The Thief's heart balanced on the scales of Ma'at; the Pharaoh's did not. However, Ma'at will only send Atem back if she can send the Thief and Alter Ego back as well. /Yes it's complete. Yes I'll try to copy/paste the final chapters over here. Or read it right away on ao3/

(A pirate AU) When Malik and Ryou get tired of their poor, miserable town, the decide to sneak on to a pirate ship that unexpectedly arrived at their dock. Their friendship is tested and they are met with the responsibilities and unpredictable nature of being a pirate as an adventure full of envy and hatred unravels before them.

Ryou hires a professional cuddler for a snuggle date, but is shocked when he sees who the agency sends.

In the middle of Battle City Yugi goes home for the night, the Pharaoh is impatient and tries to leave as soon as Yugi's gotten an adequate amount of sleep. Grandpa, however, has other plans.

[Post-canon] Yuugi decides to organize a Secret Santa for Christmas. Surprises ensue.

Marik and Bakura get up to cute times and the usual mischief while on a date at a pumpkin patch. (For Sitabethel's thiefshipping dirty santa on Tumblr.)

Dib and Zim are doing their usual and are bringing each other down when they can. But when Dib falls sick, Zim learns that even enemies need each other. Disclaimer I do not own Invader Zim. Discontinued.

Ryou's learned all the magic he can, but he still can't pull Marik's other half out of the Shadow Realm. The only thing he can do to save him... is trade places with him. (Bday fic for BananaGhoul!)

Ryou and Kek won't rest until they get Marik and Bakura to go out at least one time. Post-Canon Thiefshipping/Fluff/Rated T for naughty language and suggestive themes.

Ryou said The Spirit could use his body, but it's still tricky when four people share two bodies.

AU. Deathshipping. Ryou is an introverted lonely boy with a horror fetish. One night a mysterious caller calls, saying that he got the wrong number and they start to talk. Has he finally gained a friend? Maybe even something better... or worse...

The hushed, cold land bears a small cabin in its bosom, and Ryou awakes to find himself alone with a being he has never met - yet has heard so much about. Long drabble, deathshipping, eventual gemshipping and rustshipping

Taking place after the events of the Ceremonial Duel, Bakura has reached the Afterlife and has even found someone to keep him company on his stay there: Ryou's sister, Amane Bakura! However, this Paradise is seem unfitted for the Thief King himself, as he tries to find a way to get back to the Living.

A baby brings a whole new set of challenges. / Thiefshipping

The Shadow Realm is a place of torment and pain, where monsters prey on the unwary and one's soul can be shredded to pieces. After Bakura's defeat at Yami Marik's hands, Ryou Bakura must contend with the Realm and all of its dangers-assuming he survives that long.

Ryou's attacked on a dark street and an unlikely savior rescues him . . . /Deathshipping/

Short Citronshipping (Malik Ishtar X Thief King Bakura) ghost story. Malik follows a spectral voice, leading to a realisation about his people's past.

Unedited WIP. Only read if you just seriously love Deathshipping. There's also some Citronshipping. Fantasy pirate AU. Rated M.

Yami Marik struggles with identity and a sense of individuality as he experiments with his appearance in order to look less like Marik and Marik's father. One-shot/Deathshipping/M-rated.

Five years after the Ceremonial Duel, Ryo finds a summoning game that allows him to bring the Spirit of the Ring back for an hour each night. However, when Marik discovers Ryo's secret, will he be able to follow the rules to the game? Thiefshipping and Deathshipping.

The Tudor with peeling, wood siding and a yard strangled by ivy never had lights on the porch or in the windows, but on that dark night Ryou saw a stranger leaning in the doorway and light spilling from behind him. AU/ Deathshipping/ Fluff

(Or rather what they didn't do.) Mariku gets dragged to the bathhouse, but he's growing tired of casual relationships. When he meets Ryou, he decides he'd rather talk to someone interesting than sleep with someone boring. AU / Deathshipping / rated M for language and dirty talk.

Bakura returned after the Ceremonial Duel in his old body, but the effects of Kul Elna's destruction left physical as well emotional injuries. Citronshipping/One-shot

Marik has an unexpected visitor. Citronshipping fluffy oneshot

"B-bakura..." Marik finally speaks, my name riding off his tongue in a whisper but effective enough to move me closer. His eyes snap open to look at me, violet gaze sharp and needy. He wants me now and I am ready for him. Citronshipping. For Jem Kallop

After blacks-outs, Dark Games, and a battle between ancient spirits, daily life seems boring to Ryo, so when he sees Marik's alter ego sleeping in an alley, Ryo asks if he'd like to spend the night.

Yami Marik returns from the Shadows changed. After suffering the darkness himself, Marik's alter ego no longer seeks revenge, instead content to surround himself with as much light as possible and sit still. At first Ryo simply enjoys the company, enjoys that there's someone who doesn't treat him like a weakling, but things become complicated as his feelings evolve.

"It's what Ryo wanted, more than anything he wanted someone to hold him after a nightmare. Him, not the Spirit who stole his name, but him. Because that's what he wanted, that's what he tried to give Marik's Shadow. " Cute, Fluffy Deathshipping. Only T-rated because of the memory of Ryo's car accident.

"I will take care of you, Marik." Your arms remain tight around me. "Always." I am cold and frozen in your hold. The sun beams straight through me, pinning me to the ground, keeping me trapped when all I want is to run. Belatedly, I realise that I don't want to be here. I don't want to be stuck in this mess of destruction and loss. I want to go home. Thiefshipping, sort of.

Six months after Bakura left Marik to seek his revenge on the Pharaoh in ancient Egypt, Marik finds himself thrust into a date night, at Ishizu's insistence. She just wants him to move on, but his 'date', a mysterious stranger, turns out to be more trapped in the past than anything else. Thief/citronshipping, set post-canon but with flashbacks to Battle City and the Memory World.

Ryou is not the kind, innocent boy that he often appears to be, and Mariku is forced to learn this the hard way. How long, through physical and mental torture, does it take the mind to break? Deathshipping. Slight guro

It's ancient Egypt, and the Ishtar clan live amongst a network of thieves underground. Then one day a robbery goes wrong, and Marik Ishtar meets an intriguing stranger who goes by the name of Thief King. Just what is going on? My first citronshipping fic XD Rated for later chapters. COMPLETE

Marik has messed up again, and pushed Bakura away. Now he finds himself alone, and he is starting to come to terms with exactly what he feels. Has he left it too late, though, or will Bakura come back for him? Thiefshipping AU oneshot with lots of fluff!

Marik's attempt to summon the deceased Bakura goes horribly, horribly wrong and he's left with a grotesque semblance of the spirit's former self and ka instead. Citronshipping Post-series One-shot Contest fic

Marik and Bakura go tomb raiding, and in the process their relationship - such as it is - is tested.

DISCONTINUED

Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.

In ancient Egypt, Marik and Bakura meet up and become partners...3,000 years later, they become partners again. Citronshipping and Thiefshipping. Follows the canon and shows what happened "behind the scenes." Advocates the cool crime of robbery. COMPLETE.

In the obliqueness of the notes he finds something little more than flawless. / AU, Crosshipping, Yugi x Dark Marik

Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.

This is the first thing Vriska remembers: She's watching as her lusus' mandibles dig into another troll's stomach.

Between his abusive dad and his urges to break the law, Marik's life sucks. One day, he's caught stealing and is sentenced to community service at the local mental ward, where he meets Bakura, a boy who may be too much for him to handle. Thiefshipping.

Yugi became an Egyptologist because of his grandfather. It was never in his plans to be cast back in time, meet a thief with a grudge, or to help save the world. An AU of the Millennium World arc, Boundshipping.

Zim is caught and exposed. The courts see the trial as a mere formality in condemning him. Who will stand up for an ex-Invader? Final story in the Green Angel/Red Eyes/White Demon series. Black Ties.

It has been a few months since Zim buried the smeet he found as he wandered the streets. He begins wandering again, searching for other cast-off smeets. Comes after Green Angel and before White Demon.

Marik wants something from Bakura, but Bakura doesn't want to give it to him. Thiefshipping.

Whys Maneem so sad? I trys to be good, I trys to be smart, but computer says I can't be smart an' I won't grow no more. Maneem's real sad a lot now, did I do something wrong? Or did she get a bad Irkomm message about me?

Drabble length - Sue is desperate to get back at Will. Desperate enough to even try to steal Emma away...Comedy one shot.

Yami Bakura and Malik are trapped in the Millennium Ring after losing to Yami Marik. Bakura is used to it - Malik, not so much. Drabble, thiefshipping.

/One-Shot/ It looked like Malik. It really, really did. But Malik wasn’t that tall or muscular, and didn’t have such a strong gaze. “Oh, I’m not Malik.” Ryou could only stare.

Extremely fluffy one-shot. Bakura takes Marik on a walk in the snow covered forest for a surprise. Thiefshipping fluff, the single sappiest thing I have ever written.

Gleekathon, day thirty-four: On Will's first day at McKinley, he meets Sue...

Purple is certainly not jealous of Red's favorite candy. He most certainly isn't. RaPr Fluff.

When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.

Max's attempt to heal Alex after the car crash doesn't quite fail... but all of Alex's friends have to come together to help guide him out of a gray area between death and life.

Superjail!... But before, I was muted, living life like a can opener that was stuck on a metal ridge, squeaking and going nowhere, but always having a place to go in the end. Sequel to 'Impossible'. I may have the Warden's perspective in here a little.

Oneshot. The line between predator and prey is blurred as two very different worlds are brought together. Kovu/Bambi friendship.

Oneshot. Zim contemplates the curious human tradition known as "birthdays." Short fic.

This is a series of short stories. In each story House is visited in the clinic by a character. For example, Jack Bristow from Alias, or Hermione from Harry Potter. It's been a lot of fun writing them, and I hope it is a lot of fun reading them. All chara

Bakura had always been able to appreciate the finer things in life, and when he gets his Duel Disk for the finals, he uses it to it's fullest extent. BakuraxDuel Disk, seriously. Rule 34!

When Zim learns the truth of his mission, he only learns more lies. Nothing is what it seems, and there is no one you can trust. ZADF character deaths R&R FINISHED

Rose/Cybil femslash. While out searching for Sharon, Rose and Cybil take a break to rest from the exhausting search. Certain things ensue, as they give in to the emotions building in them for the past two days. Rated T for some light descriptions of sex.

Zim finally won. It doesn't feel like he thought it would. [Short OneShot]

Have you ever wondered why Zim is the way he is? While working together on a project about the holocaust Dib learns how cruel Irkens can be and of a hell Zim had to escape.

When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.

Oneshot. Dib is sick in bed, and terrified that Zim will take advantage of him in his condition. But his archenemy isn't the only thing he has to worry about.

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

In the cold light of morning, while everyone's yawning, they'll hide. My alternate version of Rose and Cybil in Silent Hill. Told from Cybil's point of view. Rated R for Violence, Language and Sexual Content in later chapters. RoseXCybil.

To those of 911. Do not read if you have a hard time reading these. [death]

[If I tell you this, you have to promise not to tell anyone, ok? Especially not Red.] Purple watches the stars and wishes. RAPR [Slash]

Dib goes to Silent Hill in search of proof of the paranormal, but finds himself in a nightmarish battle for his life. Can he survive, or will he be consumed by the darkness? Silent Hill and Invader Zim Crossover. No Silent Hill knowledge needed.

When you take things for granted, you just might lost the most important thing in your life. Your life might change for the worst.

SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.

Four arrows hit the Mirkwood elf before he fell. “Legolas!” Words had been said, but no one can turn back time. “I should have listened to you before,” Aragorn said, as he tried to save his best friend’s life… NOW COMPLETE. Nominated for MEFA 2008.

RAPR, so beware. Red and Purple are both the new tallests. But outgoing, punkish Red can hardly speak to shy, quiet Purple without scaring him. Why is his fellow Tallest so down on himself, and what is his mysteriouse past? angst, beware.

CHAPTER 3 AND 4 FIXED! Zim thinks he's sick, everyone else thinks he's pathetic. This is just my interpretation on why he was even picked for Impending Doom 1....Urm is my creation, this was moved from my old account. ::Slash:: ZimXRed, ZimXOC

ONESHOT. ZADR Dib brings cherries to school...and certain consequences follow.

Just who is Zim kissing in the kitchen?

What has Dib's father done to him?

Dib is kicked out of his house and Zim saves him! YAY! idea is from Numb so if its like that i know! and if the person who wrote Numb wants me to take this down no problem. ZADR! cuz ZADR ish love!

Oneshot. Comes after Green Angel and Red Eyes. After Zim's experience with the hyuman child, several things have changed, but Dib refuses to believe things with the alien can be different.

Dib is rather submissive. ZaDR

When Tak returns to Irk to ask the Tallest for a new ship, she realizes that she will have to give up more then she expected to get what she wants. TakxRedxPurple pairing. Yes, I know... a little strange, but interesting.

Legolas is called home to Mirkwood when he receives word that his father is dying. Aragorn follows. Sad Version Part 2 of 2 is now up!

During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.

After a long and tiresome day, Zim and GIR indulge in a guilty pleasure.

Thrown into a world he has only dreamed of, Dib fights to keep his sanity, and his life. Can you kill your greatest enemy when they stand for all the same things as you?

AU Daddy's Boy What if everyone went to dinner? HouseWilson

If Jigglypuff had more than one song... [Rocketshipping angst ahoy, folks.]

OneShot. Zim took the bullet for Dib, and Dib is unable to understand. Extreme Angst, Warning: Character Death. Read and Reveiw.

Zim and Gir go to church for a solemn occasion. One shot. First FanFic. Others will not be so filled with angst, I promise! K because of theme.

The Tallest can rule the empire with only two fingers...

After escaping Silent Hill..and returning to her own reality, Rose starts Dreaming about a certin cop. RoseCybil some spoilers AU

Oneshot Firstperson. It was never the intention of Zim to care for anyone. Zim wanted no one, Zim needed no one. Yet cries of a smeet from a dark alley cracked one Irken's shell...

A really weird take on the first confrontation of the Pharaoh and the Thief King. [Biblical themes]

Even with Earth destroyed, Zim cannot stop until he breaks Dib's spirit. How far will he go to do so? Rated M for violence and gore, lots of gore. Very dark oneshot.

Pieces from the constantly intertwined lives of Red and Purple. RAPR.

Alphabet of Hobbit SLASH ficlets mostly MP Includes SF SLASH and MPREG and angst 'Haven't you got washing up to obsess over'

On Christmas Eve, Erik tells his daughter a very special story. EC oneshot. Please RR.

Zim and Dib stargaze together, and Dib tells the little alien about Polaris, the North Star.

It's disgusting this HUMAN filth. Their adults beat their smeets. I find this world horriable, and not even WORTHY of my conquest. The only one worth living is my enemy. ZADR

Red Riding Hood done SG1 style. Janet wants Daniel to take cookies to Teal'c... but Someone gets in the way.

What if the world you lived in your entire existence isn’t what it seems? What would you do if you find out your destiny was controlled by others? Dib and Zim are finding out the hard way. –Sorry for the delay. I’m not dead yet, nor is this tale

Estel remembers a special day

[YMxR] [YBxM] Sidealong yaoi story with the Battle City Plotline. Strange how Ryou Bakura is never seen in Battle City. Strange how often Marik has the chance to pop into visitors rooms. When they meet, how will fate change for them? [COMPLETED]

My take on Elrond's POV

When Daniel wants to provide a Merry Christmas for a local home for Foster kids, he turns to his friends on SG-1 for help. This story is complete.

Neither Zim nor Dib have been quite the same since Zim left years ago. Songfic to Missing by Evanescence.

A short drabble. Do NOT read if you have a problem with suicide.

Something horrible happens to Dib at recess one day. Songfic to Hello by Evanescence. One-shot. Dib's POV.

Aragorn's Diary as he has kids. This is dedicated to all the moms and dads out there! Bet you'll get a laugh outta this! COMPLETE

Drabble: Ever wonder what would happen if Dib contacted the Tallest with undeniable proof of Zim's demise? I did.

Red thinks about Purple after his counterpart's assassination... RAPR

Problems at home lead Dib to flee to the skool early, where he encounters another student...and Zim. They clash, but will Zim torture Dib to death?

What will someone do for their sons? Estel and Legolas are about to find out.

A little 3 year-old Dib had always wished for an alien friend, when one winter's day he actually got one! One going by the name of Zim....Chapter 5: History of Micro!

(One-shot) Zim is forced to reassess this statement as he talks to an injured Gir.

Jack's 'kids' argue

An AU story about a worst case scenario. The Quest is done, the Ring has been destroyed, but the only members of the Fellowship to survive are Legolas and Pippin. PG-13 for disturbing thoughts and possible violence.

My first fanfic! Zim's found out the Truth and commited suicide. Dib, who witnessed it, is forever changed, and has now dedicated his life to stopping pain. But how? PG13 for non-graphic knife deaths, mature angst, no love, and no cussing.

Yami no Malik and Yami no Bakura have an argument over who gets to eat first. A vaguely fluffy and definitely odd vampire story for Chibizoo. YnMalikYnBakura

Legolas meets Glorfindel

Takes place two days after the Fellowship has left Lothlorien - Frodo falls quite ill while sailing down the Anduin and must be taken care of by Aragorn and the rest of the Fellowship. Hurt/comfort, graphic medical detail and hobbit bums ;)

An avalanche on Caradhras leaves Frodo hurt and Pippin in shock. While Pippin tries to regain his shattered courage, Legolas and Boromir begin to realize their importance to the Fellowship. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence

Revenge. It takes something very dear to Dib and his wife.

Poor Dib is stuck in a Wizard of Oz parody, complete with songs! This horrible monstrosity is now complete!

Zim has completed his mission to take over the Earth, and he takes Gir to a special place to explain to him what's happening around them

Red didn't expect Purple to lose his hearing. Can he get over feeling sorry for Purple and understand what it's really like for him? Can things ever be the same between them? Bittersweet ending.

James said that Team Rocket wouldn't help the twerps if they were in trouble. Who here thinks he actually meant it? Not me!

Zim ponders about having a mother and father. GIR's in there too, but not til the end. Might make da little kiddies sad.

Zim finds out the truth, and it may drive him to drastic measures. But an unexpected intervention could save him from himself. Sweet Zim and Dib love here people, you don't like don't read. You do like, however...Please read mah fic! 'Tis Sass-ay! XD

Merry and Pippin are goofing off with Legolas' arrows when an unforseen accident occurs, and Merry doesn't know how to deal with it. This is NOT a slashfic! Kind reviews are always welcome!

Pikachu's love for ketchup gets a little out of hand, resulting in a compromising situation with one of the members of Team Rocket.

[AU] Earth is already taken over, and Tallests Red and Purple arrange marriages for kicks. In fact, Zim and Dib are their next victims. However, Dib has been going through tough times. Is this going to make his situation better, or worse?

It's a Team Rocket Christmas! 'Tis the season to be jolly... so why is Jessie so upset? Please read and review

Inspired by NSync song of a similar title. Purple has gone missing, and Red doesn't know what to do now that his partner is gone.

GIR thinks that Zim may not want him around, so he does what he thinks is best...please R&R