As it turns out, there is only one person in London who can deal with Sebastian in a temper.

Tomorrow is another expedition and like always Petra feels nervous. The anxiety causing her to have trouble sleeping. As she walks around the old castle she encounters the squad's legendary insomniac. (one shot)

Kakuzu digs up Hidan, stitches him back together and takes shelter. Then he has time to figure out how. And why. [Could be romantic or platonic - it's up to interpretation here.]

Sometimes the cruelty doesn't have to look the same to feel the same.

Hinata's clan was attacked and she now travels masked as a slave girl. With her company killed and captured she is thrown at the feet of her enemy's camp, Suna, and must now deal with their ruthless, blood-lusting, red-haired commander. What happens when he decides not to kill this girl and strange feelings begin melting his cold heart? GaaraHina.

Real world A/U. They were naive teenagers when they married. She had the picture perfect family in mind, while he was a free spirit who was only able to focus on doing what he loved. Now, after two children, heartache, and subsequent years of separation, they might have a second chance. [Gochi] G/CC

The alphabet: One Piece style, and other rhyming nonsense.

La Quatrième Grande Guerre approche. Quand Tsunade apprend la vérité sur le massacre Uchiha, elle sait que le Sharingan sera un atout précieux dans les combats à venir. "Je veux que tu soignes Uchiha Itachi, Sakura. Sauve ses yeux. Sauve sa vie aussi, si tu le peux, mais il est impératif que tu sauves ses yeux." "... Bien, Shishou." UR, ItaSaku lent à venir.

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

One day, Hiruzen has a brilliant idea. "Danzo, how would you like to be the leader of an autonomous but officially unsanctioned branch of ANBU that I can secretly use to root out traitors and dissent?" Danzo is not pleased with being dragged into this latest scheme. "Why do all your brilliant ideas make me look like an evil reprobate?" (Litter of Misfits)

Vegeta's nature was far from being a caring father. Yet, due to some grim events, he starts to feel the need to watch his kids closer. Maybe he missed something. Dark themes.

Strangely enough, it's Kakashi who first suggests they resume the challenges after the war. [KakaGai, fluff.]

Univers Alternatif : Crocodile dirige d'une main de fer Alabasta. Armée royale contre Révolutionnaires. Roronoa Zoro et Sanji, engagés dans l'Armée, sont obligés de se supporter coûte que coûte en se retrouvant dans le même régiment... [cadeau très en retard pour nathdawn !]

"Je suis Bulma Briefs et je suis bien décidée à tuer Son Altesse le Prince de tous les Saïyens, priez pour moi... " Elle a pour unique arme, une haine tenace nourrie par trois ans d'asservissement. Lui a tout le reste, l'univers est à ses pieds. Mais les jeux sont-ils vraiment faits ? Sauront-ils se servir de leurs armes tout compte fait ? Totalement UA évidemment.

Quand Marco le Phénix pénètre ce soir-là dans une maison close après plusieurs semaines en mer, il s'attend à passer une soirée très chaude en bonne compagnie... Mais rien ne le préparait à "ça". (Ou comment les instincts primaires de son Zoan mythique lui ont fait dépenser deux millions de berrys en une seule soirée). Pairing Marco X ... surprise !

"- Haruta s'en sortira malgré la gravité de ses blessures. - Mais ? Coupa Barbe Blanche en sentant l'hésitation du médecin. - Nous ne savions pas tout à son sujet, père..." Ou comment après une dure bataille l'équipage de Barbe Blanche découvre le plus grand secret de l'androgyne aux traits enfantins dirigeant la douzième division ! (Se passe trois ans avant le début du manga)

Twenty Truths about Team Guy the rest of Konoha doesn't know. Mostly comedy and focusing on the relationships of the members of Team Guy. It does end kind of sadly. Sorry. Rated T: no swearing or sex on screen but sex is mentioned as well as blood and death. ONESHOT. Neji X Tenten. Kind of growing up fic from genin to post Fourth Shinobi War.

A series of short stories revolving around Vegeta's relationships with his children.

Orihime reluctantly agrees to accompany Captain Aizen to save her town from his wrath, only to garner the attention of the pirate who captains the ship called The Pantera. Oh yes, AU.

"After my death, do not kill Madara. Uchiha and Senju must not fight each other ever again." The peace is made but Tobirama and Madara might find the price to pay too high. Canonish AU, TobiMada

Trafalgar Law was getting caught up in the Strawhats' "pace", and he wasn't exactly unhappy about it. Law x Strawhats nakamaship. A series of mini one-shots with Law interacting with individual crew members. Reviews Appreciated.

A not-so-typical day in the life of Sai Yamanaka as he prepares to give a presentation to Inojin's class.

At thirty-seven Kakashi is starting to feel old.

They have separate duties to fulfill, but someday they will meet again. Rivetra.

Tout le monde a ses petits secrets. Même au sein de l'équipage. Même Sanji. Ces deux ans auraient dû le rendre plus fort et le préparer pour le Nouveau Monde. Il ne voulait pas être un boulet. Et pourtant, le corps humain possède ses propres limites. [Friendship - Aucun spoil]

"Le regard de Law accrocha quelque chose de beaucoup plus intéressant à regarder, et un sourire en coin étira ses lèvres. Tous deux étaient sûrs d'une chose à propos de l'autre : il n'y aurait qu'une seule nuit d'entente, qui ne se reproduirait plus jamais. Une autre clause de l'alliance, qui ne regardait qu'eux." /!lemon!/

"Tout a commencé le jour où j'ai décidé de tuer ces pirates. Cette décision n'a pas été très difficile à prendre. C'était de leur faute après tout. Vous ne comprenez pas où je veux en venir ? Et bien, poursuivez votre lecture ! Il est trop tard pour faire marche arrière..."

Rumour has it he's got a girl in every port, but truth is there was only ever just the one. – Shanks/Makino, set before the start of One Piece. NB! There is a new and improved (and longer!) version of this fic on AO3!

"Vous savez pourquoi je ne dénombre jamais les secondes ? Parce qu'on n'a pas de temps à perdre à les compter, elles défilent trop vite. Le temps qu'on dise une seconde , deux sont déjà passées, le calcul n'est jamais juste." Il s'était fait dépasser par le temps... Et maintenant il était trop tard. Il n'avait plus le choix, il devait le tuer pour l'empêcher de nuire. Ben/Kizaru

or: four things Petra has taught Levi, and one thing she hasn't.

In which Lieutenant Hawkeye drives Colonel Mustang to distraction, and he decides he's had quite enough cold showers.

Mitsuba just heard that they'll leave to Edo tomorrow. And because of this, her feelings for a certain man made her want to spend a night with him for the last time. Angst and lemony goodness.

30 different letters for 30 different husbands.

The moment he found out about the ability granted by Mera Mera no Mi... He knew that he wanted it. ASL

Lorsque l'agneau veut jouer au loup, le sang finit toujours par être versé. ATTENTION: TRÈS GORE. Spécial Halloween.

Dark AU. The more he pushed away, the more she seemed to pull him back closer. Prison life was built on solitude, after all. She was just a misplaced ray of light, and he was just an old nightmare. That's what they kept telling themselves, anyway. UPDATE: Cover Art was by custom request; do not re-post.

Chapters 599-601 inclusive. Obito says he has nothing left to say to Kakashi. That's not quite true. Obito/Kakashi, some dub con. Obito/Rin implied as well. Definitely on the M rating, fair warning

The bonds between shinobi. Kakashi, Obito. post-series. AU. Gen. Character Death. Spoilers for chapter 599.

When Gai wakes up in the hospital, the only thing he really remembers from his mission is the sound of chirping birds, and a shattering pain in his chest. Kakashi just didn't want to lose a comrade again. Pre-Kyuubi.

It wasn't just vanity involved in getting his face put on the mountain. Really.

Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.

There is a tradition behind ANBU masks that many don't seem to realize.

Team seven is a number that has been in circulation since the time of the first Hokage. How is it that nobody ever realized that it might have been cursed?

When someone makes an attempt on his daughter's life, Vegeta resorts to his old ways to handle the problem. One shot.

There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.

Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.

A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.

Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,

To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE

Today's lessons for the Yorozuya trio: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, don't count your chickens before they're hatched, and be careful when life seems too good to be true, because it might be a sign that everything is soon going to go very, very badly.

He meant it as a joke. So how did they get here? RenjiHime

Tsunade must have been crazy, or totally drunk, to be yelling at a dead man. Still, as she stumbles through Jiraiya's house, she realizes that he might just have taken her heart right along with him. Jiraiya/Tsunade oneshot, T for language.

Noun: bold self-confidence; cheek, nerve.

Though he pledged his very existence to Prince Soma, Agni is still a human. But Sebastian?—he is a demon that only speaks the truth. Slash. Sebastian/Agni.

The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.

Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot

It was, he assured himself, just a trick of the light. Bard's POV.

Yachiru invites Orihime to Soul Society for a play date, but Orihime ends up getting more than she expected out of the Eleventh Division captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. Funny and sexy - basically smut with little redeeming social value.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.

A somewhat more literal interpretation of the saying. Not revenge, but with the same result. Grief and dead people. One-shot.

An insight into the workings of Konoha's most famous interrogation expert - and his relationship with a certain one-eyed Anbu. Ignores plot after timeskip.

AU VB Bulma has captured Vegeta before he has a chance to escape Earth. She now has him imprisioned in her lab. What will the beautiful scientist do with the deadly prince?

Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.

A shinigami achieves shikai. Crossover story.

Ulquiorra is given an unexpected order. “As long as she has trust, she has hope.” [UlquiHime][drabble]

No one changes over night. It's the little things, that pile up from experiences over the years. Rated for violence.

When Vegeta takes Bra to the mall to see Santa, he is arrested after a fistfight with the jolly elf. Now sentenced to being a mall Santa himself until Christmas, Vegeta must find a way to survive his new job and regain his daughter's trust in him.

Kakashi has a blind spot and its not his left eye.

A series of short interconnected drabbles using themes from the ikkanemu community on livejournal. [Ikkaku x Nemu] [UPDATE 04.20.2006]

Où Gaara esssaie de comprendre le monde et où Lee essaie de l'expliquer. léger shounen ai.

Vegeta has found what he considers proof of Bulma's infidelity. Can she prove her innocence to her husband?

On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.

Bra is getting married today, and Vegeta is NOT happy about it, especially considering whom Bra picked for a new husband. Who is she marrying today? The answer will shock youand might just make you cry too or laugh.