"'I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick'"

- Harry Potter, book 6

"I've been out for hours, Gunny! Why didn't you wake me up?"

"Because I was trying to find us a ride down to New Jersey," was his answer.

Good answer

"I didn't find one," he added.

Ooh, bad answer

- Pendragon

Hi everybody! I'm 16 and I'm such a bookworm! I love to write, but have no patience. Haha. I have so many ideas for stories bouncing around in my head, but I can never get them onto paper (or on the computer).

Pairings I love:

Max and Fang (Maximum Ride)

Westley and Buttercup (The Princess Bride)

Scarlett and Rhett (Gone With The Wind)

Harry and Ginny (Harry Potter)

Ron and Hermione (Harry Potter)

Lily and Snape (Harry Potter)

Jacky and James (Bloody Jack)

Claidi and Argul (The Claidi Journals)

Sorch and Red (Daughter of the forest)

Favorite Books:

Bloody Jack, Maximum Ride, Inkheart, Sabriel, Twilight, Eragon, Vampirates, The Midnighters, Alex Rider series, A Great and Terrible Beauty, The Claidi Journals, Fablehaven, The Princess Bride, The Keys to the Kingdom series, Pendragon, Artemis Fowl, The Singing, anything Amelia Atwater-Rhodes writes, Kissing Coffins, Harry Potter, Gone With The Wind, The Uglies, The Wee Free Men, The Rider's Apprentice, Children of the Lamp, Troy (Adele Geras), Kiki Strike, Pirates!, Heir Apparent, The Two Princesses of Bamarre, The Wish List, Wicked Lovely, Interview with a Vampire, Fall of a Kingdom, My Sister's Keeper, City of Bones, Song of the Lioness, Wildwood Dancing, and The Prophecy of the Stones.

Think you can find something good to read in that list?

I love history. And Latin. Latin is cool. Salve!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812

8.2.08 the death of fiction is upon us

Suppot bacteria (It's the only culture some people have)

Curiosity may or may not have killed Shrodinger's cat

Today is the first day of the rest of your life...and it too will suck

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go much father with a smile and a gun

I am not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove that the pen is mighter that the sword

When reviewing your notes for the exam, the most important will be the illegible ones

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.