Lost

Have you seen this shithead?

He was here just a moment ago,

And if I can not find him soon,

Who knows how far he'll go?

His hair's a shade of algae,

And he doesn't look too bright,

If I could, I would

Bid him adieu,

To wander as he'd like.

Have you seen this loser, here?

I need to head back soon,

Where's your bar? Your pub? Your inn?

Your tavern? Your saloon?

I'm sure I'll find him somewhere,

Likely drinking all alone,

Til' one of us rounds him up,

And drags his sad ass home.

You maybe saw him dozing?

His laziness is unmatched,

But still, I need to find him soon,

My captain's quite attached.

A/N I love Zoro. Hopefully there were enough clues dropped to make the narrator's identity obvious.

I keep writing nonsense like this, so I'm just going to throw it all here.