This is my epic story entitled:

Journey

It's about Edward trying to find Jacob after he ran away at the end of Eclipse. This is like a prologue, but I'm calling it Chapter One. It may seem unimportant and just about sex, but it's not. It gets the plot going, so read it. What's Jacob doing in the middle of the woods? Find out if you read this! More will come (get the innuendo?).

Jacob

Chapter 1

What the Hell Do I Do This For?

I walked out of the hair salon in the middle of nowhere. I think it was somewhere near a place called Colville. It was in the North East corner of Washington. The area was sort of mountainous. There was forest everywhere, and not too many people. I wanted to not think about Edward.

Ooh, Edward. The vampire who fell in love with me. The vampire I fell in love with. The one I wasn't supposed to be in love with. I was supposed to be in love with a nice girl. Like Bella. I was in love with her. But I was also in love with a boy vampire. Of course, there's supposed to be no such thing as werewolves, but here I am. The one who also loved Bella. The one who left me for Bella. The one I broke pretty much all of my principles to love with. The one who is going to marry the other person I love. The one who left me alone. The one who made me feel so awkward, but complete at the same time.

Yes, that Edward. The bastard with a perfect face, perfect chest, perfect abs, perfect everything. Perfect personality. I loved him so much. God, does my life suck.

I tried going far, but I couldn't. I had to be near him. I always had to think about him. He was my anchor in my terrible, lonely world. If I didn't think about him, I would go crazy.

I went to the hair salon for a reason, to look completely different. If Edward was actually looking for me (I still had a shred of hope), I didn't want to be found. I didn't want to be hurt again. Also, it was summer and was getting increasingly hot. I didn't want to be covered in a thick layer of fur. I was helped by a really feminine guy. Obviously gay, although I didn't want to say anything.

"What do you need, handsome?" he asked.

"Make me look sexy," I answered. If he did find me, I wanted him to be jealous.

"Honey, you already are. That shaggy look is so good on you."

"Yeah, thanks. I want a clean cut."

"I don't know if that would look good on you."

"Well try. I just want to look different." He started cutting my hair.

"What's the matter, honey? Why do ya wanna look different?"

"I want to start over." But I really didn't. I really wanted Edward.

"Oh, OK. Let's first clean your hair." He grabbed my hand and pulled me over to the hair washing sink. He turned on the water and started massaging my head. I wish I was Edward so I could hear his thoughts.

Oh, Edward. I wish it were you massaging my scalp. Then I would feel your muscles. Then I would take my other hand, take off your pants, and grab your throbbing...

Oh, God. I was suddenly hard. I had to stop thinking about Edward. Think about cute kittens. Think about cute kittens.

My hair dresser noticed the bulge in my pants. He took the shampoo bottle and tried to pour it out sexy. I wanted to tell him that it wasn't about him, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings. Beside, the way he massaged my scalp made me forget everything for a second. His soft hands and the hot water felt so good to me. Being pampered was fun.

When finished, he took me over to his seat and starting cutting my hair. It felt so good. I didn't even notice his hand slide down my shirt.

After several minutes, he told me I finished. I looked at the guy staring back at me. I looked vaguely the same, but my hair change really did make a difference. My hair was much shorter and he used some product to make it look kind of preppy. It stood up a little, and sort of looked like I just woke up. Yet he worked so hard on my hair. I really liked it. I smiled.

He took it the other way. He grabbed my chest. "If you want to go in the back room..." he said.

"You're not my type."

"And what is?"

"Edward Cullen."

"Excuse me?"

"Nothing." I grabbed a twenty and gave it to him. "Keep the change." I walked out of the place to where I started. I was still hard thinking about Edward Cullen. Damn him. I ran as fast as my human body would take me. I couldn't transform. Once I started thinking about Edward, I couldn't stop. Fuck. I had to stop now.

I ran off the major road and sat down. I slid my right hand in my pants and started rubbing. With my left hand, I rubbed my abs. I pulled my shirt off. I was getting too hot. I laid down as I took my pants off. This was the only way I could stop thinking about Edward in that way. I started rubbing my penis. That felt so good. Why did masturbating feel so good? I thought about Edward's absolute chest. I got harder.

Something stopped me. I smelled vampire. But not normal vampire. It was Edward. Oh God, what was I going to do? Should I find him? Or run away? Now matter how cliche, my head said run away, but my heart said run into his arms. Kiss him softly, but increase in passion as you lift up his shirt.

Stop it Jacob. How had he not found me? He could smell me. He could read my mind. Is he hurt? Oh no, Edward can't be in trouble. I immediately ran over to where he was. I looked down to see him moaning, completely naked, with his amazing cock in his amazing hand.

That explained a lot.

He looked up for a second, but he didn't stop jerking. He only went faster. He smiled in a confused way, and asked, "Jacob? Oh, oh God." I watched as his entire body convulsed. Suddenly, his delicious semen splattered onto my abs. Was he really that horny?

I took my finger and wiped off the spot where the come had landed. I sucked my finger like I sucked Edward's amazing cock. I was teasing Edward.

"Mmm..." I said. "You know, you're not supposed to keep going when someone catches you jerking off. But don't worry, I'll teach you the etiquette of it one day." Edward laughed, which almost made me fall into his masculine arms.

How was it? Want more? I bet you do. Please review. The next chapter will be coming quite soon. Learn exactly why Edward was in that position! Ooh...sexy!