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COMPLETE. Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.

After escaping 8 years of imprisonment by Ivan, Gilbert is certain things can only get better, but when his friends just won't stop asking questions and the only two people he's ever loved are getting married, how the hell is he supposed to cope? AU AxHxP

Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.

AU - The Nordics, as a crew of space pirates, learn of a mythical treasure hidden amidst the ruins of the long dead civilization of Asgard and head out on an epic journey through many trials. SuFin DenNor. Longer summary within.

Given the Laws, can sex with a Twilight ever be consensual? (Worick and Nic at sixteen years old.)

Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC

Another collection of stand-alone ficlets. Primarily Strawhat-centric. Mostly gen; a few with pairings which are indicated at the start of each story, as are spoiler warnings. All stories take up one 'chapter' each and are usually under 1000 words.

A oneshots compilation of my fics that take place on happier times. In which everything is rainbow and unicorns and nothing hurts because Saruhiko's still with HOMRA and Totsuka and Mikoto are ALIVE and WELL and KICKING. Mostly HOMRA-centric, and Saruhiko/Misaki.

Reiner doesn't know what to think anymore. Spoilers for the manga. Reiner/Bertolt.

In the face of a Mayan Apocalypse that probably won't happen, Crowley believes it'd be best to just sleep through the winter of 2012. Aziraphale, deciding he might give this "sleeping" thing a go, may or may not understand what "hibernation" entails— something Crowley takes advantage of. Warning: includes Weight Gain, Jaffa Cakes and a peculiar lack of Slash.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Because of a mysterious fruit, Zoro turns into a kitten. But the adventure has only just begun for neko-marimo. Evil Marine captains and torturous subordinates, big scary oceans and an even scarier bath time! How will Zoro survive? SanZo

Drabble, from an existing collection. Sherlock and John, Pernese style.

Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

A retelling of L. Frank Baum's The Wizard of Oz, with a bit of Hetalia. Tino has come to the land of Oz where he meets a loud Danish Scarecrow, an stifled Norwegian Tin Woodsman, and a socially awkward Swedish lion. Will he ever get home to Helsinki?

When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.

Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.

Finland gets irritated over the laundry. A fight ensues, amongst other things.

Another world meeting, and Denmark's an idiot... In more ways than one.

Sequel to Pernicious. Teri finds that her place in the Weyr is not as solid as she had hoped. A ban on flying, an egg-laying green dragon, and bandits contribute to making her life a little more interesting.

"So what do you do for fun around here?" Theon smirked, strolling into Jon's room like he owned it. "Each other?" *Jon/Theon*

Theon's walls were useless around Robb *Theon/Robb, kind of one-sided*

We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.

Berwald is an attack dog for a local mob boss. Tino is an ex-prostitute turned freelance photographer. A single meeting between two people with so little in common becomes something neither expected.

In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.

Utterly useless in his clan, Tino is given the task to dress up as a woman and seduce the leader of his rivaling clan, Sve. He never once expected to see a different side to the male or to fall in love with him. Based off manga Wild Rock. SuFin.

They toasted to rotten girlfriends. They toasted to their semi-decent scores in AP Math. They toasted the ability of the party to not being raided by the cops. AndyxChristopher Robin. SLASH.

Denmark manages to lose Santa Finland's reindeer on Christmas Eve. Will he be able to find them in time for Santa's midnight ride-and before Santa Finland finds out?

Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.

One-shot. Theon Greyjoy smiles, and waits. Written for a prompt from Baffoonery.

So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg

Not NEARLY as good as the title implies. If you value your sanity, I suggest you don't read. It is pure CRACK. Complete CRACK. And nothing but CRACK. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T BLAME THE WRITER FOR ANY SANITY LOST IF YOU DO READ. M for bondage.

This tub ain't big enough for the both of us. DenNor

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.

Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.

"Tell me about your family. Who's in it? What do they do? Is there anyone you don't get to see that often?" Arthur finds out his parents died. This leads to the question: who gets to take care of Peter?

Years after his death, Ace comes for a visit. Spoilers for 597.

Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!

Finland gets a referral, and Germany and Sweden are stuck with thoughts they wish to unthink, or at least optionally un-think when in front of their respective spouses.

It's just a type of thing that Finland loves to do... without anyone watching how stupid he probably looks.

Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-

Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!

Romano appears on a weight loss show and Prussia is more than thrilled to spread the word.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

Bring Your Kids To Work Day in the Garden of Eden.

It was just one of those days. One of those days when his pants wouldn't come off and Sweden had to be a knight in shining slacks and tie. It was a 'magic fingers' sort of thing. -Oneshot, SuFin, FML inspired-

The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

Sannel should not be a dragonrider. That's why she's sitting in the tiers, rather than wincing on the hot, arid sands. It's a pity that hatchlings tend to ignore such helpful distinctions.

They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.

Someone had meddled, thinking to avenge age-old wrongs. Instead, the ensuing war would bring bloody deaths to thousands on both sides. Previously named Chosen By Dragons. UPDATED 13/2/10.

Menolly, Mirrim, and Path travel through alternate timelines in a desperate attempt to save Pern from disaster.

Sanji-centric ficlets written on various themes for the 30 onepiece community on livejournal. One post a day for 30 days. Day Thirty-Barrel-Let's play a little game... AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS!

One of many things to know about childrearing: don’t leave the chocolate rum on the counter when you have a curious six-year-old aboard.

An exploration of Zeff and Sanji from Sanji's childhood and upward. ;D No pairings.

Short drabble with Shanks thinking about Buggy.

Young Sanji has a problem. Zeff tries to fix it in his own way. Damn, but that eggplant is stubborn... Contains brief ZoSan.

The life of the Candidate Barracks at Ista Weyr is never calm, but when the roughest Candidate class in fifty Turns arrives, the CandidateMaster must use every trick he has, in hopes to ready his charges for the Hatching. Note, set in the Fourth Pass

Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives. (Note: a properly formatted (and updated with typo fixes) version of this is available at Ao3 under the same author name.)

Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles

Finland finds himself stranded and naked in France's house on Christmas Eve. With no means of getting away by himself, Tino is forced to resort to a dreaded measure. Call Su-san to come pick him up. SuFin, fluff. Post "2007 Christmas Rampage".

Sweden begins to distance himself from Finland, and Finland finds a way to bring them closer than they were before. Warnings: this is pretty much just fluffiness.

ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.

YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch

Dragonquest, the condensed version. Picking up the crack retelling where "Dragonflight in Half an Hour" left off.

Harry sidled up to the windscreen wiper, running his tongue across the beautiful metal multi edge blade. He tasted the delicious lemon flavoured cleaning fluid, and shivered.

ONE-SHOT A little blurb about the true evil-genius behind Hunny's cavity in Episode 12. Rated for cuteness, fluff and minor slash.

The condensed version. Utterly cracktastic play-by-play "summary" of Dragonflight.

Early in "All the Weyr's of Pern". Aivas has a suspicion on the cause of Ruth's abnormalities and has a discussion with Jaxom to confirm it.

MoriHunny - A small drabble about Mori's feelings about Hunny and how Hunny's other best friend constantly gets in the way. Fluff

Zoro and Sanji start a physical relationship off on the wrong foot. Each thinking the other won't approve, they both try to mend the issue unsuccessfully.

A little light relief! Meta-fandom Pern-themed crackfic. Mary Sue fights to reclaim her name, and a host of Suethors start suffering the consequences... Will Mary save the day? Will she escape SueSlayer's dire influence? Or will it all end horribly?

Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.

Set during "Hani's Not So Sweet Three Days." Hani's filled tooth is bothering him, and Mori gets it in his mind to make it all better!

Have you ever wondered why Mori is so overprotective of Hunny, or why Hunny is so very small? It all stems from a dark period in their childhoods.

Josh "accidentally" kisses Drake... the events one week later. D/J Slash. One-Shot

In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)

A collection of drabbles and ficlets regarding the manga series One Piece. Most of them are utterly ridiculous and all of them were incredibly fun to write.

Short, sweet, but not all that innocent describes both this fic and Mori's impression of Hani having a special snack perfectly.

Fifty sentences about the relationship between Beast Boy and Cyborg. Yes, in a slashy way.

Everything changes after the Sand Siblings' first mission to Konoha.

The diary of the bestest, most spectacular Weyrwoman on Pern! Or so she thinks... Oneshot parody of the ubiquitous impressionfics.

Yaoi One Shot. Hunny gets a cavity, and Mori helps with the pain. Mori's point of view. This is my first fanfiction ever. I hope it is ok.

Luffy is bored, so Usopp tells him a fairy tell. [UsoppxLuffy]

Yes, there is a solution to all of this... But it's better this way.

One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.

Two different takes on Takashi and Mitsukuni's relationship. One set up for the eyes of others, the other strictly for them. PWP. Requested by MyChemSweetie.

The story of Fukurou's life.

A collection of oneshots written for various people, based on pairings and prompts. NS, NL, KakuLucci, ViviKohza, CrocodileLuffy, LuffyShanks, ShanksMakino, FrankyRobin. Pick your poison :D

The Strawhats play a game of Truth or Dare, because every fandom needs one of these fics. You know it's true. [Various pairings. Rated for language and gratuitous kissing.]

Usopp and Luffy have a discussion about why Sanji is the way he is.

KxT I will not pounce on him. I will not pounce on him. I will not pounce on him... And then he snapped: self-control be damned. LIME

Franky is a mystery to Chopper...a loud, blatant mystery, but a mystery nonetheless. Hopefully, he can solve this particular puzzle, with Robin's help. [ChopperRobinFranky, Merryship] Written for Guardian1.

Honey notices a lot more than everyone thinks he does. For example, that Mori has something important to tell him. What he doesn't understand is why Mori is so distressed about it.

Bronze? Why are they so wonderful? I think it's time the lesser colors got a little more attention. Chapter 6 is FINALLY up!

The twins teach Haruhi a new phrase in French. Naturally, this results in Tamaki freaking out. [Sort of HaruhixTwins, but not really.]

Zoro ingests a Devil's Fruit. Hilarity ensues.

Hunny has discovered the joys of writing things on a calculator, and shows Mori. It's just a cute, short, little thing. Gosh, they're cute.

Chopper describes a tradition he’d witnessed during his birthdays growing up on a winter island. The crew reacts.

This is a collection of drabbles I have written for the Franky x Iceburg pairing rated KT. Water 7 spoilers. shounenai

Usopp and Zoro are NOT hiding from Nami. In a closet. Absolutely not. This could either be read as a friendship fic or as ZoroUsopp flirtation. Pick your peaches.

MoriHani. On rainy days, Mitsukuni got pouty and sulking and it was Takashi's job to deal with it. Fluff.

Ten minutes ago an A rank mission went S rank, and now Namiashi Raidou is fighting for his life. Raidou, Genma, and the scars that make a man. [Oneshot]

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.

Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.

CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.

Eiji and Oishi share a moment on the train. A short, fluffy Golden Pair ficlet.

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

Hyuuga Neji learns something about fate, about breaking chains, and perhaps just a bit about solving puzzles. NejixKankurou. Yes, you read that right.

Set Post-Clockwork Island. Zoro-Sanji... "nakama"-ship (friendship might be a little strong). The day after the fight on Clockwork Island, Zoro finds out Sanji hasn't really recovered. Rated for language, and sort-of graphic injuries.

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a Hidden Village to raise a ninja.

After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?

Zoro contemplates romance on Sanji’s insistence.

[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.

But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.

Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?

Naruto finds happiness in the arms of a teacher ... ? Parodies the KakaNaru pairing.

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

Although a picture speaks a thousand words, an afternoon doodle of Luffy's holds volumes. Particularly for Zoro.

Zoro and Sanji steal some time together and have a conversation that is only half dialogue. Light yaoi.

Shikamaru and Chouji discuss the things you can see, when you know the right way to look (SHOUNEN AI)

Team 10 has a picnic. Shikamaru has a problem. ChouShika.

This is a story about the great love shared between Portgas D. Ace and Chopper. [mxm]

Chaucer's after Wat. That's the only explanation. Implied slash.

It's all about the hair. Waff-y vignette. OishiEiji, light shounen ai.

Marcus Flint pays the Weasley family an unexpected visit...PW/MF slash.

Mostly, this is just my attempt at Percy's character...there's also some Percy/Oliver slashiness. A kind of 'what if Percy really didn't ~want~ to work at the Ministry' ficcie. ^-^;;;