When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

A series of vignettes examining how the Doctor, Rory and Amy prepare for the arrival of the new baby. (Crap summary I realize. As the story crystalizes further in my mind I'll change it.) SEQUEL to: "Come And Knock On Our Door" Start there first if you haven't because otherwise this won't make much sense.

Continuation of the last scene of 4x08: the sire bond. Damon's POV. I couldn't leave it hanging there! And as I started writing, an interesting thing started happening to the sire bond. I hope you like my solution. NOW COMPLETE

Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH Mature.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".

The sexual tension was too much, and it went too far. Is their friendship ruined? And what happens when the lights in the TARDIS suddenly die? (takes place after Playing with Fire, rated M for lots of lemons) FINAL CHAPTER UPLOADED

When Elenas' life has been consumed by addictions, can anyone save her?- OOC,AU. *WARNING* Story contains strong language, substance abuse, graphic smut/lemons. For mature audiences only. Consider yourself warned.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

A look inside the heads of Eleven as he tries very hard not to think about Amelia at all...and fails, and of Amy as she pursues what she truly wants. Spoilers for "Amy's Choice." Now rated M because...well, because.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

This ongoing story examines, in depth, how different a relationship is when your partner is a self proclaimed socio-path. It is far from ordinary, but I wouldn't say it is "hardly pleasurable" Sherlock shows off his spectacular ignorance when it comes to intimate relationships. Relationship is established. There's slash -(no lie) Johnlock. John/Sherlock Fluffy, Smuty, Bit o' Angst

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

COMPLETE! An exploration of an alternate canon wherein John and Sherlock meet briefly during high-school but have both forgotten each other by the time they meet up again. What will it mean for them now when they finally admit that they remember? And what has it done to their lives apart? Well, it's a small world, after all. M for smut.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.

A baby is on the way, and Sherlock takes the responsibility, even when he's not the father. He just want to help his friend. Sherlock Holmes has friends? No, he hasn't. He's just got one. And her name is Jane Watson. AU Fem!John. COMPLETE.

Amy and Rory have a proposition for the Doctor because sexual tension can only last for so long before you've got to bloody do something about it! Lemony. Unabashedly slashy come Chapter 2 and from then on, so saddle up for that...If you don't enjoy the idea of Rory & the Doctor doing the old sonic-screw, you might want to move on. 11/Amy, 11/Rory, Rory/Amy & Rory/11/Amy

Amy and the Doctor mistakenly visit a Truth pub, a place were couples go to have a completely honest and inhibition lowering experience with one another. Oh dear, whatever will happen? (I'm not sure where Rory is in any of this. I kind of left him out which isn't typical of me but there's a first time for everything.)

The Doctor and Amy could never be together. At least that's what the Doctor told Amy, the truth comes out when he thinks he is about to lose her for good. Long one shot, enjoy. M for a reason. (Right after Flesh and Stone) R&R Pretty Please.

Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.

COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be

All John wants is a good night's sleep, and possibly a nice dream to go with it. So what on earth keeps waking him up just as the dream's getting to the good bit...?

Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Angry, alone, and frustrated, Elena moves to Mystic Falls following the death of her parents. There, she must rediscover who she is while gaining unwanted assistance from two very different Salvatore brothers. ***Warning*** Smut/Lemons, Strong Language

Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

John finally learns what it's like to be under the sharp gaze of Sherlock's pocket magnifier.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.

Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

John's a vampire with a dark past. Will Sherlock help him or hurt him? SLASH. M/M, Non-con.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

When the love Elena has for a 24-year-old art connoisseur named Stefan is compromised by the appearance of his dark brother, who will she choose? And when she learns their secret, will she choose at all? *Warning* Smut, lemons, mature language/content.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Sherlock and John go on the case if a missing person. It seems straight forward enough but they are soon to realise that it's not easy to deduce some of the things people get up to behind closed doors. Finished. Sequel to 'Do not' Prequel to 'Scarlet Star

A Tea Party, Addictions, a Chess Game in the extreme and the value of trust. Alice & Hatter's return to Wonderland shows them that maybe there is no such thing as coincidence.

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Bella has left Phoenix and her past behind to live with her father in Three Forks, MT. She needs a new start and it just might be the place for her to find it.

OOC, AU, lemons, Cannon couples. Edward is a martial arts fighter, a human, and just moved to Forks. Bella is a vampire within the Cullen family who just moved back to Forks from Italy. Lots of messed up scenarios and drama! Enjoy!

Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.

Rose/Emmett in chap 1: The two have to win back a trophy that was lost, what they will do for it has potentially dangerous consequences. Future chapters w/other Cullen pairs. Graphic lemons/smut. Reviews are love. Will be continued due to reviews/requests