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Author has written 30 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hobbit, Dragon Ball Z, Where's Waldo?, and Dragon Age. Hey!!, Im young sexy attractive single kitty! I like playing games and animeI'm want to find a guy to have a good time. Would you like to join me? then google |
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Plasticity by Misfit McCoward reviews
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. 'Not dying' just got a lot more complicated than 'follow chemlab safety instructions.' A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,391 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 9/17/2018 - Akatsuki, OC
Semi-Charmed Kind of Life by Misfit McCoward reviews
"The cat transformed into a man. His chakra twisted and bloomed, now fully human and even bigger. This was, incidentally, another fantasy of Karin's, except in her fantasies the magic transforming naked man was MUCH sexier. Also in her fantasies, the sexy naked man almost never attacked her." It's yet another Akatsuki-as-cats fic, featuring Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2019 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Hidan, Karin U., Kakuzu, Akatsuki
SHOW ME YOUR TEETH by Misfit McCoward reviews
In which Deidara has a problem he really wishes everyone would shut up about. (Technically an exploration of Deidara's relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Deidara, Sasori, Obito U. - Complete
Rob Thy Neighbour by Wynneception reviews
Merrill meets a burglar! Oh, it's so very exciting!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Merrill - Complete
Brotherly Duties by Perse reviews
Homesickness can take even the most unlikely victims. A sweet little Weasley brothers oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/7/2005 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
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Bulma Briefs, Research and Development Queen of the Entire Universe
In which Bulma Briefs is crowned the Research And Development Queen of the Entire Universe. [Mostly gen, very vague hints of past Bulma/Yamcha and future Bulma/Vegeta.]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Bulma - Complete
Voice of the Mountain reviews
It is known, but not much mentioned in polite company, that Belladonna's only child is not Bungo's. [Genfic, canon AU in which Bilbo is Frerin's kid.]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 6/27/2019 - Gandalf, Bilbo B.
The One Where Tesla and Nnoitra Go On An Adventure reviews
Tesla and Nnoitra spend an unproductive afternoon looking for a fierce beast to fight. [Canon universe, silly crack, a small warning for animal death. Rating is for bad language and some juvenile but "adult" humour.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
The One Where A Half-Blood Goes To The Bank reviews
Hermione is thirteen and pretty much all she knows about Lucius Malfoy is that he's Draco's dad, he hates muggleborns and he abuses his servants. Then she gets back from France with her parents and she has no idea where she put her Gringott's key. [One shot, complete, alt canon.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/2/2019 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Area Woman Has 'Grossly Optimistic' Retirement Plan reviews
Maria arrives in the elemental nations just in time to be very sure she doesn't want to live there. [A highly OC centric fic in the "modern character in the elemental nations" genre. No romance. Rating is for adult themes, language, violence.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Shisui U., OC
Point Blank
In which Starscream arranges to make a quick stop on Cybertron for personal reasons, and the Autobots intercept a fragment of a transmission between Megatron and his second in command that reveals that a superweapon is being built to threaten the Earth. [Megatron/Starscream]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2019 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Backwards Compatibility
Starscream and Megatron encounter a logistical issue. [G1 cartoon, slash, humour.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
the one where Kakashi runs out of chakra again reviews
Kakashi and Gai complete a mission and come home. [Prompt fill for Valentine's Day 2018.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The One Where Deidara Hates Itachi More Than Usual reviews
Prompt for 'Itachi and Deidara in a situation where they are forced to get along.' Itachi gets sick on a mission. No romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Dress Up
Ino vs Sakura's insecurities vs Sakura's thighs. [Short fluffy one shot. Ino/Sakura.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The One Where Yammy Gets Wings
Prompt fic. Yammy gets wings, does what Yammy does best, and needs Ulquiorra's help. [M rating is only for language. Violence is canon-typical.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Published: 12/9/2018 - Ulquiorra, Yammy - Complete
The One Where Everyone Gets Cheesy Supervillain Names
Prompt fic. The awkward moment when your supervillain ex is back in town. Nnoitra and Tesla, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
The One Where Itachi and Deidara are Soulmates reviews
Deidara has a soulmate. His soulmate is ruining Deidara's life almost as effectively as Deidara is. [Deidara/Itachi. Soulmate AU prompt.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Itachi U., Deidara
That One's Going To Leave A Mark
Tesla invites Nnoitra on a date, and Nnoitra is not well-equipped for dating. [A zombie apocalypse-themed romcom. For Nnoites week 2018 Day 7: "Horror AU"]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
Artificial Condition
Tesla eats something he should not have. [Written for NnoiTes week day three: 'Survival'.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
Carrion Comfort reviews
Nnoitra saves Tesla's life - mostly by accident. A witch hunt AU with actual witches. [Written for NnoiTes week 2018, day two: 'Fantasy AU'. Contains graphic depictions of violence.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Orihime I., Nnoitra G., Tesra L.
Justifying the Means reviews
Nnoitra wakes up at Ostagar. [Written for NnoiTes week 2018, day one: 'Game AU'. Contains violence and rude language.]
Crossover - Bleach & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Dawn Valley Village reviews
A stardew valley fusion, although knowledge of stardew valley is not essential. Twenty-something divorcee Sakura ruins her life with poor choices then summarily flees and retires to the middle of nowhere to start anew. Modern AU, Sakura centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Like Dragons But More Disappointing reviews
"It'll be an adventure," said Godric that night as dusk was falling over their camp. [Four Hogwarts founders argue over a fire.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Participant 57 reviews
Kakashi's soul mark says 'Participant #57'. [Soulmate AU, Kakashi/Yamato, prompt fill. One shot. Complete.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Two Red Hands reviews
Kakuzu digs up Hidan, stitches him back together and takes shelter. Then he has time to figure out how. And why. [Could be romantic or platonic - it's up to interpretation here.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
vaguely historical au with no name reviews
Nnoitra and Tesla in a vaguely mediaeval but anachronistic AU featuring: imprisonment, a little elopement and character typical violence. [One shot, complete, slash.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2018 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
They Live In A Picture Book reviews
Carmen Sandiego and Wally meet for coffee. [Prompt fill for Valentine's Day 2018. Silly, no warnings, one shot only.]
Crossover - Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego & Where's Waldo? - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2018
Six Weeks In The Wrong Direction reviews
Canon divergence AU where Harribel and the Tres Bestias struggle with gainful employment and start a band. No, seriously. That's the plot. [Harribel/Apacci/Sung-Sun/Mila Rose] [One shot. Complete & finished.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2018 - T. Harribel, Apacci, Sung-Sun, Mila Rose - Complete
The One Where Tesla Gets A Television
A story in which Tesla goes to the human world on a supply run. He has no idea why he brings back a television or what he's going to do with it - or if it will even work in Hueco Mundo. [Or: Tesla and Nnoitra sit around watching cheesy horror films.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,447 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L.
You Can't Be Too Careful reviews
Harry doesn't actually intend to end up mixed up in any of this… ninja stuff. He sort of stumbles into it – the same way he stumbles into a lot of things. Gen. Crossover. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 281 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Harry P., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Like You Mean It
Tesla wakes up on a metal table and Szayel's hand is buried in his chest right up to the wrist.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., Szayelaporro G., Arrancar
One Edge of the Map reviews
Alternative universe in which Tesla is a poor human just trying to catch his dinner and Nnoitra has eight arms and rips apart sharks for fun. Obviously, a love story. [Oneshot. Slash.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
High Seize
In which the espada are all pirates aboard the fearsome ship Las Noches, but some fraccion have been lately captured by marines. [Oneshot.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., Arrancar - Complete
Any Other Name reviews
Nnoitra becomes one of the voices in Ichigo's spiritual landscape. At first Ichigo doesn't notice, but that's not the sort of thing you can overlook for long. [Oneshot, contains slash.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Ichigo K., Nnoitra G., Tesra L.
