's going to be like the coolest person Jacob will meet and he'll be sexy and knows all about sex and he'll be charming...he'll just be the greatest gay ever. And he'll be full out gay (but not full out queen). He'll just be a normal guy who happens to be flaming. And he'll teach Jacob some things and I'll give him cool dialogue and he'll be so awesome. I can't wait! And there are two things that are really cool about him. One, his occupation (which is like the coolest occupation for a hott guy) and his power. Yes, he will have a power, just because it fits with the whole Twilight fantasy stuff and will work witht the central focus I am trying to create about this small subplot and jus make his character even more...well...like his character. But he might use his power for evil. I don't know yet.

If you're still reading, or even began reading...THANX!! PM me if you like the idea!!