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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV. (football and poker)

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13 (... I'm a girl... with 13 things that a guy would do...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4 (... Weird, I'm a girl... with 4 girl traits...? Wow...)

If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile.

YOUR REAL NAME: Tammy Lynn Cheyne

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tamizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Jade Panther

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Black Coke

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Romeo

YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): 5tr5aqMNJNMJ6Y LHJUY7MNMN CHNJDEYHUNED

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Lynn Brooks

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Chetaick

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name (none), 1st letter of your siblings first name (none), last letter of your moms middle name): Aenio

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Jo

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

Smile... it confuses people.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Not a Morning person doesn't even begin to describe it.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The road to success is always under construction.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

Opening Credits: The Birthday Massacre – The Birthday Massacre

Waking Up: Down with the Sickness - Disturbed

First Day At School: Underneath your Clothes - Shakira

Making Your New Best Friend: My Child - Disturbed

Falling In Love: Devil’s Gift – Shaman’s Harvest

Breaking Up: Dalai Lama - Rammstein

Prom: That Makes Two of Us – Reba McEntire

Graduation: Lies - Korn

Life's Okay: Square Dance - Eminem

Death of a Close Friend: The Requiem – Linkin Park

Mental Breakdown: Superbeast – Rob Zombie

Driving: Tobacco Island – Flogging Molly

Flashback: Far Away Boys – Flogging Molly

Getting Back Together: Memories – Panic! At the Disco

Wedding Scene: Saints of Los Angeles – Mötley Crüe

Birth of Child: Herald the Day – Des’ree

Car Accident: Reclaim My Place - Korn

Final Battle: Here to Stay - Korn

Death Scene: Fake - Shinedown

End Credits: Breathe - Disturbed

Hmmm... Weird movie songs...

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Don’t Phunk with my Heart – Black Eyed Peas

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Whenever, Wherever (Tracy Young’s Spin Cycle Mix) – Shakira

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Ladies Love Country Boys – Trace Adkins

4.WHAT IS 22?

Weekend – The Birthday Massacre

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

So Bad – Eminem

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Engel – Rammstein

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Amerika – Rammstein

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Warmness on the Soul – Avenged Sevenfold

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Did my Time – Korn

Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.